Titan bridges or bust.Originally Posted by Varesk
Titan bridges or bust.
Goons are genetically incapable of being smug.
http://kb.ds-alliance.com/?a=battle&id=b1117&kb=frs
Any BR on this ownage?
considering its like 2+ regions away its unlikely to be in this thread
http://kb.ds-alliance.com/?a=battle&...b=frs#timeline
Although that puts it in perspective. :P But yeah Meerkat's right.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
9-V ihub and TCU down
This snaps TALOS alliance's jumpbridge network and isolates their home constellation (Manticore) from their regular jewing grounds.
Also of note is Dark-Rising left IT, and Tin-foil now holds most of the IT sov in Fountain. I'd expect their jumpbridge network is at least temporarily down while they redo the infrastructure.
Unfortunately, Babylon 5.. look like they're moving to Querious, where you would either have to conquer a significant portion of Delve or come through Khanid to kill them. No matter how this invasion goes, it looks like I am now literally Langston Hughes, who wrote:
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
The double dots are enough to make me want to shoot them. But other than that, why do you hate those guys so passionately?
Double dots AND a name ripped off from a great sci-fi show.
Also, every Socrates needs his Sophists. I'd say every Demosthenes needs his Aeschines, but Demosthenes had sex with children and that's just not cool.
I was gonna make a joke about caves and pederastry, but I couldn't be arsed.
Goodnight BLASTRead this
From: KynthiaMitaxi
Sent: 2010.12.10 23:41
To: Black Star Alliance,
Everyone read this now
We need to get it together. We need to work as one,and to be honest check your egos at the door. We had 40 in the cta fleet today. to those there I thank you very much for your constant commitment to defend Blast and our home. To those who wernt there get it together ! I am stating this now. I expect our fleets to be minimum 100 plus when ctas are called. I will not accept less. We have a large alliance, and can only muster 40 out of 120 online ????????????????? if you want to keep your home, get off your asses and get in fleets. I do not want excuses, I do not want to hear i cant fly it i cant do it. If you dont want to defend our home why are you here ? I have tried to be decent and work with everyone . Now my orders are clear get in fleets. anyone ratting when cta is on will not be happy. Now work with me this is not a request its an order , fleets are mandatory if you dont get in fleets you will have no home. I do not wish to loose my home and i know others do not want to loose it. Mark my words if you are not in fleets you are of no use to alliance or those who are fighting daily. and will not be here.
start fighting , get in fleets or gtfo
i am fracking tired of excuses
do it
Kynthia
Since this is the closest geographically to the space in question, I'm going to "leak" this here. Apparently, FCON left the FCON INDUSTRY mailing list open and didn't know how to properly secure it; after accidentally leaking the name of the list in Jita local, the following exchanges occurred:
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Re: Ferrogel and Hypersynaptic Fibres Available
From: Iam Widdershins
Sent: 2010.12.06 23:17
To: FCON Industry,
>large volumes
>Ferrogel
Confirming UATL is using the Ferrogel Exploit.
PETITION SENT
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Ferrogel and Hypersynaptic Fibres Available
From: Marcus Watt
Sent: 2010.12.06 22:00
To: FCON Industry,
UATL will have large volumes of Ferrogel and Hypersynaptic Fibers available soon at Jita Sell order rate to alliance members.
If you are interested contact Marcus Watt in game and I will create a contract in D2, P2, HP or KU5 station.
Cheers,
Marcus Watt
UATL type Person
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Re: Re: Re: OMFG
From: Korg Leaf
Sent: 2010.12.07 17:18
To: FCON Industry,
i dont know
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Re: Re: OMFG
From: Ilie
Sent: 2010.12.07 15:21
To: FCON Industry,
Has this security hole been dealt with yet?
Who made this mailing list open to everyone?
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Re: OMFG
From: Iam Widdershins
Sent: 2010.12.07 02:06
To: FCON Industry,
This is my life. I destroy your ISK constantly, and so you have to go pay CCP real money to get more. They love me, so they have me on a special Executive Priority petition line. I am talking to a senior GM right now.
Incidentally, I did hear that you are an expert on transsexual brothels, do you have any to recommend?
PS: LOL
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OMFG
From: PlatinumGold
Sent: 2010.12.07 01:24
To: FCON Industry,
OMFG Iam could you be more of a douchbag? get a life dude. Writing petitions aint gonna make ccp like you any more than they do, which they dont. Look for companionship elsewhere, like an all transexual brothel, either way your going to be buying it, so you may as well get what you really want.
PS: FCON FIX YOUR FUKIN MAILING LISTS FFS
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Re: Re: MINING OP THURSDAY 19:00
From: Iam Widdershins
Sent: 2010.12.07 23:42
To: FCON Industry, Metui,
I will be bringing my alt in a cyno kestrel with 74 PLEX in the cargo hold. I'll cyno you in.
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Re: MINING OP THURSDAY 19:00
From: Metui
Sent: 2010.12.07 23:22
To: FCON Industry, Iam Widdershins,
I'd like to thank Widdershine for making my workdays away from Eve more interesting and enjoyable lol.
Can I bring my laser-fit Moros? I'll need someone to bring Capital Crystals in from Jita though at cost *1000 please.
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MINING OP THURSDAY 19:00
From: Iam Widdershins
Sent: 2010.12.07 22:11
To: FCON Industry
Fcon industry and mining people, now is your time! Word in private NC intel channels is there will be an asteroid invasion. We're going to be ready!
We will be forming up on the D2 station and roaming down past P2 and KU5R.
Shiptypes:
Bring PVP industrials and ECCM fit remote rep hulks. If you cannot fly a hulk, do what you can in a retriever.
We will want 3 or 4 mining interdictors; make sure you have at least one bubble launcher, and as many mining lasers as you can after that.
Additional tackle is also a must. If you cannot fly a hulk, retriever, or PVP industrial, bring a mining-laser fit interceptor. FIT DUAL PROP: Enemy plagioclase has been known to frequently fit scrams. Fly carefully.
We are expecting significant ECM Scordite presence. It is recommended that you fit an ECCM as long as it doesn't completely destroy your tank; industrials should fit a remote ECCM caster if you have the slot for it.
IMPORTANT! BRING THE RIGHT CRYSTALS. Be sure to have crystals for ALL the common and dangerous ore types. If a smartbombing Kernite were to warp in and nobody had the right crystals, we would be in serious trouble. USE YOUR HEAD.
Be sure you understand how to use and follow broadcasts. When the FC says to primary the veldspar, we expect it to be fucking PRIMARIED. Any RR hulk fleet that can't bubble up and take down a gang of veld and scord in a coordinated manner in under 5 minutes isn't going to last long. WE CAN DO THIS.
AMARR VICTOR!
~Iam Widdershins
Director of Loldustry
Chief of PointWebImDownScoopMyLoot alliance operations.
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o hai
From: Bryan Havoc
Sent: 2010.12.07 22:22
To: FCON Industry,
Hey,
Dewgong posted the info for this mailing list in Jita local so I thought I'd pop in and say hello to my favorite mighty 0.0 alliance.
HELLO FCON!
http://static.griefwatch.net/gallery...b7edc24e1f.jpg
?Havoc?
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FW: hello
From: Bryan Havoc
Sent: 2010.12.08 01:18
To: FCON Industry,
Apparently FCon alts are upset that this mailing list has been taken over.
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hello
From: MikeyRules
Sent: 2010.12.08 00:05
To: Bryan Havoc,
something bad is gonna happen to the one you like!
i will pray for it
its doesn`t matter if this is just a name
but something really bad will happen
this just in, most of fcon is retarded.
i think they were the ones who caused a bunch of shit when someone in test ransomed their tower in hisec on a neutral alt.
You're correct. Although as I recall, it was a neutral tower belonging to an alt corp of an NC member.
FCON haven't fucked up our shit in any way which puts them well ahead of mainstream NC like Mostly Harmless (drop towers errday) Majesta Empire (Apology school) and Stella Polaris (seriously fuck you guys forever) in my book
As I recall, that mailing list was pretty much left for dead and unused months ago. There are many, much more valid reasons, for thinking that FCON are idiots.
So, looking at my handy jumpbridge map, 57-KJB, Z30S-A, and D4KU-5 are jumpbridge systems. All of these show a reasonable number of kills in the last 48 hours. Are there reinforcement timers on any of these systems, or is it just farming kills at this point?
Constant Fidelity, yo.
Black ops has been camping bridges all over fountain and just raping them silly. Dunno (and I'd doubt it) about any timers, impression I'm getting is this is going, uh, an awful lot faster than planned and some other aspects need to catch up a bit
Goonswarm black ops must have great stories. RoyofCA's camp of RISE is one of my favorite EVE stories to tell.
That, and the time the Russians almost cut a guy's power to kill his Titan.
you'd have to ask ElitistOps to hear them :V:
That sounds like a fun story, do tell
RA really wanted to kill a LV titan, they asked mittens to get a hold of the pilots home address. The idea was to send a guy to cut the power to his house while at the same time assaulting the titan in game.That sounds like a fun story, do tell
I'm sure there's a tenton article about it somewhere.
Oh, God, I'm so incredibly fucking glad that Firefox can't execute Linux shell scripts in the address bar, or I would have just hosed my computer. I accidentally copy-and-pasted a fork bomb into the address bar.
That said, here's the appropriate link.
There should be a mic in this room so that everyone could have heard me giggling like a demented testosterone-infused freak of a schoolgirl at the faked Mittani chatlogs from Teredrum. God, that was fun to watch (on the forums).
WTS: bmerc's home adress.
I will give you a glowing recommendation letter to the judge of your choosing for it.
(however I reserve the right to use a hilariously obviously pseudonym when I do it)
IIRC it was a joke that was taken seriously..
But believing it was serious fits in so much better with the whole "evil Russians" theme, don't ruin my immersion.
I wouldn't say it fits with the idea of "evil Russians" so much as it does "really angry Russians who are, eventually, going to fuck your shit up." For that matter, even when The Mittani admitted to a bunch of things he lied about to get Goons through the hard times, he mostly stuck to his guns about it.
That page promised pederasty jokes, we are leaving it disappointed.
Pederasty is no laughing matter ... unless it's a very young clown.
True, not evil like Hitler evil, more in the sense that I want my Russians to be like the classic movie villains.
What?
Im the one behind rydis here
WITH GRAND SKYMARSHAL FOR LIFE RYDIS'S GRAND PERMISSION GOON SIRS, WE ARE INVADING PNQY!!!
That is right goons and friends, the time has come to swing our dilz into the wind and begin a lovely stampede into the home system of petland PNQY-. Do to the lack here of pets doing anything at all to kill our towers in pnqy- or to even try to take back sov in J5A, the time has come to sail the high seas back to fountain and take a system. Op will be pretty straight foward, anchor sbu, shoot station, shoot ihub. If hostiles see this, we are coming so please be waiting or we will maybe take 9RJ or something too. See everyone thursday!
Ships: Alpha fleet > Shield fleet > Others
Location: VFK 4-5 pos - If you are in systems like j5a or CR wait for us there.
Objective: Reinforce/sbu pnqy station and Ihub
Fleetcommander: Lord Dbrb, General of the skymarshals 3rd armies in the north and high master of the dog!
Reimbursable: lol should you even have to ask with me :3:
PS. thanks xanieth eion for letting me turn rydis into a black chick :swoon:
if you are really Hitler, it means you are banging your neice. Surely you can share some pederasty jokes or even stories as it relates to your family... uhmm... experiences?
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
Fountain dudes seem mad. Hot dropping caps on lil gangs when they already have 2-1 odds? What's the deal here? In any case I'm quite sure this will end well for them.
Would also mean he is on meth, has syphilis, and is suffering from motor neuron disease.
Motor neuron disease would explain the shit he's typing. Must be frustrating to come off as retarded every time.
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/500090/fitting#items
"6400mm of armor plate I'll be fucking invincible"
Also digging the rigs
He shoulda went for the 12800mm
Talos Coalition is pretty bad. Hilariously they seem to have been mass MASS recruiting since GK left fountain and are almost able to contest BLAST's title as most terrible pet alliance in eve.
It seems to me that IT/BOB has historically attracted the most terrible alliances in eve to be their pets. IDK anyone else think this is true?
NC has Fidelas Constans and Stella Polaris, SE/C0VEN has tripleshit and ROL
Atlas had HTA, Solar has IRC
NC also still has MH. Even time has forgotten them, but not the Tribute list.
~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~
Ouch.....NC also still has MH. Even time has forgotten them, but not the Tribute list.
Only the purest carebears can afford the ridiculous prices to live in Fountain, such as Babylon 5!
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
I'm starting to feel bad for the Fountain pets because I really think they are still expecting IT to come save them. Their only real resistance so far has been to dock up and post 4chan links in local and perform hilarious bombing runs. They are the worst bomber pilots in Eve. They either shoot the bomb the wrong direction, shoot the bomb too far away, or blow up their own ships instead of hitting any Goons. When they do manage to hit us it's always a single bomb hitting a bunch of heavily tanked Maelstroms and doing minuscule amounts of damage.
you mean that is not the way to bomb?
lol fountain bombers.....
S.M.U.G L.I.F.E
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