:>Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
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THE GREATEST POSTER
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And knowing is half the battle.
I smiled while reading Kugu for the first time in two months.
GENTS is Merry... Pippin was a pussy.
Ents: Delvegoons
Saruman: Imperian
Riders of Rohan: Assorted idiots of the thunderdome (with HUN playing the role of Wormtongue)
I call dibs on Eomer, that dude was a fucking G.
Traderjohn is wormtongue, because thats so fucking obvious. Nobody is Sarumon, there is no one that competent in delve right now.
I <3 Carlton...
I sold Grath a Cynabal to kill TEST j4g jews.
You should sell him a gun next so he stops logging in.
Tengu carcass in belt this morning, forgotten drones on burst wreck. This region is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The systems are extended deathcamps and the gutters are full of blood and when the furnaces finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their j4g and pubbie smeg dicks will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Broski or Broski. Decent men who believed in dropping sov and slamming their dicks on everything. Instead they followed the droppings of jews and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole NOL stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
Eomor's Brohirrim did live up to their name
(That was the best feature of bfme)
[04:10:27] Spiritkill > as i said pl cant do ANYTHING by them selves
I am not even kidding when I say that these dudes are biggest fucking idiots this game has EVER seen.
They bought every piece of propaganda ever written about PL and built their lives around that shit, they have it to copy and paste on tap, I've never seen anything like it.
After a while they just started repeating everything I said.
"good men" like Chogon a few pages back there?
Do you refer to Test in general, Grath Telkin?
Grath, you realize TEST has because even pubbier than BTLS right?
do you want to try typing that again
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My post was directed at the UCP guys or whatever they are, Unchained Potential or some horse shit.
TEST is a conundrum to me.
One will start talking shit incessantly in local, like, really bad shit.
So i start talking shit back
Then another guy entirely starts shit talking the first guy, but they're both in TEST.
Soon the two are embroiled in a heated argument that has nothing to do with me and they forget I'm there, to the point that they start warping around and ratting again while they fight.
Then one dies and we start again.
I didn't, the only TEST guys I had any real dealing with were from here. From these guys I had formed an image of TEST, and it was good.
Then I went down and met the retarded inbred cousin they keep out back in the shed (literally wedged down in the corner of fountain where nobody can see them) and I don't know what to think.
Trying to figure out how to rescue all of you right now.
I'd suggest a Test EO, but there is literally only one competent PvPer in all Test, and he can't do small gangs. So yeah.
The way we rescued MM/RZR turned out pretty well for them, but doubt Test would be willing to pay us for our efforts and the sole idea of going to Fountain might end PL before we even set foot there.
We're beyond saving, we need to be put out of our misery.
"So Viribus, why did you leave TEST?"
"You'll see. Soon, you'll all see."
Are you implying anyone ever cared for a broski-opinion except for broskis? If so, sure as hell you're delusional.
The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.
Kind of like the "you were 5 seconds too late with the jammer" line?
Test Alliance Please Ignore and yet no-one does
Fuck Atticus we don't want to be PIPPIN - can we be Ents instead? Treebeard is cool
Better analogy:
Winter is coming to NOL-.
"It pains me to say it but you are a good poster." - Vonq
Grath, it's okay. I've started my crusade to troll the pubbies out of TEST and reclaim the land for the true master race.
By that I mean I'm making pubbies mad and they're quitting. It's pretty sweet.
That's not very nice, I got some bites with that one, bro's got a little mad.Kind of like the "you were 5 seconds too late with the jammer" line?
Grath spared me while I was slow-boating to Delve for a strat op. I died five jumps later to another gate camp, but he is a scholar and gentleman.
So here's a mid-op update from someone who's not FCing tonight (woo).
We've finally settled on Goon Mumble for the op. True to our name it's been a right clusterfuck.
Hostiles had an ahac fleet up. We tried to scrap a little but they wouldn't even engage the unsupported alphafleet at point blank.
There are 700+ in local. We're running... a bunch of fleets, and so is the rest of the Delve thunderdome... I keep getting intel of neut fleets moving around but they're on our side tonight. For those of you on the op: don't shoot neutrals, just watch broadcasts.
If you're feeling adventurous we're still running bridges to join up, join Steelsky's fleet.
Oh, and we burned out the PSU on the TEST TS3 server.
#### SENT BY - lake to all @ Jun 25 2011 00:57:49 EVE Time ####
my face when morsus mihi pussies out
again
from retards like test
I made a post a little while ago that said MM was shit. It still stands.
Guess resistance was futile.
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
clusterfuckers and thunderdomers fucked MM so hard that i'm pretty sure we just sprained our collective kegel
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I support anybody kicking the shit out of MM, in any way I can.
Plus you called me by name, fucked the whole rape thing up for me.
If this is a clever ploy to encourage us to pvp by giving us the opportunity to shoot blues, why didn't we send ShadowandLight?
Maybe it's some kind of foreign exchange thing...
But why would anyone wanna volunteer to go to test?
I dunno, I would consider it. I would require that TEST keep Splodey subbed though.
Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imma come back!
Hey MM, you is in the wrong neighborhood, BEEYITCH
No but really go away before something terrible happens to you. Such as you realize how bad you are at this game and how butthurt you come across ever since the Russians walked through your space and you realized your leaders stole all the tech money and left you holding the bill.
Whoops. Totally posted this in the wrong thread >.<
goddamn it
Goodbye TEST, Hello S2N!
... you guys have [move] right?
Xystance is going to take all the jobs from Nulli.
Hey Fix Lag, your post is in the wrong neighborhood, BEEYITCH
Do any of you idiots actually play this terrible game? How many people are unsubbing?
I bought a monocle but I can't figure out how to put it on.
As long as nothing changes immediately, only the old guard faggots that hang around lowsec/syndicate are unsubbing. You won't see anything change 0.0 numbers yet unless they really fuck something up on Monday.
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Fuck yeah I got that shit working
Fuck me this shit's hard.
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