The Northern Thread - VFK 2012, Prophecies and bad posts

**Arrador** · 2012-02-02

Snipe

**Marivauder** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Arrador

Snipe

Sneaky bastard

**Skyl3lazer** · 2012-02-02

Gas thread ban op nerf titans reset test

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Obligatory dek by feb

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by jimmychrist

[spoiler=barely contributing]I got a sixty-nine Chevy with a 396
Fuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor
She's waiting tonight down in the parking lot
Outside the Seven-Eleven store
Me and my partner Sonny built her straight out of scratch
And he rides with me from town to town
We only run for the money got no strings attached
We shut 'em up and then we shut 'em down

Tonight, tonight the strip's just right
I wanna blow 'em off in my first heat
Summer's here and the time is right
For goin' racin' in the street

We take all the action we can meet
And we cover all the northeast state
When the strip shuts down we run 'em in the street
From the fire roads to the interstate
Some guys they just give up living
And start dying little by little, piece by piece
Some guys come home from work and wash up
And go racin' in the street

Tonight, tonight the strip's just right
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats
Calling out around the world, we're going racin' in the street

I met her on the strip three years ago
In a Camaro with this dude from L.A.
I blew that Camaro off my back and drove that little girl away
But now there's wrinkles around my baby's eyes
And she cries herself to sleep at night
When I come home the house is dark
She sighs "Baby did you make it all right"
She sits on the porch of her daddy's house
But all her pretty dreams are torn
She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born
For all the shut down strangers and hot rod angels
Rumbling through this promised land
Tonight my baby and me we're gonna ride to the sea
And wash these sins off our hands

Tonight tonight the highway's bright
Out of our way mister you best keep
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For goin' racin' in the street[/spoiler]

What the shit is this jimmy?

**Goblin** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by KingOfTheDaves

Also I'm in the same alliance as Riverini

Me too.

Originally Posted by Traakile

Oh how low can one fall...

I used to be in his corp.

**Hellkitty** · 2012-02-02

Speaking of riverini: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Riverini_(Character)
(make sure to check out the top contributors for that page)

Also, I'm in his corp right now. He's surprisingly chill in corp chat tho (by which i mean he's usually too busy spamming local to shit up corp chat)

**Nicky D** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

Speaking of riverini: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Riverini_(Character)
(make sure to check out the top contributors for that page)

Also, I'm in his corp right now. He's surprisingly chill in corp chat tho (by which i mean he's usually too busy spamming local to shit up corp chat)

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/The_Mittani

mittens' is still the best

**Hellkitty** · 2012-02-02

Looks like i just found a third party service for that titan i wanna buy.

**jimmychrist** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

What the shit is this jimmy?

Springsteen - Racing in the street

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Eve Wiki

The Mittani is a Long Time Eve Player Famously known for leading the 2nd Biggest alliance in EvE online and Being Elected by CCP Into Chairman of CSM

Oh lawdy.

Originally Posted by Eve Wiki

The Mittani is a well known and Often used 3rd Party for the past 4 Years, He has secured +10 Trillion isk in Trades of Super Capitals and Titans. He was famous for securing the trade of Shrike's Avatar one of the first avatars built and often Vouched for by Other Popular 3rd Parties

Sweet mother of jesus who wrote this and got away with it

**tgr** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Nicky D

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/The_Mittani

mittens' is still the best

"The Mittani has been chairman of the CSM for 3 Years Running now. He has substantial power over changes in EvE. He is known for his Anti-Scamming Regimes and Support for Balancing of Supercapitals"

Right.

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

My hat is off to that Goon hero, whoever he may be.

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

He is probably in a Titan that Mittens was the third party in him buying.

**Endie** · 2012-02-02

Raiden have been trying furiously to hit towers today in order to salvage a euro tower timer for the weekend. There was the GSF one where they taunted the stront timer in local about how he was too late to save the timer (despite various hilarious cock-ups he wasn't, and it comes out perfectly at about 0200 and much foot-shuffling later they jumped back to PF-). Then there was the attempt to kite a gents tower (kite broken, tower repped). Faced with such stark evidence of their limited eve abilities Raiden decided that at least they could ensure total domination of Spacemonkey's Alliance (wrong: kite broken, tower repped).

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-02

Who's J3ssica Biel because goddamn we should pay that person some money for writing that Eve Wiki article

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Who's J3ssica Biel because goddamn we should pay that person some money for writing that Eve Wiki article

It is me. I am J3ssica Biel and s3nd m3 y0ur ISK.

Edited some letters 4 numbers

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

It is me. I am J3ssica Biel and send me you ISK.

sounds legit; I'll give it to Mittens for safekeeping until I confirm your identity though

**Propagandas** · 2012-02-02

we might not beat them when fighting, but we are 0wning them at stronting l0l

ps they are mad and furious

**Razzor** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Propagandas

we might not beat them when fighting, but we are 0wning them at stronting l0l

ps they are mad and furious

So are we

**woo glin** · 2012-02-02

Just wait until we unveil our valuecats! If EFT is any indication there are going to be a lot of dead tengus!

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Endie

Raiden have been trying furiously to hit towers today in order to salvage a euro tower timer for the weekend. There was the GSF one where they taunted the stront timer in local about how he was too late to save the timer (despite various hilarious cock-ups he wasn't, and it comes out perfectly at about 0200 and much foot-shuffling later they jumped back to PF-). Then there was the attempt to kite a gents tower (kite broken, tower repped). Faced with such stark evidence of their limited eve abilities Raiden decided that at least they could ensure total domination of Spacemonkey's Alliance (wrong: kite broken, tower repped).

Came expecting content after that buildup left underwhelmed

**Opti** · 2012-02-02

there i was having fun until i took a titan to the knee

**tgr** · 2012-02-02

IN the knee.

**Akrasjel Lanate** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by tgr

"The Mittani has been chairman of the CSM for 3 Years Running now. He has substantial power over changes in EvE. He is known for his Anti-Scamming Regimes and Support for Balancing of Supercapitals"

Right.

Nice bullshit

**Razzor** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Akrasjel Lanate

Nice bullshit

mad burn son. you sure showed that silly frog ( yes tgr I'm rooting for him and you know damn well why

)

**Akrasjel Lanate** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Razzor

mad burn son. you sure showed that silly frog ( yes tgr I'm rooting for him and you know damn well why

)

**Carebears** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Akrasjel Lanate

Attachment 2431

GSF saw that they got beter logo than them and want to nerf titans(wonder why)

That logo is missing the crucial dot.

**tgr** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Razzor

yes tgr I'm rooting for him and you know damn well why

You're just saying that because I wholly support journalistic integrity and accurate reporting of figures.

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Akrasjel Lanate

Attachment 2431

GSF saw that they got beter logo than them and want to nerf titans(wonder why)

idgi the drop shadow suggests overhead lighting but the highlights on the letters suggest a level light source to the left of the camera

is this some sort of magic light source?

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by tgr

You're just saying that because I wholly support journalistic integrity and accurate reporting of figures.

I bet Propagandas hates you too if you support accurate reporting of figures.

**tgr** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I bet Propagandas hates you too if you support accurate reporting of figures.

And riverini.

**Gordon Cain** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Endie

Raiden have been trying furiously to hit towers today in order to salvage a euro tower timer for the weekend. There was the GSF one where they taunted the stront timer in local about how he was too late to save the timer (despite various hilarious cock-ups he wasn't, and it comes out perfectly at about 0200 and much foot-shuffling later they jumped back to PF-). Then there was the attempt to kite a gents tower (kite broken, tower repped). Faced with such stark evidence of their limited eve abilities Raiden decided that at least they could ensure total domination of Spacemonkey's Alliance (wrong: kite broken, tower repped).

And then you get it on the Raiden POV:

Formed early today to try and get a good timer. Partly success. 1 tech reffed

After DT we formed fleet again and incapped almost entire Space Monkey constellation. The good thing is when you have caps is that it doesnt take long time. We prepped for Kiting the HB- tower and moved on to do the Z-K one also. On the way home we did a driveby reffing of a couple goons towers with stronthers in them. But since it was at a mid-jump we did them anyway. 2 more techs reffed

Went home and regrouped for a series of blue towers comming out. We knew goons formed and that they would come to 92- to do some carriers with welps. True enough. Cyno goes up and goons come in. At the same time we go in next to carriers with abaddon fleet. Goons leave fleet after 1 goon heavy dictor thinks the fleet will warp to him but they dont. Tower saved in 92-

Heres where our fuckup happen. Asking for Titan to come in and bridge us out (cause we are in a hurry to leave to the kited towers) we find out he is travel fitted and that it sucks ass to leave him there with only a cyno ready to protect him we have to get a new titan for bridge. Time wasted!

By the time we get our act together and actutally leave for the kited pos its been repped by SMA logis. Oh well, on to next obejctive which is F-9 Tech tower (blue) comming out. Goons choose to go for our abaddon fleet and manage to kill a guardian before our welp hungry Titans and supers elimate about 50+ in less than 2 minutes. Goons go back to reship. Tower Saved!

After reshipping they head back to F-9 to drop on some Init carriers which all make it back to shield. In the time mange to position ourselves infront of them and block their route to next tech comming out (blue). Tower Saved!

After that RDN and Goons went home and last tech (blue) has been repped fully also.

So to sum up from RDN perspective:
4 hostile tech reffed
1 Const neutralized
4 blue techs repped
2 failed Kites
1 dead welp fleet (again)

A slow day in anyones book

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-02-02

Good lord that's a lot of words for nothing happening.

**Player of no importance** · 2012-02-02

Be careful Raiden, the fearsome might of SMA's home defense fleet (i.e. a single a t1 fit myrmidon and manticore) will reap a mighty reckoning upon this offense!

(source: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12318793)

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

And then you get a GSF point of view:
Boat broadcasted. I didn't attend.

**Endie** · 2012-02-02

That's a cool narrative but it does focus heavily on stuff that happened a good while after I posted, in case anyone suspects me of selective memory.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-02

And another GSF point of view:
I sat in class all fucking day because I have all but one of my classes on Tuesday/Thursday.
And I didn't even get a broadcast because Adium is a broken piece of shit Mac Jabber client.

So yeah, nothing happening anywhere.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Gordon Cain

And then you get it on the Raiden POV:

Formed early today to try and get a good timer. Partly success. 1 tech reffed

After DT we formed fleet again and incapped almost entire Space Monkey constellation. The good thing is when you have caps is that it doesnt take long time. We prepped for Kiting the HB- tower and moved on to do the Z-K one also. On the way home we did a driveby reffing of a couple goons towers with stronthers in them. But since it was at a mid-jump we did them anyway. 2 more techs reffed

Went home and regrouped for a series of blue towers comming out. We knew goons formed and that they would come to 92- to do some carriers with welps. True enough. Cyno goes up and goons come in. At the same time we go in next to carriers with abaddon fleet. Goons leave fleet after 1 goon heavy dictor thinks the fleet will warp to him but they dont. Tower saved in 92-

Heres where our fuckup happen. Asking for Titan to come in and bridge us out (cause we are in a hurry to leave to the kited towers) we find out he is travel fitted and that it sucks ass to leave him there with only a cyno ready to protect him we have to get a new titan for bridge. Time wasted!

By the time we get our act together and actutally leave for the kited pos its been repped by SMA logis. Oh well, on to next obejctive which is F-9 Tech tower (blue) comming out. Goons choose to go for our abaddon fleet and manage to kill a guardian before our welp hungry Titans and supers elimate about 50+ in less than 2 minutes. Goons go back to reship. Tower Saved!

After reshipping they head back to F-9 to drop on some Init carriers which all make it back to shield. In the time mange to position ourselves infront of them and block their route to next tech comming out (blue). Tower Saved!

After that RDN and Goons went home and last tech (blue) has been repped fully also.

So to sum up from RDN perspective:
4 hostile tech reffed
1 Const neutralized
4 blue techs repped
2 failed Kites
1 dead welp fleet (again)

A slow day in anyones book

But how much cap fuel and ammo did you waste 2-shotting Hurricanes? Goons 1 Raiden 0. Death to Elite PvP. Nerf titans. Praise be Allah for teh Drake. Boys, shore up the front lines for the VFK assault.

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

But how much cap fuel and ammo did you waste 2-shotting Hurricanes? Goons 1 Raiden 0. Death to Elite PvP. Nerf titans. Praise be Allah for teh Drake. Boys, shore up the front lines for the VFK assault.

I knew there was some goon left in you somewhere...

**penifSMASH** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I knew there was some goon left in you somewhere...

tell me about being a goon, pubcorpie

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

I'm just a goonNOOBpubbiemembercorpMEMBER dear penifSMASH, but thats better than being in -A-

**Scotch** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I'm just a goonNOOBpubbiemembercorpMEMBER dear penifSMASH, but thats better than being in -A-

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Scotch

**tgr** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Scotch

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-02

Originally Posted by Scotch

I'm a bad poster

**jimmychrist** · 2012-02-02

Even a broken clock trolls once a day

**jimmychrist** · 2012-02-02

And by broken clock I mean penif and his location

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-02-02

syndic thrass for president

**Arrador** · 2012-02-02

Last Thing I do before I go home from work

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