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    Considering OWN are a ~powerhouse~ I have no doubt they will hold the line when we leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aokisensei View Post
    OWN picked up a couple of systems in southern Kalevala in like the furthest-away-from-NC-space-proper constellation, near the Malpais/Etherium Reach border. (hasn't the NC already said they don't intend on holding drone space permanently? BCA and OWN gonna be maaaad)

    Apparently RAGE determined that even Geminate is too good for OWN?
    I find myself unable to follow the thought processes of any OWN member that would go along with this idea. I mean seriously, what? The only possible justification I can conceive of is that they're literally unaware of the fact that they can leave a corp once they've joined.

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    OWN has become Intrepid Crossing Mk 2

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    Still, if the NC are planting guest alliances, expendable ones though they may be, it does signal some intention to try and hold onto that space. Which is investing more into the effort than I expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kireiina View Post
    Still, if the NC are planting guest alliances, expendable ones though they may be, it does signal some intention to try and hold onto that space. Which is investing more into the effort than I expected.
    Or they're sticking the most worthless there, so they either die or they stop being worthless chucklefucks and actually do something of value. Either way everyone wins. Well, everyone except probably OWN in this case, since they're probably going to die a horrible death.

    Oh what a loss that'd be.

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    How will the NC survive without the powerhouse that is OWN alliance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carebears View Post
    How will the NC survive without the powerhouse that is OWN alliance?
    Time for the NC to start doing this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombyDog View Post
    Corpmails were mostly in character but I only used the bold green orkspeak for when I wanted to upset Deadtear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kireiina View Post
    Still, if the NC are planting guest alliances, expendable ones though they may be, it does signal some intention to try and hold onto that space. Which is investing more into the effort than I expected.
    A day in the life of the NC uppers:
    -plants OWN in Kalevala-
    -sees calls for help pop up in generalstab-
    "Oh no, xDeath is brutally murdering and raping our OWN brethren, although not necessarily in that order! Whatever shall we do?"
    -leans back, sips tea-

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    Or they're sticking the most worthless there, so they either die or they stop being worthless chucklefucks and actually do something of value. Either way everyone wins. Well, everyone except probably OWN in this case, since they're probably going to die a horrible death.
    I sorta hope they take root there, and figure shit out. Maybe frontier life will suit them and help sort out whatever residual problems they have internally. They clearly did not belong as a part of the Dek Coalition, maybe they have found their place in the universe duking it out with the XX crowd for drone bits! They gotta start over on the Nyx I guess.

    Good Luck OWN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Pipe View Post
    I sorta hope they take root there, and figure shit out. Maybe frontier life will suit them and help sort out whatever residual problems they have internally. They clearly did not belong as a part of the Dek Coalition, maybe they have found their place in the universe duking it out with the XX crowd for drone bits! They gotta start over on the Nyx I guess.

    Good Luck OWN.
    LOL

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    Without tech moons to embezzle, I am certain that teredrum will prove to be a levelheaded, fair leader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Without tech moons to embezzle, I am certain that teredrum will prove to be a levelheaded, fair leader.
    ahaha
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    haaa haaa haaa

    *wipes tears*

    oh god, you kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Without tech moons to embezzle, I am certain that teredrum will prove to be a levelheaded, fair leader.
    Are you suggesting that TeRedrum's current behavior is a result of technetium poisoning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Fuck You View Post
    Are you suggesting that TeRedrum's current behavior is a result of technetium poisoning?
    It suddenly becomes clear. Teredrum and Deagol1 only kept the technetium to themselves so that they could save their membership from poisioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    It suddenly becomes clear. Teredrum and Deagol1 only kept the technetium to themselves so that they could save their membership from poisioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    Smeagol1?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko V View Post
    Smeagol1?
    God damn it, I laughed so hard. Internets for you, sir.

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    The Mittani is literally Sauron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purrp View Post
    The Mittani is literally Sauron.
    Does that make Molle literally Gandalf?

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    DBRB is the fat homoerotic one, Sam I think.

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    They're both homoerotic.

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    Yes, but only one is both fat and homoerotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Yes, but only one is both fat and homoerotic.
    It's a fine distinction, but an important one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mittani View Post
    speaking of guardians of the flame of true gooniness, look at this amazing salastil post
    http://forums.somethingawful.com/ban...p?userid=60144 is the even better part of that post

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    Seleene is clearly Galadriel.

    It's unfortunate there are no transvestites I can think of in LOTR, so Galadriel will have to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko V View Post
    Seleene is clearly Galadriel.

    It's unfortunate there are no transvestites I can think of in LOTR, so Galadriel will have to do.
    Literally every single 'male' elf in LOTR is a transvestite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Fuck You View Post
    Literally every single 'male' elf in LOTR is a transvestite.
    Fair point.

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    So exited for tonight's defense fleet.

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    I want PL to know that I'm going to be fighting them with tooth and claw in my Ferox and then my Moa when I get blown up. BE READY FOR IT PL.

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    Laser thrasher with rainbow ammunition is a go.

    It'll be like a rave, but with more killing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Laser thrasher with rainbow ammunition is a go.

    It'll be like a rave, but with more killing.
    If only all raves came with more killing...

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    An EVE rave would be the best. It'd be like a weightwatchers meeting only with more hardcore techno and lasers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordo View Post
    An EVE rave would be the best. It'd be like a weightwatchers meeting only with more hardcore techno and lasers.
    Check previous fanfest videos for more 'world's fattest rave' clips

    Also more viking goatees than anywhere else, sometimes even on the 'ladies'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordo View Post
    An EVE rave would be the best. It'd be like a weightwatchers meeting only with more hardcore techno and lasers.
    Assuming you could hear anything over the heavy breathing and wheezing. Paramedics are standing by.

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    Assuming the alcohol and drugs let you notice the heavy breathing and/or whales in the vicinity, or that you even care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    Assuming the alcohol and drugs let you notice the heavy breathing and/or whales in the vicinity, or that you even care.
    I don't know, that asthmatic inhaler mist could be quite overwhelming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Fuck You View Post
    Are you suggesting that TeRedrum's current behavior is a result of technetium poisoning?
    Google shows this page as the 5th from top when you search "technetium poisoning"

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    Quote Originally Posted by purrp View Post
    The Mittani is literally Sauron.
    I always thought of him as Baron Harkonnen (Dune)
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    I always thought of him as Baron Harkonnen (Dune)
    That was DJ, there are photoshops around

    I think in the original Flight Of The Burkey (where Remedial is in essence the Baron) Mittani was supposed to be a very metro Piter De Vries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Laser thrasher with rainbow ammunition is a go.

    It'll be like a rave, but with more killing.
    I clearly go to better raves than you do.

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    Oh god, I've never seen such carnage.

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    WHERE IS THE FIGHTIN 54TH?

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    OWN i expect to be reimbursed for the noob ship i lost in defense of your CSAA POS

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    That was an expensive rigged Cormorant I lost I hope you're happy, OWN.

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    In a single fleet, the Deklein Coalition committed more ships to save OWN, than OWN has ever brought to a DC fleet.

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    I can't believe you shot my badger.

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    MY MOA BACKBONE

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    fuck why didn't you kill the jammer?! i wanted to see how many cynos you could get on 1 grid

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