Comedy Killmails

**Mvtaylor** · 2010-03-13

Originally Posted by Opti

http://cow.hosti.fi/kb/?a=kill_related&kll_id=127912

1 fail fit carrier 1 guy kicked

getting revenge = priceless

i think they will trade again

Nyx #1 is ridiculously fit. I know it's killboard estimates but (total "battle") 60bil isk down, with 15bil being dropped items. Wish I'd been there to ninja loot some of that!

Regarding the rigs I guess Trimarks only really count as requires 15/20% more doomsdays to kill post Dominion. Well that and giving you more time for back up to arrive if you get baited. However I doubt in either situation one Trimark is going to save you.

So, bit more story...? Mr Bait Thanatos was kicked from Tri due to a shit fit and helped get "revenge"?

**Yorda** · 2010-03-13

Originally Posted by Mvtaylor

Nyx #1 is ridiculously fit. I know it's killboard estimates but (total "battle") 60bil isk down, with 15bil being dropped items. Wish I'd been there to ninja loot some of that!

Regarding the rigs I guess Trimarks only really count as requires 15/20% more doomsdays to kill post Dominion. Well that and giving you more time for back up to arrive if you get baited. However I doubt in either situation one Trimark is going to save you.

So, bit more story...? Mr Bait Thanatos was kicked from Tri due to a shit fit and helped get "revenge"?

They're both identically fit apart from the cap rechargers (The points/sb's are a bit different too). Nyx #1 is only low end officer cap rechargers which were only like a bil a pop last I looked. They both have x-type hardeners/a-type eanms (or the officer equivalent).

**Aurora148** · 2010-03-13

The Trimark vs CCC argument essentially boils down to; do you want to get to places quicker (jump-cap recharge) or do you want to stay alive longer once there?

**Phreeze** · 2010-03-13

Either way, neither rig would have saved them in this situation.

There are alot of retards who shitfit their supercap. It's nice to see people still pimp them out in an intelligent manner.

**R0ze** · 2010-03-13

Too bad you can't armor and hull tank the same time (or need to do split .. like with trimarks) would be perfect then http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6034997

**Kiritsubo** · 2010-03-14

Are Mining Barges the new Industrials?

Blamo

As a side note, my buddy says the Merlin print is a BPO.

**Patoa** · 2010-03-14

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=269023

I don't even know what to say about this...

**sacul** · 2010-03-14

Originally Posted by Patoa

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=269023

I don't even know what to say about this...

Most likely a guy who build it somewhere and wants to transport it quickly to a market hub.

**sacul** · 2010-03-14

Originally Posted by Yorda

Holy fuck. 2 Estamel cloaks, are those still stupidly expensive?

Estamel cloak is 1,3b atm. You can buy mine for 1,2 >.<

**Yorda** · 2010-03-15

Originally Posted by sacul

Estamel cloak is 1,3b atm. You can buy mine for 1,2 >.<

If the nano panther still worked I'd totally buy it.

**exxxie** · 2010-03-15

http://www.atlas-alliance.com/killbo...&kll_id=156939

Watch those Genos guys steal this mighty Atlas fit.

**Shadoo** · 2010-03-15

Originally Posted by exxxie

http://www.atlas-alliance.com/killbo...&kll_id=156939

Watch those Genos guys steal this mighty Atlas fit.

Looks like a perfect FleetMach. Get some dmg on the fleet BS primaries, while having your wicket way with the dictors burning towards you.

**Yorda** · 2010-03-15

Originally Posted by Shadoo

Looks like a perfect FleetMach. Get some dmg on the fleet BS primaries, while having your wicket way with the dictors burning towards you.

Hell yea, t2/named guns are for suckas.

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-17

Smartbomb dread for win

**Ralara** · 2010-03-17

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

Smartbomb dread for win

the fuck...

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-18

http://killboard.it/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=144899

interesting how long they shoot it?

**Yorda** · 2010-03-18

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

http://killboard.it/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=144899

interesting how long they shoot it?

A Moros with only 1 trimark and no other raw hp increasing items has 738,282 hull+armor+shield and he took 704,983 damage which means he's either a scrub with bad skills or there were other people who did damage but got off the km (guessing carrier assigned drones).

Especially considering two of the noob ships did almost exactly 25% more damage than two other noob ships, or the difference between a carrier V thanatos and another carrier.

Also, protips, civilian weapons do something like 5dps but the noob ships have a small drone bay which means they can carry a hobgoblin II (which do 25dps with skills). The Velator has 10m3 bandwidth so should do double the dps of the other noob ships. If they weren't using drones they literally do not have the dps to break a dread's passive tank.

**Malaclypse** · 2010-03-18

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

http://killboard.it/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=144899

interesting how long they shoot it?

A good while, I know that out of personal experience. And because, they are copycats. Killing own capitals with noobships (+haulers) was celebrated byThundercats first. :P ( http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=235723 )

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-18

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

A good while, I know that out of personal experience. And because, they are copycats. Killing own capitals with noobships (+haulers) was celebrated byThundercats first. :P ( http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=235723 )

it one was at-least fited "well"

i really like this fit - there are some style

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-18

http://gc.storm-eve.com/killboard/?a...l&kll_id=51139

**Yorda** · 2010-03-18

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

http://gc.storm-eve.com/killboard/?a...l&kll_id=51139

Totally thought those were PDS's, how much do top end RCU's go for?

**Neut in local** · 2010-03-19

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...77929#comments

Edit. I have no idea wtf is going on here

**Yorda** · 2010-03-20

Originally Posted by Neut in local

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...77929#comments

Edit. I have no idea wtf is going on here

Why does it say he has large rigs on a curse?

**Laimdota** · 2010-03-20

Originally Posted by Yorda

Why does it say he has large rigs on a curse?

The rigs on the ship left from time wen there wer large rigs only..

**Neut in local** · 2010-03-20

Originally Posted by Laimdota

The rigs on the ship left from time wen there wer large rigs only..

Which begs the question... how long has he been flying this horrible fit?

**Murr** · 2010-03-20

It could always be a drunken fit..

**Genover** · 2010-03-20

http://thedeadterrorists.com/DTKB/?a...l&kll_id=23181

Active armor/shield/hull combined with shield recharge/buffer makes for a myrm made of win.

**Veno** · 2010-03-22

http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23450

Nothing too spectacular but worth a smile

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-22

Originally Posted by Veno

http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23450

Nothing too spectacular but worth a smile

usually random pvp raven

but i find something more intresting:
32 Ships killed (2B ISK) 14 Ships lost (0.42B ISK) <--- in related kills, blast make progress

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also, check comments (you dont have to spoke russian to understand first one - other is just smack related to first one):
http://killboard.solar-fleet.ru/inde...kill&id=519219

**Veno** · 2010-03-22

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

usually random pvp raven

but i find something more intresting:
32 Ships killed (2B ISK) 14 Ships lost (0.42B ISK) <--- in related kills, blast make progress

---------------------------

also, check comments (you dont have to spoke russian to understand first one - other is just smack related to first one):
http://killboard.solar-fleet.ru/inde...kill&id=519219

Report is all fucked cause their RR BS were shooting their own people.

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-22

Originally Posted by Veno

Report is all fucked cause their RR BS were shooting their own people.

nah, numbers still right (killed / lost)

this hostile / friendlys part is yes total *****

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-23

http://a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=371416 <<< faction/deadspace(x-type etc) fited armor tank Sleipnir

**Faife** · 2010-03-23

Originally Posted by VictoryIsOur

http://a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=371416 <<< faction/deadspace(x-type etc) fited armor tank Sleipnir

ooo, very nice. that's like a well aged wine of the comedy killmails genre

**Murr** · 2010-03-23

http://www.eve-razor.com/killboard/?...&kll_id=271166

hurf

Pandares · 2010-03-24

http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6130376

*cough*

**Murr** · 2010-03-24

http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6130562

*cough cough*

Pandares · 2010-03-24

True, that isn't pretty either :P

**Veno** · 2010-03-24

Posting suicide dread being killed by tower? Uhuh... :irc:

Also why the hell is still someone in IRC with the same retarded guys in the leadership is just beyond me.

EDIT: And just so I dont go offtopic:

http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6132492
http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6130515
http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6127823

(just first two pages of losses)

Pandares · 2010-03-24

Actually posted it because of the heat sinks on this rail ship.

edit: lol Veno. Guess I'll have to start digging on that board more

**Yorda** · 2010-03-24

Originally Posted by Pandares

Actually posted it because of the heat sinks on this rail ship.

edit: lol Veno. Guess I'll have to start digging on that board more

Yea, dunno how everyone else missed this. Plus the rest of the fit is pretty bad.

**Veno** · 2010-03-24

Well to be honest, I did fit wrong damage mods several times, happens quite a lot when you can fly pretty much everything and fitting ships in a haste (also mwd X ab fitting, derp)

**Faife** · 2010-03-24

Originally Posted by Veno

Well to be honest, I did fit wrong damage mods several times, happens quite a lot when you can fly pretty much everything and fitting ships in a haste (also mwd X ab fitting, derp)

i went on a fleet once with a cruiser gun fit snipe bs cause i dragged the wrong guns in

didn't die luckily so no km available as horrible proof

**VictoryIsOur** · 2010-03-24

Originally Posted by Veno

Posting suicide dread being killed by tower? Uhuh... :irc:

Also why the hell is still someone in IRC with the same retarded guys in the leadership is just beyond me.

EDIT: And just so I dont go offtopic:

http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6132492
http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6130515
http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6127823

(just first two pages of losses)

actually this Harbinger is not so bad, at-least this make some damage, and cap is not worst

and this is irc after all