Durrmageddon: Fatal Ascension v. TEST

**Grath** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

if pl had responded to my side comment about them on SA with 'you r dum lol' i'd be seriously reconsidering my analysis but the complete spergout (and penif dropping his gimmick and posting in complete sentences to argue seriously on pl's behalf) pretty much just confirms everything i suspected

~puppetmasta~, but unironic

I know you're having fun now, but later, you'll come to find that cocaine is in fact bad for you, these little bouts of paranoia you're having now are just the onset of something larger.

Soon you'll be creeping through the house holding your keys, peaking out windows looking for the ninja death squad thats hiding in the trees, and having DBRB walk the fence around your yard checking for a breach in the line.

Also I don't have an SA account so I couldn't call you dumb, I'm getting passed all your shit heel crazy man posts second hand, or I might have called you dumb...probably with some swear words mixed in.

Originally Posted by Vee

Luckily Elise was being his truthful self when he claimed Manny would create timers to keep thunderdome delve alive

Should have asked me instead, I'd have RF'd everything in Delve, so long as neither MM or Br1ck don't have it I'm ok with you having it.

**The Mittani** · 2011-10-30

i don't need dbrb to patrol the fence, i have MY PUPPY for that

**Roark Garnet** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

if pl had responded to my side comment about them on SA with 'you r dum lol' i'd be seriously reconsidering my analysis

Let's say it's pretty obvious to anyone. No point beating a dead horse.

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

I guess getting me to post a few complete sentences without calling someone a pubnoob is victory now heh

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

you come at the honoure of the LEGION and I will defend it

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Vee

Luckily Elise was being his truthful self when he claimed Manny would create timers to keep thunderdome delve alive

make more passive aggressive posts on kugu and whine about it on jabber some more lmao

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

quadruple post hell ya

**Grath** · 2011-10-30

God damn Penif

**Vee** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Should have asked me instead, I'd have RF'd everything in Delve, so long as neither MM or Br1ck don't have it I'm ok with you having it.

Oh, the only station in delve I'd like to have is NOL, the rest doesn't bother me. We reinforced systems for the fights it generated. It was fun fighting outnumbered vs MM/Br1ck and Ev0ke/HRR, it wasn't fun fighting vs all that and PL, while claiming you 'evened the numbers'.

**Chopin** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

I guess getting me to post a few complete sentences without calling someone a pubnoob is victory now heh

The most dangerous moment comes with victory.

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

also mittani making puppet master posts

lmao

an entire alliance. owned by one man.

**Chopin** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

also mittani making puppet master posts

lmao

an entire alliance. owned by one man.

Ignorance and confidence are constant companions.

**Grath** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Vee

Oh, the only station in delve I'd like to have is NOL, the rest doesn't bother me. We reinforced systems for the fights it generated. It was fun fighting outnumbered vs MM/Br1ck and Ev0ke/HRR, it wasn't fun fighting vs all that and PL, while claiming you 'evened the numbers'.

Bit late now, I'd not want to get accused of trying to subvert you to the dark side by your coked up Fuhrer, you see I obviously have ulterior motives besides the complete and total constant subjugation of MM and anything with Riverini in it.

**Aeon221** · 2011-10-30

tl;dr: penif got waved around and THE MITTENMASTA~ wormtonguoued Grath. Or something. idk everyone seems pretty confident that everyone else is a lying faggot, which is probably true because you are all fat paint huffing supernerds. brb call from MY KICKBOXING GIRLFRIEND.

Originally Posted by Troll Bridgington

I personally want to hear Zagdul sing "I kissed a girl"

There's a horrifying (and thankfully unlikely) image.

edit: back, now stfu and tell me which is the most faggoty kit i can use to troll you all in bf3?

**Vee** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Bit late now, I'd not want to get accused of trying to subvert you to the dark side by your coked up Fuhrer, you see I obviously have ulterior motives besides the complete and total constant subjugation of MM and anything with Riverini in it.

Keep me out of this dumb shit, anything that happened since the two FA dudes dying has been off the chart on the retard scale.

**Propagandas** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

anyway there's an obvious shift in pl discourse about test that began as soon as they joined the delve mess, shortly after the supercap nerf was announced. on eve-o, grath maintains that the supercap nerf is already dangerous and titan tracking shouldn't be touched; on SA penif tryhards about how titan guns will still own goonie pubbie direkkktorate nubs, while ordo garr howls about 'the blob'.

couple of weeks ago test was getting slagged for being 'goonie pets' and 'pubbies', etc. i can't blame PL for doing what they're doing, but i can point and laugh. test are great allies, i'd try to split them off too, particularly if i was in PL's position

lmao

PL/TEST mallerfleet months ago was only because we had leaked intel about the upcoming supercap nerf announcement.

and you say grath is scraming about conspiracies

**Propagandas** · 2011-10-30

also im gonna start banning PL members from mirc who flies with goon members.

get ready grath and centra

god i like when people start posting retardedly like this so i can join in, kugu been kinda boring since goons stopped coming to delve (((

**Propagandas** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grim

I'm gonna go out on a limb here but if PL was looking to boost subcap numbers and form some super coalition they:
1. Wouldn't pick TEST
2. Would just say it and not play hard to get for a fucking year
3. Don't need it anyways since people pay for them to join a coalition for a campaign, not the other way around.

Tl;dr Mittens has an article deadline and needs to make up material to fit his hypothesis.

We have to slowly infiltrade TEST to form a coalition that can help us blob m8.
Its not like we have been offered to join every single coalition in the game, including the ones calling us mean things atm, multiple times.

**The Mittani** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Propagandas

also im gonna start banning PL members from mirc who flies with goon members.

get ready grath and centra

god i like when people start posting retardedly like this so i can join in, kugu been kinda boring since goons stopped coming to delve (((

i haven't banned anyone from doing anything but keep on keepin on~

i know you'd like me to do some kind of FIST OF OPPRESSION thing but w/e

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-10-30

Psyops led by grath ~ headshots led by bmerc, I guess.

TEST are the linchpin of the CFC. Without TEST goons could not have held VFK. You could tell that this fact had dominated the PL collective psyche because it was the mainstay of their posting after VFK, along with "hurr we killed an aeon op success".

They are indeed engaging TEST in an attempt to destabilize TEST's relationship, though suggesting some intricate masterplan of using their forces directly is excessive and only plays into their narrative of paranoia. All you need is a few organically developed and subtly enhanced incidents to weaken the relationship enough that the critical level of support falls below what is needed to hold the line.

**Aeon221** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

i haven't banned anyone from doing anything but keep on keepin on~

i know you'd like me to do some kind of FIST OF OPPRESSION thing but w/e

Would you kindly fuck off saying things that I want to image macro? I mean the sheer vulgarity of the stuff I'd love to launch on this thread, I get stiff just thinking about it.

IOW STOP FUCKING MAKING ME ALL BLUE BALLED. Last thing I need is another infraction for posting what was not at all mostly gay porn.

**Malcanis** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Fkin

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/...8524ecc619.jpg

Clicked

Regretting clicking.

Ending life.

**Endie** · 2011-10-30

Does this delvecamp only exist in us tz hours I need something to do in late euro and I quite like grath the man has sincerity in his fury it's kinda scottish in its way?

**Stronke** · 2011-10-30

She should give one wicked blowjob.

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2011-10-30

Holy shit and I thought I was the target of batshit conspiracy theorists.

**Endie** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

Holy shit and I thought I was the target of batshit conspiracy theorists.

who are you?

**Manny** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Endie

Does this delvecamp only exist in us tz hours I need something to do in late euro and I quite like grath the man has sincerity in his fury it's kinda scottish in its way?

Endie our Euros are gettin jealous of Grath and are now organizing.

**Endie** · 2011-10-30

Cool let me know and I'll tag along and suffer my own overview/standings bugs VR likes a challenge

**Grath** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Endie

Does this delvecamp only exist in us tz hours I need something to do in late euro and I quite like grath the man has sincerity in his fury it's kinda scottish in its way?

I usually run them around 8pm USTz, but I've been trying to move them back a bit since our US tz sucks more dick than a baltimore whore, and padding my numbers with bored Euros.

If you won't get in trouble I'll post the next time I go to form one.f

Clothing optional.

EDIT: Oddly enough I've been telling people all they really need to attend is a kilt, a battle axe, and a beard. So...scottsmen welcome.

**White Tree** · 2011-10-30

sup dudes im hella mad gay peace out

**Fix Lag** · 2011-10-30

Did someone say batshit?

Also, penif, I'm pretty sure the one man you were referring to is mittens, and the alliance is PL.

And y'all are posting pretty hard about a totally non-conceivable conspiracy that obviously is not happening in any way, shape, or form.

**Disto** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by The Mittani

anyway there's an obvious shift in pl discourse about test that began as soon as they joined the delve mess, shortly after the supercap nerf was announced.

We started joining PL on their BC2 server after Leetcheese lost his broadcasting rights and couldn't wrangle up enough to fill a server with just the people in Zulu squad. We had already played an "official" TEST versus PL competition, and were planning the second one while the siege of VFK happened. Now we play BF3 too.

Considering the type of people who have left TEST to join Waffles (presumably to join PL in the future) are Bubanni and the rest of the elite PVP of .ESC., and SioGyapot HUN. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Although I'll be quite disappointed if they ever make it anywhere because they are faggots.

Honestly I'm not terribly worried by what Leetcheese and DurrHurrDurr lead people into for a few weeks at a time, as far as I'm aware they've pretty much had open invites to whatever the flavour of the month has been and not worried about it. Even when we gave Leetcheese shit for a month because he got banned for botting, or when he's so invested that he showed his dilz on camera for a Titan for TEST.

Their ego's must be pretty stoked to realise that they are worth more then several thousand allies, even if that'll probably turn out okay with a few good fights.

TEST are literally Goon's little brothers, I realise they might be concerned about the friends we're making but that isn't going to change anything.

We might cry on your shoulder when we get abused though.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-10-30

what the shit is the last two pages

**Fix Lag** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

what the shit is the last two pages

It's batshit.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-10-30

Someone TL;DR it for us.

I have a distinct feeling it's not worth the time to read back and check it out.

**Soft Insanity** · 2011-10-30

I still find it kinda funny and slightly confusing that people are upset GENTS aren't getting involved in a fight where the best outcome is we beat the crap out of one our allies. All other outcomes are either us getting our asses kicked or being in a stalemate at the expense of blue standings and losing a region to work in.

Why people are looking down at us for not arbitrarily picking a side in a fight we have no horse in to beat up a blue for no good reason instead of doing what we are doing, which is run ops in CR, Syndicate and elsewhere. Oh well v0v. I'm having fun shooting people that aren't blue

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Endie

Does this delvecamp only exist in us tz hours I need something to do in late euro and I quite like grath the man has sincerity in his fury it's kinda scottish in its way?

surely your 40k man coalition can generate content on its own without having to rely on joining the fleets of a 1000 man hostile alliance?

**Lorren Canada** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Grath

Fuck Lorren Canada was in a rifter the whole time just owning like a boss.

The only thing 'owning' about me in that rifter was when Penif alpha'd it with his 1400s

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

The only thing 'owning' about me in that rifter was when Penif alpha'd it with his 1400s

m8 i paid you back double for it

**Razzor** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

surely your 40k man coalition can generate content on its own without having to rely on joining the fleets of a 1000 man hostile alliance?

After reading your sperg on SA penif I thought you just wanted everyone to love and accept you.

**Razzor** · 2011-10-30

This is me loving and accepting you

**penifSMASH** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Razzor

After reading your sperg on SA penif I thought you just wanted everyone to love and accept you.

If you call seven sentences of civil posting defending Grath instead of calling Mittani a deluded idiot and getting immediately probated/banning for it sperg I don't know what to think

**Fix Lag** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

seven sentences of civil posting

See that's where things started going wrong

**Endie** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

surely your 40k man coalition can generate content on its own without having to rely on joining the fleets of a 1000 man hostile alliance?

yeah but your 48k man coalition is obviously going to have 20% more content so I'm right in there

**Phey Onat** · 2011-10-30

Round 5, Lets go TEST

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...d&kll_id=52270

Nowhere near synced

**Night** · 2011-10-30

I normally joke about the endless downward spiral of mistrust that EVE creates, but goddamn. This thread.

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-10-30

Shit its

in here now.

So we go from daww Test and FA are shooting each other to PL are trying to royally fuck the CFC over.

Isn't it just possible that PL wanted to have some fun in eve and allowed some of the CFC into their fleets just to enjoy a shitty game with other nerds?

**Fix Lag** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

Isn't it just possible that PL wanted to have some fun in eve and allowed some of the CFC into their fleets just to enjoy a shitty game with other nerds?

Your Jedi mindtricks won't work on me...

**Rowan Sjet** · 2011-10-30

The invite still stands Mittens, no hard feelings m8r

**The Mittani** · 2011-10-30

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

Shit its

in here now.

So we go from daww Test and FA are shooting each other to PL are trying to royally fuck the CFC over.

Isn't it just possible that PL wanted to have some fun in eve and allowed some of the CFC into their fleets just to enjoy a shitty game with other nerds?

bob and gsf held hands together and sang kumbayah after the syndicate invasion, stranger things have happened

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