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    [B0RT] Montolio, Economic Hitman.
    Just watch it, soon enough IMF and WorldBank will hand out credits to OWN while OWN corps are forced to sell majority of stocks to TEST companies, eventually being taken over or exchanged with TEST-affiliated companies. OWN pilots will work longer and harder for less ISK for foreign corps while the socialdemocratic system turns into a military-dictatory due to assassination of influencial members of the OWN intelligencia and leadership circles.
    Furthermore will TEST be secretly funding the right-radical paramilitaric movement cOWNtra fighting the OWN gov, paid with ISK TEST got out of secret weapon deals with IT...
    Watch the beginning of the IT-cOWNtra affair...
    The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mittani View Post
    as the days go by the galaxy will watch with bated breath to see an attack from GSF which simply /will not happen/

    own could literally bend their members over a table and rape them every day and i will ignore their cries and not care so long as they show up on ops to help against ev0ke, i am not running a fucking humanitarian organization here even if TEST apparently is now in the refugee relief business

    in fact if own had slaves chained to computers forcing them at gunpoint to play eve online and someone posted pictures of the child-slave-eve-players with big sad brown eyes i'd grunt appreciatively and say 'good, they will be useful in the next campaign'
    Well, there you have it people, straight from the mouths of the planning committee: GSF will ignore the atrocious human rights violations committed by the illegitimate dictatorship on their southern border. Under the excuse of regional stability, they will turn a blind eye to the suffering of the poor OWN people, and take no action whatsoever to help. We all know what are GSF's real reasons for propping up this unfortunate regime: it's a convenient border buffer, and frankly, GSF doesn't want to deal with the OWN refugees in case of a regime collapse.

    I would be outraged by this, but GSF is much too important a trade partner to antagonize over what is, in the end, only a minor matter. TEST is thus limited to helping the poor people of OWN strictly through humanitarian aid and stealth propaganda campaigns. Regime change is unlikely, but the people of OWN must be educated of the inhumane conditions they are living under.

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    So far I've got...

    OWN leadership is jewing ISK from members and moons. TEST are airdropping rifters to help[???]. Phreeze is confused as I am. Kythren/IMF approves and awaits a chance to step in a jew for himself/itself per the norm.

    Can somebody please tell me wtf is really going on? I'm in the office for hours still...

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    Quote Originally Posted by indet View Post
    So far I've got...

    OWN leadership is jewing ISK from members and moons. TEST are airdropping rifters to help[???]. Phreeze is confused as I am. Kythren/IMF approves and awaits a chance to step in a jew for himself/itself per the norm.

    Can somebody please tell me wtf is really going on? I'm in the office for hours still...
    I think you got it right. We are helping to reimburse OWN's members from fleet ops because the directorate doesn't provide them with decent reimbursement. The issue has been OWN hasn't showed up to ops and we thought that we would help out our Dek Co Bros.

    Also, not sure why we care about Goons think. we are doing this for fun and I think goons forgot to how to fuck around and have fun inside eve.

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    This thread remind me of the goons of yore, but alas they are so :serious: now.
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    I'm leaking this because someone else would if I didn't.

    This was before the flotilla fleet set out, while the propaganda department was furiously making stupid posters and retarded videos:



    And during...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tez View Post
    A rifter in every hangar and a checkbox poll in every thread.
    Indeed.

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    Deagol1 > we ahve been with tcf and around for many years
    Deagol1 > you hvae been here 5 months
    Deagol1 > we earned what we have
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    Deagol1 > you will leanr you have to earn stuff not cry for it
    Laughed so hard about these parts. Being not as bad as Defi4nt isn't really an accomplishment to be proud of. But yeah, listen to the men, OWN have been good TCF pets for years, they have seen a lot of people earning their place and followed after.
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    Yah, too bad for OWN TCF doesn't run the show anymore. Poor guys.

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    def people over there getting all rich and shit

    clearly this is the first time this has happened, what should we do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mittani View Post
    as the days go by the galaxy will watch with bated breath to see an attack from GSF which simply /will not happen/

    own could literally bend their members over a table and rape them every day and i will ignore their cries and not care so long as they show up on ops to help against ev0ke, i am not running a fucking humanitarian organization here even if TEST apparently is now in the refugee relief business

    in fact if own had slaves chained to computers forcing them at gunpoint to play eve online and someone posted pictures of the child-slave-eve-players with big sad brown eyes i'd grunt appreciatively and say 'good, they will be useful in the next campaign'

    If we didn't raise an eyebrow over Battlestars' internal financial policies re: member fees I don't see why we'd get outraged about OWN's.

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    ITT people don't understand the purpose of the aid given to OWN. There are several theories that you can think about:

    1) OWN doesn't show up Dek Co ops because of the reimbursement. So naturally helping out means more participation
    2) Cause some internal Dek Co drama. Basically, making OWN corps know that their alliance has moons and makes isk and the directorate doesn't do enough to help the little guy.
    3) TEST fucking around to draw its member's attention from the 4chan issues

    I'm sure there are other theories, but i've given you a few. I think it has been said clear enough that no one is kicking OWN or taking their moons, so what conclusion you want to agree with or come up with is your decision. To be fair to OWN they are terrible so ignorance is bliss cliche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    def people over there getting all rich and shit

    clearly this is the first time this has happened, what should we do?
    ...Change your profile picture?

    Sorry, I'm making light of a serious matter.

    Clearly TEST should invade and displace the corrupt despots of OWN and create in their place a Utopia, a land overflowing with milk and honey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mittani View Post
    as the days go by the galaxy will watch with bated breath to see an attack from GSF which simply /will not happen/

    own could literally bend their members over a table and rape them every day and i will ignore their cries and not care so long as they show up on ops to help against ev0ke, i am not running a fucking humanitarian organization here even if TEST apparently is now in the refugee relief business

    in fact if own had slaves chained to computers forcing them at gunpoint to play eve online and someone posted pictures of the child-slave-eve-players with big sad brown eyes i'd grunt appreciatively and say 'good, they will be useful in the next campaign'
    Hmmmm

    The alliance stats are great, because it lets us relentlessly judge others in the most scabrous terms. It shows that WI are valuable partners, while TNT have been pretty consistent this week in turning up for our ops. There is a real stand-out figure here: see if you can spot it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kebb View Post
    Hmmmm

    The alliance stats are great, because it lets us relentlessly judge others in the most scabrous terms. It shows that WI are valuable partners, while TNT have been pretty consistent this week in turning up for our ops. There is a real stand-out figure here: see if you can spot it.
    This is entirely true. We had some serious issues with OWN's leadership and spent some time working with them to sort it out. This expended a lot of :words: and on my part. Once that was done, however, OWN began showing up on ops in decent numbers which pleased me. vOv
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    /me munches popcorn and waits for another NC "Civil War", again started by OWN.
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    This is one of the coolest things I've seen an alliance do to another friendly alliance. TEST is great justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou View Post
    (lolz as I'm probably only own dude on kugu)
    You'd be wrong sorry.

    I could defend my leaders here and say that in fact,from what Ive seen and heard within the last few years, we were pretty damn broke up until recently (basically when the first station was dropped,which was a huge thing for OWN seeing as though no one thought we'd ever be able to afford it.),and they did throw all our money at the 3 systems we were initially based in straight after Dominioinonioninon.But I havent logged in for a good three months now so we may in fact be rolling in jewgold and supercaps..I dont know.Doubtful.

    All I can honestly say is,thank God for the good people of TEST.Rifter drops are indeed awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckbeard View Post
    You'd be wrong sorry.

    I could defend my leaders here and say that in fact,from what Ive seen and heard within the last few years, we were pretty damn broke up until recently (basically when the first station was dropped,which was a huge thing for OWN seeing as though no one thought we'd ever be able to afford it.),and they did throw all our money at the 3 systems we were initially based in straight after Dominioinonioninon.But I havent logged in for a good three months now so we may in fact be rolling in jewgold and supercaps..I dont know.Doubtful.

    All I can honestly say is,thank God for the good people of TEST.Rifter drops are indeed awesome.
    I feel shortchanged after reading that post.
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    Deagol1 > we had a corp that was very loayal too us and we gave them a mon for many months
    Deagol1 > we have done that with a cou0ple corps
    That was us,(-Nx-), until they took it from us stating they need it for alliance purposes. http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Solar_Nexus. I can tell you that -NX- did control one Tech moon as I was responsible for babysitting the tower with the other two CEOs. The difference is on a corporate level we used the funds to pay for ship reimbursement on all ship classes for pilots in NX, bought company dreads for NC CTAs, purchased two company Rorquals and two orcas for industry, purchased two company JFs, and we funded all Jump fuel for cap pilots and transport of equipment by cap pilots being deployed for NC CTAs.

    And the other corp is http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Elite...Special_Forces. Which is one guy and his six alts.
    His notable serious fuck-ups include http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta...4967&scl_id=20 and many others b/c he had metric ton of isk at is disposal. Damage received (ISK): 34.62B(remember this is one guy) <----- taken from http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta..._id=1795364081. I also think he funds all of his accts with the isk and owns a nyx. I never seen him rat either.

    This trend may also be true that OWN CEOs pay for their accts with the isk. Strictly a rumor though and cannot be confirmed by any written proof.

    Furthermore this is just one many things that OWN leadership does to fuck over its members and the people truly responsible for keeping them in the NC, FCs & Pilots. On several occasions this little e-peen dictators would yank FCs from vent in the middle of target calling to bitch them out. This happened to one of my good friends and colleagues from another corp on two separate occasions. (his name will not be mentioned as courtesy)

    These jokers would also frequently be on Sisi fondling each other and posting kills from sisi on KB to make themselves feel better. In reality they were doing this Sisi crap all the time while their members were in midst of Max2 campaign losing everything they had to keep NC safe. Where was deagol and Red? Prob counting the stacks of isk and spinning billion isk T3s in CU9.

    And the CU9 station was participation with TCF where half was paid with OWN funds and the other half from TCF. So they effectively purchased 1.5 stations.

    I also have some serious good Forum p0rn of chat logs with them when NX and myself tried to place some accountability on them in February of this year. Only to be threatened to be kicked from alliance and ultimately I was forced to be silenced. But real good stuff that pretty much is identical convo as Montolio's. You will have to wait till I get home back to Texas from my business trip to get those logs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holick View Post
    That was us,(-Nx-), until they took it from us stating they need it for alliance purposes. http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Solar_Nexus. I can tell you that -NX- did control one Tech moon as I was responsible for babysitting the tower with the other two CEOs. The difference is on a corporate level we used the funds to pay for ship reimbursement on all ship classes for pilots in NX, bought company dreads for NC CTAs, purchased two company Rorquals and two orcas for industry, purchased two company JFs, and we funded all Jump fuel for cap pilots and transport of equipment by cap pilots being deployed for NC CTAs.

    And the other corp is http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Elite...Special_Forces. Which is one guy and his six alts.
    His notable serious fuck-ups include http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta...4967&scl_id=20 and many others b/c he had metric ton of isk at is disposal. Damage received (ISK): 34.62B(remember this is one guy) <----- taken from http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta..._id=1795364081. I also think he funds all of his accts with the isk and owns a nyx. I never seen him rat either.

    This trend may also be true that OWN CEOs pay for their accts with the isk. Strictly a rumor though and cannot be confirmed by any written proof.

    Furthermore this is just one many things that OWN leadership does to fuck over its members and the people truly responsible for keeping them in the NC, FCs & Pilots. On several occasions this little e-peen dictators would yank FCs from vent in the middle of target calling to bitch them out. This happened to one of my good friends and colleagues from another corp on two separate occasions. (his name will not be mentioned as courtesy)

    These jokers would also frequently be on Sisi fondling each other and posting kills from sisi on KB to make themselves feel better. In reality they were doing this Sisi crap all the time while their members were in midst of Max2 campaign losing everything they had to keep NC safe. Where was deagol and Red? Prob counting the stacks of isk and spinning billion isk T3s in CU9.

    And the CU9 station was participation with TCF where half was paid with OWN funds and the other half from TCF. So they effectively purchased 1.5 stations.

    I also have some serious good Forum p0rn of chat logs with them when NX and myself tried to place some accountability on them in February of this year. Only to be threatened to be kicked from alliance and ultimately I was forced to be silenced. But real good stuff that pretty much is identical convo as Montolio's. You will have to wait till I get home back to Texas from my business trip to get those logs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holick View Post
    stuff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks View Post
    If we didn't raise an eyebrow over Battlestars' internal financial policies re: member fees I don't see why we'd get outraged about OWN's.
    BTLS always had transparent wallets. Pretty sure the alliance also had a director api key to audit. They had no r64's and that was litteraly the only income beyond some shitty r32 reactions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holick View Post
    That was us,(-Nx-), until they took it from us stating they need it for alliance purposes. http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Solar_Nexus. I can tell you that -NX- did control one Tech moon as I was responsible for babysitting the tower with the other two CEOs. The difference is on a corporate level we used the funds to pay for ship reimbursement on all ship classes for pilots in NX, bought company dreads for NC CTAs, purchased two company Rorquals and two orcas for industry, purchased two company JFs, and we funded all Jump fuel for cap pilots and transport of equipment by cap pilots being deployed for NC CTAs.

    And the other corp is http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Elite...Special_Forces. Which is one guy and his six alts.
    His notable serious fuck-ups include http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta...4967&scl_id=20 and many others b/c he had metric ton of isk at is disposal. Damage received (ISK): 34.62B(remember this is one guy) <----- taken from http://own.killmail.org/?a=corp_deta..._id=1795364081. I also think he funds all of his accts with the isk and owns a nyx. I never seen him rat either.

    This trend may also be true that OWN CEOs pay for their accts with the isk. Strictly a rumor though and cannot be confirmed by any written proof.

    Furthermore this is just one many things that OWN leadership does to fuck over its members and the people truly responsible for keeping them in the NC, FCs & Pilots. On several occasions this little e-peen dictators would yank FCs from vent in the middle of target calling to bitch them out. This happened to one of my good friends and colleagues from another corp on two separate occasions. (his name will not be mentioned as courtesy)

    These jokers would also frequently be on Sisi fondling each other and posting kills from sisi on KB to make themselves feel better. In reality they were doing this Sisi crap all the time while their members were in midst of Max2 campaign losing everything they had to keep NC safe. Where was deagol and Red? Prob counting the stacks of isk and spinning billion isk T3s in CU9.

    And the CU9 station was participation with TCF where half was paid with OWN funds and the other half from TCF. So they effectively purchased 1.5 stations.

    I also have some serious good Forum p0rn of chat logs with them when NX and myself tried to place some accountability on them in February of this year. Only to be threatened to be kicked from alliance and ultimately I was forced to be silenced. But real good stuff that pretty much is identical convo as Montolio's. You will have to wait till I get home back to Texas from my business trip to get those logs..
    Actually, we weren't "given" a valuable Tech moon. We were given a random moon before the MoonGoo changes which happened to be Technetium (i'm sure they didn't look into what would be valuable). Anyway, the day Tech prices went up our corp was harrassed by certain members of OWN leadership on a daily basis regarding how GREEDY our corp was and how we didn't deserve the moon, and how they deserved it because they spent so much time on the alliance and they never got anything. I guess 6 tech moons to themselves wasn't enough...

    Not to mention NX was the corp doing a lot of the FCing, all the alliance recruiting, and most of the logistics work for the whole alliance. Of course, when OWN hit 1500 members i guess they thought they did all the work and thought we didn't deserve a single tech moon dispite leading the alliance killboard for 9 months. Not to mention during IT's invasion of the North NX did the majority of the pvp work. Needless to say, when OWN Corp decided it would only be fair to have all the tech moons in lower Deklein (i mean hey, fair is fair amirite?) we just gave it to them without discussion and left the alliance quietly - no drama llama duck. After we left of course we recieve some hugely flaming emo-ragin eve mails on how we used them for isk even though all the tech moon isk went right back into the alliance. Some bull crap like that I can't even remember. To be honest, I'm pretty sure those ratords aren't even reacting all the moons - or at least they weren't... i digress.

    Fact of the matter is Dreddit is trolling a bit but they're hilarious and completely right. The leadership in OWN has no interest in being a powerhouse or PVPing and their main goal is to make isk and to build titans for themselves even though they have no way of defending them.

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    To be fair, no corps in goonswarm have tech moons either. or prom, or dyspro, or neo.

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    Doesn't really matter who "owns" the moon but where the money is going.

    Anyway, good one TEST, a nice mixture of lols, annoying the OWN directorate and actually doing some good at the same time. Spread the unreasonable belief that members should have some idea where the alliances income is going. It sounds like the amount of skimming happening at the OWN directorate level is fairly impressive.

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    Actually, we weren't "given" a valuable Tech moon. We were given a random moon before the MoonGoo changes which happened to be Technetium (i'm sure they didn't look into what would be valuable). Anyway, the day Tech prices went up our corp was harrassed by certain members of OWN leadership on a daily basis regarding how GREEDY our corp was and how we didn't deserve the moon, and how they deserved it because they spent so much time on the alliance and they never got anything. I guess 6 tech moons to themselves wasn't enough...

    Not to mention NX was the corp doing a lot of the FCing, all the alliance recruiting, and most of the logistics work for the whole alliance. Of course, when OWN hit 1500 members i guess they thought they did all the work and thought we didn't deserve a single tech moon dispite leading the alliance killboard for 9 months. Not to mention during IT's invasion of the North NX did the majority of the pvp work. Needless to say, when OWN Corp decided it would only be fair to have all the tech moons in lower Deklein (i mean hey, fair is fair amirite?) we just gave it to them without discussion and left the alliance quietly - no drama llama duck. After we left of course we recieve some hugely flaming emo-ragin eve mails on how we used them for isk even though all the tech moon isk went right back into the alliance. Some bull crap like that I can't even remember. To be honest, I'm pretty sure those ratords aren't even reacting all the moons - or at least they weren't... i digress.

    Fact of the matter is Dreddit is trolling a bit but they're hilarious and completely right. The leadership in OWN has no interest in being a powerhouse or PVPing and their main goal is to make isk and to build titans for themselves even though they have no way of defending them.
    But... why male models?

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    At 02:41 EVE Time today, the United Nations convened for the second meeting of this week involving the current crisis in OWN Alliance space. Today, a vote was passed to contact an economic expert to provide us with an approximate evaluation of the worth of infrastructure currently being exploited by OWN Alliance's dictatorship. This resulted in a nonbinding United Nations referendum requesting OWN Alliance to co-operate in providing a detailed record of their resource extraction, processing revenue and expenditures that span the previous two fiscal quarters.

    Deagol1 > lol do i care what you think?

    As such, the United Nations passed a closed-doors vote less than twelve hours ago (213-2: United States and Israel the negative parties) to contact and deploy a forensic economic analyst to investigate the financial and industrial development of the region, and supply the United Nations International Finance Committee with an estimated audit of their revenues, expenditures, and unused or missing infrastructure and/or resources.

    The United Nations would like to ensure the citizens of OWN Alliance that the receipt of this information will be used exclusively in our efforts to aid the average citizen of OWN Alliance. The Test Alliance Please Ignore aid flotilla has already received large outpourings of thanks from the citizens of OWN for providing food, water and medical supplies. As the first evening of aid reached the end of its operating timeline, a Test Alliance Please Ignore infrastructure development flagship was deconstructed through the use of remotely deployed demolition charges to provide construction equipment for the refugee camp currently being assembled along the outskirts of the CU9 capital.

    It has also come to the attention of the United Merit Association of Deklein (which will hereby be referred to as UMAD) that a new crisis has emerged since the deployment of the Test Alliance Please Ignore aid flotilla into OWN Alliance space. Since the active deployment of the flotilla, UMAD has concluded that the wave of corruption accompanying the distribution of aid has elevated to a severity surpassing UMAD's pre-deployment assessment, with rumours of bribery and political maneuvering spreading throughout the nation as the country's leadership attempts to disconnect all communication infrastructure to the surrounding nations.

    Deagol1 > Please block all test alliance if you see them in local.

    The United Nations is strongly encouraging all nations to be transparent with their financial information, and to develop themselves to the best of their ability to support their citizen population. The increasing rumours of gross mismanagement of funds, as well as the recent political turmoil and corruption within the developing nation has led us to believe that this audit is necessary to ensure the future social and political stability of OWN Alliance and its populace.

    The United Nations also would like to take this opportunity to ensure the people of OWN Alliance that there will be no hostile military action to threaten the sovereignty of their nation, and that any United Nations vessels within OWN Alliance borders are nonmilitary vessels. These aid vessels are clearly marked in their external registrar as United Nations aid vessels, and will contain only aid supplies for distribution.

    Appended to this press release is a document containing the results of the audit carried out by the forensic economic analyst. Please examine this document at your leisure.

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/ownisk

    Deagol1 > your a dick



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    For the price of just one rifter a day, you too can sponsor a starving OWN pilot. These poor players don't even have the opportunity to go on ops, a right that Western Deklein takes for granted every day.

    Call 1-800 OWN UMAD for your free information package.

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    This is a conversation I have had with one of many OWN CEOs & Directors regarding internal OWN policies. Just one of the more interesting conversations.

    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:14:31 ] Montolio > Anyways, any financial information you can provide about the alliance would also be appreciated
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:14:39 ] Montolio > We are putting together a spreadsheet to track OWN ISK as best we can
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:15:07 ] Longtime Luver > i know whats happening with the isk but i cant prove it
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:17:57 ] Longtime Luver > they are paying off members in the NC for preferencial treatment. hey are even paying members in own alliance for intel on their respective corps. even one of my guys is on their payroll. i dont really see the point of all this but the own alli.......
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:19:06 ] Longtime Luver > .......leadership are paranoid and distrustful of everyone and totalitarian to boot
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:21:51 ] Longtime Luver > however
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:22:06 ] Montolio > lol okay
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:22:29 ] Montolio > Are you guys happy in OWN?
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:23:44 ] Longtime Luver > no. like i said the alliance leadership are pritty totalitarian
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:38:10 ] Longtime Luver > i can read the writing on the wall. OWN will not be in dek much longer imho. my second in command doesn't see it this way though
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:01 ] Montolio > How does he see it?
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:18 ] Longtime Luver > he is on the own payroll
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:23 ] Montolio > haha
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:34 ] Longtime Luver > =P
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:35 ] Montolio > OWN Payroll, I don't even know how to react to that
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:39:43 ] Longtime Luver > word
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:40:04 ] Longtime Luver > needless to say i dont like the way thing are run over here
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:42:06 ] Montolio > I wouldn't either
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:42:12 ] Montolio > It sounds like you guys are paying money for basically nothing
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:42:24 ] Montolio > Membership dues for what? Access to the space?
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:42:28 ] Longtime Luver > the own leadership tryed to have me replaced about 2 weeks ago and were going to have my second in command perform the deed
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:43:00 ] Longtime Luver > no pvp awards at the end of the month. though the #'s dont add up. we get payed however
    ?[ 2010.10.09 00:43:24 ] Longtime Luver > we as a corp
    Where is the 115b ISK OWN?

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    Troll op uncovers massive scam conspiracy. Holy shit.

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    WTF? Sounds like my ex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibo Matto View Post
    WTF? Sounds like my ex.
    My ex steals all my internet spaceship money, too. Gotta get those kids into Nyxes, you know.

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    this was actually a fun thread to read. test are pretty awesome.

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    I, for one, am appalled. Keep shining the light of truth valiant Testies.

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    sign me up for the OWN payroll, TIA

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    Will sell information for one (1) personal tech moon, send inquiries to Strabo44 ingame tia

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    For the small fee of around 45b isk, I will happily tell you what the goonswarm directorate thinks of this.

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    GSF FC supports the humanitarian relief currently going out to all the poor OWN pilots:

    5 Million Isk to every logistics ship that leaves on time, 2 million to every Rifter, and 2 mil for anyone who comes from OWN (I hear they don't give reimbursements and that sucks).

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    This campaign is the best thing players came up with in EVE for a long time. It might very well start a trend of leadership considering very carefully wether or not you put some more effort into hiding the fact you are scamming your alliance.

    Anyway, I love this.

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    so when are the troops going in to make it right now that red cross cant do shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    so when are the troops going in to make it right now that red cross cant do shit
    UN troops never actually shoot anything, they just sit about and get killed by the first 8 year old to come along with a rusty AK

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    There are certain advantages to spying on your own side, if that is what OWN are doing:

    1) It's easier
    2) You don't have to learn German (alternately bitterness for spying on NCdot)
    3) Lets face it, the main threat to holding space in the NC is NC full members deciding you are crap and kicking you rather than anything ev0ke or NCdot could do.

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    Someone has to look out for the poor, defenseless, and impoverished pilots of New Eden. I'm proud to say that I'm part of the alliance that's dedicated to doing just that. All Hail Test Alliance!

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