Vlade Randal is insane

**Kythren** · 2011-09-10

ohgod why did i click that aarora link

**Manny** · 2011-09-10

Just when I felt like I could skip visiting K.com ever 1/2 hour this happens Ty Montolio I am F5ing once more. Im thankful for guys like this because he makes the rest of us look pretty damn good.

**Venetian Tar** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Bring Stabity

its morsus mihi, they are so far downhill we couldn't be convinced to die in droves for them

and this is the alliance that dies in droves for dbrb

Yes well, we don't sell our Tech (oh god I bet I get proved wrong sometime soon) for cash. We can afford to reimburse our pilots.

MM fly Sacrilidges as a doctrine.

**Rikeka** · 2011-09-10

This has to be fake... I mean, whoa.

I'd rep the OP if I could.

**The quick and the dead** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Montolio

Also pictures of Aarora (NSFW, potentially NSFL): http://i.imgur.com/aY2pa.jpg

Man if I was going to have a space girlfriend I would first make sure she isn't a 50 year old crack whore. Then I would take a good hard look at my life for wanting to have a space girlfriend in the first place.

Posting in a legendary thread in which the insanity of MM is revealed.....hmm, deja vu?

**Viribus** · 2011-09-10

Anyone who wants to lead MM pretty much has to be a fucking lunatic

Originally Posted by Venetian Tar

I don't know if this is a troll, seriousness, irony or just penif-posting.

I dunno, try looking at the name, might help

**Poonut** · 2011-09-10

In The Next Issue of Morsus Mayhem;

Attachment 1549

**Far** · 2011-09-10

This explains a lot about the diplo situation once MM/BS arrived in Delve; that it was fucking stupid.
All I ever heard was MM demands this, threatens that, doesn't treat anyone remotely equal or consistently.
It all makes sense now...

The biggest credit to RAWR is that they 'didn't trust him', for 5 years. Then again, he was leading the alliance.

**Mfume** · 2011-09-10

i always feel bad when people who probably have legit mental health issues get outed by themselves

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Mfume

i always feel bad when people who probably have legit mental health issues get outed by themselves

Don't be a vagina. That's one of the best parts of this game.

**Grath** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Don't be a vagina. That's one of the best parts of this game.

Yea you can't really call this guy stupid or retarded, its insulting to the people who suffer from either condition, and even pathological liars would make fun of him.

I'm curious as to where he's allegedly from, though I'm betting his version has him being assembled in a factory in the future and sent back in time to lead an internet spaceship alliance.

Also my little title says I'm the Illinois Enema Bandit, that fucking owns.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Grath

Also my little title says I'm the Illinois Enema Bandit, that fucking owns.

Ah, custom titles. They're a ball of laughs until one day your wife is looking over your shoulder and she suddenly demands to know "What the fuck does that mean?"

Yeah... good times.

(The good news is that saying "Sorry" in the Animal voice gets me off the hook every time.)

**Malcanis** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Iratus

This is a motherfucking gold mine.

You should watch what you say or you'll have every mall cop in America after your hide, MISTER.

**tgr** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

Ah, custom titles. They're a ball of laughs until one day your wife is looking over your shoulder and she suddenly demands to know "What the fuck does that mean?"

Or "hey, that sounds interesting, care to demonstrate?"

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by tgr

Or "hey, that sounds interesting, care to demonstrate?"

Yeah but I never get those kinds of titles.

However, BL gave me the best one I've ever had.

"Sesame Street in a Box."

**tgr** · 2011-09-10

I'm sure "The Fourth Profession" can be twisted into something interesting if you try.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-10

In about five posts it will be something different.

And it's not likely to be "Furry Sex on the Kitchen Table."

**jeffraider** · 2011-09-10

?[ 2011.09.05 01:33:01 ] Vlade Randal > i always was a good person
?[ 2011.09.05 01:33:12 ] Vlade Randal > but i was mislead and misguided
?[ 2011.09.05 01:33:33 ] Vlade Randal > fell into an easy trap for a young male from a broken home
?[ 2011.09.05 01:33:41 ] Vlade Randal > single child
?[ 2011.09.05 01:33:59 ] Vlade Randal > and other stuff that im not willing to share
?[ 2011.09.05 01:34:03 ] Montolio > how do you feel about doritos

Okay I am literally in love with Montolio now

please play BC2 or RO2 w/ us

**Sean Alenko** · 2011-09-10

Someone please do the honorable option and disband MM.

**Makia Velli** · 2011-09-10

?[ 2011.09.03 20:47:55 ] Montolio > So aarora is quitting?
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:07 ] Vlade Randal > both of us are crying atm
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:19 ] Vlade Randal > but we are crying on skype about it
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:25 ] Montolio > lol wtf
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:36 ] Vlade Randal > she's my eve GF
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:40 ] Vlade Randal > welll
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:42 ] Vlade Randal > friend
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:56 ] Montolio > I've been told you run omega vector
?[ 2011.09.03 20:48:58 ] Vlade Randal > she makes me happy when im sad
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:04 ] Vlade Randal > no
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:09 ] Vlade Randal > i met aarora
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:21 ] Vlade Randal > and started helping omega vector
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:29 ] Vlade Randal > i had an alt corp there
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:39 ] Vlade Randal > we stole stuff from BORG
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:48 ] Vlade Randal > and a few other people
?[ 2011.09.03 20:49:53 ] Vlade Randal > off the record

I fuckin knew this

You didn´t even need superhuman interwebz-Sherlock skills to make the connection.. And I god dammit told those rotten shark eatin Islanders of COL that can´t you see what they did to you and are you for real giving your space away to them.. Oh and look and behold! They did. I really hope they atleast got some iskies out of it or else it was successful scam in more ways than one.

**Grarr Dexx** · 2011-09-10

How delusional can you be?

**Tommy** · 2011-09-10

My life, is complete.

**Pripyat** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Far

This explains a lot about the diplo situation once MM/BS arrived in Delve; that it was fucking stupid.
All I ever heard was MM demands this, threatens that, doesn't treat anyone remotely equal or consistently.
It all makes sense now...

Nah, that's pretty much normal behavior for Traderjohn.

**Goblin** · 2011-09-10

I wouldn't go as far as saying he is crazy, but there is defiantly something strange about him. In comms when he talked to us he seemed like a perfectly normal guy who was a little overworked.

I've been praying for stability in MM since we lost tribute and I thought we had it, now we are back in the shits. Damn.

**McApple Pie** · 2011-09-10

I normally dislike reading massive walls of unedited chat logs. But this.... Was an amazing post.

**The quick and the dead** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Goblin

I wouldn't go as far as saying he is crazy, but there is defiantly something strange about him. In comms when he talked to us he seemed like a perfectly normal guy who was a little overworked.

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

**true** · 2011-09-10

If you got trolled by Vlade for real you should forefit your posting career. Because that was easy-mode.

**Venetian Tar** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by true

If you got trolled by Vlade for real you should forefit your posting career. Because that was easy-mode.

Honest guys it was a troll.

**ente** · 2011-09-10

Didnt he recently lay down his leadership position?

**Doink9731** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Grath

Also my little title says I'm the Illinois Enema Bandit, that fucking owns.

I'm in Illinois

**Makia Velli** · 2011-09-10

Recently Vlade Randal, one of Morsus Mihi’s leaders was ousted after several of his peers decided him to not be “mentally stable” to keep on regular duties, this comes after a five-years stint at ‘hirr’, one of Morsus Mihi founding corporations.

This was posted on (now removed) EN24 news bit about the situation considering RAWR military leadership.

The comments section really fired up and there was some pretty gnarly stuff there. I didn´t copy all but some comments I did are pretty sick stuff.

I guess the censoring all of the rantings was too difficult and removing the whole piece easier vOv There was alot of smack to Riverini from his bros cos they tought that revealing "damaging stuff" of your coalition mates is not cool at all. I think that if you really try to run an independent news site you should report the good and the bad equally from all sides.

**Grath** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Goblin

I wouldn't go as far as saying he is crazy

Oh really, you read those chat logs and you wouldn't go that far?

**true** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Grath

Oh really, you read those chat logs and you wouldn't go that far?

Bro defining "normality" when subject is people who's role in niche computer game is to take internet spaceships seriously is murky at best.

**Goblin** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Grath

Oh really, you read those chat logs and you wouldn't go that far?

You haven't met anyone who is insane clearly. I read the chat logs and I have spoken to him a fair amount.
Throwing around the word crazy is a pretty damaging thing to do to anyone in the first place. Self for-filling prophecy maybe...

It could be a humongous troll...

**Russian God** · 2011-09-10

This is where we draw a line in the sand and call forth the Dragoon...

**Seymore Graves** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Goblin

It could be a humongous troll...

Nope, the guy is basically nuts.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-10

Probably not like mutter and shake while walking down the street crazy, just unstable.

**Elise Randolph** · 2011-09-10

Hey Vonq in your professional opinion is this guy a nutter?

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Elise Randolph

Hey Vonq in your professional opinion is this guy a nutter?

I'm gonna go with misunderstood.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-10

*he's batshit.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-09-10

Just disband RAWR, reform the alliance.

The RAWR throne is clearly cursed.

Edit: Where's "A PUPPETMASTER" when you need him.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Goblin

You haven't met anyone who is insane clearly. I read the chat logs and I have spoken to him a fair amount.
Throwing around the word crazy is a pretty damaging thing to do to anyone in the first place. Self for-filling prophecy maybe...

It could be a humongous troll...

Crazy is a relative thing but these logs suggest he's outside the norms. He could actually be trolling but his almost random sliding from one track to another has me thinking he's unbalanced and a little delusional.

It might not rise to a level that it causes trouble in his real life (though if he's not lying about the drug use, criminal activity and jail I would doubt this) so it might not actually be a disorder that needs treatment. Then again he may be totally delusional and off his rocker.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-10

He is just an attention whore and you guys are giving him what he wants by posting his bullshit stories.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

Just disband RAWR, reform the alliance.

The RAWR throne is clearly cursed.

i'm starting to wonder if there is anything worth salvaging.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Kaeydan

He is just an attention whore

I don't believe he is. He does seem seriously unstable, and quite literally on the verge of suicidal. There are a few people I know in eve that are mentally unstable, but no one anywhere near this bad.

**Kurth** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by Kaeydan

He is just an attention whore

as hard as it is to grasp, there actually *are* people who are legitimately like this, and EVE ONLINE seems to attract them (probobly because it's just as shitty as thier fucked up heads).

brb digging through my 620MB chatlog folder to find the best of goshee