Comedy Killmails

**zuquar b** · 2010-07-28

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1360067

best comedy killmail ever.

sorry for posting it here but couldnt find the best suicide thread anywhere.

**indet** · 2010-07-28

Originally Posted by CCP Nozh

http://www.nomercycorp.com/killboard...l&kll_id=13655

best drop ever

fixed

**Securitas** · 2010-07-28

New numbers for Majesta. Quantity != quality. Missing slots appear to be the order of the day.

http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=122037
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=122477
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=122682
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=121826
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=121797
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=120608
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=120578

**Murr** · 2010-07-28

you realize that you linked an orca with no mids and a salvaging stabber yeah?

**Securitas** · 2010-07-28

Originally Posted by Murr

you realize that you linked an orca with no mids and a salvaging stabber yeah?

I'd say it was a salvaging stabber were it not for the MSB (tank for a salvager? mediocre tank at that) and the missile launchers.

And I linked the orca cause it's lacking mids.

**Arrador** · 2010-07-28

Originally Posted by Securitas

New numbers for Majesta. Quantity != quality. Missing slots appear to be the order of the day.

http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=120578
http://kb.majesta.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=122682

While you raise points with the missing slots, whats wrong with a salvaging stabber (sure other ships do it better) and a long-range RR Raven (other then lol-missiles)?

**Securitas** · 2010-07-28

Mainly the no-buffer of the raven, 2 sbs, and a SHIELD transporter (lol WTF.) There's a reason there's not many shield-rr bs gangs. It wasn't a total comedy fit but I had to eat dinner and I rushed a few shifty-looking fits onto there.

**Arrador** · 2010-07-28

Originally Posted by Securitas

Mainly the no-buffer of the raven, 2 sbs, and a SHIELD transporter (lol WTF.) There's a reason there's not many shield-rr bs gangs. It wasn't a total comedy fit but I had to eat dinner and I rushed a few shifty-looking fits onto there.

what, CDFE's don't count as buffer mods? :P

**Nemesis** · 2010-07-28

http://www.sev3rance.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=65031

HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!!! He's going to tank you 100%

Letharn · 2010-07-29

Originally Posted by CCP Nozh

http://www.nomercycorp.com/killboard...l&kll_id=13655

best fit ever

Damn - I used to own that toon. I knew I should of asked for more when I sold it

**Quesa** · 2010-07-29

http://kb.eve-doom.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7236944

Proper fit, yes but he jumped into X-7 at a ~400au deep safe ( :CCP: ) and waited there. First person to land, landed at 100au and had to burn 100k to point him. Apparently he wasn't moving. Took our Titan about 7minutes to get there.

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2010-07-29

Originally Posted by Quesa

http://kb.eve-doom.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7236944

Proper fit, yes but he jumped into X-7 at a ~400au deep safe ( :CCP: ) and waited there. First person to land, landed at 100au and had to burn 100k to point him. Apparently he wasn't moving. Took our Titan about 7minutes to get there.

Was his cloak not active or did your scout use python injection?

(awaiting honest answer)

**Stay On Target** · 2010-07-29

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

Was his cloak not active or did your scout use python injection?

(awaiting honest answer)

I'm gonna put my hard earned iskies on that he never loaded new system, client hung and server left him out to dry.

**Quesa** · 2010-07-29

First person that landed said he was just chillin there. Also, the system was quite responsive, there were only about 40 people in it and nothing going on around PB at that time.

**Yorda** · 2010-07-29

AFK pilot dies because he forgot to hit cloak.

Full of comedy itt.

**Nemesis** · 2010-07-30

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7247493

Shield/Armor/Rail Harbinger is Ub3r!!!!

**Malaclypse** · 2010-07-30

Originally Posted by Nemesis

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7247493

Shield/Armor/Rail Harbinger is Ub3r!!!!

Well... At least he put on the right damage mods for the guns. :V

Caladan09 · 2010-07-30

I have 12 comedy killmails from our current contract in Peroid Basis on my blog.

http://prometheus09.com/2010/07/30/lol-ship-fits/

**Securitas** · 2010-07-30

http://www.black-legion.org/killboar...l&kll_id=11591 russians aren't always good.

**LuceOscura** · 2010-07-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7246950

theres something wrong with this dread fit but i can't quite put my finger on it

**Securitas** · 2010-07-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7249301 go tordin go! the comedy is more that anyone would use that ammo in the cargo at all...

**Securitas** · 2010-07-31

http://www.black-legion.org/killboar...l&kll_id=11629 demon hunters best hunters. Got enough buffer?

**Nemesis** · 2010-08-01

Less comedy and more of a holy shit drop. He had just got an officer spawn when they found him.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7255845

**Securitas** · 2010-08-01

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7257758 blast grows balls and rebels?

**teds** · 2010-08-01

http://www.ragealliance.com/killboar...l&kll_id=43285

armour tanked shield RR 7 gun rokh :/

**SpaceHermit** · 2010-08-02

http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=7219155

**Possum** · 2010-08-02

Originally Posted by SpaceHermit

http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=7219155

I call shenanigans. How would someone so incompetent afford a billion isk drake?

**Wusti** · 2010-08-02

Originally Posted by Possum

I call shenanigans. How would someone so incompetent afford a billion isk drake?

Its called GTCs

**Tradyk** · 2010-08-02

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7259310 <-- Wow, just wow. And that kill was after HYDRA had been in the system farming Looney Toons for 40~ minutes.

Have a look at the related kills as well.