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    Quote Originally Posted by Razzor View Post
    Dude the trollings over now. This is the after party where we all laugh about it together. I appreciate you are wanting to jump on the bandwagon but it left days ago. Now shut up before people that can neg rep you start doing so faggot.
    Well said, friend. Well said.

    And I hate to disappoint Ramibaby, but I have no plans to go anywhere near that delectable white substance again, so there's not going to be another coke-fueled ego rrrrrrage party again for a while. You missed it.

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    Good work managing to pretty much get the same amount of post as i got in 3 years time in only 12 hours!

    however the rep/post ratio doesn't quite match...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbechk View Post
    Good work managing to pretty much get the same amount of post as i got in 3 years time in only 12 hours!

    however the rep/post ratio doesn't quite match...
    I see your schwartz is (almost) as long as mine fellow 5:1 ratio-holder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbechk View Post
    Good work managing to pretty much get the same amount of post as i got in 3 years time in only 12 hours!

    however the rep/post ratio doesn't quite match...
    Now that I've lost my :threegreenbars:, I'm posting how I want to.

    Also, if you're worried about the quality of my posting, I'll refer you to the title of this here thread.

    I'll also point out that I'm not posting in any other thread.

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    You're forgetting about the 300+ in one thread the night the account got temp banned. So in 2 days that's like 457 posts in 2 threads in the space of 24 hours.


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    Well that was a whole new avenue of fail from whoever thought posting rl-shit in game forum was funny/cool.
    But well done for turning the whole forum into worse shitposting pit than SHC in just one thread.

    Jesus wept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alty mcaltstein View Post
    Now that I've lost my :threegreenbars:, I'm posting how I want to.
    Feels good to be freed from the shackles of :rep: ey bro?

    If you just post for postings sake instead of the greenbars a whole new world will open up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtBaker View Post
    Well that was a whole new avenue of fail from whoever thought posting rl-shit in game forum was funny/cool.
    But well done for turning the whole forum into worse shitposting pit than SHC in just one thread.

    Jesus wept.
    The forum was fine, it just had two terrible threads in it. And its not like that is a first in this place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    Feels good to be freed from the shackles of :rep: ey bro?

    If you just post for postings sake instead of the greenbars a whole new world will open up.
    BuT 1f 1 d0 Dat mi P05tz L0ok l1k3 D1zz


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    Quote Originally Posted by Razzor View Post
    BuT 1f 1 d0 Dat mi P05tz L0ok l1k3 D1zz
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    lol <3 you x


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    The forum was fine, it just had two terrible threads in it. And its not like that is a first in this place.
    This thread is like a storm drain, all the shit runs down the sidewalk and ends up here.

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    I would also like to mention that because of my vacation my post ratio went from 2.34 to 4.35. So when I go home in a few days and people will ask me what I did I can say; not much, snowboarded some, saw my terminally ill auntie but mostly just posted shit on this forum on the interweb.

    Vacation well spent I say.
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    Where did you go? Colorado? I've been wanting to go skiing in Colorado for years now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petyr View Post
    I see your schwartz is (almost) as long as mine fellow 5:1 ratio-holder.
    daaaym, +rep for having better ratio good sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    Feels good to be freed from the shackles of :rep: ey bro?

    If you just post for postings sake instead of the greenbars a whole new world will open up.
    It already has. I can shit post to my hearts content as this is a shit post guide thread with my name on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake View Post
    Where did you go? Colorado? I've been wanting to go skiing in Colorado for years now...
    I'm in Colorado friend. And I will tell you that the boarding here is fucking fantastic. Come out and we'll have some beers and/or co... ahhh got you.

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    Calgary, Canada.

    Freaking chilly here, but so far fresh snow every day in the mountains wich made the boarding pure sex.
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    I first had internet at home about 16 years ago, and back then, the normal stance for everyone was: Your real name NEVER goes online. EVER!

    What changed is that now everyone is an attention whore who actually believes that the world (or even their friends) cares what time it is when they take a shit. Bottom line, if you don't want it online, don't get it online. Social networking websites are shop windows where you put yourself on display (which is fine for most).

    The best you could hope for, is doing what I did, and have a username/mail that can't be related to you ingame/facebook/etc. but plastering the same username and pictures all over the internet takes care of that.

    If you put it in a public place, it will be used. If you don't care, fine. If you do care, don't upload it.

    I am 100% sympathetic to people who get their information hacked or otherwise stolen, but a situation like this is like writing your own phone number on a public bathroom wall and get upset when the calls start coming in.

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    i wish to add content to this thread,

    please see my youtube link or image macro and +rep me,

    thank you for your considerations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jm24 View Post
    i wish to add content to this thread,

    please see my youtube link or image macro and +rep me,

    thank you for your considerations
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    Someone make a wikipedia article about this guy

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    Stronke, be a real man and ski you oneplank faggot

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    Having two feet in one piece of plastic doesn't make you a better person you know

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    You just look like you're on a skateboard and you lost the wheels

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    Hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace View Post
    Stronke, be a real man and ski you oneplank faggot
    It makes him a coolcat though


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    While that cat does indeed look awesome have you ever seen a dog skiing?


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    I can do both but I find snowboarding much more fun. Any thing that lets me stand on a board I enjoy from wind/kite surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding etc, its all epic.
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    Wow that's a shit picture, so small


    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    I can do both but I find snowboarding much more fun. Any thing that lets me stand on a board I enjoy from wind/kite surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding etc, its all epic.

    Oh okay then you're probably a much better skier than me as a result. Wish I was more open minded. I love skiing because it's the only sport where my doughy physique is useful, for getting those speedy runs you see. I can't snowboard due to awful balance and I am shitawful at team sports as they involve not calling everyone on my team 'A faggot' for doing badly and then not getting passed to

    Therefore you must fear the white male <Queen Latifah in Last Holiday> hurtling towards you at 44mph

    Thankfully I'm not quite that pudgy yet though, give it time of sitting in a ski lodge with a bottle of whiskey and a broken leg while all the ladies say 'Ohh you poor thing'
    (This doesn't actually happen)

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    Sorry I am not wearing my glasses so I can not see that picture Sploidy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter View Post
    I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this EVE forum.
    Because the past 50 years of US foreign policy has been exclusively about defense...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwergi View Post
    Because the past 50 years of US foreign policy has been exclusively about defense...
    Intelligent trolling at its finest. Whilst we are here I will just add PRO ABORTION


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    I am in rep cooldown and cannot give the snowboarding cats and pithy comments their due. I wasted a few +reps on some marginal posts yesterday so I could rep Phey's EVE crusader reference and am now feeling the effects. I'll get to them eventually, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    :words:
    Thank you for attempting to add content, but that discussion is over.

    We are now discussing why boarders are exponentially better than skiiers.

    Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter
    If Vonqueesha got through the Marines training, he's more fit and a better marksman than 99.9% of the people on this forum.
    If this forum was about marksmanship skills and general fitness I would see your point. But this forum is not about said skills, it is about posting. It is a content black hole that creates and consumes its own content. It is... The Destroyer Of Wor(l)ds

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    Quote Originally Posted by alty mcaltstein View Post
    Thank you for attempting to add content, but that discussion is over.

    We are now discussing why boarders are exponentially better than skiiers.

    Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A:
    Hey man nice photoshop :trollface:
    You can do that on skis too you know, but we are all too busy doing this



    I haven't done this yet because my local slopes are indoor and suck, but I'm going to the Rockies some time this year (when I can raise the cash) and hitting that shit up

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    Sorry, wrong thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace View Post
    Hey man nice photoshop :trollface:
    You can do that on skis too you know, but we are all too busy doing this

    I haven't done this yet because my local slopes are indoor and suck, but I'm going to the Rockies some time this year (when I can raise the cash) and hitting that shit up
    Well you might want to get to it. The Forestry Service shuts down riding around the beginning of April due to avalanches.

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    Vonq, While I'm sure you're the epitome of the snowboarders persona, I'm not exactly sure you're the best candidate to white-knight them.
    [Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alty mcaltstein View Post
    And honestly, while the "was he or wasn't he in" discussion was entertaining...

    Whoa what are you doing, don't post more pictures of that dude, he'll try and start another threadnought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrador View Post
    Vonq, While I'm sure you're the epitome of the snowboarders persona, I'm not exactly sure you're the best candidate to white-knight them.
    Look man I will listen to the man's opinion on anything except for internet spaceships for the future

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace View Post
    Look man I will listen to the man's opinion on anything except for internet spaceships for the future
    Indeed. I am well versed in a number of things, internet spaceships not being among them. I am truly terrible at spaceships.

    And so you know, snowboarding isn't hard. Just strap your ass in, ride for a while, come off the mountain, smoke weed, get drunk and chase pussy. Toss in a few stupid stunts like jumping off a building or throwing eggs at resort security and you've assimilated into the culture.

    Don't forget to have good taste in music.


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    Quote Originally Posted by captainblip View Post
    Whoa what are you doing, don't post more pictures of that dude, he'll try and start another threadnought.
    I am vonq you stupid fuck.

    Thank you, come again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alty mcaltstein View Post
    And so you know, snowboarding isn't hard. Just strap your ass in, ride for a while, come off the mountain, smoke weed, get drunk and chase pussy.
    You straight up gangsta bitch
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    I can't +rep for the dubstep. Ah well, I negrepped something else of yours that was terrible earlier, balance is restored.

    I'm an unhappy bunny.

    e: Why am I unhappy if balance is restored...
    Twitter: @WidotVenetianT - RIP Vile Rat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    I can't +rep for the dubstep. Ah well, I negrepped something else of yours that was terrible earlier, balance is restored.

    I'm an unhappy bunny.
    It's ok if you don't like dubstep. You can always take up something like skiiing, camping or something equally as gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    You straight up gangsta bitch
    Word to god, nigga.

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