Comedy Killmails

**Choulab** · 2010-11-20

http://cursed-alliance.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21855
Epic epic faildrop.

**Carlton Banks** · 2010-11-20

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=42955

caught him on a gate in lowsec, apprently

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2010-11-20

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=42955

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-11-20

Originally Posted by Carlton Banks

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=42955

caught him on a gate in lowsec, apprently

lol, this is not this guy first time to loss wtf fited carrier

**Aoko Aohara** · 2010-11-21

http://killboard.sys-chaos.net/?a=ki...l&kll_id=84014

**Securitas** · 2010-11-21

Originally Posted by JRoxas

http://killboard.sys-chaos.net/?a=ki...l&kll_id=84014

"GuidoCom" it's Cosmoboy!

**Securitas** · 2010-11-22

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=123761
LEGIO is keepin it classy.

**teds** · 2010-11-22

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=123761
LEGIO is keepin it classy.

er, looks like he was otw to pick up more mods...that's not really 'comedy'

**jermaine** · 2010-11-22

Originally Posted by teds

er, looks like he was otw to pick up more mods...that's not really 'comedy'

in the middle of a fleet fight?

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_related&kll_id=123761

**Sil** · 2010-11-22

http://www.vandiemensdemise.com/kill...il&kll_id=5969

**indet** · 2010-11-22

http://eve-wtf.com/killboard/?a=kill...l&kll_id=31693 silly scimi

**Kalnov** · 2010-11-22

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=123761
LEGIO is keepin it classy.

Some killmails are really bugged and leave off mods. I remember a corpmate linking me a lossmail with half of his stuff missing.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2010-11-23

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=43532

wat

**Lucututerian** · 2010-11-23

SYS-K pro fittings

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...kll_id=8111615

**Wusti** · 2010-11-23

Originally Posted by Lucututerian

SYS-K pro fittings

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...kll_id=8111615

Hey Lucu u giant fag - haven't seen you around in ages.

**BiggerDangDude** · 2010-11-23

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=43421

Double Shield Boost Cyclone is best Cyclone

**Nicky D** · 2010-11-23

http://www.eve-co2.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=112678

revolutionary omen that mixes shield and honor tank defense with mixing beam laser and mining laser offense for ultimate pve versatility

**Dengen Krastinov** · 2010-11-23

http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=8116077

**Nemesis** · 2010-11-24

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8115534

Take a look at the lack of Prop Mod. The T2 Active Shield Rig supporters. The XL Shield Booster Meta 4. The 3 NOS'. Also the best of all. Take a look at the Small ACs. I don't know if to laugh at these fail fitting noobs or to feel seriously sorry for them.

**Securitas** · 2010-11-24

Originally Posted by Nemesis

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8115534

Take a look at the lack of Prop Mod. The T2 Active Shield Rig supporters. The XL Shield Booster Meta 4. The 3 NOS'. Also the best of all. Take a look at the Small ACs. I don't know if to laugh at these fail fitting noobs or to feel seriously sorry for them.

LOL. It's in FD-MLJ, has people from 6 different entities on it, and is from an alliance that doesn't live there? You fell for a Sisi mail.

**Jane Says** · 2010-11-24

Originally Posted by Nemesis

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8115534

Take a look at the lack of Prop Mod. The T2 Active Shield Rig supporters. The XL Shield Booster Meta 4. The 3 NOS'. Also the best of all. Take a look at the Small ACs. I don't know if to laugh at these fail fitting noobs or to feel seriously sorry for them.

Which small ACs are those? You mean the CRUISER-class 220mm vulcans?

It's not how most would fit a claymore, but it's also not completely wrong besides the lack of propulsion & command modules. The meta4 XL booster is regularly used on minmatar CS hulls because of CPU limitations - faction XL is your only other option. 220s are also a perfectly valid choice for cyclones, sleipnirs, claymores, and vagas, all for a multitude of reasons.

This is comedy killmails though, not nitpicking, ~elite~ fittings only mails. Geesh. Also what sec pro said.

**magpie** · 2010-11-24

Dreadful invader from NC:
http://killboard.legionofdeath.info/...kill&id=679074

**Malcanis** · 2010-11-24

Originally Posted by magpie

Dreadful invader from NC:
http://killboard.legionofdeath.info/...kill&id=679074

Appleboy alt detected

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2010-11-24

http://antrs.rogue-force.net/?a=kill...l&kll_id=14901

lol

**timtoolmantaylor** · 2010-11-25

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8119584

**teds** · 2010-11-25

he puts salvagers on everything /o\

Squall · 2010-11-26

http://tnt.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8127788
saw this today

**Securitas** · 2010-11-26

Originally Posted by Squall

http://tnt.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8127788
saw this today

I'm rather unimpressed with the Rifter's gunnery skills if that abomination took over 20,000 damage.

**Don** · 2010-11-26

http://fusion.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_d...kll_id=8132242

I would have thought maybe a fit worthy of shadow of xdeath, but legion? really?

**Dimdamm** · 2010-11-26

http://killboard.mercenarycoalition....il&kll_id=5382

2 Cormack mag stab and a Tobias' TE to enhance his 4 badly bonused guns' dps.

**Agathor** · 2010-11-26

Originally Posted by Dimdamm

http://killboard.mercenarycoalition....il&kll_id=5382

2 Cormack mag stab and a Tobias' TE to enhance his 4 badly bonused guns' dps.

So the MC has curse now. Hope you guys are having fun.

**platanoloco** · 2010-11-27

Originally Posted by timtoolmantaylor

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8119584

cloak, 3x tractor, 4x salvager
mwd, 2x invuln, 2x lse, cap recharger
2x wcs ok, istab ok, but how about a cargo expander?

only one salvage tackle is needed as they help a lot. anti-em and 2x cdfe or cdfp.

this guy must be new to salvaging.

**Ralara** · 2010-11-27

Originally Posted by Dimdamm

http://killboard.mercenarycoalition....il&kll_id=5382

2 Cormack mag stab and a Tobias' TE to enhance his 4 badly bonused guns' dps.

sweet jesus that's a nice drop. why dont i get drops like that?

**Halcyon** · 2010-11-27

http://kb.sys-k.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=85047

best killmail to date

**teds** · 2010-11-27

its a sisi mail.

**Dental Floss** · 2010-11-28

http://eve-1air.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8074 MUST GO FASTER, MUST GO FASTER!!!!

**Zev** · 2010-11-29

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

http://eve-1air.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8074 MUST GO FASTER, MUST GO FASTER!!!!

Badger > Med slots > 4

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2010-11-29

I found this p. loller for my first kill (not-fake) in 3 or 4 months.

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=45224

**Kesper North** · 2010-11-29

http://majesta.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_...kll_id=8154913

Imperial EANMs... check.
Fed Navy magstabs... check.
Fed Navy web... check.
Republic Fleet warp disruptor... check.
T1 frigate afterburner..... *vrrrrrrrrrrp*

LOL WUT

**indet** · 2010-11-29

1) Spot Heron.
2) Jump gate with him.
3) ...
4) Profit!

http://eve-wtf.com/killboard/?a=kill...l&kll_id=33310

**Zev** · 2010-11-30

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=422876

Medium trimark armor pump I

P.S Arrador its real, almost got on the killmail myself but Svet wanted to kill him ASAP just incase he lost a jam and the Cane killed him.

So fake he even posted it on his Alliance Killboard

http://initiativemercenaries.eve-kil...kll_id=8160303

**Jane Says** · 2010-11-30

Originally Posted by Kesper North

http://majesta.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_...kll_id=8154913

Imperial EANMs... check.
Fed Navy magstabs... check.
Fed Navy web... check.
Republic Fleet warp disruptor... check.
T1 frigate afterburner..... *vrrrrrrrrrrp*

LOL WUT

That's definitely a good one, Mr Norte. Maybe the lack of faction icon on his republic fleet AB had him accidently fit the T1, but wow, lol. At least used best-named, right?

**teds** · 2010-11-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8164929

**Securitas** · 2010-12-01

http://init.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8169923

Black Aces keeps it classy. B)

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-12-01

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://init.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8169923

Black Aces keeps it classy. B)

why you post this km? hic high slots are anyway nobody care, as long there are Warp Disruption Field Generator I !!!!
and his med and low is almost ok...

this fit is not good (bad), but thats all! where is commedy?

**Securitas** · 2010-12-01

I dunno about you but I think it's pretty 'commedy' when someone fits rails to a broadsword to the point where the powergrid gimped his fit forcing him to fit an RCU and PDU. Those rails were obviously more important than you give them credit for.

IMO it's more comedy to see someone (presumably) knowledgeable about the game make a WTF-how-is-that-ever-a-good-idea choice than some noob ctrl-a'ing his hangar. Those are a dime a dozen. Those fits that are mostly correct but have a WTF at the end are more interesting imo.

**cyberjunk** · 2010-12-01

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8171612
The stacking penalty is a lie C/D?

**kola** · 2010-12-01

Ever been in a rush when peeps are calling for hics/dics and buy one off contracts and undock?

Originally Posted by Securitas

I dunno about you but I think it's pretty 'commedy' when someone fits rails to a broadsword to the point where the powergrid gimped his fit forcing him to fit an RCU and PDU. Those rails were obviously more important than you give them credit for.

IMO it's more comedy to see someone (presumably) knowledgeable about the game make a WTF-how-is-that-ever-a-good-idea choice than some noob ctrl-a'ing his hangar. Those are a dime a dozen. Those fits that are mostly correct but have a WTF at the end are more interesting imo.

**webbernet** · 2010-12-02

Legit 100mn mwd myrm

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8174834

**Nemesis** · 2010-12-02

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8175334

LMAO!!!

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