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[Alex Clomsaver]

I was watching a movie today. Just laying about the house, chilling on the couch and watching a DVD. My stomach has been a little "troubled" today. I guess it's all the beer and bizarre sleeping patterns I've been having this past week. That'll always make for some interesting action in your plumbing. I was feeling the pressure a bit, so halfway into the film I took a short toilet break. Nothing too fancy, just the satisfying sensation of planting a relatively large log down the porcelain. So it's back to the couch and watch the rest of the film, right? Nothing bad's going to happen, right?

Oh, how sadly I was mistaken.

When nearing the end of the film I started feeling the pressure build up again. Now, bear in mind that I'd just pushed a perfectly normal fist sized turd out of my anus just an hour ago. I figured it was just some gas. So there I was, laying on the couch, taking my chances with a little innocent farting action. Bad bad mistake. I immediately felt the moist dark matter tricking down my thighs and spreading across my buttcheeks as the first cubic inch of rectal gas was expelled. I carefully closed myself up, slid off the couch and crabwalked over to the toilet, lest I suffer any more "spillage". As I sat down upon the white throne and unclenched, the watery brown slurry came gushing out at quite an impressive speed. After the initial onslaught I reached down and pulled my briefs up to knee height to inspect the damage. Yupp, those underpants were pretty thoroughly ruined. No doubt about that. So, there you have my day in a nutshell.

Today I watched Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince and shit in my pants.

[Serj Darek]

tl;dr

Today I watched Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince and shit in my pants.

[RansomList]

I think someone did that in the middle of a degree exam yesterday.

[xutech]

I'll read their bullshit when they read ours.

[Fartman]

~fart~

[xutech]

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.

Hey, everybody!

Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.

Need I remind you?

Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.

Ooh, I am Fart, Fart-man.

Everybody in the house do the Fartman.

Huh. Shake it out.

[Murr]

i just did a huuge Fartsman and i'm feeling great now~