Comedy Killmails

**Sami** · 2011-02-19

Originally Posted by Maliente Nevor

http://killboard.thewyldhunt.com/?a=...il&kll_id=7555

What the fuck.

**Aurora148** · 2011-02-19

Originally Posted by Woot Woot

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8930612

Epic.....

100k ehp droneboat salvager proteus best proteus

**Malcanis** · 2011-02-19

Originally Posted by Aurora148

100k ehp droneboat salvager proteus best proteus

Well at least he fitted tackle to stop the wrecks warping out.

**Kas Riel** · 2011-02-19

http://ncdot.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8934332

i dont know where to start... his previous fits are pretty fucked up too

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-19

Originally Posted by Kas Riel

http://ncdot.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8934332

i dont know where to start... his previous fits are pretty fucked up too

Hey, he has every range covered with fairly minimal crosstrain, that's a good fit.

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-02-19

http://www.chaostheoryalliance.com/?...l&kll_id=17037

**Securitas** · 2011-02-20

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18774

possibly one of the worst ever

**Shadowski** · 2011-02-20

http://galacticsyndicate.com/kb/?a=k...il&kll_id=8410

Derp

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-20

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18774

possibly one of the worst ever

so that his web drones have excellent tracking

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-02-20

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18774

possibly one of the worst ever

what

oh it's ninja strike force, carry on.

**Malcanis** · 2011-02-20

http://www.combatlog.net/AA/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1405

Immippilm · 2011-02-21

+1

**Sami** · 2011-02-21

Originally Posted by Malcanis

http://www.combatlog.net/AA/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1405

Pretty much the instant someone fits a dual 250mm railgun to their ship, they lose at not being retarded. But I'm loving the armour hardeners, armour hardeners, armour repairer, and shield fucking power relay.

Is an inability to fit them a prerequesite for buying Gallente Navy Issue battleships?

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-02-21

http://chaostheoryalliance.com/?a=ki...l&kll_id=17085

Didn't need those mids anyways.

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-02-21

http://killboard.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill...kll_id=1696546
been asking myself, could this be real? draketengu ftw

edit: probably true - http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8761704

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8589560

he even sucks at mining and should quit playing eve

**Nooodz** · 2011-02-21

Originally Posted by Phineas Freak

http://killboard.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill...kll_id=1696546
been asking myself, could this be real? draketengu ftw

What is even funnier is seeing Orphans with some sort of fleet composition.

**OMFGBBQWTF** · 2011-02-21

Originally Posted by Woot Woot

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8930612

Epic.....

I hear target painting wrecks helps you salvage quicker

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-21

http://www.amarr-empire.net/killboar...&kll_id=190821

Ohh doctor

**cloaky** · 2011-02-21

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=441914

**superstarmcawesome** · 2011-02-21

Originally Posted by cloaky

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=441914

am i missing something? i think that's a decent low-sp fit

**Zev** · 2011-02-21

http://genos.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8952687

Why would you put that on an Abaddon!

**The Mole** · 2011-02-22

Originally Posted by superstarmcawesome

am i missing something? i think that's a decent low-sp fit

Agreed, its an ultra cheap tackle frig designed to die but potentially perfectly good at its job.

**oaahem** · 2011-02-22

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=142853

**Grath** · 2011-02-22

just saw that, fucking christ that dude lost a truck load in one shot.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-22

Originally Posted by Grath

just saw that, fucking christ that dude lost a truck load in one shot.

Run L4s in a titan erryday

**Viribus** · 2011-02-22

Kill not verified

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-22

Originally Posted by Viribus

Kill not verified

http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=kill...kll_id=8971327

Same Lossmail from their kb

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...78#lostLoadout

Battleclinic (Pinch o' salt)

I'm still not sure, API verified nowhere

**Zev** · 2011-02-22

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8961468

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-22

The Nightmare kill has now been API verified ;

http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=kill...kll_id=8971327

**Viribus** · 2011-02-22

Well... shit.

My hatred for the bourgeois only waxes

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by Viribus

Well... shit.

My hatred for the bourgeois only waxes

Never before have I seen such an eloquent way to say 'Fucking rich fags I only hate em more'

Glad those Chelm heatsinks dropped

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-02-23

I have owned two cars that cost less than that database entry.

**teds** · 2011-02-23

http://www.black-legion.org/index.ph...l&kll_id=19089

/o\

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-02-23

Drop fairy was kind to that one.

Posting price: http://killboard.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill...kll_id=1696546

**Securitas** · 2011-02-23

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8974853 poor wusti.

And this? This is ACTUALLY one of the worst I've ever seen.

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8974844

Typhoon. Medium afterburner. Medium COSMOS armor rep. Core Probe Launcher. Medium t2 artillery. Invuln field. Faction hardener. T1 sig amp. ??? rigs.

**Petyr** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8974853 poor wusti.

And this? This is ACTUALLY one of the worst I've ever seen.

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8974844

Typhoon. Medium afterburner. Medium COSMOS armor rep. Core Probe Launcher. Medium t2 artillery. Invuln field. Faction hardener. T1 sig amp. ??? rigs.

You always find such great stuff on your roams. We went through outer ring and syndicate both and came up with nothing but a couple cloakies and a skirmish with a RR Sacrilege gang, of all things.

**Securitas** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by Petyr

You always find such great stuff on your roams. We went through outer ring and syndicate both and came up with nothing but a couple cloakies and a skirmish with a RR Sacrilege gang, of all things.

It's cause I'm awesome yo. We were within 2 seconds of getting 2 WI cap killmails too.

RR Sacrilege? How does that work?

**Petyr** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

It's cause I'm awesome yo. We were within 2 seconds of getting 2 WI cap killmails too.

RR Sacrilege? How does that work?

We were in a suicide t1 cruiser gang breaking in some new FCs, their reps held under 4 medium neuts long enough for us to lose a thorax and drive a couple of our other ships off the field. FC in training ordered warpout and we burned out of their range and left. Their reps held but they had to stay within what, 6k? of each other so they couldn't hold anything. Neuts were just breaking their chain with one sac in half armor as we warped off.

Edit: We learned later that they'd been playing station games with FA before we caught up with them which explains the strat a bit more; they'd already lost their recon and HIC when we fought them.

**Stay On Target** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace

The Nightmare kill has now been API verified ;

http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=kill...kll_id=8971327

i would commit fucking seppeku over the fact neither estemels invuln dropped.

**captainblip** · 2011-02-23

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=86117

**Don Peyote** · 2011-02-23

Originally Posted by Stay On Target

i would commit fucking seppeku over the fact neither estemels invuln dropped.

3 Chelmie Heat sinks means that they can buy 7 carriers... to be honest I'd be happy with the drop

**Konev** · 2011-02-24

http://starfrontiers.eve-kill.net/?a...kll_id=8986132

usual dual tank fit.

**Sezja** · 2011-02-25

http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8993726

The CN BCU was to make up for the meta 1 launchers.

**Zev** · 2011-02-26

http://bl3h-united.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=189842

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-02-28

The elusive nano-Phoenix

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=30804

[Edit: Bonus! Orphanage out-of-allaince x-type tanked Oneiros!]

**I Came** · 2011-02-28

Same guy welped a two freighters in the same low sec system

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9014415
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9014909

Seems kwfl thought the second one was PL bait for the mom and didnt engage it but I guess guy is just stupid