I am not a lawyer, therefore not inherently evil and a tool of the oligarchy* [CSM]

[White Tree]

*I also know what oligarchy means which makes me super fucking clever.

VOTING IS NOW UP!
http://www.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=394

Vote WHITE TREE for CSM
I have had the determination to stick with Gallente despite being objectively aware of the fact that I am flying Gallente. This is the sort of determination that you need from your chosen CSM candidate.

I also have the coolest website that any CSM candidate has ever had. Ever. Period.

Unlike every CSM candidate that precedes me I actually won't shut the fuck up about problems that I think plague the game. I'm also Irish and drunk as fuck which means that I'm generatically incapable of shutting up about this shit, I also may or may not pick fights with CCP staff while working alongside my fellow CSM candidates during the process.

Here's some cool shit I hate and want to change.

Armor Improvements.
Hybrid Improvements.
Skill Improvements.
Caldari Improvements.
Starbase Improvements.
Balancing Improvements.
New Player Improvements.

In short, I want to unfuck this horrible game, how crazy, how unique and original, vote for me.

[Fix Lag]

MITTENS

GET THIS MAN A COLD HARD DOSE OF REALITY STAT

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

*I also know what oligarchy means which makes me super fucking clever.

Vote WHITE TREE for CSM
I have had the determination to stick with Gallente despite being objectively aware of the fact that I am flying Gallente. This is the sort of determination that you need from your chosen CSM candidate.

I also have the coolest website that any CSM candidate has ever had. Ever. Period.

Unlike every CSM candidate that precedes me I actually won't shut the fuck up about problems that I think plague the game. I'm also Irish and drunk as fuck which means that I'm generatically incapable of shutting up about this shit, I also may or may not pick fights with CCP staff while working alongside my fellow CSM candidates during the process.

Here's some cool shit I hate and want to change.

Armor Improvements.

Hybrid Improvements.

Skill Improvements.

Caldari Improvements.

Starbase Improvements.

Balancing Improvements.

:vinata: New Player Improvements.

In short, I want to unfuck this horrible game, how crazy, how unique and original, vote for me.

Vote for me. I love you. I want to touch you in ways that girl you fantasize about at the coffee shop just wont touch you because you're basically a monster. I want to get you laid. I want to do whatever it is you want me to do to insure make sure you vote for me and not someone else, or at least vote for me on one of your alts.

No. Mittens is already running. Only one person from the DekCo botting empire is running for CSM. Sit the fuck down tia.

[SHURKisLOL]

dicks rofl

[White Tree]

I want to meet The Mittani irl so I can pretty much try to make out with him in front of his boyfriend and cause a lot of drama.

[Razzor]

Meant respectively after looking over your changes and intentions all I am seeing is the "same old" since the beginning of the CSM and have the utmost confidence you will fail like everybody previous to you. Kudos for your intentions and though and good luck to you.

[riverini [banned]]

WOW! AM IMPRESSED!!! !!

Excellent presentation.

this thread is worth at least 5 psyducks.

[White Tree]

at least 5 psyducks,

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Seriously, why the fuck haven't you been banned yet? Your posts are excruciating. Seriously.

[Lordo]

All my 1's.

[Lordo]

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* kill yourself

You have 517 Reputation point(s)

Someone is rather mad.

[Pier]

Since when is armor-tanking inferior to shield-tanking?
The only problem is the Drake, and 'alpha-fleets' are based on Maels, because the Tempest is not a viable sniper because of the horrible gimped pg.

[White Tree]

Thread: I am not a lawyer,...
* Kill yourself
2011-02-25 09:38 PM
Lordo

You neg-repped me and told me to kill myself first, Lordo

[Lordo]

Yes, by the premise of your terrible posting i was compelled to say so.

[Razzor]

*Internet bullying - Do you know who your children are talking to ?*

[White Tree]

Yes, by the premise of your terrible posting i was compelled to say so.

Heh heh heh well maybe you should get out. Shut up you fidgeting nerd.

[Venetian Tar]

Let's kiss and make up now, lads.

[John Caffeine]

Despite the obvious lying and hurfblurfing, he still seems more trustworthy than Mittens on account of not being a lawyer.

The most important question remains though; what is your stance on JumpBridges?

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Let's kiss and make up now, lads.

:touchdicks:

Seriously though WT, Lordo is right. Kill yourself and spare us the trouble.

[Venetian Tar]

:touchdicks:

Seriously though WT, Lordo is right. Kill yourself and spare us the trouble.

That's not very nice. He should at least hand his stuff out to you and I first.

[Mukaji]

Heh heh heh well maybe you should get out. Shut up you fidgeting nerd.

Somebody wants those votes!

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

That's not very nice. He should at least hand his stuff out to you and I first.

Very good point, sir.

[Checkbox Poll]

I'll still vote for White Tree.

[White Tree]

what is your stance on JumpBridges?

Jump Bridges own the current CSM has some sort of viral braindeath.

[Dodgy Past]

Jump Bridges own the current CSM has some sort of viral braindeath.

So going for the retarded teenager vote?

This could end badly.

for anyone who isn't a retarded teenager

[fulis]

You're inside the system
Mittens says fuck the system

Mittens for mayor 2011! \o/

[Don Peyote]

Seriously, why the fuck haven't you been banned yet? Your posts are excruciating. Seriously.

Irony

[Don Peyote]

Sorry White Power I disagree with you on some fundamental issues so I'm afraid my vote will be placed elsewhere. I wish you all the best in your campaign

[White Tree]

t-the kugutsument vote...

But seriously The Mittani owns and I love his attitude he's probably going to get elected too. Looking forward to (potentially) working with him.

Vile Rat also owns.

[Sansa Comfrey]

I don't see "I will nerf every supercap TO THE GROUND BABY" as the very first line on your web page therefore I must look elsewhere.

[Dinique]

t-the kugutsument vote...

But seriously The Mittani owns and I love his attitude he's probably going to get elected too. Looking forward to (potentially) working with him.

Vile Rat also owns.

Don't orphan the balls

[Vinata]

What is your opinion on friendship. Is it magic?

[Walter]

So going for the retarded teenager vote?

This could end badly.

for anyone who isn't a retarded teenager

The jump bridges are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT-- also, Dude, retarded teenager is not the preferred nomenclature. "Laissez's Faire poster," please.

[White Tree]

LF owns

e: no it doesnt

[Propagandas]

didnt read, but is everyone that is running for CSM gonna make a goddam thread in here now?

Because in that case i need to start working on mine right away

Hi,This is being sent to all accepted applicants, so my apologies for the lack of a personal touch. Your application to run as a candidate in the election for the sixth Council of Stellar Management has been accepted, congratulations! To the three of you who filled the form out stating you are from Afghanistan, I’ve taken the liberty of updating the country section of the application for you. I’m fairly confident none of you actually were from Afghanistan, judging primarily from the complete lack of any Afghan passports. I also changed any names that were provided with either no capital letters or entirely in capital letters.

[Lordo]

LF owns only when it ends up trolling vile rat in D&D and ending up in half a dozen bans

[Dwergi]

No mention of blaster tracking (protip: it's shit), no mention of supers, no mention of jump bridges - no thanks.

[Checkbox Poll]

white tree is an irish faggot but i'm still voting for him

[Checkbox Poll]

I voted for White Tree, even if he's bad at forum warrioring and politicking. He's actually p. awesome. If you want someone actually excited to play EVE, vote for White Tree.

[Walter]

Got my two votes.

[Feathersword]

I'm voting White Tree, because someone keeps sending out Jabber broadcasts to attempt me to get to do so.

So, +2 for White Tree.