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Balls in your court OWN. You'd best host an insane rat-vaganza + get your finest spin team on producing 50odd bill and an accompanying cover story for mysteriously missing ISK. Or are you sticking with "GOONS + TEST hang with IT, let's tell Vuk Lau and maybe he'll kill them all"? Let's just call that one the "ostrich solution."Originally Posted by Weaselior
One of whom is named ChristJesus. I imagine it going like this:
<niarTepaR> Jesus Christ THE ECONOMY!
<ChristJesus> What about it?
BREAKING: UN Inspectors find weapons of mass destruction in the systems of FO8M- and CU9-T0 in the Deklein region. More information will follow as this situation develops.
As UN Press Secretary, I can confirm that you are, in fact, a butt.
(I'm serious: check out my medals in-game. I'm a motherfucking press secretary).
Oh, for sure. It's what I would ask if I were the space decider. And if I were on the other side of that convo I too might posture about a bit and act big, you know - make a little show for my memberbase, then I'd hand over that API post fucking haste.
If he isn't, then why is he smelling like that?
Thats the smell of usury. All lawyers have it.
Are Own peons fully aware of the drama?
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A lot of them aren't. They've been ordered to mute TEST if seen in local and they get yelled at a LOT if they talk to TESTies (especially me).
That's just downright rude. If you came bearing gifts, I'd give you a hug. Even if it's smallpox blankies in your cargohold.
I wonder what Deagol1's real life political views are and if he realizes that he just made OWN into the North Korea of EVE.
[Yes, I realize this makes TEST into Canada, GSF the USA, and RAWR/RAZOR/ME Russia].
Edit: So I heard Deagol1 soloed a Vagabond in an Impairor on his first day in New Eden. All hail glorious leader!
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OWN are more like the Branch Davidians in our FREEDOMLAND.
We're trying to work hard on not fucking it up this time.
This only works if you tell Vuk that we're homosexuals
Oh hey 54th just got the F08M Station
wrong thread oops
why hasn't anyone commented about OWN higherups bragging about BS reimbursements at a time when literally everyone credible in Eve outside of special snowflake PL and their 'baddon fleets have abandoned the BS as ship of the line
i smell awesome
it's the 'escada pour homme', the original stuff, not the shitty replacement escada
that shit owns
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sup homme
Soldiers of Thunderstorm were out roaming in BS yesterday, for what it's worth
If Mittens were an RPer he would be gallente c/d
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
D, he would be a fascist Dark Elf dressed in all black with emo red spiders and coffins all over him.
Mittens is an RPer, and a RL kind too if I'm not mistaken. Shouldn't he be the laughingstock of Goonswarm?
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Mittens in LARP costume would literally make me die from laughter.
There comes a time in every eve player's career where he looks in the mirror and wonders if he can say to himself "Your a Varion".If you want to fight for something worth having then Your a Varion. If you look at 3 to 1 odds as a chance to make someone look bad... your a Varion. If you realize that you are a cut above the rest and that there is NOTHING in this game that you cant beat... your a Varion Commander.
"We never give up... we don't make excuses... and we never surrender. Hand outs are for the weak, Id rather fight for it. Bring on the endless flood of enemies... I got a lot of ammunition."
There are two basic parts to Varion, there are the combat pilots who eat/sleep/breath death. There are the Industry pilots, who will economically ravage you before you know what happened. Guns offer one type of pvp, industry offers up another. Trading, is its own form of pvp. Buy low sell high, Manipulate the uneducated who didn't know he actually had a diamond and not just a lump of excretion. There are no carebears in Varion. Even their industrialists have deadly claws. Varion is a Family; We protect our own, no matter the cost.
Corp Contact: RiseofFilth or Vespa Maru or Proclus Diadochu or SamuraiTsumo ';..;'
Ruke: (v.) Defines the badassness of Varion Galactic, because the word rule just doesn't cut it.
Varion Galactic just ruked that Titan with their T3 bro fucking cock fist.
Proclus Diadochu > VAR FLEETS!! "cuz we have girls on vent" lol
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If I forget thee, O Goonfleet dot com, let my right hand forget her typing.
We do have pictures of him larping, although given some of those also larping are fairly attractive the egg is possibly on your face too.
EDIT: Shit i just said he was gorgeous by association. Trying to find the pics now~
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I've got nothing against LARPers and hot nerdy chicks are always awesome, but the thought of an :internet spymaster: running around in full costume with a foam sword makes me crack the fuck up.
Do you have any idea how depraved you have to be to be the laughingstock of Goonswarm? If you're not straight up posting eve/FFVII slashfic or trying to sell fursonas for plex you're not even in the ballpark
I've seen the pictures of mittens in larping plate armor.
Sorry to say it, but he's literally a beautiful man. He's nowhere near as fat and ugly (thus goony) as darius johnson. Plus his descriptions of larping make it sound pretty fun.
^^^ Topical jabber leak:
That said he's no Frank "Pretty Boy" Frank.(9:44:31 PM) The Mittani: i need to get fat
(9:44:37 PM) The Mittani: so i can be a proper gs leader
(9:44:43 PM) The Mittani: i can't make orbit jokes :/
Indeed. Twigand Berries fucked a flask on one occasion and humped dbrb's leg naked on another and is merely sighed at and dismissed wearily as "trying too hard".
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That was the best mod challenge in gbs history.
I'm more of a burberry man, myself.
Also, I'm deeply, deeply sorry this turned into a mittens-thread. I should have known better.
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Actually, he runs around in some pretty cool looking plate armor with metal weapons and whacks other people with them.
Oh, how does one switch their wood to metal?
uh he looked ridiculous but hes not fat and hes not basement bound so hes still ahead of a majority of eve players
So, uh, you're a chav?
A good start is to not put wood in the top row.
We are digressing. (Mittens seems quite capable of derailing into other stuff himself without his fanclub doing their idolatry movements.) HurrDurrHurr could you please bring us back on track by posting some more of that hilarious OWN porn?
Touche.
A good start is to not put wood in the top row.
I guess. In the same way having legs makes me a table...
LOL, I can assure you he doesn't use metal weapons, and his plate (as stated before) is all black and covered in emo red spiders and coffins.
When Decimus Corp joined our primary concern was getting into good fleets for our members and for those of us who had poured love and work into the corp, taking the corp further then Empire Wardecs. We were not super concerned with owning Titans and moons. OWNs corp recruitment policy was lax (They didn't request any API's and didn't even request that we do the same for our own potential members until halfway through our stay in Deklein) and if they were half as shitty as they turned out to be, we'd at least be getting some 0.0 time under our belt as a corp and could hopefully springboard off of them. Unfortunately, as much as they sucked to be a simple average member, they were excruciating to be a directorate for. It was also sinking in even if having OWN on our resume meant something, it wouldn't by the time we proved ourselves to any other alliance. The two primary admins of the corp became almost completely disenfranchised with EvE as a whole. I just went back to empire to jew with my alts. Amongst ourselves, on our forums separate from OWN's, the general consensus was that we had joined a worthless ISK whoring alliance and mocked the participation of pilots, the communication skills of the fragmented, unreasonably demanding, and arrogant leadership of our OWN alliance.
The end result was a couple of us quitting playing EvE for any amount of time, but most of us just scattered, with a few of us telling OWN that they were the worst alliance we had ever had the misfortune to be a member of on our way out, and one of us singing "The Song That Never Ends" in Local for close to 35 mins.
Any suggestions any of our 0.0 experienced people had were shot down with non-sense, for the only reason I can imagine is that no one but "Leadership" were allowed to have good ideas. My favorite was after a fleet Ladel botched vs. the famous Sniper HAC gang in CU9. He screamed in vent at all members of the fleet for sucking so bad, then in the same breath bitched and moaned about spies knowing who was target caller as he was waylayed first, then the next target caller, then the next. I suggested in vent that it might be a good idea, as long as we know spies are present, that we put a target caller in a cloaky ship out of fleet so we'd have a target caller that can actually focus on calling targets instead of splodin' attempting to whore mails. The response I got was that cloaky target callers only work in small gangs. O.o
The OWN forum I'm still privy to (despite the fact that I haven't been affiliated with OWN or Decimus Corp since August) is inactive as hell. It's been that way since Decimus joined and really the only info on it that would be somewhat interesting to anyone is NC fleet op schedule's that no one in the alliance seems to read. That's unless one finds OWN people bickering about why their fleets suck so bad interesting. The best thing that ever happened in their forums was the link that lead me to this thread.
[QUOTE=Ragelle]...assumes OWN has owned all their systems and had them upgraded the entire time...
If I remember correctly. In the four months we were in OWN the only upgrades they had in the beginning I was aware of were the Military upgrades at peak in CU9 and FO8M. QPO got a one or two upgrades to max and 94- was upgraded from bottom to top in Military once the sovereignty window showed max level. I believe the Mining in F08M was upgraded to some degree as well around the same time. Not being a fan of staring at rocks, I don't know the details regarding mining upgrades or when they happened. It's been the same four systems since we joined in May (unless they have gained a fifth).
A sizable contingent of GoonSwarm Federation are Trad Games posters which is a forum in which play by post Shadowrun and WAR40k and D&D and GURPS and so forth takes place (Shadowrun is the best)
Last I checked several of our logistics guys were engaged in a Necromunda campaign there.
Also, I RP in EVE all the time
I also roleplay as Hratli Smirks
Maybe you should RP as a good poster instead
(preempting MpozoY)
I miss Necromunda. :-(
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Blood Bowl, and I do not mean the gay ass video game.
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Running across a field in plate armor and throwing yourself into other people in plate armor sounds pretty fun tbh.
Mittens has the best life
Dude, he plays EVE.Running across a field in plate armor and throwing yourself into other people in plate armor sounds pretty fun tbh.
Mittens has the best life
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