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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    If you get good enough at shit posting you progress to the extreme, the shittiest of shit posting, the other side of which lies good posting. That close to this conceptual barrier between good and bad, boundary conditions prevail, nobody can tell the difference between posting that is very very shit and posting that is just that side of good.

    Keep this up for long enough and you acclimatize the rest of the forum population. You get to move the barrier. Cultural victory is had.
    I think I read about that in "A Brief History of Time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dental Floss View Post
    although it's a bit hard to move around quickly without being out of breath
    sounds like a fatty to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandofSatan View Post
    He and Securitas get neg-repped because of their awful posts, not because of ideological disagreements. I don't neg-rep the other Co2 posters. I want them to destroy -A-, ideologically. I actually like ED, they seem somewhat chill but Securitas has this "look at me!" vibe that = neg-rep.
    Securitas has actually gotten better recently, thanks to my tutelage in the art of ~goodposts~, although he does still have several hundred terrible posts to his name.
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    Shitposting and badposting are not the same, shitposting is a fine art whereas badposting is just plain bad

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    A bunch of rabies infested howlermonkeys throwing faeces around doesn't suddenly become art the second you take cover behind a canvas.

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    You never went to art school, this is a certainty.

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    i dont "get" art.

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    Only two groups of people do: people that went to art school and rich Gullible people.

    Sorry, i mean only one group 'gets' art.

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    rich Gullible people?


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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    Only two groups of people do: people that went to art school and rich Gullible people.

    Sorry, i mean only one group 'gets' art.
    [Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.

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    I fucking love Mondriaan

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    Only two groups of people do: people that went to art school and rich Gullible people.
    Three groups of people. You left out the dealers who talk up the first and milk the second. Still only one group that might "get" art though, but I'd question that. It's just product that needs to be moved to the middle-man and the more successful artists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    rich Gullible people?
    The phantom of my inconsistent capitalization strikes again!

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    I just enjoy looking at the pretty pictures...

    Does that make a bad person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    I just enjoy looking at the pretty pictures...

    Does that make a bad person?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    I just enjoy looking at the pretty pictures...

    Does that make a bad person?
    It makes you an enabler

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    It makes you an enabler
    Enabling what? Most artists would probably end up either being bums or working minimum-wage jobs if they couldn't be artists, so allowing them to shit on a canvas or what have you is hardly detrimental to society.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    I just enjoy looking at the pretty pictures...

    Does that make a bad person?
    Yes. You should be watching porn instead.
    [Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrador View Post
    Yes. You should be watching porn instead.
    Sometimes your dick just gets far too chafed for you to even consider it. You know what I mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    Sometimes your dick just gets far too chafed for you to even consider it. You know what I mean?
    you must train my young friend. When the males of my family reach that age, we use sandpaper as a lubricant until we are 20. Never will chaffing be an issue in my life again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dastommy View Post
    you must train my young friend. When the males of my family reach that age, we use sandpaper as a lubricant until we are 20. Never will chaffing be an issue in my life again
    Sandpaper + Thorax = ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swguru View Post
    Sandpaper + Thorax = ??
    phobos

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    Completely off topic but something i want to run by you guys, I'm thinking of manscaping my chest hair into a Christmas tree for my Christmas card i send my family.

    Your thoughts/suggestions?

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    take the cutting and try to transplant them onto your noggin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dastommy View Post
    Completely off topic but something i want to run by you guys, I'm thinking of manscaping my chest hair into a Christmas tree for my Christmas card i send my family.

    Your thoughts/suggestions?
    Trick question. Your avatar clearly shows that all your chesthair has gone into making organic sweaters.

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    save a sheep, shave your chest

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    Talk about rep is not classy, but I will say that I received more neg rep on this forum for a single backhanded diss of Ron Paul than for every other burn, troll and/or shitpost combined.

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    They see me poaaaastin they haaaaatin:


    http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...rent=MYREP.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manny View Post
    They see me poaaaastin they haaaaatin:


    http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...rent=MYREP.jpg
    In defense of the negreppers, if you are responsible for the bout of terrible first post -A- and co shitposters you DO deserve it.

    If you aren't then just remember hate is very close to love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    Enabling what? Most artists would probably end up either being bums or working minimum-wage jobs if they couldn't be artists, so allowing them to shit on a canvas or what have you is hardly detrimental to society.
    Most artists DO end up either being bums or working minimum-wage jobs. A single football team (futbol or futbol americano) probably has more people making money than the global "art" scene. Discounting musicians, I've never met a successful "artist," and I doubt many other people have either. The stupid flaming douchebags that you see on the internet making a crucified jesus out of feces or some other such crap to get attention aren't successful either, they're just crying out for attention like the kid crying in the corner at recess, and they get an afternoon of fame from the far-more-evil whores at the media outlets who know that you'll click through so you can get your superiority fix.

    I dunno where all this bitterness about "Artists" came from, but IMHO it's very mis-directed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks View Post
    Talk about rep is not classy, but I will say that I received more neg rep on this forum for a single backhanded diss of Ron Paul than for every other burn, troll and/or shitpost combined.
    What is it with the internet's love affair with Ron Paul? Libertarianism is a stupid fantasy, and I honestly have no idea why hordes of fat neckbeards started jerking off to this man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceship Man View Post
    What is it with the internet's love affair with Ron Paul? Libertarianism is a stupid fantasy, and I honestly have no idea why hordes of fat neckbeards started jerking off to this man.
    No way should niggers get to spend my tax dollars on KFC I need that money for anime wallscrolls and battle-ready katanas

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    sorry, that should read "for MORE anime wallscrolls and battle-ready katanas"

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    let me tell you about my Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto commemorative katana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks View Post
    let me tell you about my Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto commemorative katana

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    a traveling theater group who is out for revenge for the killing of the parents of the group's leader, and whose mysterious playwright likes to secretly help along events of history.
    I hadn't laughed so much in a good while.
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    All these [s]excellent[/s] threads from the past, it's great

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