Elitistops [ISRAD] : A Corporation of Elite Individuals of Space

**Phreeze** · 2012-04-20

Good evening.

Elitistops, having recently experienced a slight downturn in membership, is preparing to open its doors to potential applicants.

As a member of Pandemic Legion, and as a highly specialized and skilled corporation, the standards are stringent but remain attainable for fellow gentlemen of space to aspire to.

We are looking for several things in prospective applicants:

1. Must be willing to specialize in Manticore

2. Have an appreciation for the Angel heritage of our glorious corporation

3. Accept either Jesus Christ or Tim Tebow as your savior. Either is acceptable (or both!).

4. Be a girl or be prepared to act the part for the sick gratification of our CEO.

If you believe you meet the following per-requisites, please navigate to the following URL: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?135-ISRAD-Recruitment-Forum

Before posting an application thread, please acquaint yourself with the rules and questionnaire required by navigating here: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/forums/showthread.php?25230-Read-This-Or-Get-Out-Recruitment-OPEN

Thank you for your time, and God Bless.

**John Caffeine** · 2012-04-20

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Quote-copied from an Eve-O thread?

**Phreeze** · 2012-04-20

Just trying to spread the Good News.

**Viribus** · 2012-04-20

19. You are in a LR zealot in a PL sniper HAC fleet‚ engaged with a rather large fleet of enemy Drakes and your overview suddenly goes all yellow boxy. What do you do?

I would wonder what I'm doing in a sniper HAC fleet in the year of our lord MMXII

**anzoxe** · 2012-04-20

24. Do you read 4-chan?

uhhhhhhh

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2012-04-20

I heard #26 is optional confirm deny

also is this space corporation better or worse than GLRY.?

**pinoyzzz** · 2012-04-20

The French Canadian wing of this corp is simply insufferable. Be forewarned.

**Opti** · 2012-04-20

oh what i wouldnt give to ride shotgun with my man penifsmash

**Don Peyote** · 2012-04-20

Hi Phreeze

**WomynPower** · 2012-04-21

this is a good guild

**Fartman** · 2012-04-21

lmao

**Scotch** · 2012-04-21

I feel I am uniquely unqualified for this position.

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-21

yeah I got zero chance of getting in but eh fuck it why not. Long app is long.

**Stronke** · 2012-04-22

Unless you have some mates in PL that will vouch you in stop trying to use the forums as it will not work.

**Opti** · 2012-04-22

Dear Penifsmash,

It actually meant alot to me when you said hello in KFIE local when you didnt have too, you know this character IS just an act I put on, in reals I am actually multifaceted.

I apologize for calling your corp IndianOps and hope you can forgive, I will keep your band of good sirs top of my list should I require a corporation.

Good day.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-04-22

The ISRAD recruitment forum should be full of an entertaining amount of sperg for a few weeks

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by T'Renn

yeah I got zero chance of getting in but eh fuck it why not. Long app is long.

I am dead serious though, print my avatar out, put it in your wife's underwear, jerk off on it and post a picture of the money shot - you will get in, this is not a troll

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by Grogoth

I am dead serious though, print my avatar out, put it in your wife's underwear, jerk off on it and post a picture of the money shot - you will get in, this is not a troll

confirming this will get you into ISRAD

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by Opti

Dear Penifsmash,

It actually meant alot to me when you said hello in KFIE local when you didnt have too, you know this character IS just an act I put on, in reals I am actually multifaceted.

I apologize for calling your corp IndianOps and hope you can forgive, I will keep your band of good sirs top of my list should I require a corporation.

Good day.

it all good homey

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

confirming this will get you into ISRAD

hmmm... put a picture of my depressingly small ejaculating penis on the internet. I'm not super uptight or anything but the shame would be great. Can I just jizz on the photo with the panties nearby or something and post a picture of the aftermath? I don't care about showing off some baby gravy.

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-23

dont want to see your cock, just the jizz on my my picture in your wifes panties

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by Grogoth

dont want to see your cock, just the jizz on my my picture in your wifes panties

So at first I figured this was a troll but if you're stuttering in text you've obviously got a decent chubby going, you kinky fucker.

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-23

Confirming I had a raging erection just thinking about someone doing that, also, my avatar is what I look like IRL (in game)

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

I have ran this proposal by The Ministry of Wife and your request has been approved. She thought it was hilarious for some reason and asked that her ass be in panties during picture taking. I guess she likes abos. I suppose I already knew

Anyway I guess we'll do it later today. She was quite excited about this and I'm not quite sure how I feel about this. Also I still think this a troll, but w/e.

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-23

Given this new information, I would like you to cum on her back (or front) and write GROGOTH DREM with your semen - fingerpaint style

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

your name is too long it would take me a while to recharge enough to be able to have enough to work with to spell words out. The picture and the jizz and the back in the panties isn't enough? Fuck.

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-23

picture, jizz and panties is pretty good

and i am not expecting you to jizz my whole name like some kind of prickasso

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

okay I guess this is tentatively set up for lunch break.

**Kanloch** · 2012-04-23

Originally Posted by Grogoth

I am dead serious though, print my avatar out, put it in your wife's underwear, jerk off on it and post a picture of the money shot - you will get in, this is not a troll

How very goonish of you

**Scotch** · 2012-04-23

Rub the semen on her forehead and whisper 'Simba'.

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

I've already done that.

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

oh wait

Originally Posted by Grogoth

picture, jizz and panties is pretty good

and i am not expecting you to jizz my whole name like some kind of prickasso

So no wife then? Ok.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-23

you already said the wife was gonna be in it. no backing out now. also no lawyer reading between the lines technicality bullshit.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-23

and you have to write ISRAD not GROGOTH DREM

**Jm24** · 2012-04-23

I am specialized in manticore

**Opti** · 2012-04-23

Hello Trenn,

An alternative avenue would be a picture of phreeze with IED spelt out in cumshot, do this and I will get my friend jeffraider to boosh vouch you in

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

I don't have enough spunk to write ISRAD, but I will write it on her in something else.

So here's the agreed upon image then:

Wife in panties doggie style shot from back with picture of my spunk, gorgoth's picture, and the word "ISRAD" written on her ass (I was thinking of putting it where a trampstamp would normally go)

Are all parties agreed to the terms?

Can gorgoth provide a higher resolution of his avatar so that the picture will be clear and not all pixelated and shitty? TIA.

**Sezja** · 2012-04-23

This is the kind of sexploitation I can get behind.

**kristoffon** · 2012-04-23

Could you show her wedding ring in the photo so that we know she's your wife and not some random skank?

**T'Renn** · 2012-04-23

c'mon how much fucking shit am I supposed to balance on her back here? She's a goddamned tiny woman not some camel. What kind of random skank lets you do this to her anyway? Something like this... you gotta love the dude. Or get paid.