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    Default Catch\Period Basis\Impass\Feythabolis\Esoteria\Stain: New Beginnings

    First, a short overview of the war so far from the most unbiased poster on this forum!

    Part I: The first sightings of the Drake.

    It all started with XWY on October 11th. After the successful campaigns by PL\WN\IT\Init\XIX and others to remove AAA and ROL from their sov possessions in Catch, Impass and Feythabolis, they encountered their first speedbump in Stain Empire's XWY jump bridge system in Impass. The system was used to harass CO2 and their renters with black ops and the united Old South, which became known as Stain Brotherhood put up a fierce resistance in defending it.

    Despite multiple attempts and the presence of competent PL force, the system could not be broken and the momentum swung in their opponents favor. It all culminated in the battle of 13 alliances, when both PL and WN were unable to defeat their opponents and provided Stain Brotherhood with the first decisive victory.

    Part II: Feythabolis Reconquista

    The very next day NC plans on attacking Drone Regions was announced on the news, which later forced WN to leave the South front to provide assistance to Drone Coalition. PL contract has expired, and they also retired from the South, so Stain Brotherhood decided it was the right time to go onto offensive. Just like in their previous battles with Goonswarm, they staged from C9N system in Esoteria and attacked Feythabolis station system in AZN. The results came quickly, thanks to good piloting by ROL dictors, they managed to catch and hold several DT\C02 Supers until reinforcements have arrived. A slaughter of 5 supers and 20 capitals significantly hurt DT's morale and boosted the spirits for Stain. (Battlereport) (Video) That was quickly followed by the death of another DT super.

    As the war was going into a full swing, Initiative requested assistance from IT and received it. IT decided to send Sys-K down to reinforce Initiative efforts in their defense against Stain. The battle for Feythabolis raged on, focusing on AZN, E-PROS and TRO stations.

    Despite some initial setbacks, Stain had a good showing, which made their enemies complain about the current course of the war. Setting the timers to deep US timezone helped DT and CO2 to save AZN from its initial assault. Then came "The Firewall", a smartbomb RR\Logistic mid range BS concept from Initiative, which they boasted was able to defeat a 300 man drake gang with just 130 people in their gang, while ignoring the presence and death of their numerous allies in the same battle.

    As the timezone wars for Feythabolis continued and LXQ in the North was stretched to record breaking 3000 people in local, Stain managed to nab a Sys-k Nyx in Period Basis. That was possibly one of the many reasons, which caused a ragequit by Sys-k main FC. Finally, after a couple of attempts, Stain managed to break Sov and take systems in TRO and E-PROS with a landslide victory. (Video). They later successfully defended their TCUs and accomplished the first significant territory gains in this war.

    Part III: DT downfall.

    The battle for AZN, however raged on. Stain managed to kill the I-HUB there and win several sub capital battles, which culminated in putting the station into a second reinforcement cycle. Initiative, witnessing a deteriorating state of affairs in Feythabolis decided to stage from Impass to get more involved into that front. A red pen CTA was called by all major alliances and IT alliance came over, which resulted in a node crash, leaving the node offline for several hours. As the local time got later and later for the Eastern European players, a large part of them went to sleep, so when the server came back up, Init block was able to save the station.

    Despite the loss, Stain Brotherhood was controlling the system for the majority of the day and started to issue out payback to all involved. Initiative was first in line and their Firewall fleet was annihilated the following morning. The next day Stain decisively destroyed CO2 forces yet again. (Video)

    The third payback was the broken morale of DT. A couple of their corps decided to leave and return to their lowsec roots, leading to a chain reaction of other followers, which didn't sit well with Initiative. DT was reset and trapped deep in null sec, surrounded by enemies. Then ROL managed to destroy their supercarrier, which proved to be a breaking point in making a deal with Stain. Their Sov was transferred over to ROL, and they were given a safe passage to Empire through the Stain logistic route.

    The timezone war continued, as both sides tried to challenge each other for the control of the region. However, after several major victories against Firewall BS (Video 1) (Video 2). Stain was able to secure the region for themselves and prepare for an attack on Impass.

    Part IV: Impass is broken, harassment of Period Basis.

    Right around the short break between the wars for Feythabolis and Impass, Peanut Factory was insulted by some Sys-K pilots and invited Burn Eden and Havoc to punish the offenders. Much hilarity ensued from that decision, when completely outnumbered BE\HVC force was able to inflict terrible losses on Sys-k, reinforce their CSAA systems and cause various mischief. Eventually IT was forced to attend to that region and protect Sys-k assets from 40 angry people, and Sys-K was forced to move back to Period Basis.

    In the meantime, Stain managed to reinforce the entire Impass region in one quick swoop. Then came the night of 2 victories, when Stain Brotherhood managed to defend ROL station system TSG and reinforce Initiative and CO2 staging system of 68ft, while scoring decisive victories in both instances. (Report) (Video). This time Initiative finally abandoned their "firewall" concept and tried out different strategies, albeit to no avail.


    Lacking confidence in their ability to save Impass, ED and Init ordered its members to relocate assets to Catch. The South momentarily froze up in anticipation of the largest battle of this war. People suspected IT and WN would show up to help Init defend 68FT as it exited the last reinforcement cycle. However, WN did little except for trying to distract Stain by reinforcing some systems in Feythabolis and losing dreads to a Stain hotdrop. IT in retrospect did not disappoint and brought more people than Init themselves. After hours of lag ridden, horrific fight of resilience, patience and determination in a terrible timezone for both sides, Stain managed to come out on top and claim the system. (Report 1) (Report 2)

    Part V: The Aftermath and new beginnings.

    After Stain Brotherhood managed to win the battle of 68ft, despite IT's assistance to Initiative, they have successfully taken the main staging system for Init block in Impass. Ta8ula Rasa, one of the smaller Initiative allies disbanded. The battle for the region was won, when CO2 decided to move back to Providence and stop contesting Stain Brotherhood for Impass. After a month and a half of fighting, Stain Brotherhood successfully claimed 2 regions from their enemies, removed one Init ally from the picture and forced another to retreat to another region.

    IT is right now under some pressure, with Stain roaming and killing their Supercarrier (Video), BE/HVC/NC. destroying Sys-k capital fleet in Period Basis, and Deklein Coalition threatening to open "The Eye of Terror" in Fountain. At the same time they have to provide some assistance for Init in order for them to have any hope to hold off Stain Brotherhood.

    Stain will take a short break to clean up Impass, just like we did after the war in Feythabolis. Then we might strike again, with one strong possibility of Init as our next target in the Catch region. I can't disclose any further information on that and a lot of the future depends on the Eve political situation. Nevertheless we are all looking forward for some fun times ahead and ~good fights~.

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    P.S. Feel free to turn this thread to shit just like you did to every single other one, unless my clever reverse psychology will work on you. If you can keep your shit in the old thread, until something actually happens worth reporting, it would be greatly appreciated.

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    pity reply

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    Mate, you can't pity reply to your own threads.

    edit: beat me to it malcanis

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    dude why couldn't you save everyone some time and just post a pic of some guy sucking his own dick?

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    This thread is worthless until Blackhorizon comes along and calls someone terrible, dumb and/or a moron.
    or sucks viper´s dick.

    This is a shit post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintberry Crunch View Post
    P.S. Feel free to turn this thread to shit just like you did to every single other one
    This implies that this thread is good at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mira Z View Post
    This implies that this thread is good at some point.
    not empty quotin'

    Gas Op!

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    wtf is this

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    pretty sure we already had a thread for this...

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    Any post that can instantly generate this amount of tears is post worthy. Well played.

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    You obviously spent way to much time writing up this shit buddy.

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    Perhaps someone on the INIT side would like to write up a equally in depth set of BRs ?

    I can give you the frame work if u fill it out :

    we shot 3 regions of structures

    we got raped

    we got raped

    we lost DT and feyth

    we got raped more

    we proceeded to get raped again

    we called for help and got IT

    we got raped more

    we lost impass

    i think that about sums it up, please fill in the details
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Conquistador View Post
    Any post that can instantly generate this amount of tears is post worthy. Well played.
    Instantly... after self bumping 2 hours later-- Instantly.

    Being told to gas yourself = your post make me cry.

    When are you going to stop lying to yourself?

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    Although I'm clearly the most unbiased poster in this war, sitting in my No Spin Zone, I welcome an overview of the war so far from Initiative side instead of all the poop you have posted so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bunny View Post
    Instantly... after self bumping 2 hours later-- Instantly.

    Being told to gas yourself = your post make me cry.

    When are you going to stop lying to yourself?
    Look at those tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bunny View Post
    Instantly... after self bumping 2 hours later-- Instantly.

    Being told to gas yourself = your post make me cry.

    When are you going to stop lying to yourself?
    if INIT were as srs about eve warrioring as they are as forum warrioring they would be pretty leet

    then again they wouldnt be INIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    if INIT were as srs about eve warrioring as they are as forum warrioring
    lol make some more threads about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    if INIT were as srs about eve warrioring as they are as forum warrioring they would be pretty leet
    Pretty sure they are doing fine

    http://www.eve-co2.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=113149

    Good job we ran back to Provi and got reset by INIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    Perhaps someone on the INIT side would like to write up a equally in depth set of BRs ?
    Ok, I'll bite. But to be honest-- you are missing the whole leadup to *now*...

    Lets break this into 4 parts:
    Part 1: The fall of Atlas
    Max 3(or 4 or 5, i dunno) is called to an end in PB, we dick around x-70 for a bit, then officially move caps home a couple weeks later. The space jewing ensues @ home. Couple weeks later, the general vibe in ally is "fuck I want to shoot something".
    Leadership opens up some convos with allies "hey what you guys shooting, is there anything to fucking shoot?" Allies are like "nothing to shoot atm, but standby cause I think the Drone Russians are planning something big for the south, they want more space-- some russian space jew wants to RMT new BMW". "kk, keep us posted"
    ~~ Russians + PL roll into Atlas, Init mobilizes some fleets over, etc. ~~
    Init > ok, we are here to help
    Atlas > welp, we brokered a deal to get our stuff out-- sry. Oh and -A- reset us~~ figures
    Init > grrr - ok, well, gl I guess, you can evac through our space if needed.
    ~~ our intel tells us PL is done and leaving and the drone russians bellys are full, but they just pulled out to lowsec ~~
    Init Ldrship> ok, well we don't *think* the drone russians want immensea, but we should keep guard none the less.
    Init Ally > you should prolly know -A- is looking for allies to invade you f.y.i.
    Init Ldrship > good to know.

    ~~ random day ~~
    Init Intel > En garde has a bunch of supers hitting some shit, we should hot drop them
    Init FC > we need to make sure we don't get counterdropped by PL though.
    ~~ init and pl pew pew in low sec then spin ships both waiting for the others to put their supers away so they can hotdrop en garde ~~
    - convo pops up between pl and init ldrship : "hey, if you don't shoot us, we won't shoot you and we can both kill these supers-- rgr" En garde get hotdropped.
    ~~meanwhile back in Immensea, sister goebbels is standing over his tactical maps of the south, as a fine merlot swishes round his glass-- filling the war room with a sweet aroma-- he has a spark. "We shall strike deep at their heart and take out their capital shipyards"

    Part 2: The fight for -A- space that never happened
    PL > funny thing about that plan bliss, we just got hired by ****** to attack -A-
    Bliss > the enemy of my enemy is a friend, right?
    PL > it could be argued, yes.
    Bliss to INIT> Ok guys, -A- wants to attack us, so instead we will hit them first. Downside being that we may loose all our space in the process. Its a cointoss tbh.
    INIT > High risk? Low chance of survival? TO WAR!

    ~~ Init, along with PL reinforce -A- CSAAs, then kill them, INIT+PL also attack a couple key systems in catch, INIT taking sov. By the end of a week and half, PL are done in catch, and move on. ~~
    The great fight init wanted never comes-- -A- retreat back to their roots, under npc space and vagabonds living on couches in Estoria.
    INIT > well that was a bit anti-climactic.
    PL > yawn, we are out.

    By this point, Init realized paper tiger was a no show and there was a huge vacuum opened in the south, with multiple regions free for the taking: everyone and their brother-in-law twice removed shows up to grab a slice.
    After a couple weeks of structure grinding, INIT has gained 2 new whole regions of space along with over 30 slightly used outposts.

    INIT Ldrship mulls around the elephant in the room, but finally comes to consensus. Do not want it, but don't wanna just give it away. Unable to find a straight up buyer for entire regions of space-- INIT decides to just expand its renting holdings and boost IM numbers and give IM more space for jewing. Even with that done, large tracks of space are given to aspiring renter types, able to claim sov and do what they want to the space.

    By this time, PL have completely pulled out and are in the north.
    **Ring Ring**
    DT > Howdy neighbors
    INIT > Huh?
    DT > We took that region that PL steamrolled
    INIT > Which? Nevermind, doesn't matter. ....And?
    DT > We are under attack now, can you help us?
    INIT > Sec. ~~important internet spaceship ldr ship convo ends with a resounding: i guess~~ Ok, we can help you in a bit-- right after we secure catch, give us a day or two
    DT > OK!
    ~couple days later, init moves the bulk of its forces to 68ft~
    INIT > We are here, did you sort out the intel that is needed to properly defend the space from this invasion. Can we get an update?
    DT > Yeah, bout that. No on the intel, oh and we decided to leave, give all the space to R.O.L. and get free passage through your space. Thats the update.
    INIT > We don't have time for this shit, if that's your choice you are on your own.

    TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR PARTS 3 and 4
    Part 3: -A- finally start fighting (with the rest of stainwagon)
    Part 4: -A- & Co declare "Mission Accomplished" after retaking 2 stations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    if INIT were as srs about eve warrioring as they are as forum warrioring they would be pretty leet

    then again they wouldnt be INIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ymir View Post
    This thread is worthless until Blackhorizon comes along and calls someone terrible, dumb and/or a moron.
    or sucks viper´s dick.

    This is a shit post.
    -A- Nyx down (and wyvern if you count that CSM moron Sokratesz as -A-) .


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    Its nice to see that -A- are as good as ever

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    he is preparing in advance for the super carrier nerf.
    I said hi on the forums and 500 people flamed me

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bunny View Post
    sup
    I enjoyed reading that, and the INIT/PL part was surprisingly accurate.
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    (21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Hey Vily, did you tell goons about how you joined PL, then broke down crying when you found your whining and bitching smeared all over the forum porn section?
    THEN had the balls to demand it be taken down?
    THEN rage quit like the fucking fat little girl you are when it wasn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    -A- Nyx down (and wyvern if you count that CSM moron Sokratesz as -A-) .


    Thats Sokratesz second sc loss if I remember correctly.
    Well deserved on both accounts

    Made a bet with Tyrrax once.I think that is his only claim to fame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    -A- Nyx down (and wyvern if you count that CSM moron Sokratesz as -A-) .

    generally when you leave an alliance, you are no longer in that alliance.

    counting sok as -a- is quite a reach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amazing Grace View Post
    Liquid Ozone to light a cyno: ~150.000 ISK
    Oxygen Isotopes for one jump: ~2.800.000 ISK
    Killing an -A- nyx after reading this thread: PRICELESS
    1 nyx for 2 regions, if we give them another nyx kill do we get catch and tene back ?
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    Seriously, one shitfest thread wasn't enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    1 nyx for 2 regions, if we give them another nyx kill do we get catch and tene back ?
    Give it a try and find out!

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    Jesus fuck stop posting every one of you

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    everyone but Aaron, I like reading posts in a jamaican accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmychrist View Post
    Seriously, one shitfest thread wasn't enough?
    So, when will we get a nazimodded BR section, like scrapheap had before it went to shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capn View Post
    Jesus fuck stop posting every one of you
    Oh but if it was a IT or INIT SC they would be screaming it from one end of EvE to the other, I'd say 5 or 6 posts are sufficient : )

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    Dear Bunny, thank you for attempting to write your hurf blurf overview about the conflicts before the start of this war. It would be even better if you supported it with links and proof instead of just mumbo jumbo and imaginary conversations. I'm personally very interested in this part:
    Init Ally > you should prolly know -A- is looking for allies to invade you f.y.i.
    Is that just internal Init propaganda, or do you have logs from AAA forums or behind the door talks to support it?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bunny View Post
    No, if we did, we prolly would have taken it. DT wanted Feyth I was told. Impass-- I think CO2 picked that up in a card game.

    Once -A- moved to stain we knew that we wouldn't be able to get rid of them unless they came out of their shell. Its been a waiting game on both sides. They wait to have better numbers, and we wait for them to see the right carrot in front of them to make the donkey come out. Looks like Feth/Impass were big enough carrots.
    I also enjoyed the part about we didn't want those regions and allies anyways. From what I understand it was your plan all along in order to draw Stain out and finish them off. Brilliant, what can I say? In all honesty I loved your posts more than you could possibly imagine. With this kill of AAA super (good joob btw), I sincerely hope that Init will continue to chestbeat and taunt as hard as they can on the forums, so we could rub it in their face harder later on. See you on the ~battlefield~

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    Is that just internal Init propaganda, or do you have logs from AAA forums or behind the door talks to support it?
    Yes.

    Brilliant, what can I say?
    Thank you.

    ...so we could rub it in their face harder later on
    Like that whole "Who does INIT think they are..." bit? How's that working out for you?

    See you on the ~battlefield~
    Only if I load grid.

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    Haha, that's what I thought. Part 3 and 4 of your overview is closing your ears, saying "lalalala" and pretending it never happened. Please never stop posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaddeus View Post
    if INIT were as srs about eve warrioring as they are as forum warrioring they would be pretty leet

    then again they wouldnt be INIT

    You need it. We don't.

    You sucked really bad in Eve. You achieved a lot and with some incredibly stupid leadership decisions you lost all. So that you got kicked out of your space.

    Like DT failed and got kicked out. Only larger and even more pathetic then they.. and we all know how bad DT failed..

    So what is the difference?

    You local talk and write incredible long articles here and beat your own backs about how great you are. Why? Because you need it..

    And it works. Your motivation is growing and you do fight. Of course you fight in a FOTOM setup that uses exploits to generate excessive lag in which your passiv shield recharge works better and you have perma-mwd..) but hey, at least you fight..

    So keep touching your asses and telling each other how much you improved from the DT like status you had some weeks ago.

    But the real fights are not here, but in space. And you need to win a lot more to come back to the status you had and had lost..

    See you on the battlefields.

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    Who are you addressing by this "YOU." Stainwagon doesn't need anything, you can say whatever you like about us sucking at Eve, but you are still some corps from a failure of alliance called Pure, who hasn't done much at all. We are in this war for the fights, not to gain territory. You never took ours in any case, and the assault was halted on our door steps. Please do not cry about lags, drakes are not that hot in those conditions either, you better adapt or die. We fly drakes because they are efficient, when some new patch comes out, we'll switch to the new "fotm" instead of holding on to some outdated setups. This war is not just about Init and AAA no matter how much you or -A- posters would like it to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintberry Crunch View Post
    Who are you addressing by this "YOU." Stainwagon doesn't need anything, you can say whatever you like about us sucking at Eve, but you are still some corps from a failure of alliance called Pure, who hasn't done much at all. We are in this war for the fights, not to gain territory. You never took ours in any case, and the assault was halted on our door steps. Please do not cry about lags, drakes are not that hot in those conditions either, you better adapt or die. We fly drakes because they are efficient, when some new patch comes out, we'll switch to the new "fotm" instead of holding on to some outdated setups. This war is not just about Init and AAA no matter how much you or -A- posters would like it to be.
    Who is a whiny bitter and over serious faggot then?

    yes YOU!

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    Wow. The extra shit advertised on the outside is really in the can. Thanks Chef Boyardee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintberry Crunch View Post
    We are in this war for the fights, not to gain territory. You never took ours in any case, and the assault was halted on our door steps.
    Same. Still waiting for the door steps thing for us though.

    Never stop bitter posting Mr. Crunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bunny View Post
    Never stop bitter posting Mr. Crunch
    BUT...THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    I think Crunch can give Glenn Beck a run for his money. Crunch, we're not new here. You can keep believing and yelling and linking, but that doesn't make it so. Reading your posts feels like watching Faux News, but without the hot anchors

    Edit: wouldn't be surprised to find out that all of the Stain fan club on here is 3-4 people. Lots of new accounts on here that started hurfing as this war heated up. Could this be Manny's PR master stroke?

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    You know, I've contemplated Init as one of my "Plan B" alliances, should the one I'm in go full cascade. Yet christ almighty, the latest round of shit posting has me reconsidering.
    [Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTall View Post
    BUT...THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    I think Crunch can give Glenn Beck a run for his money. Crunch, we're not new here. You can keep believing and yelling and linking, but that doesn't make it so. Reading your posts feels like watching Faux News, but without the hot anchors

    Edit: wouldn't be surprised to find out that all of the Stain fan club on here is 3-4 people. Lots of new accounts on here that started hurfing as this war heated up. Could this be Manny's PR master stroke?
    I guess my No Spin Zone joke was lost on you, Papa Bear is way cooler than Glenn Beck. I can keep linking news reports and KB links, you can bitter post and hurf blurf, both of us are doing their parts.

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    I can confirm that the loss of this Nyx is indeed the turning point of the war and all is now lost for Stain brotherhood.
    Also that former members can still be counted as -A-.
    h e h

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    lol, everyone thinks Aaron is Jamaican. His accent is much sillier than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dental Floss View Post
    lol, everyone thinks Aaron is Jamaican. His accent is much sillier than that.
    Glad to see your mood improved DF, you were getting very bitter last couple of weeks :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dental Floss View Post
    lol, everyone thinks Aaron is Jamaican. His accent is much sillier than that.
    Anyone from those islands reminds me of Nicki Minaj.
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    -A- lost one(1) nyx...start to evac to empire...

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