EO and Goon chillin' thread~

[Giacomo Carissimi]

penif is like andy kaufman, you might only laugh at him once in a while but you have to respect his utter dedication

that is probably the best comparison for penif i've ever seen.

[penifSMASH]

more like penifSMASH Posting Discussion Station

[Alex Clomsaver]

Another day goes by without them joining PL. I fucking hate getting trolled but I fucking love being right about my original predictions.

[Elektrea]

I doubted it at first also, but.

(9:02:39 PM) Shadoo: jabber crew is officially gone
(9:02:45 PM) Shadoo: (3:00:07 AM) darius_johnson: v0v have fun dude it was a good ride I guess

[Shadoo]

Now how do I get a HoN game going?

God damn sperg-jackson. My HoN chances are ruined.

[zenthral]

darius is such a fucking nerd rager.

[Elektrea]

Sedative Hypnotic > fags
Birds Away > wooot
iHEX > sup
Two Knives > fofofofo
Winchestori > foffofofofof
Salastil > oh hey a new tab
Lord Nefarious > spy
Daeloth > fofofofofofof
penifSMASH > fofo
Sedative Hypnotic > foffofofo
Birds Away > fofofofofofofofofo
Jose Pantera > fofofo
Salastil > fofofof
Lord Griever > fofof
Dirac Spinor > fofofofo
Lovemetal > fofofof
Elektrea > hahaha
Winchestori > ~lowsec pvp~
Vera Demo > OH GOD
penifSMASH > o7 to everyone's t00ns
Deros > SPY
Birds Away > this alliance is for faggots
Deros > spies
Salastil > thats why we're here then
iHEX > There goes teh neighborhood!! *grabs onto hat and runs away*
Salastil > fag alliance

[Propagandas]

Another day goes by without them joining PL. I fucking hate getting trolled but I fucking love being right about my original predictions.

Lol, you are so shit, bad and annoying.


EO are in PL as of 10 minutes ago.

[Alex Clomsaver]

well seeing as my post was made more than ten minutes ago it seems that it is you who is shit

[LilemA]

Another day goes by without them joining PL. I fucking hate getting trolled but I fucking love being right about my original predictions.

why the fuck are you so angry

[fat libertarian [banned]]

~jabber krew~ came to an end because darius sperged over letting EO into PL or what? idgi

[Vinata]

why the fuck are you so angry

Because he can no longer claim that all the hate and anger directed towards him is solely because of a position he no longer holds.

[LilemA]

~jabber krew~ came to an end because darius sperged over letting EO into PL or what? idgi

I think its more to do with letting karttoon into PL

[Phreeze]

The gfallies jabber channel now has only morsus mihi and ZAF in it

[Pripyat]

The gfallies jabber channel now has only morsus mihi and ZAF in it

Imperian> Was haben Goons mit diesem Konflikt zu tun ? oO

[daveydweeb]

Darius hat eine große Fehler gemacht tbqh

[Propagandas]

Imperian> Was haben Goons mit diesem Konflikt zu tun ? oO

translate faggot.

[daveydweeb]

translate faggot.

"What do goons have to do with this conflict" or something.

[John Smith]

Two Knives

One of the best ceptor pilots i've seen in game.

[Vinata]

I got kicked from PL.com.

[Yorda]

I got kicked from PL.com.

Your plan was hilariously bad, I'm not entirely surprised.

[Alex Clomsaver]

why the fuck are you so angry

Why is it that I get called angry for the only posts that I make in which I am not angry?

[Malaclypse]

I got kicked from PL.com.

Your plan was hilariously bad, I'm not entirely surprised.

Do tell!

[Phreeze]

ALEX CLOMSAVER YOU ARE ANGRY DEAL WITH IT

[Alex Clomsaver]

GRAAARGAGERABBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vladic Ka]

Angry and bitter are two different things.

[Vinata]

Do tell!

I had a working account there from when I was in Snigg. My user permissions were fucked though, so I could see every forum but not any of the threads inside. The only place I could see or post was in the public forums. So I decided to apply to a user group, and while I was trying to figure out which one was most likely to let me in, I applied to what is basically PL's Illuminati user group with the reason "I talked about this with mazz, so it is ok to approve me if you're not her." I also applied to EO as a back-up in case that brilliant plan didn't work.

Later all my user permissions aside from public forums were stripped, and about an hour after that I was banned and the only forum I can see is the one for Mazz's CSM campaign.

[Phreeze]

Apparently Goons forgot to remove my access from their pos fueling database.

So I deleted it.

Hopefully no one has a copy

[Malaclypse]

I had a working account there from when I was in Snigg. My user permissions were fucked though, so I could see every forum but not any of the threads inside. The only place I could see or post was in the public forums. So I decided to apply to a user group, and while I was trying to figure out which one was most likely to let me in, I applied to what is basically PL's Illuminati user group with the reason "I talked about this with mazz, so it is ok to approve me if you're not her." I also applied to EO as a back-up in case that brilliant plan didn't work.

Later all my user permissions aside from public forums were stripped, and about an hour after that I was banned and the only forum I can see is the one for Mazz's CSM campaign.

xD Holy crap, I bow down to your awesome infiltration skills, man. Thanks for the laugh.

[Phreeze]

Ivanova, thank you for your avid fandom of my posts.

[jotheberlock]

Ivanova, thank you for your avid fandom of my posts.

You're welcome. What are Arsed and IGNE up to these days?

[Phreeze]

(5:37:39 PM) theadj: hey someone with a k.com account post and tell vinata sorry, but I didn't want some idiot accepting his app and posting all our shit on that forum D:

[OneEightHundred]

Heh I know this is one week old but looks like nobody's actually contested how bullshit the OP is, so:

In the darkness of night Emmanuel Goldstei... karttoon contacts EO and asks if they wanted to kick the troll up a notch by joining the Band of Brothers Alliance.

EO does and Darius literally smashes his keyboard by typing so furiously about how they're goon fuckers for even talking to karttoon and sets EO -10.0. Multiple EO members are banned instantly. Penifsmash (EO leadership) Kaatje Thaxawhatever (Leader) Hairypooter (goatse.cx the forums) Rex Hargrove (outright stated that he was sticking with EO) and Salastil (apparent STD of the forums according to spymaster Vio Gercia.) Everyone else took a day or two to ban. At this point EO still does nothing expecting it to blow over like it always does gets on mumble and just chats for the rest of the night since shit was in a lurch.

The next day EO get an ultimatium to get into the Alliance, everyone can get unbanned except Penifsmash since he was apparently going fuck goons before the entire debacle (Vio was called out on this point but his evidence as usual was so shaky it was useless. It revolved around talking to players hostile to Goonswarm and the loan thread) Elitist Ops responds that the only acceptable conclusion is an apology in TWR and for things to remain as they were before the initial Darius post. Offer is reject and EO decides to respond to the -10 standings against EO and begins shooting goons. Vile Rat continues to repeat that the offer is still valid for everyone except Penifsmash (by this point multiple people shot goons so it was clear it was a grudge against him, nothing more) EO decides to stick together and breaks off completely since Penifsmash was more important to the group than a near dead Alliance with a ghost town of a forum.

.... this entire series of events is completely backwards:

- EO got a 24-hour ultimatum to join the alliance. Note: Join the ALLIANCE, so they'd still be able to have their alt corp, complete with corp standings and whatnot.
- Bit over 24 hours later, they land in Band of Brothers alliance and penifSMASH posts about it (i.e. they weren't banned at this point).
- THEN they get banned and set -10

Course they were also given the opportunity to join GW at that point provided they hadn't shot goons. Several took up the offer, the rest decided that their alt corp was worth burning a bridge over so they go 50 jumps north to shoot goons.

[fat libertarian [banned]]

who cares

[SpiderWebMayhem]

Apparently Goons forgot to remove my access from their pos fueling database.

So I deleted it.

Hopefully no one has a copy

Our Google Spreadsheet Backbone!

[Vile rat]

Our Google Spreadsheet Backbone!

our google spreadsheet backbone? The one with multiple revert options?

Clearly we underestimated you phreeze.

[Sircussalot]

who cares

[Alex Clomsaver]

Yeah, thats right! No time for facts here, this is the irrelevant bullshit forum.

[administrative feature]

we deal with fiction, not facts so anyway about harry potter

[Malaclypse]

we deal with fiction, not facts so anyway about harry potter

kugutsumen.com: EVE-Online's biggest Nullsec fanfic community

[RansomList]

kugutsumen.com: EVE-Online's biggest Nullsec fanfic community

Yeah. So, I'm auto censoring myself and NOT posting the creepy 1 paragraph 'day in the life of a nullec commentator' Obama x Clomsaver post.

Lets stick to Goon drama or spin or sperg.

[DaiTengu]

Apparently Goons forgot to remove my access from their pos fueling database.

So I deleted it.

Hopefully no one has a copy

Document has already been reverted.

[Duder123]

Heh I know this is one week old but looks like nobody's actually contested how bullshit the OP is, so:


.... this entire series of events is completely backwards:

- EO got a 24-hour ultimatum to join the alliance. Note: Join the ALLIANCE, so they'd still be able to have their alt corp, complete with corp standings and whatnot.
- Bit over 24 hours later, they land in Band of Brothers alliance and penifSMASH posts about it (i.e. they weren't banned at this point).
- THEN they get banned and set -10

Course they were also given the opportunity to join GW at that point provided they hadn't shot goons. Several took up the offer, the rest decided that their alt corp was worth burning a bridge over so they go 50 jumps north to shoot goons.

You're stupid. We had clones and ships in Cloud Ring, not to mention I had to assist a jump freighter get out of 31- so that is why I was in the area shooting goons.

Darius posted the ultimatium around 9pm EST and Karttoon came in somewhere between 9pm and 1am. Kaatje and Penifsmash said many times over not to shoot goons or do anything rash since something hilarious was going to occur. We log on the next day and around 10pm we are in the Alliance. Everyone gets banned and our corp set as hostile.

[Abortion Engine]

Everyone wasn't banned, but a number were. Besides you'd have to be pretty stupid to think doing something with Karttoon would result in anything but a negative reaction from a directorate still trying to clean up the mess Karttoon made.

Anyway nobody gives a shit anymore, and I hope you guys have fun in PL.

[Xunasy]

Guys guys we are doing this because we love you blame DJ *Kills Goon newbies and ratters all day*

[Bring Stabity]

yo eo dudes you shouldnt fit istabs on your bombers because they increase your sig radius, use nanos instead

[LilemA]

Guys guys we are doing this because we love you blame DJ *Kills Goon newbies and ratters all day*

YOU DESTROYED OUR RATTERS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. - goonwaffe 2010

[daveydweeb]

yo eo dudes you shouldnt fit istabs on your bombers because they increase your sig radius, use nanos instead

warp core stabitys

[Xunasy]

YOU DESTROYED OUR RATTERS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. - goonwaffe 2010

Guys were not Goon fuckers ratters aren't real people - eo 2010

[daveydweeb]

anyone who rats for isk is literally retarded anyway