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    Quote Originally Posted by Propagandas View Post
    vagas vs hurris loool
    Canes, you retard canes. What the fuck is this shit hurris

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    hurris is like haggis, except made of retards

    edit: what a page snipe.

    edit edit: NO LONGER A PAGE SNIPE WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

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    oops wrong thread
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    INVASION IS GREEN

    LETS SHOOT SOME MORE STRUCTURES



    In the two days since TEST, EXE, BDEAL, LAWN, and ESG began the campaign in earnest we've taken five systems despite some limited opposition. It's a great start.

    Militarily, our tireless fleet commanders continue their excellent work forsaking whatever remained of their actual lives to make sure Medea doesn't explode and take Minnesota with him. Your attendance is fantastic. Even a few Zulus logged in. Keep it up. Strong numbers will make this go much faster. A nauseating number of roams, convoys, and strategic operations are scheduled and we need your help to make them happen. Vale of the Silent isn't going to burn itself. Leadership and five million Minnesotan souls thank you.

    Politically, several entities have deployed to the area including Brick Squad and Triple A. Tired of fighting incompetently in the South, where combat revolves around them getting blobbed by the blobbing Legion who blobs (they blob), Triple A has wisely deployed to fight us honourable space pilots who turn our noses at the thought of tactics like blobbing. What began as a vacation for a handful of Triple A corporations has turned into a full blown Caribbean cruise complete with bronzed towel boys to service their paranoid delusions. Also, Pandemic Legion might release some leak Triple A forum threads at our request. They're juicy.

    Spiritually, we're trying to revive Test Radio. Yell at people if you want music or figure out how to do it yourself. Also, we always need more propaganda to spam in local. Please contribute whatever you can.

    Finally, in other news the northern front has half of Branch cleansed, which is okay I GUESS. NOT JEALOUS AT ALL.

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    I would plus rep that if i wasnt terrible at grammar.
    Are u going to leak that aaa leak which pl leaked to test to kugu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    In the two days since TEST, EXE, BDEAL, LAWN, and ESG began the campaign in earnest we've taken
    five systems
    despite some limited opposition. It's a great start.
    8 systems if you count your allies' gains. After all you are on the same train

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    Its so cool watching test lead a campaign. Makes you all tearful, good luck space bro's
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    Quote Originally Posted by fargon View Post
    8 systems if you count your allies' gains. After all you are on the same train
    Yeah it changed between the time I wrote this and now. Alternatively, I'm incompetent.

    Choose whichever seems more likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    Yeah it changed between the time I wrote this and now. Alternatively, I'm incompetent.

    Choose whichever seems more likely.
    Ah. Well, I'd be the noob shit poster then. Apologies, mate. Hope I don't turn you off more interesting updates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko Box View Post
    This is the best month for hydra ever (kill wise) http://hydra.killmail.org/
    U can guess where moust of it occured

    Also i agree with securitas, from what i saw theese few days since i loged test smack is terrible. Its really full of elitist attitude and reminds me of nc pets in m-o of old.
    remember when you were so shit only Coven would take you from waffles lolol

    p.s. lose more shit fit frigates please

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    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    remember when you were so shit only Coven would take you from waffles lolol

    p.s. lose more shit fit frigates please
    Yea i remember.
    And im flying shitfit drakes now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razzor View Post
    Its so cool watching test lead a campaign. Makes you all tearful, good luck space bro's
    It isn't really a campaign if you don't fight anyone ever. It's more like POS shot practice at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    It isn't really a campaign if you don't fight anyone ever. It's more like POS shot practice at this point.
    Spoke too soon dude.

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    WELP.

    We reinforced the station- our FC crashes as Raiden. bridges in and we dither on a gate and get tackled.

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    Another TEST fleet down, they had around 250 alphafleet and got dropped by 120 raiden tengufleet and 100 init maels/rohks. They got no kills basically since they scattered as soon as they jumped through gate.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12007168

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    It isn't really a campaign if you don't fight anyone ever. It's more like POS shot practice at this point.
    You mean like the 250 man drake fleet you lost to 100 abaddons before this one?

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    So the fc crash or die again? Meh

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    TEST lost a fight? Well time to pack up and go home guys. This campaign is over.

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    12/29/2011

    Shit Just Got Real.

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    Dirty blobers, -A- is shit, TEST is bad a EVE, Drakes are for noobs...

    With that out of the way: how effective are Oracles? And how well have the tier3 BCs fared since their introduction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    Dirty blobers, -A- is shit, TEST is bad a EVE, Drakes are for noobs...

    With that out of the way: how effective are Oracles? And how well have the tier3 BCs fared since their introduction?
    A good deal more effective than AAA made them look; with that many a BC should die every 10 seconds or so.
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    Securitas's only experience in them so far is shooting idiots on the Hak undock. So take his advice with a grain of salt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Securitas's only experience in them so far is shooting idiots on the Hak undock. So take his advice with a grain of salt.
    I've actually never used T3s in Hakonen...you're thinking of HYDRA. Your hate for me is blinding you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    Dirty blobers, -A- is shit, TEST is bad a EVE, Drakes are for noobs...

    With that out of the way: how effective are Oracles? And how well have the tier3 BCs fared since their introduction?
    We welped a couple welp fleets to AAA oracle gangs back in curse. Looks like shieldfleet (drakes and arty canes) might fare a bit better.

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    welpfleet did not work at all against -A- plated/trimarked/pulse oracles in curse, so I talked with Grath about it and then made a post saying we should use skirmished drakes or armor hacs. We got to try ahax once and it seemed to work. Nothing on our end would die except tacklemallers/other light stuff and every time we got a 100% probe we'd ping off some dude on grid and back to zero and kill a few things.

    We never got to try it down there but I thought drakes should work because with skirmish links they are about the same speed as oracles or even slightly faster, same engagement range and 3x the EHP. Sure the oracles do 2x the damage of drakes but they generally didnt use logi while we did, or if they did it was really badly fit Oneiroses so with a few scimis in tow the drakes huge buffer in smallish gangs means that the oracles would be hard put to kill much. Also people have a tendency to go "loldrakes" and lemming at them (see Draketrain guys captained by Lacco) so it makes it easier to draw 3l1te pvp3rs into a fight.

    edit: :facepalm: I didn't see leetcheese's linked BR. Looks like my theory panned out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Securitas's only experience in them so far is shooting idiots on the Hak undock. So take his advice with a grain of salt.
    You sound pretty butthuSECURITAS there Mr. B. D. Dude can I get ya something for that?

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    *WELP*

    That was fun.

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    No idea what test just did there but they manage to kill a BS in Vale. Also Astarte ???

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    Pretty much we were buttraped by a bunch of supers with hellcat support. I'd bring up the fact that it's during our weakest TZ, but honestly it wouldn't have gone too much differently without a couple fleets worth of dudes.

    We could have run, but we didn't. That just isn't the way it's done. Hear that -A-?

    I just docked up my dread and rammed my dictor into the avatar ball with predictable but disturbing results. *cough* titan alpha *cough*

    The thing I've learned about TEST is, we seem to enjoy welping almost as much as we enjoy welping others.

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    RDN. were shooting our SBUs in A8A, using 20 supercaps, and 20 subcap support. After lots of fucking around, we get into welpcanes, made exactly for this purpose, and head the fuck over there. With as low numbers as we had, it went as expected, but there was the shot for some good kills there, and as the FC, I figured that making that movement is the far smarter move, because, well, who wouldn't in that situation?

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    More people survived than I expected

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    Who FCs for Test these days?

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    Does it matter? It's like asking who pushed the boulder at the top of a hill. The thing is just going to roll wherever it will.
    I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.

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    Never not throw BCs away for fun.

    Hi5s.

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    Sweet jesus people still use the website?


    Give me a good tl;dr of this thread.

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    Or you could read it like everyone else did. It's only 6 pages, goddamn. Are you a heart surgeon on lunch break or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurpDurp View Post
    Give me a good tl;dr of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the feces View Post
    We welped a couple welp fleets to AAA oracle gangs back in curse. Looks like shieldfleet (drakes and arty canes) might fare a bit better.
    Normally the Oracles do great even against drake/ AC cane BC fleets.

    Last night though we didn't realize until too late that we were facing arty canes.

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    Goons are working their way torward us. I'm not worried.

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    Test just decided to match our titan numbers with rifters. Respect.

    EDIT: http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=45932

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yobdab View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stenner View Post
    Test just decided to match our titan numbers with rifters. Respect.

    EDIT: http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=45932
    hmm, looks the first part of my prophecy has come to pass
    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    what's really gonna happen:

    1) they will fail, hard. raiden alone has atleast 200 supers.



    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Goons are working their way torward us. I'm not worried.
    that would be the 2nd part of my prophecy

    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    2) call in the rest of the cfc blob from branch for help

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    someone negrep the fuck out of intarded for me, since I've already juiced him too much.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stenner View Post
    Test just decided to match our titan numbers with rifters. Respect.

    EDIT: http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=45932
    Never got why more alliances didn't do exactly that. Fuck death, fuck your killboard, it's just a goddamn rifter so go out there and derp around for fun before you go boom.

    I mean you could pull an ~A~ about it, but then you just look like a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanamingo View Post
    Or you could read it like everyone else did. It's only 6 pages, goddamn. Are you a heart surgeon on lunch break or something?


    I actually fist trash and lift heavy things for the university so I can afford my beer bills and drug costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glomp View Post
    Is weed expensive now?
    $10 a gram here in Oregon for good strains. Although my dealer is my close friend since high school so that helps.

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    Fuck all Finns & Danes you got this test!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manny View Post
    Fuck all Finns & Danes you got this test!
    Fun? We got it.

    TEST is like a horde of small children: if we're entertained, it doesn't really matter what that entertainment is. If we're not entertained, get your fucking earplugs, because you can hear the crying and fighting for fucking parsecs.

    The worst thing that could happen to TEST right now would be for Raiden to roll over and die, leaving us to shoot structures until we all shoot ourselves and each other in the head.

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    parsecs. really?

    e: it's actually strangely fitting on an internet spaceships forum
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Far View Post
    Fun? We got it.

    TEST is like a horde of small children: if we're entertained, it doesn't really matter what that entertainment is. If we're not entertained, get your fucking earplugs, because you can hear the crying and fighting for fucking parsecs.

    The worst thing that could happen to TEST right now would be for Raiden to roll over and die, leaving us to shoot structures until we all shoot ourselves and each other in the head.
    To be honest, I personally, and I think a lot of my fellow alliance members too, would be more than happy to duke out some good subcap fleets and get the much talked about "goodfites" that we all love and long for. But being as we are a bit on the defensive against the meanie goonies running around reinforcing everything up north, the supercaps are out in force to get the job done(tm) quickly.

    Also, I laughed out loud at the visual when our entire fleet warped away from the rifter menace at the SBU, but the grid was completely messed up.

    See you in the new year, hopefully!

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