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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    That Apoc seems oke for RR gang.

    I see, two high slots left and no rigs. Perhaps he forgot some in a rush..?
    wrong sized guns, empty highs and no rigs combined to make me go 'lol'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    I see your fail fit and raise you another ex-atlas, albeit more expensive fail fit: http://killboard.legionofdeath.info/?op=kill&id=646718

    And another: http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6567391
    [Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrador View Post
    I see your fail fit and raise you another ex-atlas, albeit more expensive fail fit: http://killboard.legionofdeath.info/?op=kill&id=646718

    And another: http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6567391
    why so hatin?

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7836349

    Welcome to Providence, ICE.

    edit: searched for more gold and was not disappointed:

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7835502

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phineas Freak View Post
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7836349

    Welcome to Providence, ICE.

    edit: searched for more gold and was not disappointed:

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7835502
    I was gonna try and make a post justifying a torp launcher with blasters, but I just cant.

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    Some more welcome KM's from ICE

    excelent dual tank:
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7816672
    I guess rigs dont help?
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7834392

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    The narrative for this killmail, at least in my imagination, is pretty good:
    http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7839339

    Looking at his killboard information, he's been fucking around with Unknown Entity for a month or so, and decides to bring in a lightly tanked Vindicator with 2-3 friends to fuck with them some more.

    Manages to down a typhoon and a hurricane with this friends, and 3 minutes later the Erebus pops in and headshots him. Maybe a bit more tank wouldn't have helped much anyway.

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    This is just....well terrible!

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7842843

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyUK View Post
    Actually that's a really good ratting fit. Why have extra tank when you don't need it? Extra tank just means it takes longer to kill you. More Istabs/nanos will USUALLY save your ship, more sebos means quicker locking of rats, more DCUs = more dps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    Actually that's a really good ratting fit. Why have extra tank when you don't need it? Extra tank just means it takes longer to kill you. More Istabs/nanos will USUALLY save your ship, more sebos means quicker locking of rats, more DCUs = more dps.
    He was killed by rats. I'm fairly sure he needed it.

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    strange abaddon for se
    http://killboard.xenobytes.se/?a=kil...&kll_id=163073

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    Quote Originally Posted by tokimi View Post
    Some more welcome KM's from ICE

    excelent dual tank:
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7816672
    I guess rigs dont help?
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7834392
    stop posting!

    those fits are not the best but this is all (at-least they are well tanked, maybe this was something that was wanted!), this thread are for Comedy Killmails

    and rigs are expensive maybe pilot wasn't isk to buy them (3 trimaks cost same as new bs hull)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradyk View Post
    He was killed by rats. I'm fairly sure he needed it.
    If I had to guess he probably just went AFK considering that the amount of damage he took roughly equals a Thanatos' raw HP.
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    http://majesta.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_...kll_id=7853425

    ok now this is actually a comedy fit. Not only did he die his own alliance's tower but....well just see for yourself.

    <3 ME otherwise though
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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7854146

    Not a comedy fit, but definitely a comedy kill.

    Seriously - what the hell? o.O

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    Smaster the chimera pilot is ex-101space marines. Coincidence?

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7853304

    I, too run the EC- gatecamp in a fucking cargoexpanded Abbadon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7853304

    I, too run the EC- gatecamp in a fucking cargoexpanded Abbadon.
    His Honour Tank remains intact though.

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    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36718

    Jesus fucking christ we have retarded ratters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36718

    Jesus fucking christ we have retarded ratters.
    You mean triple rep carrier with no cap recharge mods is not standard TEST fit?

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    I could start a whole thread about terrible carriers getting killed.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=51708

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    I often find that an unconventional fit is the best way.
    http://bca.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7884852

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    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=37267

    The fits, the fleet, and the fact I died on warpin are all hilarious.

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    Nerf Feroxi, obviously they are overpowered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quesa View Post
    Nerf Feroxi, obviously they are overpowered.
    The new drakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=37267

    The fits, the fleet, and the fact I died on warpin are all hilarious.
    Yeah but thats Wormhole - something like armor tanked tengu isnt anything new there (since for example you get massive penalties to shield (amount/resists) in some of those) - while those might be funny for the K-space dwellers in some cases they make perfect sense in W-space (if you check Aperture Harmonics kb you can find a lot of weird ones) ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by R0ze View Post
    Yeah but thats Wormhole - something like armor tanked tengu isnt anything new there (since for example you get massive penalties to shield (amount/resists) in some of those) - while those might be funny for the K-space dwellers in some cases they make perfect sense in W-space (if you check Aperture Harmonics kb you can find a lot of weird ones) ..
    There's no excuse for the salvaging legion with drone subsystem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    There's no excuse for the salvaging legion with drone subsystem.
    well it looks like you've caught them doing site. Look at the mid slot of that legion. He wasn't prepared to fight, they were doing mag/radar/salvage sites. Its normal to see weird setups with T3 in w-space. It really comes to their own wh and the ones they are doing the sites at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCP Nozh View Post
    well it looks like you've caught them doing site. Look at the mid slot of that legion. He wasn't prepared to fight, they were doing mag/radar/salvage sites. Its normal to see weird setups with T3 in w-space. It really comes to their own wh and the ones they are doing the sites at.
    There are wormhole fits which include things such as ships not using all their turrets for additional reps/transfers. Then there are failfits where they try to do everything at once. You don't do that. It isn't optimal. You fit a blackbird or something with hackers/analyzers and a destroyer for salvaging. Specialization is key to efficiency. By gimping the fuck out of their fits, they just make sites take forever to do.

    Plus they were doing an anomaly, not a radar/mag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    There are wormhole fits which include things such as ships not using all their turrets for additional reps/transfers. Then there are failfits where they try to do everything at once. You don't do that. It isn't optimal. You fit a blackbird or something with hackers/analyzers and a destroyer for salvaging. Specialization is key to efficiency. By gimping the fuck out of their fits, they just make sites take forever to do.

    Plus they were doing an anomaly, not a radar/mag.
    well the legion is fit for hacking/analyzing as well as salvaging. If they want to salvage while killing the rats then destroyer is not optimal for it. I've seen my WH corp and several others with odd fits that worked very well. As R0ze said, take a look at AHARM killboard.

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    Low-sec Ratting Arby HML Buffer Raven in a FW hub system...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Low-sec Ratting Arby HML Buffer Raven in a FW hub system...
    Dunno whats funnier hsi fit or the bhaalgorn with meta 4 guns
    Sigged himself retarded.

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    http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7901441

    If the fit requires a 4 bill RCU on a subcapital ship, it's probably not meant to be.

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7915968

    this vulture setup was used in fleet fight, like wth... lol

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    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=37735

    I like Kalnov, but damn. That fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    Nothing wrong with that fit. Kaikka's is pretty cheap and worth the isk (~150m) as is TS booster.

    Expanded cargohold because there's literally nothing worth putting in that slot and boosters = life.

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    I was talking th expanded cargohold.

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    Only comedy thing comedy about it is synth blue pill because I literally had no way to get improved or strong (though I could have if I derped less).

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    http://kb.morsus-mihi.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7917459

    I wish I could tracking link my missle ship too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    http://kb.morsus-mihi.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7917459

    I wish I could tracking link my missle ship too
    lol i like this widow in related kills more with domination hardners

    and about those tracking links, we don't know maybe there was more (gun) ships who got out alive


    edit: this widow fit is actually SHIT and real comedy mail here! he would probably get more hp out of regen than like this....... plus he was logi support, then max-hp-resits is way to go always!

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    http://eve-daco.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3482

    Complete FAIL!

    Its a little old and or maybe posted before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Santiago View Post
    http://eve-daco.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3482

    Complete FAIL!

    Its a little old and or maybe posted before...
    tales from the crypt keeper there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    Also, EC- has its own fucking intel channel
    How do you manage to die there

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulis View Post
    Also, EC- has its own fucking intel channel
    How do you manage to die there
    Sometimes, rarely in some cases, people actually like to shoot other people.

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