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Thirsty owns as usual
'For once, it's not crocodiles that are traumatising residents of the Top End ... it's randy poltergeists. A Northern Territory woman is reportedly adamant she was attacked while she slept - by a "horny ghost". Jennifer Mills-Young of Durack, near Darwin, said a ghost she calls Kevin tried to drag her out of her bed. She told her local newspaper, The Northern Territory News, that during her ordeal she was stern with Kevin - she told him he was not welcome in her bed and that he should leave and close the door behind him. Her story prompted the headline "Horny ghost Kev spooks housewife" - Sydney Morning Heral"I was asleep .... [and] I woke up when someone grabbed my wrist. I thought, 'Hmmm, hubby wants a bit of romance', when I suddenly remembered he wasn't even at home. The moment I opened my eyes, the grip was gone and the room was empty. I yelled at Kevin that he was not welcome in my bedroom and that he couldn't come into bed with me. I told him to f--- off and to close the door behind him. A moment later I saw how the bedroom door was closed. I jumped up and locked it - not that it makes much of a difference when you're dealing with a ghost"
maybe she was dreaming
Confirming that grabbing a woman's wrist isn't the best way to get laid... Learned that one the hard way.
Biting them on the arse however works a treat - nvr mind the odd slap. True Story.Originally Posted by Thirsty McDrinkerston
They live in medium to large groups, usually with one dominant male. Males do not hold the dominant position for long in a group, with the average being about 18 months. Adolescent males who are expelled from the group sometimes form 'bachelor' packs. These packs, after a time, start to harass the group that expelled them, and challenge the alpha for leadership of the pack. If an attack by a bachelor pack is successful and they are able to kill the alpha, they will engage in a power struggle, where first all of the infants fathered by the previous alpha are killed.
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- hooray, used underwear for everyone. I don't about you, but you better be damn sure those are your panties.'A motorbike taxi driver caught red-handed with a bag full of used bras and panties was later found in possession of thousands of women's undergarments at his home. After arresting 46-year-old Phanu Phloisuwan on September 26, Samut Prakarn City police found a trove of more than 5,000 undergarments, mostly stolen from washing lines over a two-year period. Most of the items were found hanging from walls inside Mr Phanu's apartment, while others were scattered in piles on the floor. Still more were stuffed into plastic bottles. After his arrest, Mr Phanu told police that the sight of women's underwear sexually aroused him, so he stole them and used them for "sexual gratification".
'The hero that ended Mr Phanu's spree was Chuchat Dulyaphatson, the ladyboy village headman of Village 3 in Tambon Thaibanmai. After receiving numerous reports of panty theft from young women in the area, Mr Chuchart handed Mr Phanu over to police on September 26. Mr Phanu told police that some of the underwear was given to him, some he bought himself and the rest was snatched from washing lines outside apartment blocks and rental homes in the neighborhood. Mr Chuchart said he went to investigate after hearing reports of stolen underwear from teenage girls, students and night workers. On the morning of September 26, Mr Chuchart was searching the neighborhood with a police officer when he noticed Mr Phanu acting suspiciously. When they opened the suspect's bag, they found it full of women's underwear. Samut Prakarn City Police Deputy Superintendent Somphon Wongsrisoonthorn said Mr Phanu will be charged with theft. Mr Chuchart is asking any women in the area who have lost underwear to come forward to inspect the panty haul and see if their undergarments are among those swiped by Mr Phanu' - Phuket Gazette
Will they wash them first?
That went way over my head. Perhaps I'm not jaded, decadent or perverted enough to understand the significance but perhaps someone who is can explain.Still more were stuffed into plastic bottles.
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Mr. Phanu Phloisuwan is apparently very passionate about his hobbies.
We saved this one until Friday morning, dear reader, knowing that you would need the entire weekend to shower after reading it. Back in 2008, 29-year-old Donald Denney Jr., known as "The Hard Hat Bandit," was convicted in a series of bank robberies in California...
He was sent to a federal pen in Florence, Colorado. But he didn't want to spend his 7-year sentence sitting around when he could be earning top dollar in the prison heroin trade.
So he got on the horn with his dad, and together the plotted to smuggle heroin into the joint. The plot: Donald Denney Sr. would shove a golf-ball size bag of black tar in his ass to get through prison security. Then, when father and son met, he would somehow pull the heroin out unnoticed, stick in his mouth, then kiss his son to make the transfer. They expected to pull in $10,000 each.
Apparently they believed that A) guards wouldn't notice the elder Denney fooling around with his ass and B) no one would think it weird when father and son began to French kiss in the visitor's area and C) neither would wretch at the scent of a 56-year-old's ass being stuck in their mouth.
Fortunately, our two morons avoided enduring all this when they were nabbed before the crime could take place. It seems our mopes didn't know that prison officials occasionally listen in on inmates calls. The cops were onto them more than two months before they decided to pull off their non-hygienic caper.
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/...rons_of_th.php
LOL... that is a good one.
Not so much media watch as allied to it. Honesty is golden.
http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Li...?JobID=1204231
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fuck I am right there, but at least I don't have to be in Oregon for long hours and shitty pay... I'll stay in Whale's Vagina
Me Like, Me Like'Hotel corporation is being sued by a female guest who allegedly found a male hotel working wearing her panties, skirt and high-heeled shoes. Dayanara Fernandez, 36, claims she stumbled upon Oscar Garcia-Franco wearing her clothes during her stay at a Hyatt hotel in Deerfield, Illinois, in June. Ms Fernandez said she entered her room to discover Garcia-Franco with an "unusual expression on his face" and uttered the words "me like, me like" - referring to the skirt and high heels. Ms Fernandez claims Garcia-Franco then ran into the bathroom while she quickly gathered up her luggage. Garcia-Franco hadn't closed the bathroom door and Ms Fernandez claims she then noticed he was wearing her panties. According to the complaint filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court, Ms Fernandez said Garcia-Franco shouted, "Don't tell, don't tell". In July Garcia-Franco faced criminal charges of disorderly conduct over the incident and plead guilty. He was sentenced to 90 days of court supervision and ordered to pay a US$187 ($192) fine' - News.com.au
I want to puke. PoopBelmont, Mass. — A Belmont woman faces multiple charges, including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, after allegedly throwing a feces-filled bag through a car window and striking the face of a man she claims was speeding.
According to a police report, an officer on Oct. 1 met with a Belmont man who stated he was driving down Stone Road the previous morning when an object came through his open window and hit him in the face. He soon realized the projectile was “a flying bag of dog feces that splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car,” the report said.
The day before, on Sept. 30, an officer was dispatched to Stone Road to take a report from a woman about a speeding complaint. The woman reported she was walking her dog down Stone Road and threw a bag at a dark-colored sedan that was allegedly speeding down Stone Road, almost hitting a person on a bicycle.
The woman told police she ran to hid in a neighboring yard after throwing the bag, which she admitted was filled with feces, because the vehicle remained in the area.
Police were unable to locate the vehicle after the incident, and have not yet determined whether the man was speeding, according to Lt. Rick Santangelo, a spokesman for the department.
“Even if he was, that person could have lost control of the vehicle and there could have been a tragedy,” Santangelo said, adding there are other, better ways to handle speeding situations. “People need to control their immediate impulse to take action in a situation like this. The best course of action in a situation like that would be to get the license plate number and call police with a description of the vehicle and direction of travel.”
The woman is being charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, vandalism to property and disorderly conduct, Santangelo said.
best part is she was the one who called the cops.
wow.'A Duke University student, Karen Owen, has become an internet hit after a graphic "PowerPoint presentation" was leaked detailing her sex conquests with more than a dozen men. The 22 year-old graduate produced the unofficial "senior honours thesis" on her alcohol-fuelled sexual flings, mostly with male athletes from the Duke Lacrosse team. The 42 page PowerPoint Presentation, titled "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics", describes her "subjects" in almost scientific detail.
'Each of her 13 lovers are named and pictured - sometimes partially naked - while intimate details are also revealed. She details their "pros" and "cons" and ranks their sexual prowess out of 10 in coloured charts and an "official f---" list. The brutally frank "kiss and tell" - submitted to the "Department of Late-Night Entertainment in partial fulfilment of the requirements for a Degree in Tempestuous Frolicking" - was originally meant as a joke when emailed to three friends after she graduated in May. But it was subsequently leaked to the university's 14,000 student population before becoming a global viral hit' - The Daily Telegraph
lawl
thirsty you never disappoint
That chick from Duke isn't even that attractive, but I have heard from someone who went to school there aren't many attractive ladies on the campus.
I read the entire "thesis". Quite entertaining.
Also entertaining was all the conservatives getting worked up about this and calling her a whore and irresponsible and shameful when it's really nothing worse than what guys say to each other about women. Double standards ftw?
ok this is an old story by a few days, but it still makes me rub my eyes. Is there something in there?'A woman in Arizona mistakenly used glue instead of eye drops after confusing the two products' 'nearly identical' bottles. Irmgard Holm, who had cataract surgery a year ago, realised immediately that something was wrong when she experienced a burning sensation in her eye. According to KSAZ-TV, she was reaching for what she thought was one of her half-dozen eye drop medications when the mix-up happened. Irmgard tried washing out the glue at first, but the 'quick-drying' product did exactly what it said on the bottle and promptly sealed her eye shut. When she got to hospital, staff cut off the hardened glue covering her eye and, when her eye had opened, washed out the remainder to prevent major damage' - Metro
THE sister of pop star Mika underwent emergency surgery yesterday after the 50ft fall that left her impaled on railings.
Stylist Paloma Penniman, 28, remained in a stable but critical condition after operations on her abdomen and legs.
Mika, 27, called 999 after she fell from a window ledge three floors up at her home in posh Kensington, West London, on Sunday.
The pair had earlier been out to dinner and police are not treating the incident as suspicious.
Paloma - who sang backing vocals on Mika's last album - is being treated at the Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel, East London, where her family is keeping a vigil.
Beirut-born Mika, 27 - real name Michael Penniman - has two other sisters and a brother.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-railings.html
1 sek you are having the time of your life sipping on champagne sitting in a window sill.
2 seks later your impaled all over your body. Life is fickle.
There are some unanswered questions.
Did she throw her self out , just had enuff of Mika music ?
A fight over the mascara gone horribly wrong ?
Guess we have to wait until she wakes up.
It was the railings, they did it m'lud
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i can't find it now but yesterday the daily mail felt it necessary to illustrate her fall by taking a picture of the street and drawing a giant red arrow between the window and fence.
Given its the daily Mail, i expect to hear of a string or articles telling us how falling on railings can give you cancer and how Immigrants are somehow responsible for this; presumably inbetween stealing your job and sponging off benefits in the council house that you should have got.
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I don't want to live in a society where a wolverine can't walk down the street with an 18-inch dildo screaming that everyone is going to die. "the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public" I would say that an 18-inch dildo means that he is definitely a danger to himself.A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants. According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw Alen Spahic, 26, walking with a large bulge coming from the waistband of his pants around 1:20 a.m. Friday. The officer said Spahic was wearing sunglasses and had his hands wrapped tightly around his body, as if he was holding a large object in his jacket. According to arrest records, the officer patted Spahic down for weapons and found an 18-inch sex toy and lubricants. Police said Spahic was shouting obscenities, said that everyone was going to die and that he was a wolverine. Police also said Spahic had "pinpoint pupils." According to arrest records, the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public. Spahic is charged with public intoxication and second-degree disorderly conduct' - MSNBC
tld;dr, man squeezes bum while drunk, get put on sex offenders register alongside rapists and paedophiles.
What this means is whenever he moves home, he has to inform all neighbors within a certain distance that he is a sex offender. Whatever career or hopes for employment he has are fucked. He cant work with any group or subsection of the public deemed to be 'at risk'
http://swns.com/teenager-who-squeeze...er-120940.html
Boozy Sam Peters, 19, grabbed her buttocks with both hands and ”squeezed hard and then laughed”.
She arrested him and took him to a police station, where he brazenly told cops: ”Girls do it to me all the time and I don’t cry about it.”
Peters admitted touching a woman in a sexual way without consent when he appeared at Worcester Magistrates Court on Monday.
The court heard Peters groped the officer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, at 2.30am on September 26.
He told the court he had downed more than 10 cans of lager and vodka and was ”paralytic”.
Sarah Stock, prosecuting, said the officer had just finished assisting colleagues who were dealing with an incident in Lowesmoor, Worcester.
As she returned to her patrol car a group of men and woman walk towards her.
Mrs Stock said: ”As they walked past, the defendant firmly grabbed her buttocks with both hands, squeezed hard and then laughed.”
She added that after he was arrested and interviewed by officers he told them: ”Girls do it to me all the time and I don’t cry about it.”
The court heard the female officer had been distressed by the incident because it had been witnessed by members of the public and her colleagues.
Paul Stanley, defending, said Peters did not understand how serious his actions had been, saying it was a ”high-spirited offence”.
He said: ”It was totally out of character.
”It was a high spirited offence which has caught him cold in relation to the Sexual Offences Act.”
Magistrates adjourned the case and bailed Peters ordering him to return on November 5 for sentencing.
Peters, from Tolladine, Worcester, was warned he faced a community order and would have to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register.
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Man commits sexual assault and gets put on a list of people who have committed sexual assault? Shocking.
Don't get me wrong, I hate those lists - especially since they'll nab people who were streaking or urinating in public or who were shagging with their curtains open by mistake. It fucks over a lot of people for generally dumb reasons. But if you're drunk enough to sexually assault a police officer in uniform (someone whose job it is to arrest people for committing sexual assault) you are retarded.
?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"
Was bloody funny though.
But on another note:
Vuk Lau was SERIOUS!!!!Serb police clash with anti-gay rioters Jovana Gec And Dusan Stojanovic
October 11, 2010
.AP
Serbian riot police fought running battles on Sunday with thousands of far-right supporters who hurled Molotov cocktails and stun grenades to try to disrupt a gay pride march in Belgrade.
More than 140 people were hurt and more than 200 were arrested, officials said.
Thousands of police officers sealed off the streets in the capital where the march took place, repeatedly clashing at several locations with rioters who tried to burst through security cordons.
Advertisement: Story continues below Several parked cars were set on fire or damaged, shop windows were broken, garbage containers were overturned and streets signs destroyed. Several shops were looted before police restored peace late in the afternoon.
The anti-gay rioters also fired shots and threw Molotov cocktails at the headquarters of the ruling pro-Western Democratic Party, setting the building's garage on fire. The state TV building and the headquarters of other political parties were also attacked, with many windows shattered by stones.
Protesters chanting "death to homosexuals!" hurled bricks, stones, glass bottles and stun grenades at riot police. Police responded by firing tear gas and deploying armoured vehicles to disperse the protesters, who remained in the heart of the capital even after the brief pride march ended.
Interior Minister Ivica Dacic said police estimated that 6000 rioters faced 5600 policemen. He praised the police "for preventing even more serious bloodshed".
That is surreal.
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He squeezed someone arse while very drunk and now his life is fucked.
Do the math here and tell me whether the victim or the perp comes out of this worst, or even close, because i have some crazy idea that punishment should be in some way equivalent to the crime being committed.
The law is an ass; dont squeeze it.
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Whats the source of all this anti fairy sentiment in Serbia, is it religious, cultural....?
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'A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop - to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through. First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.
"They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin. "We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily," said Yin. "So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men. But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward" - Metro
Interesting. I read that exact article, word for word identical, in a student paper today. :superleuth:
I'd bring a Taser.
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U.K. pizza chain trains employees to flirt
A British pizza chain hopes to cook up higher sales by encouraging its employees to flirt with customers.
According to the London Telegraph, the chain has hired classically trained actor Karl James to teach flirting and the art of small talk to its employees in an attempt to get them to enjoy their dining experience and open up their wallets more.
The chain is ubiquitous in tony neighbourhoods in and around London. Known for trying non-conventional marketing tactics, the chain made news for selling pizzas with a hole in the middle as a low-calorie menu option.
"With social media and texting reducing our face-to-face interaction, Pizza Express has enlisted the help of a conversational expert who is incorporating flirting and unique conversation techniques … into its new staff training scheme to help completely redefine the restaurant experience for customers," a source inside the company said.
James heads The Dialogue Project, a professional school that helps people master the art of conversation. His other clients reportedly include consumer products conglomerate Unilever and the BBC.
The workshops are being held in advance of the opening of the chain's latest concept restaurant, called The Living Lab, set to open in the southwest London suburb of Richmond on Oct. 21.
"We're experimenting with just about everything, from design and acoustics to service and food," the company says of the new concept. "[We want] to understand the components of a great conversation, and how to create the right conditions to have one."
Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/201...#ixzz12HJaOcOt
Combined with teaching guys to flirt with customers...this couldn't possibly go wrong.the chain made news for selling pizzas with a hole in the middle as a low-calorie menu option.
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Great place for a non-threatening first date
I need a link to this Ranma 1/2 bullshit.
?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/843781-...nd-men-to-date
metro is run by the daily mail
Help me out on this, I am from the US.
Daily Mail is a mainstream rag of a newspaper, the same corporation that owns it owns numerous other news outlets.
Metro and several other smaller niche (?) papers are syndicated, you can find the same stories in them.
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Maybe the one on the right.
?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"
I bet you if you take off those masks their grills are all fucked up.. Like Shane McGowan fucked up
Still working on learning these British rags. At least this one sort of helpful.'My eyes often pop when I read the Daily Star. And they certainly did this morning when I saw this front page. Could it be true? The Chilean mine to be a theme park? I noted the claim that it was an initiative by the Chilean Tourist Board and moved on, surprised that the story had not emerged during my extensive watching of the BBC, Sky News and CNN. But the website Tabloid Watch, ever vigilant, did not move on. It traced the source of the Star's exclusive to a site called... wait for it... The Spoof. The Star splash is simply a lift from an item on The Spoof, headlined Chile miner site to be turned into a theme park. But the Star (prop: Richard Desmond) missed a real scoop from that spoof piece. It claimed a Chilean miner diet book was being prepared so that obese people could lose enough weight to take trips down the mine shaft via the Pegasus 2 capsule (that should be Phoenix 2, or even Fenix 2, but it is a spoof after all)' - The Guardian.
Speaking of Pizza Delivery Guys, this happened near me;
Two people were caught a little later, read more; http://kbkw.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=2052Hoquiam, WA - A Pizza delivery gone wrong yesterday in Hoquiam, yesterday evening a Pizza Hut employee was delivering a pizza to a home in the 500 block of third street. The child who answered the door said his mother was in the shower and would be out to pay the man soon. The child then closed the door and the delivery man patiently waited about 30 minutes before contacting authorities. Hoquiam Police arrived and discovered that the home was vacant, and that the child AND the pizza appeared to have escaped out the back door. The investigation continues into the case of the "Backdoor Bandit."
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/heal...alk-organisersNew Zealand's brain injury charity says it didn't mean to cause offence by planning a "zombie walk" to raise money for victims of brain damage.
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An irate woman who stripped outside a Sheboygan bar claiming she was about to give birth was in fact not pregnant, authorities said in a criminal complaint filed Monday.
Kyla J. Brumley, 28, of 1403 Weeden Creek Road, is charged with two misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and one count of misdemeanor resisting an officer.
According to the complaint:
Brumley was on her back on the sidewalk — naked from the waist down — when police arrived about 2:30 a.m. Monday, the complaint said. She was outside Rehab Bar & Grill, 1450 S. Eighth St., with a bouncer who said she had suddenly ripped off her pants and underwear.
Brumley refused to answer questions from police, instead yelling, “Get it out,” and referencing pain in her genital area. She continued to roll around on the ground as others tried to cover her.
Officers, observing no evidence Brumley was pregnant or in labor, handcuffed her and took her to an area hospital, where staffers confirmed she was not pregnant. At the hospital Brumley continued to yell, physically lash out at those around her and refuse attempts to cover her lower half.
http://deskofbrian.com/2010/10/shebo...h-not-pregnant
We need more women like this
Or more women like this
'A gentleman's hair salon Down Under has found a novel way to boost business - all its lady hairdressers are topless. The idea for Hotcuts came from Polish-born owner Wojtek Wasilewski, 26. But it took him 18 months to find four girls, hairdressers, who were willing to go semi naked as they brandished their scissors. Wojtek said: "I wanted to make the salon like a gentlemen's club. Business is booming. The phone has been ringing off the hook. I'm not surprised. They are stunning girls" - Metro
Http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-killer.htmlHe was a square-jawed Canadian Air Force officer with a brilliant future, a man entrusted with flying prime ministers and Queen Elizabeth II. On Monday, he was exposed as a double murderer with a shocking fetish for girls' panties
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