Start the War Engines: Branching out to Branch

[syndic thrass]

Holy shit was someone's New Years resolution to ban bad posters? I might be in trouble here...

[Entaran]

Bad posting good sir, is the heart that beats to keep kugu alive.


Alternatively, it drives the sperglords and creates the :drama: we all know and love.

[Bring Stabity]

fuck sneep

[Some Market Dude]

Still camped in?

This can't be good for morale in an already troubled alliance...

[Franz Stigler]

whats going on in this thread

~my skymarshall~

How goes your wacky Iraq adventure, Phreeze?

[Lorren Canada]

~my skymarshall~

How goes your wacky Iraq adventure, Phreeze?

Or rather, how's Kuwait this time of year?

[Horus]

seeing this many people suffering and angry about the psihozz no-show is unquestionably the most fun i've had since the war kicked off

i find funny how same ppl fall into same lies over and over, and they keep swallowing psi shit every time he decided to pop up, read nce for month for say 2h of bullshit bla bla bla propaganda with ww2 analogy
I am still waiting psi to disband the alliance as he promised in a meeting

[kiresays]

Looks like things are going well on both fronts...TEST got the first super kill of 2012: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12026491

And is also slowly taking sovereignty and tech.

[Burnes]

Looks like things are going well on both fronts...TEST got the first super kill of 2012: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12026491

And is also slowly taking sovereignty and tech.

Looks like they also stole the "A" from Caesar's Legion, leaving them with Cesar.

Well played, TEST. Well played.

[Yobdab]

Looks like things are going well on both fronts...TEST got the first super kill of 2012: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12026491

And is also slowly taking sovereignty and tech.

nyx without drones? or did he wasted them all?

i wanna rat in a sc in a region being invaded also

[Bring Stabity]

"both fronts" would assume that the wars are related, when in reality GSF is at odds with TEST and our wars are not related at all

[White Tree]

We will meet in the middle and the true Ultrawar will begin: With eachother.

[Lorren Canada]

nyx without drones? or did he wasted them all?

i wanna rat in a sc in a region being invaded also

We were popping his fighters

[Glomp]

The Thunderdome foretold in the ending of the Mayan calender will begin!

[Sneep]

fuck sneep

Um, you're many pages behind on that one.

[Malcanis]

i find funny how same ppl fall into same lies over and over, and they keep swallowing psi shit every time he decided to pop up, read nce for month for say 2h of bullshit bla bla bla propaganda with ww2 analogy
I am still waiting psi to disband the alliance as he promised in a meeting

Well given there's a ready supply of people ready to swallow your bullshit, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that people would put faith in a leader who has actually accomplished anything ever.

[Horus]

Hundreads of people gathered on what would have been the biggest supercaps fight in EVE history turned into a massive blueball,
for one guy was not online at the right time.

I love this game

someone realized i was right about Psi? sorry bro to little to late, you got your chance to ge ridd off him, , now you have what you deserve.

[BiggerDangDude]

Hey guys look Phreeze posted. Happy New Year, Phreeze.

[Horus]

Well given there's a ready supply of people ready to swallow your bullshit, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that people would put faith in a leader who has actually accomplished anything ever.

bullshit?
here a list of my bullshit

1) make alliance wallet transparent
2) equal division of space-moons between corps
3) get rid off psi, make a real leader who use isk for alliance and use 90% of that income for give super in the alliance (idea was use 90% income for give x number of ms to each corp each month )
5) retreat from useless south campaign , since none give a fuck
6) DONT ATTACK GOONSWARM dont understimate them, we have to take care of our space and rebuild they will ATTACK US (actually only one who where going around sayng we wanna attack goonswarm was CONMAN from mowe, and nobody was agreeing with that )
7) rebuild relationship with allies, who where reset-alienate by psi like ncdot

i call it common-sense, they involved me into a plan, convoing me : will you support endeva as executor? i say yes, than it ends that i was supposed to handle everything, and when all where rdy for get out, they got BUYED, by psi, becouse i not wanna believe they are soo stupid (chanka ) and (endeva) to buy lies and lies from a guy who in a meeting with all ceos from all corps say: THE ALLIANCE IS MINE! IS MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS, AND IF I LIKE IT I WILL DISBAND IT when i want maybe in 3 months from now, things he have repeated yesterday AGAIN in WN ts, thats why wn now is failcascading. nobody will field theyr super with a leader like that.

of course when not worked all fault is mine :P , i not writed the invasion plan, and not was mine the idea to make black noise or this "golpe" i was invited, but i suppose is very cheap and easy give all the credits to me, personally i not give a fuck, is happening what i told to all of them OVER AND OVER. and now they chosed theyr own fate. so i stand in my corner smiling (thats why my corp refused to rejoin wn even when they offered us stations and moons )

[Kesper North]

I gotta say, it really sounds like Horus is actually the voice of reason in all this >_>

[Malcanis]

bullshit?
here a list of my bullshit

1) Every alliance that has ever let you into a position of authority has died in a fire within 3 months.

~FIN~

[Adri]

1) Every alliance that has ever let [Horus] into a position of authority has died in a fire within 3 months.

Does Horus cause the cascades or does he just exercise terrible judgement about which alliances he joins?

[Malcanis]

Does Horus cause the cascades or does he just exercise terrible judgement about which alliances he joins?

The "position of authority" bit is the giveaway

[teds]

it seems to be joins them, tries to make it change to suit him, then everyone goes fuck this and leaves. there was one where he was unhappy with the ceos or something blah blah and how they treated the average member...so he disbanded the alliance leaving the average member with uh, no assets or alliance

psyduck goes here.

[Flinx]

it seems to be joins them, tries to make it change to suit him, then everyone goes fuck this and leaves. there was one where he was unhappy with the ceos or something blah blah and how they treated the average member...so he disbanded the alliance leaving the average member with uh, no assets or alliance

psyduck goes here.

In his defense, it might be he joined terrible alliances, but the bit where he fucked them over and acted like a terrible alliance leader himself, makes me undertand him a little better now tnx

[Grath]

Right, keep throwing out shitty challenges like this that Shadoo can't help but accept and I will seriously be sitting by you when you wake up one day, with a 3 ring binder full of printed horus posting, ready to read it to you, like I'm going to have to endure once bluedoo booshvouches another asshole in.

[Teak]

it seems to be joins them, tries to make it change to suit him, then everyone goes fuck this and leaves. there was one where he was unhappy with the ceos or something blah blah and how they treated the average member...so he disbanded the alliance leaving the average member with uh, no assets or alliance

psyduck goes here.

More like: He's a dumbfuck that thinks he should lead every alliance he joins, and once anyone starts listening to him or he's put in a position of power, the alliance dies a horrible death.

See: Dead Terrorists, Imperial Order, White Noise.

He also wrote this with a straight face: "becouse i not wanna believe they are soo stupid (chanka )"

[Endie]

Right, keep throwing out shitty challenges like this that Shadoo can't help but accept and I will seriously be sitting by you when you wake up one day, with a 3 ring binder full of printed horus posting, ready to read it to you, like I'm going to have to endure once bluedoo booshvouches another asshole in.

I'm not sure I follow are you suggesting that Shadoo will accept Horus just to prove that PL can survive his influence?

[Devilish Ledoux]

I'm not sure I follow are you suggesting that Shadoo will accept Horus just to prove that PL can survive his influence?

It would get them that much closer to completing the ultimate shitposter collection.

[Some Market Dude]

Horus for PL lead.

[Teak]

It would get them that much closer to completing the ultimate shitposter collection.

I'd pay good isk to watch what an alliance helmed by Horus, Riverini and Butter Dog could do. Three man tribunal of awful.

Servers would probably explode under all that fail in one entity.

[Adri]

It would get them that much closer to completing the ultimate shitposter collection.

And as a bonus PL would be able to claim elite status at something new - botting

[Prodnovick]

How cute. Don't you know every bot in this terrible game is a pl alt alt.

The Sphere, controlling your game since 2007.

[Planetary Genocide]

I'd pay good isk to watch what an alliance helmed by Horus, Riverini and Butter Dog could do. Three man tribunal of awful.

Servers would probably explode under all that fail in one entity.

Or you can have a five neckbeard band of stupid by throwing in Shadowandlight and intarkill

[Manny]

Free Penif

My entire body feels like I got beat by a sledgehammer. So hungover sorry for raging out.

[Grath]

I'm not sure I follow are you suggesting that Shadoo will accept Horus just to prove that PL can survive his influence?

You posted this like you're of the opinion he wouldn't.

[Manny]

Look at these PLn00bposters getting banned and crying, how far the mighty have fallen

How dare you sir , How dare you bite the hand that feeds you! iirc you have a rifter and maller from the legion and this is your gratitude!

[Adri]

You posted this like you're of the opinion he wouldn't.

I'd like to see it happen, in a disinterested, scientific kind of way. Would this forum be able to withstand genuine, sincere :Grathrage: or would it melt and drip out the bottom of my monitor?

[Goblin]

Horus' plan is to try and troll PL into helping us win a war. A most cunning strategy friend.

[Endie]

You posted this like you're of the opinion he wouldn't.

"Alas, in their pride the dwarves of Pandemic Legion dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Black Noise... Shadoo's Bane: Horus, slayer of alliances."

[Phreeze]

~my skymarshall~

How goes your wacky Iraq adventure, Phreeze?

The highlight so far was the first ever Kandahar PL Meet, 2011.

[Lorren Canada]

How dare you sir , How dare you bite the hand that feeds you! iirc you have a rifter and maller from the legion and this is your gratitude!

Balderdash, I've never taken handouts though I be a poor, dumb and niggardly pleb

[Night]

Right, keep throwing out shitty challenges like this that Shadoo can't help but accept and I will seriously be sitting by you when you wake up one day, with a 3 ring binder full of printed horus posting, ready to read it to you, like I'm going to have to endure once bluedoo booshvouches another asshole in.

I look forward to it.

[Malcanis]

You posted this like you're of the opinion he wouldn't.

Playing russian roulette in the normal way could conceivably be described as brave. Playing it with an M1911 not so much.

[Teak]

"Alas, in their pride the dwarves of Pandemic Legion dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Black Noise... Shadoo's Bane: Horus, slayer of alliances."

Horus should get a head start on destroying Pandemic Legion early. I suggest he register the alliance name Endemic Legion post-haste.

[Far]

"Alas, in their pride the dwarves of Pandemic Legion dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Black Noise... Shadoo's Bane: Horus, slayer of alliances."

It may be hubris.
But apart from defeating the mighty goon, the few challenges left to the noble Shadoo exist in the mind.

[teds]

"Alas, in their pride the dwarves of Pandemic Legion dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Black Noise... Shadoo's Bane: Horus, slayer of alliances."

best post '12

[Phreeze]

He can't possibly be worse than Jogyn.

[Nick Danger]

I gotta say, it really sounds like Horus is actually the voice of reason in all this >_>

Crazy ass bitches are never crazyassbitch during the courtship phase. Only later does their crazyassbitchness surface.

[Horus]

1) Every alliance that has ever let you into a position of authority has died in a fire within 3 months.

~FIN~

and you know why?

imperial order got corps who where THIEFING the others, and i not accept things like that ,if i discover them expecial now that i have a corp with me ,so i do 2 things
1)i try change things
2) if not work i leave, if work cool, but if i discover it and you try to fuck me and my corp for deny it and for keep doing that, i am gonna fuck you. (IO plan was to boot the executor corp and my corp for allow Dt and other 2-3 cock sucker corp to continue abusing of alliance income/space, since i got spy in theyr ts, i acted first and disbanded them )

problem here is wn not have 1-2 corp who in the shadow abuse of alliance income while send other on first line, here wn have a lone leader who send an entire alliance made by hundreds of ppl for keep them busy becouse he need to pay his rent in real life, and while this ppl spend time and lose fun, he even think he can threath them like idiots and bullshit them,or even menace them to disband the alliance someone can swallow insults to theyr intelligence for months i dont.

Situation was pretty clear to me, or wn change leadership or i am gonna leave this sinking ship, i tryed to change it when they asked me a hand, they retracted theyr position, chosing to believe again PSi, so now they can blame only themself .

And again you can go around sayng i am a moron, a lamer,metagamer WTF YOU PREFER I NOT GIVE A FUCK , but certainly i am not stupid , i not was going around to sayng we gonna invade goonswarm, we got so many internal problems that thinking about invading someone was a total NONSENSE, i was the one who was sayng or we return home (6 december) or we gonna get invaded by goonswarm in 2 weeks max becouse we are weak, and 19 december goonswarm invaded. so dont use me as excuse for this, otherwise i will be ashamed to call that "goons intelligence or spy work"