Worst Corp Names in EVE

[Kazanir]

I've got an entire alliance with a terrible name... Looney Toons. dear god, why?

Everything about that name/alliance as a whole is redeemed by the ticker, tbh.

[Lareon]

Did they undocked and started selling you timeshares/amway shit until u exploded?

No, they hopped from an alt corp to another, untill they exploded. Terrible smacktalkers, also :/

Everything about that name/alliance as a whole is redeemed by the ticker, tbh.

Lol, what we did so terribad? (yes, I'm a tooney)

[Securitas]

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/U...3/corporations

I need not say more.

[Endie]

Any corp name that misuses the majestic apostrophe is a blasphemous mess in my book.

Such as Steel Soldier's. DIAF.

Yeah, in Venal you occasionally see "The Diplomat's" roll through.

The Diplomat's fucking what, you retards? His Ferrero Rocher, with which he is spoiling us?

Edit: also the Pat Sharp Potato Rodeo website thing has lots of pictures of their Pat Sharp gimmick, who is a Smashy-and-Nicey-style radio DJ and Kajagoogoo lookalike.

[riverini [banned]]

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/U...3/corporations

I need not say more.

3L173 $P34|< /\/\U(|-|?

[indet]

CCP wont rename that kinda stuff, we had a guy in corp called Muhammad Jihad.

I guy in my old corps pub had his corp renamed by CCP. it was...fuck off i have work to do, or something darn close.

[arogon]

Evoulution
Anything that ends with .

[CCP Nozh]

Evoulution
Anything that ends with .

cannot find a corp Evoulution, if you mean Evolution (IT corp), its not a bad name.

Northern Coalition.

[Deniera]

Anything that ends with .

Wildly InappropriateDOT

[Lareon]

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Whimmy_Wham_Wham_Wozzle

[Kaeydan]

CCP should stop being faggots and purge old corp names not in use so people don't have to keep making retarded corp names.

[Deniera]

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Whimmy_Wham_Wham_Wozzle

from their description.

"Man is only 90% water
WHIMM is 100% Carebear"

[Quesa]

from their description.

"Man is only 90% water
WHIMM is 100% Carebear"

That sounds like a great place to put a spy-caracal-gankfriendlies-alt.

[Malaclypse]

From the Cold Steel Alliance (ex-)corp list:

Projekt Erzengel
JU5TICE FOR ALL
Perdition is Kill
SyNtHeTiC D.N.A
Black Templar Germany

Rennfeuer
Task Force Phalanx
Random Pirate's (from Blackwater Inc. alliance + abused apostrophe in their name)
Tower of Strength

EDIT:
QQ Connoisseur's (alliance), (also filled with Muppet and Copr 1 faggots, so it's terrible twofold terrible)

[Murr]

Tower of Strength

These are probably Mission fans so that makes it a good name!

[Malaclypse]

These are probably Mission fans so that makes it a good name!

After watching that vid, I still don't get why them being mission runners making it a good name...
EDIT: Nvm, it was too obvious, got it.

Either way, both video and song do belong in a thread starting with "the worst". Wtf was this shit?

[Murr]

Either way, both video and song do belong in a thread starting with "the worst". Wtf was this shit?

Son, I am disappoint.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mission_(band)

The Mission (briefly known as The Sisterhood in 1986, not to be confused with The Sisterhood, and known as The Mission UK in the United States[1]) were a gothic rock band formed in 1986 from the splinters of the freshly-dissolved rock band The Sisters of Mercy.
The band was started by frontman Wayne Hussey and bassist Craig Adams (both from the Sisters of Mercy), soon adding drummer Mick Brown (Red Lorry Yellow Lorry) and guitarist Simon Hinkler (Artery and Pulp). Aside from Hussey, the line-up has changed several times during the years.
The band's catalogue consists of nine main albums (God's Own Medicine, The First Chapter, Children, Carved in Sand, Masque, Neverland, Blue, Aura and God is a Bullet) with several complementing albums, compilations and other miscellaneous releases also in existence.

[Malaclypse]

Son, I am disappoint.

Believe it or not, I indeed wiki'd them before making above post (the reason I got the referrance eventually). The video is still terrible and, while not being a goth connoiseur, I've heard better. But each to it's own...
/offtopic

EDIT: @Arrador below: Real DD's?

[Arrador]

Son, I am disappoint.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mission_(band)

The Mission (briefly known as The Sisterhood in 1986, not to be confused with The Sisterhood, and known as The Mission UK in the United States[1]) were a gothic rock band formed in 1986 from the splinters of the freshly-dissolved rock band The Sisters of Mercy.
The band was started by frontman Wayne Hussey and bassist Craig Adams (both from the Sisters of Mercy), soon adding drummer Mick Brown (Red Lorry Yellow Lorry) and guitarist Simon Hinkler (Artery and Pulp). Aside from Hussey, the line-up has changed several times during the years.
The band's catalogue consists of nine main albums (God's Own Medicine, The First Chapter, Children, Carved in Sand, Masque, Neverland, Blue, Aura and God is a Bullet) with several complementing albums, compilations and other miscellaneous releases also in existence.

If they are goth, then I'm super model with double D's

[progodlegend]

A repository (or suppository if you have a USB handy and that's your thing), for the worst corp names in EVE.

Names that make you Cringe, feel sorry for anyone forced to put up with the moniker, angry or those that are just plain terrible.


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If you want to recruit hormonal kids, spoilt kids that just wont shut the fuck up, then appealing to the Warhammer fanbase does wonders. Specifically anything Space Marine related.

http://forum.battleclinic.com/index....cseen.html#new

Aren't you the guy that always used to hate on LFA and 101st in general in all the provi threads? Someones Bitter, It's been 6 months man let it go.

[Malaclypse]

Aren't you the guy that always used to hate on LFA and 101st in general in all the provi threads? Someones Bitter, It's been 6 months man let it go.

Date of Ransom's post you just quoted: 2009-11-10

It's been 10 months, man, you're dumb and late.

[progodlegend]

this is true. Oh well, back to reading scrapheap.

[Mr Coloredshirt]

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/U...S/corporations

e: Alright so the way the forums shortened the link was p coincidental.

[RansomList]

Aren't you the guy that always used to hate on LFA and 101st in general in all the provi threads? Someones Bitter, It's been 6 months man let it go.

Speaking of late, two weeks is hardly all that bad in comparrison. I'm not Chribba, OK?

You'd have to link me the posts you are thinking of, i honestly cant remember.

Regards 101'st i just hated/hate the name and my judgement on it isnt based on the actual membership of the corp in question but on the kind of player such a name naturally appeals to.

Hope that helps, please ask if there is anything else you want to know and have a great day, because Jesus love you.

[Chipmunk McPaul]

I can't stand the ones that take names from other sci-fi shit, so damn lame.

Star Wars:
Rebel Alliance of New Eden - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/R...ce_of_New_Eden (fighting Vader in EVE!)
Stormtroopers - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/STORMTROOPERS
Rebel Attack Fleet - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Rebel_Attack_Fleet

Star trek:
Star Trek Xtreme - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Star_Trek_Xtreme (for XTREME star trekkin'!)
Starfleet Federation - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/StarFleet_Federation
Starfleet Enterprises - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/StarFleet_Enterprises
Starfleet Command Operations Corp - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Starf...perations_Corp
Borg Kollektiv - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/BORG_Kollektiv

Batman: (all of these entities should team up and be one giant Batman force!)
Wayne Enterprizes - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Wayne_Enterprizes
Wayne Biotech - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Wayne_Biotech (a part of http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/G...s/corporations - GOTHAM KNIGHTS!)
Dark Night Research and Development - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/dark_...nd_development
Oddly enough, the above corp is not in... Dark Knight Alliance! - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/D...e/corporations

Iron Man:
We start with... Stark. Industries - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Stark._Industries
Followed by... Stark Industries. - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/STARK_INDUSTRIES.
Complimented by... Stark Ind. - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Stark_Ind.
All of which are out done by... Stark HEAVY Industries - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/STARK_HEAVY_INDUSTRIES
And finally... Stark International - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Stark_International

Awful.

lemme add some DUNE there

Fremen Enterprises
Fremen Legion
Fremen Liberation Army
Fremen Sietch
Fremen Warrior Front
Fremens
Fremens Space Tribe
Fremens Space Tribe. [DOT]
Arrakeen Prime Conglomerate
Arrakis Enterprises
Arrakis Exports
Arrakis Industry United
Arrakis Spice Miners Unlimited
Arrakis Spice Traders
Arrakis Spice Wyrm Calvalry
Arrakis Trading

and so on...

[Malaclypse]

lemme add some DUNE there...

Liam Fremen...

[Pier]

Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles is all sorts of varieties.
Bene Gesserit.

[John Caffeine]

54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry

[Holdem]

Go get em 54th!!!

[TestPostPleaseIgnore]

Stargate-1? Just kidding, luv you SG-1 =)

[Thirsty McDrinkerston]

Burning Napalm... Are you implying that napalm does something else other than burn? Because if not, the burning is not needed. Boosh

[Lordo]

Actually napalm is a thickening agent.

[Aurora148]

Burning Napalm... Are you implying that napalm does something else other than burn? Because if not, the burning is not needed. Boosh

napalm needs to be mixed with fuel then ignited for it to burn, other than that its just an unreactive paste, so it is either napalm or burning napalm.

[Lilan kahn]

the littlest hobos


dumb name based on a dumb tv show

[Thirsty McDrinkerston]

napalm needs to be mixed with fuel then ignited for it to burn, other than that its just an unreactive paste, so it is either napalm or burning napalm.

Shouldn't it be called ignited napalm then? Because if the napalm mixed with fuel doesn't burn until it comes in contact with something. I made napalm with Gasoline and Styrofoam and it looked normal until I tossed it out on the front lawn.

[Aurora148]

Shouldn't it be called ignited napalm then? Because if the napalm mixed with fuel doesn't burn until it comes in contact with something. I made napalm with Gasoline and Styrofoam and it looked normal until I tossed it out on the front lawn.

once it is ignited it burns.

ignited napalm is like saying ignited paper, you dont say ignited paper - you say burning paper.

[Murr]

Black Templars Eternal Crusaders LF Alliance.

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1418282

No joke. Since we too are black and we are WARRIORS we should invite them.

[Manny]

H A V O C

[MpozoY]

H A V O C

The name holds a lot of spaces even if the alliance doesn't

[Sroasa]

Babylon 5..

Retarded name to start with but TWO dots.

[Isaac A]

As Far As The eYe can see

(AFATY)

and its a real fucking corp too, 96 members

I ran across this from the macro thread, and registered just to defend my poor corp. Yes, the name is wacky (so is our alliance name), but we're a very nice casual corp. Friendly all around.

[Don Peyote]

BOUNTY.HUNTER.MINING.EXPLORATION.COPERATION
Reikoku
SniggWaffe
Battlestars
Ars Ex Discordia
THE DRAGON HUNTERS
The xDEATHx Squadron
The xLIFEx Squadron
D00M.
Hysteria Nexus
Anything latin/mispelt latin/refering to latin/looks like latin/has a member that speaks latin
UNITED STATES ARMY IMPERIAL FORCES (lol)
Anything with a Dot in it, anything with all capitals, anything randomly caps'd (TuNDraGon i'm looking at you)
Anything with black, dark, night, negro, noir, twilight, yulai, of EVE, legion, Goon in it
D00M. Again
Reikoku again
x13 (What does it even mean? I think it's supposed to look like a skull and crossbones but it fails miserably)
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
D00M. one more time
Celestial Janissaries (In fact, let's put the whole of CVA in there)
Anything with .. or ... or any form of elipsis, complete or otherwise, in it

and the best

No dogs or battlestars allowed
That's what a Spy would say
Outer Rim Jobs
bad kitty inc.
Dungar Offends Gamma's Honour Often
N Theta we trust
Tolon's sister Whorehouse
Rim Collection RC
Sniggerdly
Black Omega Security
North Star Networks
Hounds of Cullan

[Securitas]

You forgot Stealthfield and The Minutemen.

[Ralara]

I've always liked my own corp's name: Vivicide

No dot, it's an aggressive name (nasty name, actually)... simple. I like it

But then, I would.

[Ralara]

Anything with black, dark, night, negro, noir, twilight, yulai, of EVE, legion, Goon in it

and the best


Black Omega Security

?

[MpozoY]

Ars can at least use the excuse that they're from the Ars Technica forums, it used to be Ars Caelestis (a bastardized Ars In Space) but changed when Achilles Thorongmor (a genuinely bad name) stole the original corp.

It's perfectly ok to troll them for their ASCN roots if you need something to fall back on

[northwesten]

Dark Skyes and I made that with my alt .....

[Don Peyote]

?

Hmm. Interesting. Now I have a dilemma, do I retain my integrity and stick by my contradictory statement or dismiss it somehow?

Yeah, but I like the Omega Security part!

Although in hindsight it's not a great name. Anyway, thankyou for pointing that out

[Divus]

Improbable submit! This might help a lot of folks find out about this matter.

Location: US

[Laina Delapore]

Confirming I too, form part of the big block of opinion hating on corporations / alliances named after real world or other fiction military units - especially Warhammer 40K Space Marine Chapters.

Dark. Dawn and their most recent former Alliance Fear Th3 Vampires.

Oh, and on the topic of misused and misplaced apostrophes - SpaceMonkey's Alliance.