Comedy Character Creator thread

**indet** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Neddy

http://image.eveonline.com/Character/1161493844_256.jpg

His Comment : how does this damn camera even work, how am I supposed to know that it's on?

The funniest one yet IMO.

**riverini [banned]** · 2011-01-19

attempt at llewelyn moss:

THERE ARE NO LOBOS!

Need moar beaner Hair Styles, and the head should be deformable a bit. Also, i would like a cowboy moustache and sombrero!!

Same for my jack sparrow here, i need better modeling tools for the smiling cheeks and eyes, need the red bandana

It would be cool if there could be a way to eliminate the limiters. Also, where is my 1mil isk smile?

Tonight am trying Lady Gaga, what race / bloodline would be best?

**Ruberto** · 2011-01-19

Well, since this one hasn't been posted I take it some of you might have missed it on the EvE-O forums. I still can't stop laughing at this faggot:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12018865/EVE...8.17.58.14.jpg

also.. first post.

**Child Molester** · 2011-01-19

**Iratus** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by riverini

Tonight am trying Lady Gaga, what race / bloodline would be best?

Intaki is the way to go to get her.

**MpozoY** · 2011-01-19

Along the lines of comedy character creation, great swaths of new names are opened up by the middle name option. If no one else takes it first my next alt is DDargon Attorney AtLaw

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-19

http://s1176.photobucket.com/albums/...ent=coolio.jpg

**captainblip** · 2011-01-19

I want to kiss you

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-01-19

fuck you ccp turning shading on again to fiddle with my neckbeard crashed my client. give the old man a break!

**Sansa Comfrey** · 2011-01-19

Yeah I had to turn shading off, for some reason it brought me to a seconds-per-frame level crashing stop.

/that reason being my computer is old and crumbling

Originally Posted by Stahlregen

How to make an amazing character portrait in 3 easy steps;

1; Generate random character
2; Shove camera in characters face on a ridiculous angle
3; Give character a shit-eating grin/rape eyes/stupid looking beard or moustache

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a hilarious looking character.

It's true; true comedy, here and in real life, comes from the context it's presented in. That's why the "fuckin cameras, how do they work?" picture is so win.

**Tyrael** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

http://s1176.photobucket.com/albums/...ent=coolio.jpg

I like the picture of the girl in the black dress with the sparkly camera, do we have to pay in ISK for that?
http://s1176.photobucket.com/albums/...oof/?start=all

**Insanity** · 2011-01-19

My "not so happy with his job" cyno alt.

**Small Gang Bandit** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Insanity

My "not so happy with his job" cyno alt.

If a little blonder, then...
Ice, Ice Baby...

**Zenofmoo** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Small Gang Bandit

If a little blonder, then...
Ice, Ice Baby...

Conan O'Brien

**Viribus** · 2011-01-19

This is what I get for buying a brutor character

And this is my main

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Small Gang Bandit

If a little blonder, then...
Ice, Ice Baby...

george michael without botox injections

**riverini [banned]** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Viribus

This is what I get for buying a brutor character

mmm... okay on my to-do list i got

Lady gaga and Peter Stormmare

**Agathor** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Insanity

My "not so happy with his job" cyno alt.

Ringo Star.

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Tyrael

I like the picture of the girl in the black dress with the sparkly camera, do we have to pay in ISK for that?
http://s1176.photobucket.com/albums/...oof/?start=all

That is really not cool >.>

**Aurora148** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

That is really not cool >.>

Being a successful shitposting spacepilot 101, never leave photobucket albums unpassworded.

**Hav** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Aurora148

Being a successful shitposting spacepilot 101, never leave photobucket albums unpassworded.

Or apparently believing that God knows IT security.

**ThemePending** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Aurora148

Being a successful shitposting spacepilot 101, never leave photobucket albums unpassworded.

Corpchat was once graced with images of my pierced nipple after a similar oversight

**Phey Onat** · 2011-01-19

Plex Credits for Bedazzled accessories. End of EVE

**Hav** · 2011-01-19

Originally Posted by Phey Onat

Plex Credits for Cat Ears. End of EVE

FYP

**Phey Onat** · 2011-01-19

Now wait just a minute, if we're talking about cat ears that changes everything. Love me some furries.

**Dastommy** · 2011-01-19

does it let you do beards and topless? Otherwise i cannot make an accurate portrait of myself.

**RansomList** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Aurora148

Being a successful shitposting spacepilot 101, never leave photobucket albums unpassworded.

/Foreplay Thread

**Night** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Dastommy

does it let you do beards and topless? Otherwise i cannot make an accurate portrait of myself.

I'm going to regret this, but yes.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Night

I'm going to regret this, but yes.

What? I was forced to put shoes on my house boy portrait before I could click next.

**Aurora148** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by RansomList

/Foreplay Thread

i don't have foreplay

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Aurora148

i don't have foreplay

Why not

don't be a space-jew

**Tyrael** · 2011-01-20

Y do u want to stone Securitas?

**Phey Onat** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Tyrael

Y do u want to stone Securitas?

i c wut you did

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-01-20

Changed my mind :\

**Rakshasa** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

Glenn beck needs to just go away, but leave bill alone yo

But we _NEED_ to fight Bill else he'll keep pushing his anti-science rhetoric leaving children ignorant of how tidal waves are created!

There are already quite adequate and easy to understand scientific explanations for why the water level rises and falls cyclically, and this idea that a deity must be involved is just lunacy.

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-20

The Tides are a lie, invented by the french to distract us from the existence of atlantis, which is located in the bermuda triangle. What school did you go to? Everyone knows this, George Nory says so!

I for one welcome our new atlantean overlords, riding to battle atop their trusty seahorse steeds.

**MpozoY** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

don't be a space-jew

**MpozoY** · 2011-01-20

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by MpozoY

Thats a whole lotta sexy right there

**MpozoY** · 2011-01-20

https://image.eveonline.com/Characte...703239_512.jpg
CCP Sreegs

**Ooohyoutouchmytralala** · 2011-01-20

Has anyone found a gunther clone yet?

Originally Posted by MpozoY

https://image.eveonline.com/Characte...703239_512.jpg
CCP Sreegs

aha awesome

**Lone Ranger** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

Thats a whole lotta sexy right there

All this homo-erotic stuff, is there something people are trying to tell us?

**cattyss** · 2011-01-20

more funny char plzzzzzzzzzzz

**jimmychrist** · 2011-01-20

Originally Posted by Ooohyoutouchmytralala

Am I seriously the only conservative on this website?

That's a shortsighted statement. Few people land completely within whatever you want to define as conservative. I'm largely a social democrat. (Hi, Bernie Sanders!) But there are a couple of policy areas where I would probably be considered a conservative.

Anyway, I see no reason to put up with dumb. Conservative or liberal. Bill O'Reilly is an ignoramus. Case fucking closed.