I, too, would like to know the story behind Lacco.
I, too, would like to know the story behind Lacco.
I will let test tell it
More or less on that fateful night Lacco was leading a drake blob, dropping on some Cascade Imminent fools and hanging out in Fountain, we got kind of bored and it just so happened some op to shoot nazi scum was set up.
90% of the fleet hadn't set up goon comms because TEST is full of lazy fuckers so what Lacco planned to do was relay Vee's orders between fleets and run a small drakefleet on the side to run what we usually might call a nigfleet (he called it a 'skirmish wing'). The problem was Vee wasn't told about this little nigfleet idea and made TEST look like a bunch of turncoats when we dropped fleet to join up with Lacco. With Ev0ke formed in system and Vee setting up what I imagine was the initial warp in, suddenly having 60 people in the fleet leave and warp off grid started some confusion as to what the fuck kind of drugs TEST were smoking.
Vee told Lacco to rejoin fleet or get out, Lacco stood tall and took his gang of elite drake pvp battle wagers elsewhere, promptly killing some pubbies carrier a few systems over.
True TEST heroes!
To be honest all it did was provide top entertainment on a slow op. you gotta love test <3
We can create entertainment out of whole cloth. If you put three TESTees in a room you'll have four drama-filled threadnaughts before the hour is out.
Some G0dfathers thought they could RF one our our POS without noticing. I promptly dropped on them and 0wned their fleet, losing a few frigates, the entry cyno, and a hero drake in the process. Then, since HUN Reloaded thinks they are moving back into Fountain (they jumped about 20 JF and some supers into A-1C in NPC Fountain today), I RFd and will be rapecaging their supercap pos.
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=95642
fake edit: both vee and lacco are pretty cool, I haven't been able to go on a lacco fleet yet, but this image sold me on it:
That's really impressive.
Leet your posts make me want to login.
I shudder to think what would happen when you logged in and realized you weren't in TEST anymore.
That is one impressive poster.
With respect to ancient Rome, dignitas was regarded as the sum of the personal clout and influence that a male citizen acquired throughout his life. When weighing the dignitas of a particular individual, factors such as personal reputation, moral standing, and ethical worth had to be considered, along with the man's entitlement to respect and proper treatment.
I'm not in TEST anymore?Originally Posted by Jinli mei
On a more realistic note; Charlemeign isn't; I still have an alt in.
Not logging in = Minmatar BS 5 / Large Projectile 5 / Large Auto/Arty 4 went by fast. So did Logistics 5. If only I logged in to actually use them
ftfy
TEST now has a test TEST alliance called "Test Friends Please Ignore". if your corp does well during your test in test Test you can be moved from test TEST to TEST
THE GREATEST POSTER
How embarassing would it be to apply to TEST, and be told you don't meet their standards, but can improve by joining their training alliance
If you kill enough of them they stop fighting - Gen. Curtis Lemay
Fear the KKM
Hey Faife, welcome to TEST. I guess we are FOTM now
I think the idea is that if we come across a corp of goodposters who know how to (not hit jump on red gates|not bump titans|actually call for reps|fit a ship without doing ctrl-a, fit to active ship) we put them in the new alliance until proximity to us drags them down, then they can integrate into TEST proper without making us look bad.How embarassing would it be to apply to TEST, and be told you don't meet their standards, but can improve by joining their training alliance
Either that or it's a ghetto we can put pubbie corps in v0v.
i think its a way for OMFG come back to test /o\
If it happens again, it's a habit. http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=96354
We seem to gather bigger and better fleets in response to attack than when on the attack ourselves.
That would require that Ducky logs on long enough to talk to someone in TEST short bus crew about it.
It's because our "attacks" are usually in the form of POS shoots, where 90% of the time you'll burn 15 gates, press buttan, reload, press buttan, burn back 15 gates. On the 10% chance we get dropped, we usually welp because half the fleet is still alt-tabbed, browsing reddit/porn/afk/taking the trash out for mom. At least with defence fleets there's a good chance we'll actually get a fight.
Welcome to eve? In a sense.
Quick formed defense fleets for targets already in your space have always been one of the best ways to get in on a fight.
0510 GMT 19/03/2011 - ZULU SQUAD - TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
~Zulu Squad set to Depart from TEST after Forum and Logo Disagreements~
At approximately 0419 GMT, Test Forum Admin [B0RT] Aevum Decessus, posted the final results of an alliance poll on the new alliance logo. Many posters, particularly those from the Zulu Squad, felt betrayed at the terrible choice of dino-based logo and began what is commonly referred to as an "Zulu Squad Voting Bloc". Downvotes (also known as 'negrep') were cast heavily against the announcement post. At approximately 0440 GMT, these 'downvotes' were rumoured to be removed from the announcement post from a sometimes 'disliked' Forum Moderator and Short Bus member [B0RT] Tez Saurus; whether Tez actually removed votes is yet to be seen, however ignoring this, many intoxicated Zulu members began to create and post in "spreg threads" in the Alliance Discussion section of the TEST Forums. Many of these threads (actually just two of them) were shithole'd which lead to more tensions. On the remaining non-shithole'd thread, posting standards dramatically decreased into "DEALWITHIT.gif" and random 4chan macros which were 'circlejerked upvoted' between Zulu members and other disgruntled alliance members.
At 0520 GMT, talks between TEST and Zulu leadership decided it was in was in both parties best interests to part ways. More information to come.
SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
I miss the good old bort, that loved it when I had 12 guys on the ready for me to let them salvage my Sanctums in DKUK.
After Curse it all went downhill.
Confirming the veracity of this press release.
Dandelions and damnation, how did you all reject the reddit alien? Is Tez Saurus bribing/performing fellatio/surprisingly charismatic?
:CCP: There is some nonsense with the copyright for the image.
Perhaps
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QmauB.gif[/IMG]
http://www.eve-e115.com/killboard/?a...l&kll_id=34460
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT LOSING SOLO TITANS
At least he wasn't technically dual tanked.
INB4 "Our whole Capfleet back to Rifters again"
U gotta love test
Does this mean his fit isn't reimbursable in TEST?
-10 million for Wasp I's probably
Pings went out, started out almost right away, before I even got to rally, it was dead
I downvote anything you post.
On another topic, I do believe it was yours truly who said that E115 was utter shit and Wednesday I was told to fuck off about it. Vindication is sweet.
So all that will happen is that they'll jew even more than they do now to try obtain another. What are we down to now? 5 alliance titans?
I'm not what you call a "good" poster
5 alliance titans I'll never see that will be used to belt rat more. There is an alliance donation thread for that shitheap of a ship. Remember what happened last time we had one of those?
ROFL. Test fucking rules. No one can deny that they're generally having a blast with this game. The vicarious enjoyment from following their exploits almost makes me want to find an alliance and start playing again. Almost...
If you where to gather all the alliance in a room and told us to enact our play-style, we'd start running around, arms flailing in the air, screaming "WAAAAAAH" and bumping into eachother. Somehow, that seems to work when engaged in sov warfare.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hChYV.png[/IMG]
"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
If you give a thousand monkeys a thousand 'Malkuth' Drakes...
This is the TEST thread, not -A-.
With respect to ancient Rome, dignitas was regarded as the sum of the personal clout and influence that a male citizen acquired throughout his life. When weighing the dignitas of a particular individual, factors such as personal reputation, moral standing, and ethical worth had to be considered, along with the man's entitlement to respect and proper treatment.
Hey Cheeto is hurf squad still dead?
Ford decided to resurrect it as Sperg Squad. I really haven't been active enough to know if it's going well.
in b4 "that isn't the REAL Ford Cruller"
Oh, but it could be. Someone just needs to mobilize our legion of shitposting chest beaters.
Wait... There are still shitposters in TEST? I thought I held that title firmly.
'sup?
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