Elitistops [ISRAD] : A Corporation of Elite Individuals of Space

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-30

DAMAGE CONTROL II ACTIVATED

Am0n is Australian, by which I mean, borderline retarded.

Please do not judge my entire corp by the actions of one, least of all an Australian (CRIKEY).

Oh, Australians
Amazingly retarded
Needs some more spiders

**Viribus** · 2012-04-30

I am sorry my decision is final ;_;7 ;_;7

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-30

Are you sure?

**Don Peyote** · 2012-04-30

Originally Posted by Grogoth

Correct.

Do you live with any women?

I haven't spoken to a woman in about 3 days, I gather this qualifies me for director status

**zero** · 2012-04-30

I think viribus just can't stomach being in a space guild with anzacs. He can barely stand the one we have.

**Wusti** · 2012-04-30

Originally Posted by zero

I think viribus just can't stomach being in a space guild with anzacs. He can barely stand the one we have.

You try running one and THEN complain!

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-02

Prolly goes a lot like this. "G'day cunts." "Align to the sun, ya cunts." "Fuck off cunt I just died." "Broadcast for reps, fuckwit. Cunt."

**Opti** · 2012-05-02

Anyone would knows the fine art of using the word cunt is alright in my book

**Kanloch** · 2012-05-02

Originally Posted by jeffraider

Prolly goes a lot like this. "G'day cunts." "Align to the sun, ya cunts." "Fuck off cunt I just died." "Broadcast for reps, fuckwit. Cunt."

Is this what Grogoth FCing a fleet sounds like?

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-02

No, surprisingly I am quite a pleasant fellow when I play spaceships.

Which is to say I am a horrible cunt all of the time.

**Kanloch** · 2012-05-02

That last part reminded me of this

http://youtu.be/WcG3JRIF05w?t=2m47s

(linked because embeds apparently don't work with start at times)

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-02

Knew it was a bricktop link before I clicked it booyah

**Viribus** · 2012-05-02

Originally Posted by zero

I think viribus just can't stomach being in a space guild with anzacs. He can barely stand the one we have.

I don't have any problem with Australians that stay in Australia, but the ones that live in Vancouver are universally obnoxious dickholes. They just come here to drink our beer, ski our hills, and bang our sluts.

What I'm saying is keep off our sluts. As charming and handsome as I am I dislike having to compete with a foreign accent, even one as grating and unpleasant as Australian.

**ente** · 2012-05-02

There are sure as hell no germans stealing your sluts then. I HAVE SOME SCHMETTERLINGS IN MY BAUCH! german is literally the comic sans of accents and i feel ashamed every time i hear a fellow german talk english.

**Opti** · 2012-05-02

Originally Posted by Viribus

I don't have any problem with Australians that stay in Australia, but the ones that live in Vancouver are universally obnoxious dickholes. They just come here to drink our beer, ski our hills, and bang our sluts.

What I'm saying is keep off our sluts. As charming and handsome as I am I dislike having to compete with a foreign accent, even one as grating and unpleasant as Australian.

More like Vandirty

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-02

Originally Posted by Viribus

I don't have any problem with Australians that stay in Australia, but the ones that live in Vancouver are universally obnoxious dickholes. They just come here to drink our beer, ski our hills, and bang our sluts.

What I'm saying is keep off our sluts. As charming and handsome as I am I dislike having to compete with a foreign accent, even one as grating and unpleasant as Australian.

You must look like your avatar IRL if you can't beat an australian accent brotato.

Additionally, I have actually fought and killed a crocodile irl - so hope to baby jesus that i dont come there or I will probably bang your mom~

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-11

Crocodile Dundee is a babe :O

**WomynPower** · 2012-05-14

lok at these nerds acting like their guild is cool

why are u even in pl anymore u may as well join the cfc u fukin nerds

join pizza 420 or die like punk bitches when we put u nerds in ur grave

**Phreeze** · 2012-05-14

Denied

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-05-20

What the fuck happened to my epic sig

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-05-20

ohhhhhhhh you niggers crossed the line. you destroyed the best sig on this forum.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-20

Please go back to your cave. kthx

**Viribus** · 2012-05-21

Hey Vonq, I noticed you had an IRL photo of yourself as your avatar. Welcome to the club, man

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-05-22

Originally Posted by Viribus

Hey Vonq, I noticed you had an IRL photo of yourself as your avatar. Welcome to the club, man

Two months ago I had a hella sick sig on here... and then I left for a while.

I come back and I'm all like

**Giacomo Carissimi** · 2012-05-22

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Two months ago I had a hella sick sig on here... and then I left for a while.

I come back and I'm all like

I bet if you leave again, your sig will come back.

**T'Renn** · 2012-05-22

Hi,

This thread has turned to shit but I just wanted to pop in and mention that EO is still recruiting space friends. Everyone in ISRAD is super nice and goes out of their way to be friendly to new members.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-22

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Hi,

This thread has turned to shit but I just wanted to pop in and mention that EO is still recruiting space friends. Everyone in ISRAD is super nice and goes out of their way to be friendly to new members.

[12:56] <T-Renn> hold on lemme log on
[12:56] <Gerwiga> didn't you have roles last week?
[12:57] <T-Renn> I don't have ship roles
[12:57] <T-Renn> it's half assed and stupid like i'm going to fucking steal
[12:58] <~penifSMASH> lol no one knows who you are
[12:58] <T-Renn> can someone just trade me one of the israd scimis please?
[12:58] <~penifSMASH> youve been in corp for 3 weeks
[12:58] <T-Renn> kamilla dupont
[12:58] <~penifSMASH> and youre bitching about not having full roles
[12:58] <~penifSMASH> shut the fuck up
[12:58] * T-Renn (T-Renn@T-Renn.pandemic-legion.com) has left #israd
[12:59] <FainaruWada> lol
[12:59] <FainaruWada> pwned

There is absolutely no way that anyone else out there could be worse than T-Renn

**penifSMASH** · 2012-05-22

T-Renn is a good man

**anzoxe** · 2012-05-22

can i have roles

**Jive Turky** · 2012-05-23

Jeff that was the best Pusswah impersantion, it reads like a transcript of our AU TZ C3N fleets.

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-23

I'm trustworthy with roles

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-05-23

Originally Posted by Giacomo Carissimi

I bet if you leave again, your sig will come back.

Do ya really think so

**icanhazcheesetoast** · 2012-05-23

hey penif can i have roles

**T'Renn** · 2012-05-23

you can have my roles actually

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-23

Originally Posted by T'Renn

You are literally worse than Sort Dragon

**Opti** · 2012-05-23

penifsmash has 100 tech moons and yet nice enough to give out free scimitars to people

im fucking locked and loaded and on my way

**Viribus** · 2012-05-23

lol this is what you get for recruiting publicly, fags

**T'Renn** · 2012-05-27

Bump for a friendly corp with nice people. If you want to do elite 0.0 pvp, this is the corporation for you. Now with 100% more Phreeze!

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-27

Please join us, help us dumpster on T'Renn and his wife's fat spotty ass until he goes mental and starts whining about how we aren't friendly again.

YOU TOO, can help this genetic failure deal with the fact that his wife successfully did a DVDADT spectacular not too long ago

**Viribus** · 2012-05-28

im not really into blob warfare sory

**foobaloo** · 2012-05-28

Originally Posted by Grogoth

a DVDADT spectacular

so many doubles, sounds like broski made a pass at her.

**T'Renn** · 2012-06-04

Yet another bump for this fine group of guys. Though I am no longer a member of this elite internet spaceship guild, they will forever hold a place in my heart. <3 <3 <3

**Grogoth** · 2012-06-04

You failed the corp and were purged, keep on moving

**T'Renn** · 2012-06-04

You wish I were purged, but you and I both know what happened there, don't we? Alas, I will miss Penif and some of the ISRAD crew, but now I get to be in your old corp and listen to them talk about how much they can't fucking stand you, so that to me is a fair trade. I feel right at home actually bro -- oh-seven.

**Grogoth** · 2012-06-04

I like how you got told to chillpost, yet still come off as a whiny butthurt faggot.

Everyone has seen the logs of your sperg, everyone laughed, you can ride this wave of pubbie smugness as much as you like, you are still a piece of shit, and no corp ticker is going to change that for you.

o7 m8

**T'Renn** · 2012-06-04

Tell me more about how I was told to chillpost while you were the one who got your vagina punched for fabricating some bullshit to try to turn the alliance against me, faggot.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-06-04

Trent m8 (I refuse to call you T'Renn wtf is that some kind of Star Trek name christ) you have been publicly pilloried by Grogothna few times already, stop making it worse

Or keep it up and do a vonq-style spergsplosion...tell me, do you enjoy using cocaine/using victims of statutory rape to deflect from your own problems, or blogging on an EVE forum about your job as something to do with photographs and underground techno raves (that actually sounds good)?

**Don Peyote** · 2012-06-04

On second thoughts don't tell me and shut up thanks!

**Razzor** · 2012-06-04

Sorry splodey but I got to hand it to the little cock muncher. He uses naked photos of his whore wife to get into ISRAD and then uses a fight with PL convict Grogath the giant to get into Snigg. He didn't even have to do time in NESW. Say what you want but the nigger knows how to get places.

**Grogoth** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Tell me more about how I was told to chillpost while you were the one who got your vagina punched for fabricating some bullshit to try to turn the alliance against me, faggot.

For those wondering, I had my services disabled for trolling terrible bads like BDCI that this jizz mopper was a spy. It was a super obvious troll, but dumbasses like intakiguy fell for it and propogated it, and then this poor little muffin just absolutely shit their pants and broke down irl about it - started pm'ing every single PL admin they could and just BEGGED for the bad man to stop.

Getting the drem services purged is pretty much the easiest thing that can be done, because I post alot and apparently that is bad for the database or something.

Anyway, I was regrouting my bathroom all weekend and didn't actually notice this had happened, woke up the next day and it was apparently working again - still had more grouting to do so couldn't tell. This was T'Renn's biggest achievement in life so far.

Soon after, he was poached by SNIGG, presumably because of the vicious posting extravaganza in a few threads, and also because of his RL tears to a few mother ducks (and lasarfuckingbonghits).

I am happy for him tbh, just look at the swagger he has going now - I mean it is hanging by a thread, but it is still there.

E:

Originally Posted by Razzor

Sorry splodey but I got to hand it to the little cock muncher. He uses naked photos of his whore wife to get into ISRAD and then uses a fight with PL convict Grogath the giant to get into Snigg. He didn't even have to do time in NESW. Say what you want but the nigger knows how to get places.

This is completely true, however I prefer to look at it as the greatest troll I have ever deployed on SNIGG. My hate fuelled sperg aside, just look at the logs from this dude - he is like one thousand menstrual women with yeast infections and inattentive husbands, there is only so long he is going to be able to keep it together.

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