kula kain official statement

[kula kain]

hello eve players
wondering where has kula kain gone?
well yes i have left the north and my home in morsus mihi.
i felt it was time to leave the lemming hole and go out to forge my own path.

what will become of me?
well i have opened my own corporation and have began taking on partnership's with old friends to build my own entity..
I have taken on silent investors to help grow my corporation and eventually my alliance with strong funding I beleive one can become a strong force that turns tide's in eve.
if you have ever flown in my fleet's or have worked with me in the past i would greatly accept any contributions to my cause.

If you would like to join me i am ingame taking applications.
i will give everyone a fair look over before considering accepting app's

my stances in eve politically atm is neutral to everyone as i dont wish to make enemies but dont mind fighting a good fight.

please stop posting false statements about me as i am just a simple man now no longer in the spotlight of the north.

thank you
kula kain.

[Ooohyoutouchmytralala]

This is the new recruitment forum. Sub-forms are for people who are terrible at life.



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Tell me, does your fine corporation indeed fly internet spaceships?

And if so, how seriously?

Also, will you be joining goonswarm federation with your corp?

[poaw]

Oh yeah, gonna need confirmation from Vinata on this one.

Also, wth, why would your alliance need donations? Buy some ships, and take some tech in Venal like everyone else. As an ex-member of the NC Merciless. will likely make room for you on their already ample bluelist.

[Brooks Puuntai]

Also, wth, why would your alliance need donations?

For reimbursements obviously. I mean have you seen how often he welps fleets or goes randomly afk and lets his fleet stranded?

[Raidek]

Dramas.

[poaw]

I was kind of wondering if he planned on stopping such behavior.

I also feel like he (if he is really kula kain) gets an unfair rap just because he's the one left without a chair when the music stops and everyone one dogpiles him for it.

[Kesper North]

So... what is the name of your corporation? Who have you recruited to help you in this venture? Are you going to NPC 0.0, lowsec, or what? And where? Inquiring minds want to know.

[ihaveahelmet]

I have taken on silent investors to help grow my corporation

I hope a Rapier BPO is part of the funding you have received because you are going to need one.

[Jean Leaner]

TLR I got trolled out of the NC for being terrible and now I'm making my own corp, join me in my terrible adventure.

[SavageBastard]

Post up if you were actually wondering where kula kain went.

[Cadaver Synod]

A missed goatse opportunity.

[Thirsty McDrinkerston]

I too am j4g.


Is it real?!?!?!?

[CAPTAIN THUNK]

I agree the guy drew the short straw and gets an unfair rap due to trying longer than the other NC FCs. Any FC looks terrible when all you've got to work with is a pile of shit (except Shadoo, he can work miracles out of shit somehow)

This isn't to say I believe the OP is kula kain.

[Rawr]

If being in your fleets wasn't enough, now you want people to join a corp. I pity those poor souls.

[Lorax]

I have a lot of doubts that the OP is Kula Kain... I mean, I haven't seen a fleet welped by this new corp yet.

Indeed, if such has not happened then its obvious hes been AFK for a few days in his new corp and could not have posted this travesty.

[Lorax]

Additionally... there is a recruitment sub-forum for this shit, please use it

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

I agree the guy drew the short straw and gets an unfair rap due to trying longer than the other NC FCs. Any FC looks terrible when all you've got to work with is a pile of shit (except Shadoo, he can work miracles out of shit somehow)

Wasn't there another NC FC who left to try and join the winning side?

[OrDeR]

I agree the guy drew the short straw and gets an unfair rap due to trying longer than the other NC FCs. Any FC looks terrible when all you've got to work with is a pile of shit (except Shadoo, he can work miracles out of shit somehow)

This isn't to say I believe the OP is kula kain.

You have not listened to him fc a fleet obviously. He is a shit fc it would not matter who or where he was leading fleets he would still make bad decisions and get everyone killed per usual. Jump on the band wagon and pen15 him.

p.s come join my corp you will fit right in

[Shitposter Deluxe]

I think this one fits here:



Even if the op isnt the real Kula.

[Jean Leaner]

https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporati...%20Your%20Dead

Three whole members. God bless them.

EDIT: I guess by bringing death to a system near you, he means whelping my fleet in your system.

[Gyncognito]

Every time I've ever heard this guys voice it was promptly followed by this guy's laugh...



I often wondered, if some how, kula was in cahoots with Snidely Whiplash or if unattended matter in this universe tended to spontaneously coalesce into a presence who's sole purpose was to manifest it's regard for everything that kula ever uttered while on voice coms. Then again, he could have just been stoned and laughing at bread crumbs stuck to his shoe laces. I now find both theories equally plausible.

[kula kain]

i was just clearing up the previous statements.
no i am not switching sides
no i did not die
no i did not get arrested
no my account is not hacked
yes i left the nc on good terms
no i am not stealing their members or riding out in a storm of rage


i just felt it was time for a change with all the new changes in the eve system due to ccp fucking everything up.
i decided to start a new corp.
yes the donations i was reffering to would go to corporation infastracture / compensations etc.

yes this is the real kula kain and i also posted on eve online forums the same thing.
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1513175

good day to all of you people that think i am horrible fc.. i would like to see you lead a fleet and that is all i have to say.

[Wusti]

You have not listened to him fc a fleet obviously. He is a shit fc it would not matter who or where he was leading fleets he would still make bad decisions and get everyone killed per usual. Jump on the band wagon and pen15 him.

p.s come join my corp you will fit right in

PS: Come join my alliance OrDeR - you'd fit right in :P

[Lorax]

So are you starting a new Northern Coalition style leet-pvp alliance then?

Should name it Carebears United Front

[jeffraider]

is vlade gonna join or is he gonna chill in MM a few more weeks before stealing everything?

[Centra]

Apply to SNIGG in-game.

[moongoo]

Good or bad FC I can't really say, I probably couldn't FC better.

I know he's atleast been around and trying as opposed to a lot of the other NC FCs who have just disappeared. And even now we have people joining fleets that don't know how to make safe spot or even what one is, so I think he did the best he could with what he had.

[poaw]

You have not listened to him fc a fleet obviously. He is a shit fc it would not matter who or where he was leading fleets he would still make bad decisions and get everyone killed per usual. Jump on the band wagon and pen15 him.

I'm just going to point out that there was no viable alternative. The people second guessing him were able to because they avoid losing fights by never fighting. This wasn't like MacArthur versus Truman in Korea. But to toss him under the bus screaming "Dammit Kula Kain we've lost the war because of you!" is scapegoating to the max. I'm looking at the people NOT leading fleets right now but refuse to quietly step aside.

[jeffraider]

kula just got his shit pushed in:

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...1513175&page=1

faggot

[jeffraider]

also dudes

if anyone is considering joining whatever the shit this fucking awful corp is supposed to be

i highly recommend listening to the many spy recordings of his voice first

he is an annoying horrible piece of dogshit that you can expect to literally bolt from your team as soon as "you are at fucking war"

eat shit kula kain

-jeff

lol

[Velonad]

Ohm nom nom nom.

[Trigona]

I flew in lots of Kula's fleets during the Delve 2 war. I found him extremely competent and fun. He regularly risked his ship to ensure we got lots of kills and I know I learnt a lot about small fleet PvP thanks to him.

I know he's got a bad rap from the latest NC troubles but I think you'll find it's easy to blame the FC when the fleet is shit.

Good luck Kula, I'm sure that anyone who decides to fly with you will find it a rewarding experience.

[jeffraider]

I flew in lots of Kula's fleets during the Delve 2 war. I found him extremely competent and fun. He regularly risked his ship to ensure we got lots of kills and I know I learnt a lot about small fleet PvP thanks to him.

I know he's got a bad rap from the latest NC troubles but I think you'll find it's easy to blame the FC when the fleet is shit.

Good luck Kula, I'm sure that anyone who decides to fly with you will find it a rewarding experience.

hahahahhahhhahahahahaahaah

+rep m8 epic post

[Venetian Tar]

Official.

Oh God.

[spam0]

Thread needs to be about 20% kula.

[poaw]

Jeff can you give a link to kula kain's app on the PL forums?

[Grarr Dexx]

I agree the guy drew the short straw and gets an unfair rap due to trying longer than the other NC FCs. Any FC looks terrible when all you've got to work with is a pile of shit (except Shadoo, he can work miracles out of shit somehow)

This isn't to say I believe the OP is kula kain.

Bullshit, he got his rap sheet not through other people victimizing him, but his own retarded actions.

[Omeega]

I'm really sorry, I don't mean to be offensive but who is he?

[Derek]

The inventor of the "Bring your (soon to be former) friends to fleet day".

[ripper van]

i'm not/was never fighting on your side but i'm sure all the faggots blaming you for bad FCing, could not do that any better. I wonder how you managed to stay with them for that long.

But anyways, I'm excited the NC is -1 FC =)

[Makia Velli]

Oh dear! One more FC leaving NC ship..

If Kula truly leaves NC and does something of his own and manages to lead some merry bunch of spaceship pilots into glory then hats of to him. We just gotta wait and see, time will tell.

[Velonad]

Jeff can you give a link to kula kain's app on the PL forums?

People who are ~superstar~ FCs (from alliances hostile to PL) applying to NESW don't usually fill out apps.

They talk to bluedoo on jabber instead.

[Manfred Hideous]

You have not listened to him fc a fleet obviously. He is a shit fc it would not matter who or where he was leading fleets he would still make bad decisions and get everyone killed per usual. Jump on the band wagon and pen15 him.

p.s come join my corp you will fit right in

I've died in his fleets countless times but he is the ONLY FC that tells you right from the start you're likely to end up podded. If you die after his disclaimer you only have yourself to blame.

[Kythren]

He now literally is kula wayne

[somedude76]

lol, I like how he has his own personal announcement like a corporation or alliance would. He's going to need to hire the same people that fashioned Dark Helmet's space helmet in order to have room for his fat head.

[Daol]

lol, I like how he has his own personal announcement like a corporation or alliance would. He's going to need to hire the same people that fashioned Dark Helmet's space helmet in order to have room for his fat head.

Umm, and yet you posted in the thread...irony much?

[Elenor Pewpew]

I don't know who this guy is but someone should recruit him for the vast untapped comedy potential.

[Unifix]

I would like to help your alliance. I'll do logistics and FC. Okay?

[Space Dude123]

I am going to apply to your corp with one of my trolls so that it can post in CAOD. Ok?

[Brooks Puuntai]

I am going to apply to your corp with one of my trolls so that it can post in CAOD. Ok?

He would have to hit the min of 10 people in corp to post on CAOD first. A feat he has yet to reach.