Durrmageddon: Fatal Ascension v. TEST

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

bob and gsf held hands together and sang kumbayah after the syndicate invasion, stranger things have happened

I just don't like Daddy and Mommy yelling at each other while Test and FA are punching each other in the corner.

**Chopin** · 2011-10-30

All persons as they become less prosperous, are the more suspicious. They take everything as an affront.

**Velonad** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Endie

Does this delvecamp only exist in us tz hours I need something to do in late euro and I quite like grath the man has sincerity in his fury it's kinda scottish in its way?

Hit me up in channel "bropact" during late euro tz from monday and onwards

**Lorren Canada** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

I just don't like Daddy and Mommy yelling at each other while Test and FA are punching each other in the corner.

Yup. I like both Goons and PL and wish they'd stop squabbling over some sort of ~malcontent~ that predates my existence in EVE by about two years.

**Malcore** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

if pl had responded to my side comment about them on SA with 'you r dum lol' i'd be seriously reconsidering my analysis but the complete spergout (and penif dropping his gimmick and posting in complete sentences to argue seriously on pl's behalf) pretty much just confirms everything i suspected

~puppetmasta~, but unironic

Never stop being absolutely 100% right about everything.

The only thing "unironic" here is your bad posting and complete congnotive dissonance from the reality that is EVE Online (The Game).

**Zod** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Any Guy

The bit I can't understand is that it was only a couple of months ago when CFC were rallying to desperately defend VFK from a PL-augmented DRF horde. Goons could have been headshot if it wasn't for the efforts of the CFC and a nice bit of luck as well. PL were all over that and now it's "OK guys, they're here to help".

A lot of CFC will have problems resolving that issue especially those NC refugees who saw the NC broken, only with PL's intervention. Now PL can revel in the maligned bad guy cameo or can become bosom buddies with Mittens in real life - sadly it won't be irrelevant to the hundreds if not thousands of CFCers who consider PL to be the "bad guys" by default.

can't argue with that tbh.

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-10-30

Awwww. All the little noobies who think that spaceships actually matter and all the wars fought aren't already decided behind the scenes by these kinds of hearts and minds propaganda battles.

So cute. I just want to pinch all your little cherub cheeks.

**Grath** · 2011-10-30

Took a nap, just woke up, found out the Skins were getting shit stomped by Buffalo.

In Canada.

Am I still whispering vile lies in Montolios ear, and if so, has it resulted in unprotected sex yet?

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Zod

can't argue with that tbh.

Meight, every big power in EVE at has some point both fought each other and allied with each other. It was only a year and a half ago that RUS were dropping super blobs on PL, only a year ago when GSF/PL relations went to shit when we tried ganking their titan in Curse, then things turning around again when renowned goon supercap FC Bring Stabity bombed 400 AAA/Atlas/INIT forcing them into our meat cleaver in TTP. Then a few months later INIT turning on AAA and then 8 months later (now) they're cheerleading each other on and loosely working together against RA. Remember when it was goons vowing to protect brosef NC from Invasion RUS and now they're fighting each other in Delve, where goons tried working together with PL after PL failed headshotting VFK just a few months prior.

Shit is cyclical, who knows what the alignments will be in a year or hell even 6 months from now )) I'm sure when the opportunity presents itself and the memory of fiery and terrible shitposts disappears, we will find a reason to work with them ))

**KAVASION** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Meight, every big power in EVE at has some point both fought each other and allied with each other. It was only a year and a half ago that RUS were dropping super blobs on PL, only a year ago when GSF/PL relations went to shit when we tried ganking their titan in Curse, then things turning around again when renowned goon supercap FC Bring Stabity bombed 400 AAA/Atlas/INIT forcing them into our meat cleaver in TTP. Then a few months later INIT turning on AAA and then 8 months later (now) they're cheerleading each other on and loosely working together against RA. Remember when it was goons vowing to protect brosef NC from Invasion RUS and now they're fighting each other in Delve, where goons tried working together with PL after PL failed headshotting VFK just a few months prior.

Shit is cyclical, who knows what the alignments will be in a year or hell even 6 months from now )) I'm sure when the opportunity presents itself and the memory of fiery and terrible shitposts disappears, we will find a reason to work with them ))

You forgot MM fighting RAZOR and vice versa, which noone would imagine in the past even in the wildest internet spaceship scenarios.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-10-30

you forgot to add goonNOOB

**Aeon221** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Meight, every big power in EVE at has some point both fought each other and allied with each other. It was only a year and a half ago that RUS were dropping super blobs on PL, only a year ago when GSF/PL relations went to shit when we tried ganking their titan in Curse, then things turning around again when renowned goon supercap FC Bring Stabity bombed 400 AAA/Atlas/INIT forcing them into our meat cleaver in TTP. Then a few months later INIT turning on AAA and then 8 months later (now) they're cheerleading each other on and loosely working together against RA. Remember when it was goons vowing to protect brosef NC from Invasion RUS and now they're fighting each other in Delve, where goons tried working together with PL after PL failed headshotting VFK just a few months prior.

Shit is cyclical, who knows what the alignments will be in a year or hell even 6 months from now )) I'm sure when the opportunity presents itself and the memory of fiery and terrible shitposts disappears, we will find a reason to work with them ))

Dear fellow KNIGGERS,

I submit this as evidence that this site is literally hacking our accounts. Does any of you actually believe that penif is over there smashing his keyboard?

Of course not, nobody is that fucking dumb.

Clearly he has been hacked by DARIUS TRAITORJOHNSON and we are all soon to follow.

**Troll Bridgington** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Aeon221

Dear fellow KNIGGERS,

I submit this as evidence that this site is literally hacking our accounts. Does any of you actually believe that penif is over there smashing his keyboard?

Of course not, nobody is that fucking dumb.

Clearly he has been hacked by DARIUS TRAITORJOHNSON and we are all soon to follow.

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**Grath** · 2011-10-30

Tonights anti-Mittani discussions will center around why my computer won't let me have my joystick and mouse plugged in at the same time. The fucking fire button won't god damn work on my mouse if I have both plugged in

**The Mittani** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Tonights anti-Mittani discussions will center around why my computer won't let me have my joystick and mouse plugged in at the same time. The fucking fire button won't god damn work on my mouse if I have both plugged in

riff on how much i want delve and/or am backpedaling about how much i don't want delve, that's good for a lol

i'll be in ec- or jita tonight i think, not sure

**Razzor** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Meight, every big power in EVE at has some point both fought each other and allied with each other. It was only a year and a half ago that RUS were dropping super blobs on PL, only a year ago when GSF/PL relations went to shit when we tried ganking their titan in Curse, then things turning around again when renowned goon supercap FC Bring Stabity bombed 400 AAA/Atlas/INIT forcing them into our meat cleaver in TTP. Then a few months later INIT turning on AAA and then 8 months later (now) they're cheerleading each other on and loosely working together against RA. Remember when it was goons vowing to protect brosef NC from Invasion RUS and now they're fighting each other in Delve, where goons tried working together with PL after PL failed headshotting VFK just a few months prior.

Shit is cyclical, who knows what the alignments will be in a year or hell even 6 months from now )) I'm sure when the opportunity presents itself and the memory of fiery and terrible shitposts disappears, we will find a reason to work with them ))

I had to plus rep penif for this post. I can only conclude a junkie has broken into his house, stabbed him and finished it for him. Internet spaceships is serious shit but rl stabbing is not funny, I wish you a speedy recovery m8m8m8

**Aeon221** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Tonights anti-Mittani discussions will center around why my computer won't let me have my joystick and mouse plugged in at the same time. The fucking fire button won't god damn work on my mouse if I have both plugged in

THE MITTENSI is good at two things. Pissing people off, and saving money on hair gel by ejaculating on his own head.

**Razzor** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Tonights anti-Mittani discussions will center around why my computer won't let me have my joystick and mouse plugged in at the same time. The fucking fire button won't god damn work on my mouse if I have both plugged in

sounds like a keybinding issue ingame or maybe a keybinding conflict with the game software vs shitty joystick software

**Grath** · 2011-10-31

FIXED.

Well that was a short talk.

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2011-10-31

2011-10-30 23:43:00	Zagdul Fatal Ascension	Thank you FA	-----	Fatal Ascension	-----
Dearest FA, FA this slap fight between us and TEST is doing some amazing things with the alliance. More FC's are stepping up to the plate, lots of feedback and learning is happening and more pilots are fleeting up for the brawls that have been going down. Overall, this has been one of the best things to happen with FA in a long time and I finally pushed me being sick aside for a bit tonight and had an opportunity to fleet up with you all. To put it in a word, tonight was fun. Absolute fun. The best part about fighting TEST is that there's no real hate between the two of us. It's genuinely enjoyable to just get into fight with them and whoever loses doesn't feel as though their egos are hurt at the end of the day. Everyone walks away laughing. This here is great on so many levels and allows for the ideal learning environment for young, up and coming FC's who want to get their teeth cut. This is precisely what's happening and it makes me so proud to be flying with you all. Thanks for fleeting up guys. Thanks for FC'ing fleets people. Thanks for being FA, it's genuinely fun to be here surrounded by you all. I'll be back soonish, and look forward to being able to finally take more of a back seat role in leading you all. As it stands, you guys are doing this on your own and it's impressive to log in and see 100 FA duders in a fleet fighting it out with TEST. -Zag

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:v

**MtA** · 2011-10-31

That falls short of the total annihilation of one of the alliances and following CFC cascade I had in mind... meh.

**Razzor** · 2011-10-31

http://kb.batcountry-eve.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18451

WHAT NOW

**progodlegend** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by The Mittani

i don't need dbrb to patrol the fence, i have MY PUPPY for that

Is he still a puppy by this point? I've been hearing about this for a while.

I think hes more of a young adult, in which case good luck getting him to do yard work.

**MtA** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Razzor

http://kb.batcountry-eve.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18451

WHAT NOW

Are we shooting FA now? Is that it? Oh wait, we're shooting TEST too! Wonderful!

**Razzor** · 2011-10-31

Bat country gives no fucks

**progodlegend** · 2011-10-31

TEST and Fatal Ascension are back in gangs together.

Luckily I won my bet, so this was a good thing.

**Iratus** · 2011-10-31

God fucking dammit what is all this faggotry?

What the fuck is everyone drinking around here? I mean... you are fighting about who gets to keep TEST, for fucks sake.

**Troll Bridgington** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Iratus

What the fuck is everyone drinking around here?

Seagrams 7, all night long.

**Jinli mei** · 2011-10-31

God dammit my computer crashes for one bumfuck weekend and I don't get to enjoy all this drama first hand.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-10-31

What the fuck is going on here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**Fix Lag** · 2011-10-31

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also posting to confirm bat country gives a total of 0 fucks

**Aeon221** · 2011-10-31

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can still hear you sayin you would never break the chain.

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also posting to confirm bat country gives a total of 0 fucks

not empty quot'n

**Burnes** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also posting to confirm bat country gives a total of 0 fucks

Poasting to confirm that Greenswarm has a similar philosophy.

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**Jinli mei** · 2011-10-31

I actually really, really enjoyed the buttmad all over this damn thread and would hate to see it turn into yet another shitposting TEST thread.

Actually, nevermind it already started out as one

**Doink9731** · 2011-10-31

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by progodlegend

TEST and Fatal Ascension are back in gangs together.

Luckily I won my bet, so this was a good thing.

still not blue m8

**Warband** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

still not blue m8

temp blue m8

**wanamingo** · 2011-10-31

Being blue didn't stop them from shooting each-other in the first place.

**Elendar** · 2011-10-31

Having successfuly predicted the invasion of dek by the white noise rmt shop its no wonder goons have seen through our latest scheme to lure the best subcap force in eve to our side by shooting them in bf3

**The quick and the dead** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Elendar

Having successfuly predicted the invasion of dek by the white noise rmt shop its no wonder goons have seen through our latest scheme to lure the best subcap force in eve to our side by shooting them in bf3

Speaking of BF3, the PL server has a great map rotation. However, centra is literally my kryptonite and accounted for at least 75% of my deaths no troll.

**BCD** · 2011-10-31

god damn I haven't seen so much self-absorbed drama since I hooked up with that high school chick last month and parted the red sea

**Traakile** · 2011-10-31

I don't think I can play on the PL servers anymore, I feel so ravaged after flying various vehicles to their doom while at the same time killing my teammates. Damn FF and Hardcore, I'm too soft...

**Nicky D** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Elendar

Having successfuly predicted the invasion of dek by the white noise rmt shop its no wonder goons have seen through our latest scheme to lure the best subcap force in eve to our side by shooting them in bf3

The PL BF3 server is Neverland ranch and mittens is the concerned parent.

**Zagdul** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

I just don't like Daddy and Mommy yelling at each other while Test and FA are punching each other in the corner.

The kids are always the first to get neglected.

**Vile rat** · 2011-10-31

We need a bf3 server

**Zagdul** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Nicky D

The PL BF3 server is Neverland ranch and mittens is the concerned parent.

I apologize for this... I really do.

What's Neverland Ranch and Walmart have in common?

**Jinli mei** · 2011-10-31

You see, PL is the abusive stepfather who doesn't really stay in one place for too long because he fears attachment. TEST and FA are the children who rebel against their stable but fearmongering mother trying to fit in a picture without a father, and Goons are the supportive but deeply concerned mom who wishes her children would stop drooling all over the place when they're trying to kill each other.

**MtA** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Warband

temp blue m8

Temp blue is completely different from blue, just ask someone in PL about it, they can explain it in fine detail.

**Securitas** · 2011-10-31

Originally Posted by Soft Insanity

I still find it kinda funny and slightly confusing that people are upset GENTS aren't getting involved in a fight where the best outcome is we beat the crap out of one our allies. All other outcomes are either us getting our asses kicked or being in a stalemate at the expense of blue standings and losing a region to work in.

Why people are looking down at us for not arbitrarily picking a side in a fight we have no horse in to beat up a blue for no good reason instead of doing what we are doing, which is run ops in CR, Syndicate and elsewhere. Oh well v0v. I'm having fun shooting people that aren't blue

I know there is no love lost between Zagdul and certain members of GENTS.

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