Delve: The Good, the Bad and Marivauders Fucking Ugly

[Jean Leaner]

That does tend to happen with stabs, I was hoping he died with them. Oh well.

[ihaveahelmet]

Yeah, haha, she's one of my other sisters.

Here is an out take of her singing that:



Accepting ISK Donations to "David Magnus" :P

ISK donations should be going to her eve account

[Murr]

David Magnus I'd bang your sister. That's some pro DNA right there.

[ihaveahelmet]

David Magnus I'd bang your sister. That's some pro DNA right there.

which one?

[Hilmar Keller]

which one?

Is there a redhead option?

[DurrHurrDurr]

Magnus, don't I live near you?

I'm fucking your sister.

[Securitas]

Magnus, don't I live near you?

I'm fucking your sister.

You're not fucking anyone.

[Elise Randolph]

Today was pretty boring, all timers saved, PL/TEST never showed. Got 100 drakes and 20 scimmys on a titan at one point, but just sat around and watched our fleet of 200 rep structures. They did get to have fun dropping on RA before the timers go out, so I guess that was enough for one day. Not many timers over the next few days, will be interesting to see how the numbers dynamic changes during the week without the surge of numbers TEST/PL usually get on the weekend and -A- being deployed to C3N.

That's about right

[ranbo das]

That's about right

Stop bringing your "facts" into this debate, they make progod look like an idiot.

[megetegem]

Today was pretty boring, all timers saved, PL/TEST never showed. Got 100 drakes and 20 scimmys on a titan at one point, but just sat around and watched our fleet of 200 rep structures. They did get to have fun dropping on RA before the timers go out, so I guess that was enough for one day. Not many timers over the next few days, will be interesting to see how the numbers dynamic changes during the week without the surge of numbers TEST/PL usually get on the weekend and -A- being deployed to C3N.

That's about right

Bolded the important part. 2012-06-17 22:32:00 to 2012-06-19 02:00:00 isn't exactly today

Still, progod was probably just talking about his fleet where no one showed. Apart from that i'm sure you guys done some killings. Like my cane in 1DH today.

[Opti]

Bolded the important part. 2012-06-17 22:32:00 to 2012-06-19 02:00:00 isn't exactly today

Still, progod was probably just talking about his fleet where no one showed. Apart from that i'm sure you guys done some killings. Like my cane in 1DH today.

megetegem BFF O7

[space4sale]

*waits for one of those well detailed elise campaign review.
Also NC. seems to be their way to delve so I guess epic blobfights are coming to delve soon.

[Richter Belmont]

There are a lot of dead maelstroms in JP4.

[Cranky old man]

Not sure which alliance you are in, but I gotta agree with the statement about ARROW. Since Delve became IT free all that time ago (it's a long time EVE wise) Arrow have been in that fucking same system forever. I hope they get something for sheer staying power in shit space and keeping at it time after time.

.

Yes, Arrow is working on their FOURTH straight week in that system right now and they have had it for a total of 10 weeks in the last 10 months.

Clearly they have been there "forever."

[Checkbox Poll]

protip: if you would stop wasting your fire on tackle you'd probably win a fight

[Grath]

so lets talk about that bastard son of a bitch in the saber that kept me bubbled off the WHOLE FUCKING FIGHT

[DeeJo]

Davidkmagnus's songs are always good, so good he got into PL solely based on the first one, <3 you davidkmagnus.

Is there somewhere to find more?

[Elise Randolph]

Bolded the important part. 2012-06-17 22:32:00 to 2012-06-19 02:00:00 isn't exactly today

Still, progod was probably just talking about his fleet where no one showed. Apart from that i'm sure you guys done some killings. Like my cane in 1DH today.

I did actually screw up, which is my bad. I've made a new one

[UnknownPoster]

So I've joined the battle for Delve, under the banner of the 99%, because their glorious, cute, and don't care if I'm active or not. See you all on the battlefield o7m8

[Gel]

Is there somewhere to find more?

http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus

There are all of them

[Jean Leaner]

Is there somewhere to find more?

The soundcloud page he has linked in his signature is a good start, I'll help http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus

[megetegem]

I did actually screw up, which is my bad. I've made a new one

Thats not the today i or progod was talking about (which is kind a important detail since you posted that link with progods qutoe ).

However i have to say that thats a nice battle report u linked there and good job for the last fight. Evekill says you got 40 bs and lost 11. And i'm not sure if all kills are in eve kill yet.

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8020

[DeeJo]

http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus

There are all of them

Thanks. Completely forgot to look at soundcloud.

[DeeJo]

The soundcloud page he has linked in his signature is a good start, I'll help http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus

Confirming I'm an idiot.

[Shadoo]

Wow. Today was probably THE most awesome in Delve since deploying here. Constant fights, no breaks.

Day started after DT with 2 RA stations coming out of RF, we had a fleet formed but due to some grid fuckery only few dozen died to Hedliners drakes, I joined a bit late on the op for the cleanup basically and got the fleet prepped up for the second of the RA's CTAs for the next 2 timers out (1 outpost, 1 ihub).

A/NULLI formed ~280 dudes in Lokis and Alpha fleet, so we of course turned out gaze towards our friends in RA who had a respectable ~120 dudes or so in Rokh/Tempest fleet to brawl against with our ~100 man Drake Army. We caught RA on a random bridge and cynoed in -- and RA being vikings started MWDing out of the bubbles and away from their POS popping drakes left right and centre. -A- and NULLI were of course busy shooting SBUs and repping IHUBs with their scimi/oneiroses, but our Good Fight with RA brawled on until both fleets had burned about 290km away from the POS with a string of yellow and white wrecks littering the scene. About ~40 BS down and similar amount of drakes killed -- RA disengaged and chose to sit this SBU shot out in their station. Thus we regrouped and took a break while NULLI/A were busy doing what they enjoy best.

Word got out of a wild -A- Oracle gang heading towards Fountain (wtf dudes, we stage in DELVE!!!!) - about ~50 in size. So we jumped into drakes and started burning to Y-2 (I got shivers as we entered) and launched ourselves on the TEST Fountain JB network. I have to say I was RATHER NERVOUS since it was fucking Michael Bolton III telling me where to go with what JB and how to cut the -A- dudes off. I mean MBIII... really? But somehow we managed with the help of Leetcheese who set MBIII right, and caught -A- 2-3 times trimming their gang by 5-8 every time until ~16 dudes were left.

This is when we heard of a NULLI RESCUE FLEET being formed by none other than Guderian (poor -A-, we all thought) about 80 in size flying insta canes with scimis as backup (why even bother?). They made their way to Fountain and once again MBIII lead us to intercept them, cutting their fleet off into a dead end. Randomly them dudes were found sitting at sun @ 0, and were promply mounted by 90 angry drake army. Blows were exchanged, but canes were dying like flies and soon their DPS tepered off and we started to tank. What was left of the Oracles landed about 90km from us at some stage and proceeded to do nothing for the most of the fight, but with NULLI pulling range -- we doubled back on the Oracles and killed a half a dozen before they warped off as well. A short chase ensued through few gates with Guderian losing another dozen dudes before limping free with about 30 who were still left alive.

MBIII once again came through and we intercepted their gang in ZXB on the Y-2 gate culling off few more, before peacing out and killing some random VCRUZ NEO moon which them heros had repped with 3 Scimis to 49% in about 3h while this op took place. I felt honestly bad. Sorry VCRUZ, if you ever leave those losers I'll hook you up with a Tech moon somewhere since that was some hero repping there.

As we stood down our little fountain venture -- word came in of a PK ping for dudes to form an Alpha Fleet. There was like 40 min left on JP4 TCU so we figured they'd head there and setup an alpha fleet of our own. TEST came running out of the woodwork hearing the closing bells of a BS slaugter in US TZ and soon our fleet topped off at about 140, while word came in that NULLI/A had moved a sizable Alpha Fleet of about 160 to QY1 and gotten on a titan. FFFFfu, we went and loaded up half a dozen dreads and few triage to even out the score and setup on a titan.

-A-/NULLI went in system and we heard poor Makalu's warriors were given over to Guderian's safe command . So in we bridged, had plenty of time to setup our bonuses and probes since -A-/NULLI being what they are - were happily shooting away at a structure instead of ships. We warped in @ 30 and targets started to fall rapidly and to my suprise all I saw dying from our side initially were Lachesis and Rifters. "Bastards" I thought as -A-/NULLI was down about dozen BS and our first went down since we were out of rifters. Fight brawled on for another 5 min while we lost ~6-7 Maelstroms and lots of rifters killing 30ish of their maels. Hostiles bounced off and were spotted at a POS while setting up dictors on our dreads.

I figured they were little sheepish of our dreads since Guderian didn't think to orbit them @ 5km -- so we let our dreads be bubbled and like clockwork A/NULLI warp to perch and bubble our dreads on another grid. We oblige, warp to 30 and start pewing. With no dreads -- NULLI is losing BS faster than I can call them -- I had to basically go to a 4 target locked mode to keep up, which is something you just don't do in an alpha fleet. We lost maybe 3-4 BS while they lost 20 more. And thus unsuprisingly they bailed again in a rather unprepared manner. Guderian got left behind in a vulture along with half a dozen more BS and a short chase took place with maybe dozen more falling on the way.

We repped up the TCU, peaced out and listed to http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus/fight-us-maybe.

Good fights everyone!

I'm far too tired to dig up BRDocs for each of the fights, so here's the DailyTotal: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...,JP4-AA,8WA-Z6

[MBIII]

:words:

I love getting credit for things I didn't do.

[Checkbox Poll]

I love getting credit for things I didn't do.

that fucking feel when shadoo confuses you with michael fucking bolton

[Dego]

and to end the day goons just welped a fleet into c3n undock heh~

[Checkbox Poll]

the silence from the SC posters is pretty telling here

[Elise Randolph]

[Checkbox Poll]

[MBIII]

[lolard]

[Dental Floss]

Guys, stop playing out a good joke

Edit: Ok, the dunkin donuts thing is pretty good, I'll give you that, lol

[Ron Mexxico]

Guys, stop playing out a good joke

Edit: Ok, the dunkin donuts thing is pretty good, I'll give you that, lol

don't worry i'm in the process of coming up with a new word.

you all ruined the good thing i have created

[Krutoj]

I was too busy mesmerizing my new avatar. Thats right, that represents my view on these forums

[Hawkspur]

Today was pretty boring, all timers saved, PL/TEST never showed. Got 100 drakes and 20 scimmys on a titan at one point, but just sat around and watched our fleet of 200 rep structures. They did get to have fun dropping on RA before the timers go out, so I guess that was enough for one day. Not many timers over the next few days, will be interesting to see how the numbers dynamic changes during the week without the surge of numbers TEST/PL usually get on the weekend and -A- being deployed to C3N.

This looks exceptionally retarded now. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT

[Krutoj]

-A- should have deployed to PR-, scared much?

[Mintrolio]

You're not fucking anyone.

i think the correct grammar may be: You're a fucking nobody

[Le'Blob]

-A- should have deployed to PR-, scared much?

Why's that? It's not like it is a big trek to go and own TEST or the 30 or so PL that seem to like following them around.

[Opti]

everyone come to delve already, thunderdrome is a waiting~

[Berdennol]

-A-/NULLI went in system and we heard poor Makalu's warriors were given over to Guderian's safe command . So in we bridged, had plenty of time to setup our bonuses and probes since -A-/NULLI being what they are - were happily shooting away at a structure instead of ships. We warped in @ 30 and targets started to fall rapidly and to my suprise all I saw dying from our side initially were Lachesis and Rifters. "Bastards" I thought as -A-/NULLI was down about dozen BS and our first went down since we were out of rifters. Fight brawled on for another 5 min while we lost ~6-7 Maelstroms and lots of rifters killing 30ish of their maels. Hostiles bounced off and were spotted at a POS while setting up dictors on our dreads.

I figured they were little sheepish of our dreads since Guderian didn't think to orbit them @ 5km -- so we let our dreads be bubbled and like clockwork A/NULLI warp to perch and bubble our dreads on another grid. We oblige, warp to 30 and start pewing. With no dreads -- NULLI is losing BS faster than I can call them -- I had to basically go to a 4 target locked mode to keep up, which is something you just don't do in an alpha fleet. We lost maybe 3-4 BS while they lost 20 more. And thus unsuprisingly they bailed again in a rather unprepared manner. Guderian got left behind in a vulture along with half a dozen more BS and a short chase took place with maybe dozen more falling on the way.

We repped up the TCU, peaced out and listed to http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus/fight-us-maybe.

Good fights everyone!

I'm far too tired to dig up BRDocs for each of the fights, so here's the DailyTotal: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...,JP4-AA,8WA-Z6

Nice lively BR. Although every time after I read one of yours, and then check the actual BR doctor report, the numbers seem exaggerated.

For reference, the BR doctor:
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8033

I don't see any lachesis losses on honeybadger side. And surprisingly only 2 rifters, and although some other frigs died, they all seem to have gone down to rapiers and huginns.

And then the BS losses. Read your BR and you'd think we lost 30+20+12 = 62
The actual BR shows 39 maels + 2 scorps.

Now I never let reality get in the way of a good story either, but 50% seems a bit much.

As a bit of side info, because I'm one bored motherfucker at work:
19 of the 39 mael losses had a dread doing top damage. So taking into consideration both sides fleet set-up: even BS numbers, but 10 dreads on honeybadger side, I don't even think S2N & co underperformed this fight.

[Dego]

Nice lively BR. Although every time after I read one of yours, and then check the actual BR doctor report, the numbers seem exaggerated.

For reference, the BR doctor:
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8033

I don't see any lachesis losses on honeybadger side. And surprisingly only 2 rifters, and although some other frigs died, they all seem to have gone down to rapiers and huginns.

And then the BS losses. Read your BR and you'd think we lost 30+20+12 = 62
The actual BR shows 39 maels + 2 scorps.

Now I never let reality get in the way of a good story either, but 50% seems a bit much.

I like how you criticize shadoo's math, then state that 41 is 50% of 62.

gg

[Berdennol]

I like how you criticize shadoo's math, then state that 41 is 50% of 62.

gg

Aren't you a dumb fuck.
50% is the amount he exaggerated.
41 vs 62.

Get it?

[Endie]

i think the correct grammar may be: You're a fucking nobody

I find myself in the uncomfortable position of going in to bat for Securitas here, but his initial wording was the most plausible one.

[Farasoloni]

Aren't you a dumb fuck.
50% is the amount he exaggerated.
41 vs 62.

Get it?

I like how you criticize shadoo's math, then state that 41 is 50% of 62.

gg

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[Berdennol]

I'm going to play safe here and assume you don't get it either.

If 41 = 100%
Then 62 = 151,22%

So 62 (the number shadoo came to) is a 50% increase over 41 (the actual number).

Are we all on the same page now, or did the short bus forget to come pick you up?

[Le'Blob]

Please, teach each other more math, you fucking nerds.

[Fix Lag]

I was in Delve for three minutes today so I figured I would let you all know.

[Shadoo]

I'm going to play safe here and assume you don't get it either.

If 41 = 100%
Then 62 = 151,22%

So 62 (the number shadoo came to) is a 50% increase over 41 (the actual number).

Are we all on the same page now, or did the short bus forget to come pick you up?

Well hello there AJ Regard . Since you are great at math, do take another peek on the PL killboard, now include the systems next door and then look at the TEST KB for final blows not on PL board and come back to me with your 41 ))).