Kugu SMASH (All mods restored)

**Manny** · 2011-03-03

PL dont need K.com anyway. They got Genos the scourge of SHC bon voyage PL. Snipah

**riverini [banned]** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Vinata

To make up for the sudden lack of moderators, we've hired The Mittani to temporarily take their place.

0/ i can be a good moderator.

**Viper ShizzIe** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Agathor

I bet Anders is incredibly popular in PL now.

Not really, everyone's kinda like "what the fuck"

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

Riverini you are the posting version of aids.

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Viper ShizzIe

Not really, everyone's kinda like "what the fuck"

I'm pretty sure with in the next 48 hours you will be a mod again.

**tekscru** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Razzor

Riverini you are the posting version of aids.

aids is harder to contract

**Wusti** · 2011-03-03

He must be haemophiliac contracted aids - the other kind at least gets "something" for their trouble.

**Sami** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Seymore Graves

He will always be mad.

Nah. If he keeps up with all the recreational drugs, fairly soon he'll either commit suicide (possibly by cop) or be whimpering in a corner for the rest of his life.

**Murr** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Sami

Nah. If he keeps up with all the recreational drugs, fairly soon he'll either commit suicide (possibly by cop) or be whimpering in a corner for the rest of his life.

And they say females are more sensitive than men.

**Sami** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

granted i only have my penis so it will probably feel more like a rub than a cut, but still it will be fucking fierce and i will say angry words while i do it!

That sounds kinda hot.

Can I watch?

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

I am more sensitive than every women I have ever known - Online I kill children.

**Sami** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Murr

And they say females are more sensitive than men.

Well, it depends what you mean by "sensitive", really.

I mean, in that other thread, when dudes started talking about the "red badge of courage", I avoided all temptation to say, "I have that in my pants once a month," or anything like that. Because I was being sensitive to their feelings.

But part of the point of being sensitive to people's emotional vulnerability is so you can know where to stick the knife.

**Sami** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Razzor

I am more sensitive than every women I have ever known - Online I kill children.

argh dude the first time I saw it I let it go as a probably typo but for fuck's sake

"woman" - singular
"women" - PLURAL

**The Mittani** · 2011-03-03

let's give a sadist more power, what could possibly go wrong?

**Manny** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Mulla Nasrudin

PL Terrorist Alert or Ander talks too much...

Seriously though, I read some chat logs I didn't like.

I never cared that people could question my "journalistic" integrity when it comes to PL. I am no journalist

I was kicked out of PL after Ander outted me as the source of the last SOTL leak, a peon level post. Obviously there was a conflict of interest since Ander was an admin and hosting the site at the time.

After this incident I moved the site back to Hetzner and demoted Ander.

Ander sent me a mail saying it felt like a slap in the face.

More recently, he tried to police PL members who were still involved with k.com. "if you are part of kugu's new secret club (we have reactivated EIIST as you can see from the influx of porn in Foreplay), you must be preparing to fuck PL."

To protect my friends from Ander's wrath and paranoia, I have decided to demote all PL directors. Xutech is still an admin for now but he's only a peon in PL.

Kugutsumen

Xutech is fucking win. Really like that guy!

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Sami

argh dude the first time I saw it I let it go as a probably typo but for fuck's sake

"woman" - singular
"women" - PLURAL

Bro as a fellow human being I understand your irritation and need to correct my spelling. As much as I appreciate the sentiment ( and I do ) I must warn you not to waste your time. I am dyslexic and 40% of every post is spell corrected via google crome ( you're shocked I can tell ). Honestly it would be a full time job for you and I don't want you to have to waste your life following me around correcting my retardation.

When you see a spelling or grammar mistake by me, look at it with the same eyes you would if you saw a retarded child in a wheel chair dribbling and shouting in the middle of a store completely unaware of himself socially.

For I am that retard

<3

**Vinata** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by riverini

0/ i can be a good moderator.

I'll think about it.

**tekscru** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by tekscru

RELEASE THE PORN

In the name of integrity

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by The Mittani

let's give a sadist more power, what could possibly go wrong?

Ironicly I'm watching the episode of south park where they have to evacuate the town due to the 'extremely high levels of smugness'

**Vinata** · 2011-03-03

How is that ironic?

**Razzor** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Vinata

I'll think about it.

How is that a troll ?

**Phey Onat** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by tekscru

aids is harder to contract

I fucking see what you did there.

Murr, what/who is your avatar?

**Space Conquistador** · 2011-03-03

Free Viper.

**MpozoY** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by The Mittani

hello there, gentlemen

Also why would anyone want to fuck PL, I don't get it, I thought all they did was win

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by MpozoY

I thought all they did was win win win

ftfy, apparently

**Far** · 2011-03-03

Wait... this thread because, we need more mods here?

Only mod we need is to burn threads like these.

**Arrador** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Far

Wait... this thread because, we need more mods here?

Only mod we need is to burn threads like these.

Really? This is one of the better threads.

**Yorda** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Far

Wait... this thread because, we need more mods here?

Only mod we need is to burn threads like these.

-5 mods +1 mod = more mods.

Math is hard.

**Fartman** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by MpozoY

PL, I don't get it, I thought all they did was win

Charlie Sheen must have joined PL recently

WINNING!

**Viribus** · 2011-03-03

God damn it Ransom the GENTS and Artemis dramadies weren't enough, you had to make your own?

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Yorda

Math is hard.

**Hratli Smirks** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Mulla Nasrudin

I was kicked out of PL

I had no idea that Kugs had been kicked out of Pandemic Legion, this is actually quite a shock to me.

To think that Kugutsumen would be banished from the alliance which he was so closely identified -the name which he had made famous- well I must admit that it makes me doubt whether there are any real PL left.

**The Mittani** · 2011-03-03

the political and strategic implications of this thread are staggering but it looks like hralti's the first to pick up on it

**Anschau** · 2011-03-03

And then they came for the goons....

**Viribus** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks

I had no idea that Kugs had been kicked out of Pandemic Legion, this is actually quite a shock to me.

To think that Kugutsumen would be banished from the alliance which he was so closely identified -the name which he had made famous- well I must admit that it makes me doubt whether there are any real PL left.

It's almost as though they've taken on ex-Tri and BoB, as a buoyant ship takes on wharf rats

**Anschau** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by The Mittani

the political and strategic implications of this thread are staggering but it looks like hralti's the first to pick up on it

I think you need to adjust your expectations Mittani, they are all the way up here, when they should be hovering in the "well it's not Eve-O but it's still an Internet Spaceship forum" netherzone.

**Anschau** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Vinata

I'll think about it.

I was led to believe any new moderators must be able to absorb at least three metric craptons on Vonqueesha PMs in order to qualify.

**tekscru** · 2011-03-03

:shell of former self:

**Slayton Ford** · 2011-03-03

I whole-heartedly support Grath being a admin. I've known Grath's pathetic excuse for pod pilot for a few years now and in every situation he is in, he never fails to disappoint.

**superstarmcawesome** · 2011-03-03

And so the KKM strikes again

**ReallyMatter** · 2011-03-03

Interesting times here on Kugu.

**Bring Stabity** · 2011-03-03

i am excited

**icanhasurstuff** · 2011-03-03

Am I the only one who doesn't care?

**Tyrael** · 2011-03-03

You do realize that having Mittani as a mod on Kugs is the equivalent of Silvio Berlusconi having a monopoly on media in Italy where he is also PM and immune from prosecution

Also I could be a mod

**Vinata** · 2011-03-03

the "should Mittani be a mod?" question has been extensively debated in both the mod forum and the mod forum leaks in Foreplay.

The answer was no, and it still is, I just don't have the time to care right now. I lost half the mod team and he was the first volunteer for trial modship. I have two other people in mind, who I'll approach to see if they want to be trial mods until this all settles.

Edit: changed some terms because they confused Yorda.

**poaw** · 2011-03-03

Originally Posted by Tyrael

You do realize that having Mittani as a mod on Kugs is the equivalent of Silvio Berlusconi having a monopoly on media in Italy where he is also PM and immune from prosecution

That's what makes it fun.....

BTW yeah Grath should be a mod.

PS does this mean we're gonna get PL forum leaks now?