this conversation needs a little more sand in vagina to become interesting.
but you may proceed for now.
(also deklein coalition is how you troll tcf)
this conversation needs a little more sand in vagina to become interesting.
but you may proceed for now.
(also deklein coalition is how you troll tcf)
regarding bots in test space. We don't have regions and regions of space so its easy to find if someone is ratting 23/7.
oh no we have betrayed the legacy that tcf bequeathed us with our creation of the deklein koalanation and our ingratitude to the nc for their gracious gift will doubtless be our downfall
brb gotta set bots going
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As a member of Dreddit since day (three? four? doesn't matter) I can confirm that aes is, in fact, an enormous vagina.
Who also sucks.
I guess I should also say "we're not NC" or something.
Why are you faggots so obsessed with labeling goons/test as the NC anyway, what the fuck difference does it make
I mean I guess you're trying to marginalize them by sticking them in a homogeneous group rather than recognizing them as distinct entities but that's such an idiotic goddamn waste of time I can't see straight
I would respectfully submit:
sreegs
A friend and I were talking about this the other night. Goon and Test are really bolstering a beleaguered area in the NC. PB isn't an easy place to live. It's the doorway to the north. Every major northern invasion eventually washes up on their shores. It's no surprise to me that the area continues to be so fractious.Considering how hostile their space is, with constant threat of hot drops from NCdot and roaming gangs from Ev0ke, Darkside, Bladedot, SoT, and ex-0utbreak, they don't live an easy life.
How many allies inhabit space in PB? I would contend that would the pb sov holders ever seriously consolidate they might find life a heck of alot easier. Instead of 10 little monkey's jumping around their piles of bananas you might actually have one unified front...so that 400 man alliances (NC.) and upstarts like evoke might be better met in an organized fashion.
Imagine if NC alliances were to really merge. All that latent energy in one centrally organized force. All the pions and fc's that had been working together for half a decade unified under one banner with common goals.
This is madness...
Actually Pure Blind was terribly quiet and stable about a year ago when MH was holding the area. The Balkanization of PB is quite new after NC pretty much abandoned Cloud Ring as buffer and Triumvirate started terrorizing the area.
Just look at the reactions of Goons/B0rt every time someone brings that up and you see what a formidable Trollingtool it is.
merging PB alliances are kinda hard. They are all from different background and wouldn't want to loose their identity. FCON, FA, -7-, WTF and MH already work very close (not sure about space monkeys though). These guys need to work with Deklein people and WI. I think it will not be feasible for these guys to be in goon fleet (different culture) but the FCs should work every closely and coordinate on their attacks.
Merge WTF with MH![]()
There's a lot of ex-CVA types living in PB. We try to hang with them but they don't really blend well with the internet culture of Goons (SA and Penny Arcade) and Test (Reddit / Ars Technica / 4Chan). They're not big fans of local spam, trolling, and never stopping posting.
Also MH needs to step up. They've been in hibernation for quite a long time - they've been more active as of recent but it's not even on the same order of magnitude of even other PB residents (WTF, FCON).
Check you make me lol with every post.
FCON has far too large a broom shoved up their ass (a metaphor for being stiff-backed, you troll) to be able to be in prolonged close contact with Goons, et al. It would require so much facepalm from FCON that they would even further retard themselves (a metaphor for being feking retarded).
NOOO Everyone knows Branch was not upgraded to Pirate 5 for that specific reason!!!!11
Yeah Old Provi and Deklein are very different, in a few days we will be on Goon comms and this will get hilarious
I wonder if it will be as great for the goons as it will be for the ex-provi residents. You might drive them nuts by saying coherent shit.
The most effective pubbie tactic to rile up goons so far is to roleplay a bad MC at a two-drink minimum comedy bar
Luckily we hold in reserve a broad and vast variety of racial epithets to overcome such contratemps
The only way to save their relationship is to let the people in PB listen to jack gates for 10minutes
Confirming that TEST/Goons are awesome neighbors.
You guys have been a heap of fun to fleet with and rely upon. I was on the other side of the TEST/Goon guns when -FA- lived in Scalding Pass and you guys were the most fun opponents to go against. It's a pleasure to fly with you guys now and so far, you all rock.
@Quesa...
Serious post... My alliance is rather young and we're getting used to your pilots who babysit our systems. Sometimes they're friendly and chat it up, but for the most part they're pretty professional and serious business where they don't have a reply. We find it pretty boring sometimes and wish you'd engage once and a while when the odds of the fight might not go to your favor. Once you did and we lost pretty badly where I told the pilots to primary the wrong ships (we were in a bunch of missile boats and shoulda went after the black ops before the recons). It was a learning experience and we'd like to learn some more. If you have any advice on this, I'd be happy to learn/hear.
Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying how to combat the cloaky guy in our systems, it's fun watching my alliance band together to combat it (this has actually brought my alliance closer together). We now carebear it up in groups and we spend more time in comms together brosefing it up. It's a real bonding experience for everyone. It's also pushed out the people who can't handle it and left the stronger willed people behind.
Anyway, thanks for the assistance on pushing out some of the dead weight in -FA-. You're hardening us up and the help is much appreciated.
On a side note, I got a chance to use tildes in my post and I'm quite proud of it. I also believe I've made a new word by verbifying brosef.
Yes but TEST does things, they participate. MH just sits there sucking it's thumb. They put crap participation into everything they do but are the biggest whiners when something of theirs is under threat. They are a clear example of an entity that should really pull the plug and merge with someone else. They keep taking other Alliance refugees in a struggle to stay alive but appears more like an Alliance-Zombie.
You read something into Quesa's post which clearly isn't there.
MH are a constant underperformer. If you think atlas was shit or aaa is more of a paper tiger than a real powerblock, I would not disagree. MH in comparison is much, much worse and at this point not even the fact that they have well established ties with the major powers in the north can justify the amount of space they are still holding. They are disappointing to fight alongside with and I bet this is what Quesa meant to say, boring to fight against.
well Quesa wants MH to die because they want to beat up PB pretty bad. without MH we don't have those nice JBs around PB and Fade and it will take about 3+ weeks to get that set it up. They are still terrible though
Ok, I wasn't really taking into account that might be good at setting up POS and stuff. This would be a plus. On the other hand, if that is your claim to fame, you are a good addition to an existing pvp force without these capabilities but not a force to be reckoned with on your own.
This just in MM are poop.
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TBH I don't think that you can say another entity doesn't want good fights. The only reason to play this game is to have fun, so if they're playing it in the vicinity of PB I would assume they're having fun doing it. I mean eventually it might get old raping CR bs fleets with armor hacs but that might take a long time. Winning is fun (usually.) Tri are winning (once again usually.) I think that's what really matters.
If PB residents keep being stupid and losing in a big way, that doesn't say anything about their enemies.
TL;DR: Who cares why they are there. Looks like everyone's having fun right?
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To be fair, it's not that often you have a goodfite and lose. Off the top of my head I can only think of one recent-ish one vs. Cry Havoc on one of their Placid POSs. We failed to ref the POS, had a 12yr old FC (with Lucian in tow) and had an excellent fight. That said RE:NCDOT.....it's rare to see a BR from them when they get stuffed. Which I find modestly amusing but suppose that goes with what I said just now. Some often substantial part of a goodfite is winning.
I don't think he's being sarcastic.
They've got three tactics which are effective at good KB ratios:
1. Blops hot drops on the lone ratter.
2. have scars on standby.
3. run.
These three have netted them a wonderful killboard ratio. However, they rarely "fight", where instead, they just gank. If you watch their KB, occasionally, they do get involved in a fleet fight, but it's quick. They drop in, get a few kills then get out. They don't stay for a fight. Furthermore, the majority of their KB consists of the cloaky guy in a system + blops. Again, they're not fighting... they're turning the PVP button on when they want to.
I respect Tri/Doom./NCdot w/e... as killing machines. They're extremely effective at doing just that... Killing. But I don't understand why they play their game the way they do and continue to have fun doing it. I don't know... I wasn't bullied much as a child nor was I a bully so I really have no beef with the world. I guess this is what separates me from Doom.. Maybe I'm over-thinking it and the one taking shit too seriously.
Basically, all Doom. has accomplished is pushing out the players in -FA- who can't handle 0.0 life in a hostile environment, and who don't know how to play smart. They've further pushed out the people who would rather carebear it up than fight. In essence, it's kept the stronger, more hardheaded, resourceful people around who are here for fun and pushed out the whiny people who can't handle it. They're doing us a favor. It's also made our participation look better. When we moved here, we had over 1000 people in our alliance, we've downsized quite a bit and when we show up with the numbers we do, it's a bit better on paper. We're also not done with our house cleaning.
I'm not saying they should play my game, but I don't understand how their game is fun in the long run. Me personally, I don't care if I lose ships and the majority of the pilots in -FA- share the same philosophy where we'd rather duke it out than run away or concern ourselves with superduper awesome KB stats. We have fun blowing up other people's ships just as much as we love running in and having our's popped. It keeps the game enjoyable for us.
Now, don't get me wrong. If there's a fight we see that we're obviously not going to win on our own, I'm not gonna durka durka a fleet. I will however be sure that whatever we do is fun for the group.
TL;DR: I don't get what the point of being so serious business with KB ratios.
I get this... but I don't get how this is fun.
BCA is getting evicted right now. Will post more later... Taking out targets in 85-
BCA refused to join ops and made really really terrible demands of everyone in Dek about moons, systems to rat in, etc. Turns out they are Stella guests and not TCF.
The best fights I've had in Eve have been against DOOM. and Ev0ke. We allways outnumber them heavily, yet they allways give us a challange. I've yet seen them to run away from a fair fight, or even a fight where they weren't massivly outnumbered. But then I'm not in an elite Pure Blind alliance, so they might simply be scared of you.
And saying the enemy doesn't want ~goodfites~ just because they use superior tactics is retarted. If you've got equal or greater numbers, it's your own god damned fault for not being competent enough to counter the hostile fleet. Saying D00M. doesn't want ~goofites~ because they bring aHACs against battleships; you can't expect DOOM. to hold your hand and reship into a shiptype more convenient for you to fight.
This is now a WIdot thread.
Breaking News: BCA are also poop.
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