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    A below average highsec suicide gank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Destro View Post
    People keep linking these as lol-fits w/o knowing what they are used for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quesa View Post
    People keep linking these as lol-fits w/o knowing what they are used for.
    I'll accept the highs as being a neut boat. But not those mids or lows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quesa View Post
    People keep linking these as lol-fits w/o knowing what they are used for.
    A fit like that cant be used for anything, therefor it becomes a lolfit.

    Neuting BS, sure. But that thing wont neut for longer then 30s or so, he runs out of cap or gets popped as he fails on the HP area.

    Besides. in a fight like that. Concidering to bring a neut BS is a lolidea by itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deira View Post
    A fit like that cant be used for anything, therefor it becomes a lolfit.

    Neuting BS, sure. But that thing wont neut for longer then 30s or so, he runs out of cap or gets popped as he fails on the HP area.

    Besides. in a fight like that. Concidering to bring a neut BS is a lolidea by itself.
    i got the impression he got ganked while moving a cap-killing support ship around, and it didn't have the cap booster fitted

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    Adaptive nano plating suggest newer character than doesn't realize PVE focused cap regen mods are shite.
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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5853926

    cause i structure tank my WH carrier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SolarKnight View Post
    I was going through the fit thinking, 'that's not a bad start for someone new to the game'.

    Then I saw it was a Legion. Jesus-fucking-titty-christ.
    [B]Client:[/B] “Well we are well known amongst all the Russian billionaires so there is great potential for you to get your name out there by doing this project for free. Also I am a direct descendant of Genghis Khan.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenDaemon View Post
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5853926

    cause i structure tank my WH carrier...
    died to rats. gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    died to rats. gold.

    They also lost a shield buffer/active tank cloaking nighthawk to rats

    If you want CS help in a WH you should either keep it cloaked and safed ALL THE TIME, or with an unprobe able setup.

    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but he probably built that in the WH yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    died to rats. gold.
    Sleepers probably would rape a carrier in a c5. They're pretty nasty, especially when you're hilariously retarded and have a fit like that.

    c5 = can get a carrier inside from outside. It's also a pulsar. It's a ridiculously rare system that gives a huge bonus to shields while nerfing armor (sleepers have no shield, only 70 omni armor [modified by wormhole effects] and 0 hull resist)

    I heard a story of one guy who spent 3 days trapped by sleepers in a c5. All of his drones got popped and whenever he logged on, 6 high grade sleeper battleships would spawn ontop of him and web + scram him. The three days is how long it took for the site to despawn.

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    Gotta be careful when taking a carrier into a c5 simply because of the extra BS's that spawn. You'll end up getting your own support/dps ships nuked in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    Sleepers probably would rape a carrier in a c5. They're pretty nasty, especially when you're hilariously retarded and have a fit like that.

    c5 = can get a carrier inside from outside. It's also a pulsar. It's a ridiculously rare system that gives a huge bonus to shields while nerfing armor (sleepers have no shield, only 70 omni armor [modified by wormhole effects] and 0 hull resist)

    I heard a story of one guy who spent 3 days trapped by sleepers in a c5. All of his drones got popped and whenever he logged on, 6 high grade sleeper battleships would spawn ontop of him and web + scram him. The three days is how long it took for the site to despawn.
    You should have told him the log on log off trick with capitals. You log on, and immediatly log off before you make warp. do it a couple times and presto you are in a safe spot. I have never done this to escape from a nasty Xdeath tower ever......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobFromMarketing View Post
    wow
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    Any story to this?

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    http://sectionxiii.org/killboard/?a=...l&kll_id=64880

    They were doing mining op in plex (crappy small) .. with entering gate in system heavily bubled. We came by titan jumpbridge. You can take a look on the rorqual fit too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantome View Post
    http://sectionxiii.org/killboard/?a=...l&kll_id=64880

    They were doing mining op in plex (crappy small) .. with entering gate in system heavily bubled. We came by titan jumpbridge. You can take a look on the rorqual fit too...
    This shit makes me sad


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    bpc.. or bpo.. that is the question !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmum View Post
    You're trying way to hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenDaemon View Post
    Hey, don't hate. If you wanted to provide supplementary damage against a BS and cruiser at the same time, passively tank a frigate that's tackling you and tanking occasional burst fire from a sniper HAC while also serving as the looter on a battlefield, this is a great setup!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmum View Post
    Hey, don't hate. If you wanted to provide supplementary damage against a BS and cruiser at the same time, passively tank a frigate that's tackling you and tanking occasional burst fire from a sniper HAC while also serving as the looter on a battlefield, this is a great setup!
    It isn't, because tractor beam and salvager are missing for the effective looting task.
    The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.

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    forest for the trees...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    forest for the trees...
    Go to the related kills and losses. Absolutely hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    Go to the related kills and losses. Absolutely hilarious.
    http://www.ushrakhan.com/alliance/ed...l&kll_id=39892

    officer fit. these idiots have too much isk. and who are they? this is the first i heard of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    http://www.ushrakhan.com/alliance/ed...l&kll_id=39892

    officer fit. these idiots have too much isk. and who are they? this is the first i heard of them
    Kelban just threw a shitfit out on CAOD a few days ago. SSI apparently were part of the proviblock, ranking VERY high on the failure-scala according to their battleclinic stats, yet Kelban's crying over not being treated as he felt he deserved it.
    http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1273182 Partially funny read.
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    http://dsc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=5914055
    t1 guns, named neuts, no cap injectors and 2 sensor boosters
    between them: one prop mod, one point,



    im pretty bitter because i got forced out after getting mad last time he had a stupid loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dah' Khanid View Post
    The two posts above this had almost excusable fits. This however is fucking comic. Looks like you took down their bubble backbone as well !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dah' Khanid View Post
    Corp: Rookies Need Help Man
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    http://kb.sodalitas-xx.net/index.php...il&kll_id=3845

    I heard Myrms are good transport ships.

    All that dropped were BPO, we are assuming the rest was aswell.

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    Doesn't look like this was ever posted.

    http://rooksandkings.com/killboard/?...il&kll_id=6454

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dah' Khanid View Post
    i'd like a screecap of that. 11 titans on the km
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    I'm not even sure what this guy was going for with this set up.

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    clearly, he will salvage you to death. I would fear him if I were minmatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenDaemon View Post
    clearly, he will salvage you to death. I would fear him if I were minmatar.
    He was rather some kind of tackler judging from t2 scanres rigs, sensor booster, faction tackle gear and two 1600mm plates (probably have no pg left thats why he fit that salvagers of death)

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