op success.[04:29:40] Guderian3 > youre fleet had nothing to do with the PL supers nuking our tcu
[04:29:42] Guderian3 > obviously
op success.[04:29:40] Guderian3 > youre fleet had nothing to do with the PL supers nuking our tcu
[04:29:42] Guderian3 > obviously
Man you are just eleven kinds of stupid. I recommend not huffing paint; it impairs higher brain functions like reading and situational awareness.
Also a dozen canes stopped a supposed hotdrop fleet. The smelly mongrels of c3n will bite any steak thrown in front of them. The house can burn around us, as long as we retain that 97% killboard effi-
http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=4037
Welp.
46%
Furthermore monty's a bitch who's afraid to reset goons
Define stopped a hotdrop fleet please, because dieing to the hotdrop fleet isn't stopping it m8.
Technically, the hotdrop fleet stops when it jumps in
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Hey man I was just saying ohsevenmeight because I legitimately enjoyed fighting.
vOv
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
Man I sure am glad TEST saved 15 Aeons from 25 Tempests, we'd have to self destruct for sure![]()
True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring
Thank God for the pvp though,what the fuck else is there to do in this shifty game? Having nothing to do but pve is a fate worse than death.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
- [04:30:14] Guderian3 > Well you prevented us from dropping their unsupported super fleet
- [04:30:25] Guderian3 > 2 years later and test still can't do anything but die on their own
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Guderian3 is a delusional useless faggot so v0v
edit: that reminds me i got a picture
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I never said we would have killed them, I said we would have dropped them. It was awfully convenient that we had a fleet up and as soon as PL start working on the TCU, TEST comes into our bridging system and engages us v0v. But I'm sure it was just a coincidence and Xystance knew nothing about PL.
Also drag me on comms.
So I got some sort of nasty respiratory infection last week, even now I'm struggling to kick it, and during the long hours of the night at work while the internet was down (yay Afghanistan), I found it funny how eerily similar my symptoms and medications match up to the participants in this conflict:
The Virus (Symptoms)
Cough - Pandemic Legion - The first thing to show up and the last to leave, nothing works against it and the only thing that manages to keep me from sleeping.
Congestion - TEST - Annoying but manageable, basically a non-issue without the cough.
Headache - Waffles - Not always there, but certainly makes me feel worse when it's around.
The Drugs (Medication)
Allegra-D - Nulli Secunda - The only thing that works in any fashion. Does pretty well against congestion, but not particularly effective against the cough.
Mucinex - Against ALL Authorities - Managed to ease the cough for about 24 hours, then became completely ineffective.
Sudafed - Vera Cruz - Made my sinuses more congested and painful than without it. Literally worse than useless.
Tessalon Pearls - HUN Reloaded - Supposed to be effective against the cough, but in reality, didn't do a damn thing.
Tylenol - Nulli Tertius - Even if it appeared to relieve pain, it's pretty unlikely that it actually did.
I'm likely going to continue to be sick until whatever is causing this misery gets bored and wanders off.
As much as I enjoy posing as some kind of military savant, there is a limit to the amount of bullshit I can pretend is deliberate and not simply being in the right place at the right time, sacrificing themselves to provide time for the destruction of a TCU.
Of course it's entirely possible that PL independently contacted Xystance due to his uniquely deviant talents, keeping him in the highest regards of all TEST FCs evidentally.![]()
That's probably an accurate assessment for PL. However, there used to be this extremely smug dutchman, a IRL chess grandmaster. He was smuggier than Vee, and he beat Shadoo every time.
None of that matters though because a wise man with a weight problem once said you are only as good as your latest fleet, and we know where PL is with that right now~
What's with everybody smugly claiming that the other guy is mad
I mean with the exception of certain definitemadbros like Richter it seems like PL and Nulli are having the classiest smug-off I've witnessed on these fora.
Thread title needs to be changed to: "The Forces of Bad Posting cock slapping around in delve"
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
I have no idea how to add text to gifs and I couldn't be bothered if I did but this is the best summary of this thread I could think of.
Also, in the interest of not just posting a gif I'll draw your attention to the dotlan delve map and point out that S2N took a station from RA in FM-JK5 last night.
I feel like Delve right now is one of those awkward threesomes. You know, the one where there's two chicks doing it and the guy is just sitting there on the corner of the bed awkwardly watching and not knowing what to do.
PL and Nulli are the two hot chicks making out and Test is just watching and occasionally trying to cop a feel of one girl's boob.
Well the closest any redditor is ever going to get to a woman is /r/gonewild![]()
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
says the redditor
This. Shall. Not. Stand.
I take it upon myself, my pride, my shoulders, that I will teach TEST how to properly insert itself into a hot twosome resulting in a threesome.
The first part is not acting desperate. That means not constantly hovering around, maw agape, drool running off the side of the chin asking if they can get in the middle of this pussy parade, no... You need to assess the situation and see what state of egress the women are in.
Are they just making out and tenderly touching? If so, grab a hand towel and a vial of massage oil and offer the women a nice neck and back massage as they explore each other. You'll find almost all touch is good touch, and if the man isn't looking to get between the women, but to gently compliment them there's a much better chance of being invited in than not. Of course every so often a little light kiss, on the small of the back, on the shoulder, the neck, spending some extra time caressing the areas around and behind the ears, wiping your hands off and moving up the scalp can also help add to the feelings of general bliss the women are experiencing. You need to be subtle, but you need to not be begging to involve your cock. It'll happen, just let it play out.
Say the women are already on to finger fucking or oral play, sit back a moment and tell them how beautiful they look together, then look for the next thing they'll want. Head to the other room and grab a couple large towels, some high quality lube, preferably silicon based and a couple of high quality toys and if available, a harness. Don't offer to put them into action quite yet, just lay them down next to the couple and tell them "if there's anything else I can do for you please let me know. In the meantime would you mind if I admired the two of you?" I bet you'll get a "thank you, we will" and maybe get a little smirk or grin. Sit back and wait. If nothing else just enjoy the view, don't be afraid to touch yourself a bit, it's ok, there is sexy in the room and you get a little leyway for bringing the women what they need. Don't give them the stare of death, just enjoy -yourself- and enjoy the glorious visage in front of you. If you never get invited in when the women are done thank them for being awesome, play the long game and let them know they've contributed to your pleasure, maybe invite one or both over again some time. My guess is that you've got a decent shot at being invited in at some point, maybe to lend a hand, maybe to satisfy one of the women currently in the middle of satisfying the other, or maybe someone to hand the toys over. If that's so you don't have to awkwardly paw at their breasts, you are in, just enjoy it and eventually one of the women will guide their hand down to your cock.
You may be out of luck if the women are already into full intercourse, the foreplay has progressed to all out fucking and you being there may just be an interruption. If so, apologize for interrupting the sexy and leave, find another man, bring them in the room and start your own session of sexy. You'd be surprised how hot it is for women to watch two men make out, not just because it's two men, but because it's so rare, forbidden, exotic. You may find when they're finish they'll sit back and watch the two of you and maybe even play with themselves a little. You don't have to progress pass kissing or hand jobs and you don't have to be fully bi-sexual, you need to play the role of the drunk girl at the bar kissing another girl for attention. Own it, be slow, deliberate, and confident and you may find you can invite the women into the fun and end up with a fantastic eiffel tower situation.
I guess what I'm saying is TEST shouldn't go in and start spamming local proclaiming their superiority over all things sperg and pub but should play the long game, sit back, keep camping, and eventually jump in and take everything Nulli has as their own. Give Pandemic Legion the assist they desire and cover their fleets, tackle those super caps, and be ready to clean up afterwords.
*looks at above*
Test will never have a woman.
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
I had lost all hope for a speck originality in humanity. Then Xystance comes in like boss delta force swinger and fucking burns the house down.
Ships somewhere died in eveonline probably
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Extending the metaphor, deploying TEST to Delve is like bringing your entire extended family to a swingers party and then complaining that you can't get a good fuck in.
Let's put it this way: TEST is like the ugly dude who stepped in on Nulli and PL getting rude in the walk-in. But TEST is feeling pretty self-conscious: He knows there's no way, if these two hot chicks weren't drunk on Smug and Gudfites, either girl would get with him outside of this walk-in. He'd simply be shamed for asking. But now, there's ass #1, there's ass #2, and all he knows is...
He's gotta get in that ass.
The problem with all these metaphors is that nulli seems to be constantly crying in a corner as opposed to being engaged in any kind of sexual act
At least Nulli's getting in that ass.
E: Even if it was only sixty seconds of sex punctuated by forty-five minutes of crying afterwards.
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