Comedy Killmails

**Don Peyote** · 2011-08-17

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

http://brick-squad.net/killboard/?a=...&kll_id=129139

why.jpg

Oh well, SWING and a miss

[spoiler=Because it was Xystance][spoiler=who is in an open marriage]and who sucks at fitting tengus[/spoiler][/spoiler]

**Mfume** · 2011-08-17

http://kb.romanian-legion.com/?a=kil...l&kll_id=21318

People are fucking stupid.

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2011-08-17

http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4022

:TEST:

**Space Dude123** · 2011-08-17

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4022

:TEST:

That fit is legit. Great at probing down and then killing abandoned shuttles at safe spots.

**Helios Black** · 2011-08-18

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=28724

What is this I don't even...

**spamB0t** · 2011-08-18

Almost as funny as those two Legion kills.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-08-18

Originally Posted by Helios Black

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=28724

What is this I don't even...

**Mfume** · 2011-08-19

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10405656 --- Over 10K reasons to ignore the ship's bonuses in this mail, on top of the general comedy nature of a propmod-less, passive hardener Drake being used in PvP.

**Raze** · 2011-08-20

http://exodus.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_d...ll_id=10417344

**Securitas** · 2011-08-22

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=10475336

Jesus. Christ.

**Elo** · 2011-08-22

Lake is worse than that cane fit

**Securitas** · 2011-08-22

Originally Posted by Elo

Lake is worse than that cane fit

No arguments there.

**Zev** · 2011-08-22

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=499411

tank is overrated.

**Securitas** · 2011-08-22

Originally Posted by Zev

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=499411

tank is overrated.

Unfortunately AAA doesn't really have much room to make fun of others for untanked Bhaalgorns.

**teds** · 2011-08-23

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10481420

set bonus!

**Zev** · 2011-08-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

Unfortunately AAA doesn't really have much room to make fun of others for untanked Bhaalgorns.

I Disagree, when they used bhaalgorns they were suppost to be fit like that, the guy that fit that one just wanted to get somewhere without getting shot at.

**Laina Delapore** · 2011-08-24

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...l&kll_id=38034

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-08-25

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=220445

elite pve

**Malcanis** · 2011-08-27

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=220445

elite pve

So much effort to make a Loki about 1/3 as good as a T2/faction fit Tengu.

Also: T1 rigs. What a scrub.

**Aoko Aohara** · 2011-08-28

http://www.black-legion.ca/killboard...il&kll_id=3521

**cloaky** · 2011-08-28

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=502286

**Ackbarre** · 2011-08-28

Jumping blind into one of the most camped systems in the game with that cargo always a good idea.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10514515

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-08-28

40B Paladin, api verified:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10518466

**lothos** · 2011-08-29

Hum..http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...l&kll_id=80504

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-08-30

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=231437

**desquibnt** · 2011-08-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10541249

**HUN73R** · 2011-08-30

I don't fully understand what is this, but it makes my eyes bleed:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10524061

TiggerTime · 2011-08-30

Ouch.... http://www.ned-clan.com/killboard/?a...l&kll_id=52495

**Raketefrau** · 2011-08-30

Originally Posted by TiggerTime

Ouch.... http://www.ned-clan.com/killboard/?a...l&kll_id=52495

Repost, burn with acid. I'll go get the peeler.

**DynamiteToast** · 2011-09-01

Hey that's not a killmail...

**McApple Pie** · 2011-09-02

http://northern-coalition.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=81349

I'll just leave this here.

**Mfume** · 2011-09-02

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=416766

fucking hisec, how does it work?!

**desquibnt** · 2011-09-03

http://www.millionaire-playboys.com/...il&kll_id=4197

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-04

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=236885

**Dunarad** · 2011-09-04

http://404-notfound.dyndns.biz/?a=ki...l&kll_id=17103

OH MY GOD PLEASE KILL ME

**Barry Zuckerkorn** · 2011-09-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10578664
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10578997

**Dunarad** · 2011-09-04

To be fair a assault laucher fitted caracls owns pretty much any frigate in two or three shots.

**teds** · 2011-09-04

like zagdul you wordsmith i love you, but wat;

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10580350

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-05

http://www.black-legion.ca/killboard...il&kll_id=4036

This was a leet sniper.

He lasted about 8 seconds under our guns.

**Rawr** · 2011-09-05

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=440461

This is pretty bad

**HaydenJD** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by Ackbarre

Jumping blind into one of the most camped systems in the game with that cargo always a good idea.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10514515

Clearing out the trash.

**Malcanis** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by Rawr

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=440461

This is pretty bad

You say this now but when unstoppable fleets dual-prop, dual tackle, dual cyno nano-chimeras are dominating the game, you're gonna look pretty dumb.

Maybe.

**Malcanis** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by teds

like zagdul you wordsmith i love you, but wat;

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10580350

I presume it's an ironic riposte to the MM Sacri fleet.

**HaydenJD** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by teds

like zagdul you wordsmith i love you, but wat;

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10580350

We told that guy off, he claimed he asked if the gate was clear and was told it was but they were on the gate and jumped with him. He got pretty mad when we told him off for moving that ship with targets in system. He should have docked but was a retard.

**Malcanis** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by HaydenJD

We told that guy off, he claimed he asked if the gate was clear and was told it was but they were on the gate and jumped with him. He got pretty mad when we told him off for moving that ship with targets in system. He should have docked but was a retard.

Where he mostly went wrong was undocking

**HaydenJD** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Where he mostly went wrong was undocking

He claims he was in space already doing something else prior, but yeah he shouldn't have had such expensive mods on that ship to begin with tbh.

**Space Dude123** · 2011-09-06

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10587613

Nice BPC drop.

**Securitas** · 2011-09-06

Originally Posted by teds

like zagdul you wordsmith i love you, but wat;

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10580350

Centum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

1

740.00 M

Centum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

1

740.00
M

FA's tech at work, ladies and gentlemen...

**Rer** · 2011-09-06

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10566025

If anyone in my Corp flies shit like that alone I'll just kick them on the spot.

**Laina Delapore** · 2011-09-06

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...l&kll_id=41067

Stokar strikes again.

Extra lol for the random Pilgrim pilot who warped in, tracking disrupted Stokar and warped off.

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