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    http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5334591

    It's a good thing he rigged that bad boy; the damage from one rocket launcher was brutal.

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    he's a member of their holding corp as well

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    the tempest was o_O but the other 3 elude me.

    the oneiros i might not "get" just cause i don't fly logis.
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    If my hunch is correct, it is the mwd on the oneiros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    the tempest was o_O but the other 3 elude me.

    the oneiros i might not "get" just cause i don't fly logis.
    Oneiros is recharge (read: retard) fit. Correct fit is something like this: http://cryhavoc.shade-corp.com/killb...l&kll_id=64458
    Apoc has cap recharger with booster and t2 plates. Not that bad actually.
    Myrm is all kinds of wrong. RCUs shouldn't be necessary (might be needed for the 425s in which case he shouldve used 220s or dual180s), cap rechargers with boosters, etc.
    Tempest is obvious.

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    Never said comedy killmails have to be failures. Case in point: Arty Apoc

    http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...id=9126134#new

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    Never said comedy killmails have to be failures. Case in point: Arty Apoc

    http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...id=9126134#new
    Battleclinic links suck bigtime since you need to log in to see the killmail. :/
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    apoc killing an indy with artis

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    http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=5522849

    this guy clicked on the wrong fitting. Probably his bhaalgorn fit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=5522849

    this guy clicked on the wrong fitting. Probably his bhaalgorn fit?
    No, actually there are great uses for a neut platform. If you get jumped by some capitals, these fits are key to breaking spider tanks or capping out logistic platforms. Bhaa's cost to much to use, realistically. Thus, this fit is actually a good fit for the job he was to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quesa View Post
    No, actually there are great uses for a neut platform. If you get jumped by some capitals, these fits are key to breaking spider tanks or capping out logistic platforms. Bhaa's cost to much to use, realistically. Thus, this fit is actually a good fit for the job he was to do.
    That's a retarded amount of cap drained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    That's a retarded amount of cap drained.
    I can't tell if you are calling me nuts for saying it's a good fit for the job intended, or agreeing with me, lol.

    As highlighted in the latest R&K video, they very effectively used a Neut-Poc to cap out Dreads thus making them unable to rep or fire. Vs. their 20 man BS gang, a Dread would have easily been able to rep the damage, or at the very least last long enough for the Triage carrier to go down, without the cap-pressure.

    Yes, it does seem like alot of cap neuting but when you spread that neuting over the field of maybe 3-4 unconventional logistics platforms (Domi's and Phoons) the effect can be devastating to a hostile fleet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quesa View Post
    I can't tell if you are calling me nuts for saying it's a good fit for the job intended, or agreeing with me, lol.

    As highlighted in the latest R&K video, they very effectively used a Neut-Poc to cap out Dreads thus making them unable to rep or fire. Vs. their 20 man BS gang, a Dread would have easily been able to rep the damage, or at the very least last long enough for the Triage carrier to go down, without the cap-pressure.

    Yes, it does seem like alot of cap neuting but when you spread that neuting over the field of maybe 3-4 unconventional logistics platforms (Domi's and Phoons) the effect can be devastating to a hostile fleet.
    Agreeing, sorry.

    I always thought the capnap domi was awesome at neuting..... that's just retardedly good.

    Does it literally drain all your cap with one run (for the Abaddon)? Must chew through boosters.

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    nvm i fail. What i found funny about it was that he seemed to be alone in it when all the XIX guys were in glass cannons. Didn't notice the rest of the WN gang

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    http://www.a-kills.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=344352

    from the fight a few days ago

    welp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trueblue1872 View Post
    It's a hauling fit carrier. Nothing particularly wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lag Generator View Post
    It's a hauling fit carrier. Nothing particularly wrong with that.
    Doesn't really explain the cargo rigs, unless that pilot has to much money and swapped out rigs on the fly. :/

    What I can't figure out is why he was carrying the hulk in his cargo bay, he could have easily stashed it away in his ship hanger.
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    It has cargo rigs, stab and nos.....

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    Does accidentally bubbling one of your own battleships allowing it to be solo'd by a pos (which had no scram of its own btw) count as a comedy mail? Certainly made me lol...

    http://wialliance.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=5543106

    I'm betting that bs pilot wasn't happy.

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    Fail gank, next time we use carriers!

    http://www.it-kills.us/?a=kill_related&kll_id=124663

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faetal View Post
    Fail gank, next time we use carriers!

    http://www.it-kills.us/?a=kill_related&kll_id=124663
    Way to lose a faction fit bhaal on a gate.

    I seriously don't understand how that happened. Guristas even had nice fits (except some mods on the cane/stabber).

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    dont laugh, thats a lvl 80 rogue (or smth like that).

    look at his abaddon
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4877282

    and this one is a suicide ganker. the launcher is for the defenders, sure. and he didnt bother with tank, unlike the previous one
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4108902

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceHermit View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faife View Post
    the tempest was o_O but the other 3 elude me.

    the oneiros i might not "get" just cause i don't fly logis.
    Agreed, I don't really "get" the oneiros one either. Ok granted the PDS seems a little odd but I see no real issue with that fit - presuming of course it was designed for plexing. If that was a pvp oneiros, I'd be a little hmm at the lack of any kind of tank.

    I don't get the Apoc one either - again, assuming it's for NPCing. Even PVP fitted, it just looks like a (relatively) low SP player who's there to bring a bit of extra DPS and not to tackle.

    The Myrmadon... seems ok-ish... variation on one of the cookiecutter ship fittings. Not how I'd fly one but it looks like it's been flown as a cheap alternative to the ishtar. Again, fitting mods, but low SP perhaps?

    The Tempest... yeah that's an odd one. I'd ASSUME that it's some sort of crappy bait ship but tbh I'd leave off the guns if you're having grid problems and just fit more resists and plates. I can kind of get where they were going with it, if it was designed as a bait ship to lock down multiple targets but it's not quite there yet.

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    Whats even more disturbing is the character creation date is 2009.06.19, that character wouldn't even be close to flying a battleship decently, let alone a Dread....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceHermit View Post
    Fucking awful. People like this should be banned from eve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenDaemon View Post
    Hahahahah good old SWAT, I still have golden memories of crushing their 1 year celebration drake fleet 2 years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    that kb banner is awesome

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    yeah i liked it too


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    http://killboard.it/?a=kill_related&kll_id=126600 , I'd really love to know what happened here. Seriously, wth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripline View Post
    http://killboard.it/?a=kill_related&kll_id=126600 , I'd really love to know what happened here. Seriously, wth?
    I lol'd

    that really is interesting...only the myrm has a completely horrid fit...the other's aren't that bad

    WTB T2 light drones

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    nvm

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    the drakes shot fury kinetic missles = no damage vs an enyo with ab.
    The brutix had issues tracking the enyo and also deals a lot of kinetic damage.
    The Myrm used kin drones maybe ?

    How they all sticked together long enough for the enyo to kill them all is beyond me lol. (hero pilot tough)

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    a passive tank fit seems plausible on its own...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lowlander View Post
    the drakes shot fury kinetic missles = no damage vs an enyo with ab.
    The brutix had issues tracking the enyo and also deals a lot of kinetic damage.
    The Myrm used kin drones maybe ?

    How they all sticked together long enough for the enyo to kill them all is beyond me lol. (hero pilot tough)
    You have to remember all Gallente t2 have really high thermal and kinetic armor resists. So hammerheads...hobs... etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalnov View Post
    You have to remember all Gallente t2 have really high thermal and kinetic armor resists. So hammerheads...hobs... etc
    i'm guessing the enyo was rep fitted and was hovering at the edge of armor for most of fight, and idiots kept shooting him.
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    This obviously doesn't look real. I wonder what it's doing on battleclinic

    http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...php?id=8520935

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veno View Post
    Nice catch. Some hero tackling in action I take it?

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    Actually he undocked from a kickout

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