Comedy Killmails

**teds** · 2011-06-11

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9912834

this mail has everything, even a hel.

**cloaky** · 2011-06-12

http://a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=466992

No the cyno goes on the other ship :P

**Nooodz** · 2011-06-12

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9850010

I'll post this here, this guy has a history of terrible fits, when he was in a corp with me I tried to help him with his fits but it fell on deaf ears, he always knew better, his past ship deaths should provide some amusement.

edited to add that munnin fit looks to be a bastardised version of a controlled chaos fleet doctrine, doesn't surprise me as their alliance fits are awful.

If you want to use minmatar in ahax fleet use a bloody fleet stabber.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-06-13

we got blobbed when we bit obvious hotdrop bait yet we killed their two blops with less than half of their fleet

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=147201

**Space Dude123** · 2011-06-13

Originally Posted by Nooodz

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9850010

I'll post this here, this guy has a history of terrible fits, when he was in a corp with me I tried to help him with his fits but it fell on deaf ears, he always knew better, his past ship deaths should provide some amusement.

That guy has some pretty bad fits, and his efficiency is horrible. He is in WTF though. AHAC Muninns suck, but the fit on there is not all that bad especially compared to some of his other fits.

**Kas Riel** · 2011-06-13

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9925102

he was afk

**cloaky** · 2011-06-13

Originally Posted by Kas Riel

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9925102

he was afk

Fake? 28 plex's?

**Space Dude123** · 2011-06-14

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=406539 Razor has its comments back.

**Malcanis** · 2011-06-15

Originally Posted by Space Dude123

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=406539 Razor has its comments back.

The warp scram is a nice touch.

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-06-15

Originally Posted by cloaky

Fake? 28 plex's?

fake
no matter if he posted them him self or just linked it without verifying because he is a lazy tard- he got negrep. joke so old. i so mad.

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-06-16

almost like a poem

**Kas Riel** · 2011-06-16

Originally Posted by Phineas Freak

fake
no matter if he posted them him self or just linked it without verifying because he is a lazy tard- he got negrep. joke so old. i so mad.

thanks for the negrep bro. Only reason its not api verified is because the guy is dumb and can't figure out how to link his api to evekill. I asked him to take a screenshot of the km and plexs in his hangar but he sold them so here's a pic of his wallet. Is this enough proof yet?

[spoiler=not fake]

[/spoiler]

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-06-16

Originally Posted by Kas Riel

thanks for the negrep bro. Only reason its not api verified is because the guy is dumb and can't figure out how to link his api to evekill. I asked him to take a screenshot of the km and plexs in his hangar but he sold them so here's a pic of his wallet. Is this enough proof yet?

[spoiler=not fake]

[/spoiler]

yes

+rep added

**omgdutch2005** · 2011-06-16

http://killboard.ieg-alliance.net/?a...l&kll_id=40636 cuz sitting on the gate is cool ^^

**Securitas** · 2011-06-16

Originally Posted by omgdutch2005

http://killboard.ieg-alliance.net/?a...l&kll_id=40636 cuz sitting on the gate is cool ^^

Calkura
No Mercy For Percy
intergalactic exports group
Phantasm (Cruiser)
Heavy Pulse Laser I

Right.

Seriously though nice kill.

**Jane Says** · 2011-06-16

http://zergy.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9901852

This mail pretty much speaks for itself. But in case you were wondering which noob ship was the best, well, these guys clearly answered that.

**Stenner** · 2011-06-16

Originally Posted by Space Dude123

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=406539 Razor has its comments back.

And I see they are getting acquainted with the terribleness that is ANZAC.

**Kejchal** · 2011-06-17

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...l&kll_id=24258 . Attacking dominix with this is heroic, no doubt.

**Konev** · 2011-06-18

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9959392

chased this drake into B-7, while hunting for him someone in a cloaky loki reports hes in anoms. gang fans out and someone reports a thanny wreck in a sanctum. quick bit of evekill searching turns up that killmail.

well done to the drake pilot.

**Malcanis** · 2011-06-18

http://init.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9962301

Because Minmatar cruiser just takes too long to train...

**zyberox** · 2011-06-19

http://www.sev3rance.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=96143
http://www.darkshadowindustries.com/...il&kll_id=1645

taking the "industry" part serious. got a tower to kill, let's get the Rorq.

**Pripyat** · 2011-06-19

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=9967840

He was standing at the station, shooting my Rifter with artilleries and GardeII wondering why he didn't hit me before dying in a ball of fire.

**Securitas** · 2011-06-19

"A rifter? I think I'll let him have my artillery and sentry drones!"

**Tradyk** · 2011-06-19

http://bdeal.info:8008/killboard/?a=...l&kll_id=46432

Yes, that is a shield tanked adrestia.

**Securitas** · 2011-06-19

Originally Posted by Tradyk

http://bdeal.info:8008/killboard/?a=...l&kll_id=46432

Yes, that is a shield tanked adrestia.

That is actually a very decent fit. It's a pimped-up version of the one I tested on Sisi. Does a TON of DPS and is very fast, the only disadvantage being IT'S AN ADRESTIA. If you're gonna have a 25b ship though, might as well fit it for speed. Of course, it was better before CCP nerfed the re-cycling of ECM drones.

**Tradyk** · 2011-06-19

Call me crazy, but any 25B isk ship that isnt at least equipped with x-types counts as a comedy fit, imo.

**Securitas** · 2011-06-19

Originally Posted by Tradyk

Call me crazy, but any 25B isk ship that isnt at least equipped with x-types counts as a comedy fit, imo.

There's not a lot of room for X-Types. You don't want an invuln/hardener on a ship like that, and there's no cruiser-sized X-types MWDs. Arguably he could have chosen a better MWD and perhaps spent on officer magstabs/TEs, but at the end of the day this is less than twice as expensive as a supercarrier, and people don't even bother with officer stuff on those.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-19

At least A types/Officer magstabs/Integrated Drones. If you're gonna be a pimp you better be the best damn pimp on the block or you can go home

**Nicky D** · 2011-06-20

http://ceve.killboard.nl/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=143

not bad for four days

**Forlorn Wongraven** · 2011-06-20

Originally Posted by Nicky D

http://ceve.killboard.nl/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=143

not bad for four days

Too bad the delicious tears can't be harvested without a translator.

**Colonel Santiago** · 2011-06-20

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9979967

We nab'ed him on second attempt, popped pretty quick...

**UltraViolet** · 2011-06-20

Originally Posted by Colonel Santiago

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9979967

We nab'ed him on second attempt, popped pretty quick...

i like the mix of t2 and t1 istabs

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-20

Originally Posted by Colonel Santiago

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9979967

We nab'ed him on second attempt, popped pretty quick...

Fuck everything about this

**andreivassaliev** · 2011-06-21

because dramiel is the best salvager
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9956275

random fitting:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...hp?id=13615191

**zodt** · 2011-06-22

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9986162

[04:41:39] General Wilhelm > u guys are giant pussballs

**Securitas** · 2011-06-22

[04:41:39] Death Reactor > lol bigger blob calling smaller blob out
[04:41:39] General Wilhelm > u guys are giant pussballs that is not a blob good lord

Confirming that 2 Scimitars, 6 Tempests, 10+ BC, and a Machariel/Scorpion/Bhaalgorn and other stuff(38) is "not a blob" and totally even vs <20 T1 cruisers.

**HUN73R** · 2011-06-22

Originally Posted by Colonel Santiago

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9979967

We nab'ed him on second attempt, popped pretty quick...

RZR owning in the AT and MM hunting supercaps, I honestly think we did the NC a favour by killing it, you guys have been constantly improving ever since

Originally Posted by zodt

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9986162

[04:41:39] General Wilhelm > u guys are giant pussballs

Looks like our flagship fitting for the tourney, I'm sure pilot mistake was the reason, because it is unbeatable.

**Securitas** · 2011-06-22

Unbeatable = less EHP than a Drake and no mechanism of extraction if things go south?

**zodt** · 2011-06-22

Originally Posted by HUN73R

RZR owning in the AT and MM hunting supercaps, I honestly think we did the NC a favour by killing it, you guys have been constantly improving ever since

Looks like our flagship fitting for the tourney, I'm sure pilot mistake was the reason, because it is unbeatable.

ding ding, we actually (probably) wouldn't have killed him if he hadn't been the first out of warp

**total** · 2011-06-22

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...l&kll_id=65995

Was plexing for enough isk to buy his third cargo optimization.

**penifSMASH** · 2011-06-22

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9988230

the comedy part is the loot drop

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-06-23

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9988484

**Mfume** · 2011-06-23

http://www.black-legion.org/killboar...l&kll_id=26320

**Bugcheck** · 2011-06-23

Originally Posted by Mfume

http://www.black-legion.org/killboar...l&kll_id=26320

Fuck you that was my mail to post!

**Messoroz** · 2011-06-23

http://kb.aquilaeve.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10884

Widot's pvpe drake fit

**Space Dude123** · 2011-06-23

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9992952

He hot dropped a vaga to km whore on it with about 6 other guys in sub caps. LOL, with that fit.

The guy deleted his character also... add 10 bil to the kill mail value