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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14896479

    Proof that even a retard can get in a titan relatively easily these days

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    I don't always fly 4.5b ship, but when I do, I do not fit any tank and carry only t1 ammo.

    Oh, and I sit @ zero at the planet, too.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14895960
    Cyno's lit, Bridge is up, but one pilot? wont be jumping home. R.I.P VILE RAT

    >Grogoth Drem: I think that Shadoo's goals in eve are the same as his apparent goals in real life. To become the largest single entity there is.

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    Whoa, coven still exists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Demitri View Post
    Whoa, coven still exists?
    No, we joined Pandemic Legion some time ago.
    Cyno's lit, Bridge is up, but one pilot? wont be jumping home. R.I.P VILE RAT

    >Grogoth Drem: I think that Shadoo's goals in eve are the same as his apparent goals in real life. To become the largest single entity there is.

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    Possibly the worst Damnation fit ever http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=41570

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stenner View Post
    Possibly the worst Damnation fit ever http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=41570
    POS lurking fleet command?
    The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.

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    http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14940301

    It turns out that dropping a solo nyx on an obvious bait carrier isn't a good idea.

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    Just saw this on the CCP Facebook: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14947130

    The funny part is that TRIBE needed an out-of-corp Falcon alt to kill an Atron with two Sabres.

    gg ECM
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    Quote Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders View Post
    Just saw this on the CCP Facebook: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14947130

    The funny part is that TRIBE needed an out-of-corp Falcon alt to kill an Atron with two Sabres.

    gg ECM
    I love the comment on that kill just because the guy said his tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders View Post
    Just saw this on the CCP Facebook: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14947130

    The funny part is that TRIBE needed an out-of-corp Falcon alt to kill an Atron with two Sabres.

    gg ECM

    uhhh i whore on everything with ooc falcons because killmails

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    i mean it could literally be a freighter and i would jam it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    POS lurking fleet command?
    Was on field with a gang - he was just the only one caught.

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    "Hmm... I need to light me a cyno. Should I choose my Kestrel or my 500 million ISK Tengu?"

    http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=41727

    EDIT: Bonusmail: http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=41697

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    https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=544137

    Seems hanging around with Test is having a detrimental effect on Shadoo's fitting abilities.

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    http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...l_id=14975752#

    According to the victim's account of the event, he jumped into system via gate and then warped to the jump bridge at 0 with Leonidas in system and without dscaning for bubbles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Demitri View Post
    http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...l_id=14975752#

    According to the victim's account of the event, he jumped into system via gate and then warped to the jump bridge at 0 with Leonidas in system and without dscaning for bubbles.
    dat loot pinata

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    Is Leonidas a NarcoticX alt?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14982856
    i to shield and armor tank my armageddon with railguns.
    not to mention i turn REALY FAST!

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14982877
    i too shield/ nano tank my mega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonthor View Post
    Yes, because Matari Exodus is full of scrub-tier PvP bads.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonthor View Post
    You dumb nigger, that's not a bad fit at all.

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    I should really look at our KB more : http://thorn.killmail.org/?a=kill_de...ll_id=14982856

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    At first I was like 99% positive the guy in the killmail would be tribal band, this was a pleasant surprise.

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15049149

    It's like a RANE piñata , just the candy didn't drop.

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    Wrong thread. Welp.

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    Here is a new winner:
    https://www.fatal-ascension.com/kb4/...&kll_id=182146

    API verified: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15100369

    Best bet what this dude was up to wins a price!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsan View Post
    Here is a new winner:
    https://www.fatal-ascension.com/kb4/...&kll_id=182146

    API verified: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15100369

    Best bet what this dude was up to wins a price!
    what a baller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsan View Post
    Here is a new winner:
    https://www.fatal-ascension.com/kb4/...&kll_id=182146

    API verified: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15100369

    Best bet what this dude was up to wins a price!
    + the pod

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15100074

    missing only crystal omega, nbd.

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    Cyno's lit, Bridge is up, but one pilot? wont be jumping home. R.I.P VILE RAT

    >Grogoth Drem: I think that Shadoo's goals in eve are the same as his apparent goals in real life. To become the largest single entity there is.

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    Not as good as the previous ones, but it's still a trimarked, medium-shield boosting, HML-armed Maelstorm

    http://hq.c0ven.pl/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=192087
    Cyno's lit, Bridge is up, but one pilot? wont be jumping home. R.I.P VILE RAT

    >Grogoth Drem: I think that Shadoo's goals in eve are the same as his apparent goals in real life. To become the largest single entity there is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    newbro bought a character
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    http://killboard2.nullisecunda.com/?...&kll_id=147762

    someone dont read rig descriptions.
    [SIZE=1]People are like slinkies. Generally useless but entertaining when you push them down stairs.[/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konev View Post
    http://killboard2.nullisecunda.com/?...&kll_id=147762

    someone dont read rig descriptions.
    Yeah and somebody else thought their Rapier was a Vigilant

    http://killboard2.nullisecunda.com/?...&kll_id=147770

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    How many supercapitals does PL need to kill a Thrasher?

    Cyno's lit, Bridge is up, but one pilot? wont be jumping home. R.I.P VILE RAT

    >Grogoth Drem: I think that Shadoo's goals in eve are the same as his apparent goals in real life. To become the largest single entity there is.

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    That looks like a really bad Ferox shield regen setup. Never seen it on a Chimera before though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    That looks like a really bad Ferox shield regen setup. Never seen it on a Chimera before though.
    If only he'd used those 122 ec-300s.

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15182647 Some fine material brought to you by nulli.
    Muhadin/Mordeth Aridhol - Origin. - Black Legion.

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    Piwates wanna be who don't even know how to fit their pimp ships:

    http://silentinfinity.com/kb/?a=kill...&kll_id=124088

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    Quote Originally Posted by azeporael View Post
    Piwates wanna be who don't even know how to fit their pimp ships:

    http://silentinfinity.com/kb/?a=kill...&kll_id=124088
    That's not a bad fit, get the fuck out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    That's not a bad fit, get the fuck out
    It has no plates brotato

    actually most of the lows are pretty bad, especially the ETNM/EKNM :wtc:

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