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    http://www.cognitionandculture.net/i...blog&Itemid=34

    A few weeks ago, the web was all abuzz about with one of those stories people are so fond of discussing online. A Canadian woman, who couldn't work because of a depression, lost her sick-leave benefits over a few photographs that were displayed on Facebook. She was smiling on the photographs. The anecdote provoked widespread outrage and rekindled the endless debate over Internet privacy.

    But the story in itself did not interest Steve that much. Where other people see a scandal, Steve sees an opportunity for fun. That night, he logged himself on a forum devoted to discussing the condition and problems of depressive people - one among a dozen medical forums where Steve, under a variety of aliases, is a regular. He quickly spotted the thread where the Facebook scandal was being discussed, licked his lips, and began typing something like this:

    "It serves her right, if you ask me. You can't defraud insurance companies and think of yourself as a responsible person. It's not the victimless crime it appears to be. Depression is not a real disease anyways."

    He clicked 'Send', and waited for the angry reactions to pour in. He did not wait long: people rarely refrain from biting on Steve's baits. He relished every minute of the argument, every insult, every pathetic attempt at counter-arguing - and shared it all with friends over Skype. When the outrage abated, Steve poked the conversation back into existence with a few nasty comments about lazy depressed jobless people funding their parasitic lifestyle with taxpayers' money. It did not take long before the fun was back. When Steve grew bored with infuriating depressed websurfers, he might have gone nagging at a forum of semi-literate teenage girls, heaping trash on Twilight 2, with similar success. Or perhaps he just discussed the night's achievements with a couple of appreciative colleagues.

    Many young people are looking for a fight. Some go to seedy bars. Some hang around on the wrong side of a stadium, wearing the wrong colours. Some rely on the confidentiality and relative security of a Fight Club. Steve and thousands like him look for trouble on the Internet. Every night, many hours a night, Steve haunts forums dwelling on human rights in China, blog threads considering flaws in the last version of Microsoft Vista, medical newsgroups debating flu vaccines - and he spoils discussion after discussion. His arguments span all the range of conversational perversion: from childish insult to intricate accusation, from in-your-face provocation to subtle insinuation, from blatant non sequitur to elaborate sophistry. For Steve is a conversation hacker, or, as they are better known, a Troll.

    Trolls are shy creatures - some might say paranoid. Theirs is a barely legal hobby, and knowing it, they are careful to leave few clues as to their identity. Steve, for instance, did not disclose his real name (he never does) but neither did he allow us to use one of his usual pseudonyms (I coined a name for him). This post relies on the direct testimony of ordinary Trolls, on discussion threads and demonstrations of skill that Trolls provided us with, and on hundreds of hours of observed on-line trolling. That information was collected by Sophie Claudel. A regular on a variety of IRC newsgroups since the age of 13, she has daily interaction with Trolls, some of whom have become friends. Trolls, you see, have a life outside of trolling - a social life that looks just as rich and fulfilling as yours and mine, with conversations that are as pleasant and rewarding as anyone else's. Sophie, who does not troll herself, meets them in real life, on a regular basis, and almost every night on the Internet.

    This special relation allowed us, we think, to explore the puzzling motivations of conversation hackers. There is a lot of Troll material on the web, but you find either lurid Troll tales meant to scare and fascinate the public (this NYT piece is typical) or boastful Trolls commenting on their strategy in a complacent way (we prefer not to attract their attention by linking to them). Both Trolls and anti-Trolls like to picture Trolls in a sensationalistic way. They are excited by the freakish, the predatorial, and the criminal. But the tall stories carried by Troll lore, though some of them are true (Myspace suicides, Bonzai Kittens, Craigslist traps, etc.) do not reflect the reality of ordinary trolling.


    What is a Troll?

    Steve would never let you call him a Troll. He sees himself as a person who likes to argue. In a way, that is not surprising: a Troll worth of the name cannot endorse the label in front of his victims, while he is 'trolling' them. Most regular forum or newsgroup users know about Trolls, and if they spot one, they will shun it, moderate it or refrain from 'feeding' it. Anti-Troll policies are on the rise, which has made the hobby more difficult of late, but also more exciting. Yet Steve's friends, off-trolling, will readily admit to being Trolls. And all of them will recognize a fellow Troll in Steve; some will even say he's the greatest they know. But Steve is so professional that he will never allow himself to let down his facade of sincere interest for argumentation. He won't come out as a Troll.

    Many things might explain why a Troll hides. Some Trolls belong to Troll Leagues, organised groups that invade various websites, launch demonstrations of strength, and fight rival trolling leagues. Leagues, which can be very big, have protection imperatives and norms of confidentiality. But all the Trolls we know are free-lance: they hack conversations on their own. If Trolls like Steve won't come out, this might be because they are sincere, or because they never stop trolling, even their friends and relations. It is surprising to notice that shame seems to play no part at all in keeping Trolls into the closet.

    How exactly to define trolling is a thorny matter. The fact that discussing it will inevitably attract Trolls does not help. We can see two possible ways of defining Trolls, one of them strict and the other less so.

    The strict criterion for being a Troll is genuine cynicism: if a Troll cares at all for the topic he is discussing, that interest must come second. His top priority must lie in winning a rhetorical fight by using all available means, including spoiling the debate, nagging people, ranting endlessly, etc. This motivation must come first chronologically, too: a Troll enters a debate with the clear intention of making it go awry. For example, a person who simply got carried away by a discussion and, becoming pig-headed, started resorting to provocation and insults, is not a real Troll. This is the criterion given by our informants.

    To illustrate this point, here's an example of a strategy a Troll once described : you take a sensitive topic (like the ban on minarets or the latest problem with Macintosh OS), and you build an argument around it. The conclusion of your argument is blatantly absurd, but every premise is correct, except one. The trick is to hide that wrong premise under an intricate discussion. You know that people will be so hasty to resist your conclusion that they will start by attacking the true premises. You have prepared a violent rebuttal for each objection, and you know that, since you are right on those points, some objective debaters might side with you, which will divide the discussion group (a crucial step). You hope that the discussion of your true premises will become so heated that, when someone finally notices the flaw in your argument, people will be too busy insulting you to care about that. This is the kind of cold-blooded, cunning, premeditated strategy that only genuine Trolls can devise.

    But this criterion - being a cynical and lucid conversation hacker - seems a bit difficult to apply. A savvy Troll is careful not to appear cynical or manipulative in front of his audience, since that would exclude him from the discussion. Besides, many Trolls are unwilling to disclose their strategies, even to close fellow Trolls. Closeted Trolls like Steve will claim, perhaps sincerely, that they have no intention of spoiling conversations - that is something their contradictors do, with their stupidity and lack of good arguments. Also, every once in a while, a Troll who is not looking for trouble will discuss a topic he genuinely cares about - yet his old discussion habits will prevail, and his conversation style will strike everyone (except himself) as trollish.


    Argumentation gone wild

    That is why we would like to propose another way of defining Trolls, one that is less stringent, and takes into account the fact that Trollhood has blurry edges : it can be more or less severe, and even the meekest debaters might possess a tiny spark of it. In this definition, Trolls happen to possess to an extreme degree a motivation that is common to all humans : a motivation to argue. That motivation is specific to argumentation itself, and can be satisfied even when the usual goals of argumentation - convincing someone of thinking or doing something - have not been met at all. We readily argue with people we have no realistic hope of convincing. Trolls are special because 1) this motivation is very powerful in them and 2) they don't just seize occasions of satisfying it as they present themselves ; sometimes, they deliberately create these occasions, by setting up rigged conversations. We may note that the weird tastes of conversation hackers often brgin them to disrupt the usual rules of conversation, but we don't make that a criterion.

    Let us explain why we think the motivation behind trolling is similar in nature (though different in degree) to the motivation behind human arguing in general.

    Before they went to the dark side, most Trolls were just pig-headed debaters like many others - and if it were not for pig-headed debaters, Trolls would soon go out of business. Everyone who ever dealt with a Troll knows of the strong, nagging urge to argue back at him ; and they know, of course, that this urge must be repressed at all cost, for it is what Trolls feed on. Thus trolling is powered by the same basic motivation that it serves to satisfy : that crazy desire to get the last word in a conversation. Trolls exist because there is enough Trollhood in everyone of us for them to feed on. Our informants are keen to point out the existence of unconscious Trolls ; as one of them said, "those who do not know about trolling troll unconsciously". Others said they did not see the difference between a regular dead-end debate (citing a classroom discussion on Palestine that went awry) and successful trolling.

    This is enough to show how similar a Troll and his victim can be. Indeed, they are sometimes undistinguishable, as we shall see.


    Trolls who troll Trolls

    You might be surprised to learn that Trolls readily engage in long debates with fellow Trolls - people, that is, whom they know to be perverse and cunning conversation hackers. Apparently, this does not detract them from wasting hours on fruitless debates that are blatantly rigged and full of sophistry. Few Trolls would be happy with debating only fellow Trolls (semi-literate teenagers and hard-boiled fundamentalists are so much tastier - even though they, too, might be trolling you). Yet most of them, every once in a while, enjoy having an absurd argument with another pig-head.

    Things get weirder still when a Troll decides to hack a conversation that, unbeknownst to the Troll, is already full of Trolls in disguise. This happens more often than you might think. This forum, for example, is officially a discussion group of the Flat Earth Society. It claims a connection with the society that debated Alfred Russel Wallace over the Bedford Level Experiment - an experiment that allegedly proved that the Earth is flat. On the face of it, it is a well-meaning attempt at disclosing to the public the latest results and speculations of sincere crackpot scientists. The forum is open to discussions between 'Rounders' and 'Flatters', moderation being assured by both Rounders and Flatters. Flatters lay down their claims in the inimitable way of crackpot scientists, and Rounders react with the passion of self-righteous rationalists wasting their time on a benighted website.

    But what really happens in the virtual lobbies of the Flat Earth Society is more twisted. There is probably not a single sincere proponent of Flat Earth Theory on the whole site. Rather, the forum seems to have been designed as a gigantic Troll bait. The presence of Trolls is openly acknowledged on the forum, as some important moderators of the site, Flatters and Rounders alike, have been unmasked. They have been spotted on hacked private forums, where they were boasting about their hoax. Apparently, the 'Flat-Earthers' who created the site were really Trolls who planned to attract Round-earthers, and confound them with silly arguments. Instead, other Trolls showed up and began arguing for both positions.

    This is a fairly typical episode. Trolls are devout defenders of Science since, as one of them told Sophie, "I like to make fun of ignorance and stupidity. That's why attacking theories like creationism or the like is interesting. It's like hitting a big ant-hill. It tends to ridicule people". Outlandish claims about the Earth being flat, or 4000 years old, have great appeal for Trolls. But other Trolls know about this, and they often devise bogus parascientific claims just for the sake of courting controversy. This thread, triggered by a blog post thrashing a videogame for teaching Darwinian propaganda to children, is probably a case in point. It is useful to bear this in mind when one studies crackpot science on the web, as many crackpot scientists might actually be fakes trolling their audience.

    Even when a debate is obviously designed by Trolls and for Trolls, trolling is rarely acknowledged as the true purpose of the conversation. At Flat Earth Society, with trolling being endemic and conspicuous everywhere on the forum, participants take great care not to come out as Trolls. Flat-Earthers (most likely to be suspected of trolling) insist on the sincerity of their beliefs. Trolls being unmasked are a cause for scandal. The reason why everyone feigns to take the question of trolling so seriously is, of course, because accusations of trolling offer endless opportunities for trolling about trolling. This thread for example, is typical: everyone claims to be the only sincere defender of Flat/Round Earth Theory, and accuses everyone else of being a Troll.

    Hacked conversation can be surprisingly hard to distinguish from normal conversation. This is partly the result of trolling stategies - since Trolls these days are waxing furtive - but it also tells us something important about the nature of both conversation hacking and conversation in general. Both are fueled by a basic motivation for arguing, one that goes way beyond bringing someone to do or think what we want him to do or think. The need to argue for the sake of it varies from person to person (intellectuals on this blog being probably a bit on the dark side) and culminates in Trolls. But most people enjoy having a conversation even when all hopes of convincing anyone of anything are lost, and as a result, hacked conversations can be as enjoyable as conversations played by the rules. Entire communities of conversation hackers can find great argumentative pleasure in conversations that violate the most basic requirements for convincing and constructive discussion.


    Philosophers as Trolls

    A question remains. If we are right, and the possibility of trolling is so deeply ingrained in human nature, why did it take so long for Trolls to appear?

    The ready answer is that anonymous conversations became much, much easier with the Web than ever before - as lack of anonymity makes trolling much more risky. True enough. Yet more or less impersonal discussions did exist before the creation of Usenet (1979) - in newspapers or gazettes, in the public places of big cities, etc. We should find Trolls there too.

    Indeed, we can find them in some of the first public places where free conversation between strangers was allowed, on a variety of topics : the antique Forum, grandfather of the virtual forums of today, womb of all Trolls. There you may find the antique equivalent of Trolls : what people at the time called 'sophists' or 'philosophers' - two words that were used interchangeably by the man on the Forum. Many Sophists did not want to endorse the label - sophistry was frowned upon or downright illegal in many places - and insisted on being called Philosophers. But the average citizen did not distinguish much between all these varieties of arguers. It is clear from most outsiders' accounts that sophists/philosophers were perceived as disrupting the usual rules of conversation in a noxious way.

    Two important men are having a careful conversation on military training. What do you call the guy who, having no particular competence or interest in the matter at hand, jumps in the conversation, systematically contradicts everyone with contrived arguments, ridicules the two competent discussants, orients the conversation on a completely different topic, then leaves the audience baffled and walks away, laughing? That Troll is Socrates in Plato's Laches. True, Plato's Socrates seldom hops in uninvited, and most of his interlocutors do not consider him noxious. Indeed one wonders why the whole city grew so irritated that they voted to condemn him to death. But Plato, like all philosophers and sophists, had a stake in defending his colleagues. In other views of Socrates (like Aristophanes' caricature), he is unmistakably trollish.

    And Socrates was not your average philosopher or sophist. His colleagues' methods were much cruder. Take Diogenes, a hobo who combined unsollicited moral counselling with aggressive begging. Take travelling philosopher Stilpo, who, each time he entered a town, went on the forum, jumped on a soapbox, brandished an onion and claimed he could prove it was not a vegetable (Proof: a vegetable existed 100 years ago. This vegetable did not exist 100 years ago. Therefore, this is not a vegetable), then rebutted all contradictors and baffled the audience till the town went mad at him. There were hundreds of Stilpos at a time, in all parts of the world where annoying intellectuals were tolerated. The Chinese had their Trolls too, whose discussions would create Chinese Logic. And of course, just like Trolls, these early philosophers tended to make themselves quite unpopular in several places. There is a reason why Athens punished sophistry with banishment, or worse.

    In History, the web has no rival as a Troll nursery. But micro populations of Trolls and semi-Trolls do appear, we think, wherever more or less impersonal discussions take place. How should we react?


    The Glory of Trolls

    People usually go for the easy and virtuous option: they moralize Trolls. Trolls are time-wasters, destroyers of the ethics of discussion, sociopaths of the Internet. We should look forward to banning them completely in the near future. That reaction is understandable, but, we think, counterproductive. Anti-Troll discourse is utopian. Does it make sense to forbid people to "try to impress others with their knowledge"? To "respond to incendiary materials"? To "send messages or post articles which are no more than gratuitous replies to replies"? (to quote from the authoritative Netiquette guidelines of Intel Corp) How do we define words like "incendiary" or "gratuitous"? If all things incendiary or gratuitous were removed from human conversation, it would be cleaner perhaps, but also a lot less fun.

    Anti-Troll norms are hypocritical too: they are readily produced and used by Trolls themselves. Closeted Trolls are vocal Anti-Trollers. Even unrepentant Trolls are masters of anti-trolling, which they use, as we saw, for their own twisted purpose. Nowhere are Troll hysterias more prevalent than among Trolls. Usenet or IRC, discussion spaces that look like Anti-Troll fortresses if you read their presentation or their guidelines, are actually mighty Troll strongholds. Notorious conversation hackers can be found at the very top of the hierarchies of these forums and newsgroups. An important proportion of the Trolls we studied are also moderators on IRC newsgroups, and as such, they are proficient Troll-busters.

    We suggest, instead, that peace could be made between Trolls and other humans. Conversation hackers are useful. Like other hackers, they test the boundaries of a system, and they force users to devise better systems. They strain human argumentation to its limits. Dealing with Trolls forces you to sharpen your arguments and keep a cool head. Sometimes you might even learn something from a Troll. Socrates was maddening, but he helped make some concepts clearer. And all these Greek and Chinese philosophers/sophists forced their interlocutors to revise the usual rules of argumentation and make them much more specific. Some modern logic was born from these efforts.

    There is another reason to make peace with Trolls: they are much less alien than we'd like to think. Everyone has their inner Troll ; everyone has their urges to argue pointlessly with people they know they won't convince. Anti-Troll norms might keep our inner Trolls in check. But they might also foster a spirit of intolerance for other people's pig-headedness, and encourage us to deny our own trolling proclivities. Anti-Troll brigades are full of Trolls, Anti-Trolling being one of their best weapons. On the other hand, experienced Trolls gone to the bright side are better than most people at guiding arguments in interesting directions - which is why they often become newsgroup moderators. As usual, a system's hacker is often the best expert in the security of that system. Knowing that pig-headed discussions will never disappear from this world, there is sense in preferring to deal with proud and savvy Trolls, instead of clumsy, insecure and aggressive pig-heads. To quote our informant again: "those who do not know about trolling troll unconsciously". One might want to chose the conscious version.

    That said, we know we barely scratched the surface of the topic. Many questions haven't been answered: are Trolls better at arguing or reasoning than the average geek? what kind of risks exactly does a Troll run? Is it true that, as rumors have it, corporations or states will pay Trolls, in addition to regular hackers, to bring down internet discussion spaces that go against their interests? We hope to address these issues some day.

    Meanwhile, feel free to drop a comment below.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
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    what in the hell i'm not reading that

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    Troll cannot be defined therefore this thread is pointless and I'm not reading that shit.
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    Perhaps most abundant are the stories about the race of trolls, a cunning and deceitful people, living in the woodlands or mountains.

    Trolls come in many different shapes and forms, and are generally not fair to behold, even though the female trollkonor, or sometimes even male trolls, could appear very attractive until a character spotted their tail. Trolls were often said to be able to change their appearance, and did so in order to trick humans into doing what they wanted. For example, a troll may present a beautiful appearance in order to trick a character into following them into their mountain home, then hold the character captive for years (bergatagen) - see the similarities with Irish "elven/fiery hills". When large, trolls are interchangeable with giants (jotner, jättar or jćtter), who live even farther from society (since they cannot stand the sound of church bells), typically in the mountains (The fjells).

    In older tales, the word troll/trold (trolla as a verb) may simply mean "to badly harm/hurt someone"; someone who is a troll is someone who may eat human flesh or engage in other socially-unacceptable acts, such as rape. The word trolla(to perform trolldom wichcraft/sorcery in Swedish) became a synonym for one who performs magic with the intent to hurt others.


    I grew up thinking Trolls lived in the mountains and where creatures bent on mischief and wickedness.
    Ate human flesh and where all around very bad news. They turn to stone if they get caught out in the sunlight.

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    Trolling is fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    Perhaps most abundant are the stories about the race of trolls, a cunning and deceitful people, living in the woodlands or mountains.

    Trolls come in many different shapes and forms, and are generally not fair to behold, even though the female trollkonor, or sometimes even male trolls, could appear very attractive until a character spotted their tail. Trolls were often said to be able to change their appearance, and did so in order to trick humans into doing what they wanted. For example, a troll may present a beautiful appearance in order to trick a character into following them into their mountain home, then hold the character captive for years (bergatagen) - see the similarities with Irish "elven/fiery hills". When large, trolls are interchangeable with giants (jotner, jättar or jćtter), who live even farther from society (since they cannot stand the sound of church bells), typically in the mountains (The fjells).

    In older tales, the word troll/trold (trolla as a verb) may simply mean "to badly harm/hurt someone"; someone who is a troll is someone who may eat human flesh or engage in other socially-unacceptable acts, such as rape. The word trolla(to perform trolldom wichcraft/sorcery in Swedish) became a synonym for one who performs magic with the intent to hurt others.


    I grew up thinking Trolls lived in the mountains and where creatures bent on mischief and wickedness.
    Ate human flesh and where all around very bad news. They turn to stone if they get caught out in the sunlight.

    In Blizzard's WarCraft™ universe, Trolls were part of the Orc Horde until after the Dark Portal to Draenor was destroyed and the Orcs defeated and incamped in the world of Azeroth (WarCraft II/WC II: Beyond the Dark Portal). Some decades later the Orc Thrall, grown up under man rulership, strives to reunite his people without the demonic ties that corrupted and enslaved the Orcs via a blood pact with to the the Burning Legion, rallying the encampted clans to flee the lands of Lorderon via ship to the distand lands of Kalimdor, far beyond the Maelstrom. Making their way across the ocean, the captured ships get stranded on a group of islands circeling the Maelstrom. On these islands, the Orcs led by Thrall meet a clan of jungle trolls, who decide to help and join the Horde, continuing the journey across the ocean towards Kalimdor. (WarCraft III: Reign of Chaos/WC3 Demo)
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    Cant' be arsed to read all that shit tbh.

    I admit i spent quite some time trolling forums of Republicans, Peta, Anime-Fans and equally retarded faggots during 4Chan-Raids in the past; swarming random livechats and trolling camwhores is fine too.


    It's basically about pissing people off to make yourself feel superior.

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    I guess you stopped pissing peopel of cuz it hurts now when you pee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    I guess you stopped pissing peopel of cuz it hurts now when you pee?
    Who said i ever stopped pissing people off?

    bawwww my CAOD-backbone ;-(

    But, well, why DOES it hurt when i pee anyways?


    BTW Malaclypse, you should make an anonymous Account on eve-smack.com and troll the shit out of Imperian, he seems to go full Emo lately.
    (or it's a classic case of trolls trolling trolls, still hilarious)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Cant' be arsed to read all that shit tbh.

    I admit i spent quite some time trolling forums...
    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Who said i ever stopped pissing people off?
    I interpreted a past tense and hence a finished action (the trolling), therefore the assumption you stopped. But I see now it's more the target audience that has changed than the action itself.

    But, well, why DOES it hurt when i pee anyways?
    You may consult the friendly urologist from the neighbourhood, I fear I can't but guess. It could be an urenthritis maybe? Then you need to let John Coffey grab your balls and let him do the magic.

    BTW Malaclypse, you should make an anonymous Account on eve-smack.com and troll the shit out of Imperian, he seems to go full Emo lately.
    (or it's a classic case of trolls trolling trolls, still hilarious)
    Are you proposing this primarily because you like to see Imp going emo or because you are suspecting me to have a lil' troll locked away yearning to break free?

    Is it possible I sound rather reserved, maybe even slightly passive-aggressive in this post? Being King of the elves is a heavy burden with all that competition I tell ya.

    EDIT: Okay, I just took a look at eve-smack.com. When I saw some of the posters there (just the names), by reflex I closed the window instantly. I don't even wanna read any of Baumi's bitter rants. I'll give it another try under the influence. Ain't bearable under sober conditions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    I interpreted a past tense and hence a finished action (the trolling), therefore the assumption you stopped. But I see now it's more the target audience that has changed than the action itself.


    edit : oh yea and tl:dr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    I interpreted a past tense and hence a finished action (the trolling), therefore the assumption you stopped. But I see now it's more the target audience that has changed than the action itself.


    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    Are you proposing this primarily because you like to see Imp going emo or because you are suspecting me to have a lil' troll locked away yearning to break free?
    Watching Imperian becoming completely retarded is great tbh
    (although, like i said, i'm still suspicious he could be trollin')

    Also, everybody needs to troll sometimes.

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    Is it possible I sound rather reserved, maybe even slightly passive-aggressive in this post?
    You do, but i still lub you :brofist:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Who said i ever stopped pissing people off?

    bawwww my CAOD-backbone ;-(

    But, well, why DOES it hurt when i pee anyways?


    BTW Malaclypse, you should make an anonymous Account on eve-smack.com and troll the shit out of Imperian, he seems to go full Emo lately.
    (or it's a classic case of trolls trolling trolls, still hilarious)
    14days? what a lightweight.
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    I'm back to one eve account again, although all my inactives are forum banned as well (90 i think). 180 days for trolling moderators.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    I'm back to one eve account again, although all my inactives are forum banned as well (90 i think). 180 days for trolling moderators.
    I've never been banned. Don't care enough and trolling on Eve Online forums would be like shooting fish...what's smaller and shallower than a barrel?

    I occasionally read threads on there that people link me, but any extended presence would probably induce brain cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorda View Post
    14days? what a lightweight.
    I can't help it, i told CCP(in general) to fuck themselfes and die in a fire, and all i got was 14 days

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    The best people to troll are the intelligent design people, honestly.

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    conservapedia.

    editing dinosaurs into conservadepia article is hours of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    180 days for trolling moderators.
    sup six month eve-o ban buddy :brofist:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    conservapedia.

    editing anything truth-based into conservadepia article is hours of fun.
    FYP.

    Andy Schlafly is the spawn of Phyllis Schlafly, which should tell you a lot. There was a recent interview with him on the Colbert report that was quite interesting when you consider their habit to slash and burn, lock and otherwise overcontrol conservapedia. His claim was 'over time, things tend towards truth'...he was obviously trying very hard to avoid the words 'concensus' and 'evolve'.

    The problem with a _really_ good troll is that it becomes too close to Poe's law. I have a theory that some of the wackiest extremist positions are simply trolls caught up in a groupthink attempt to see how far they can take it.

    And intelligent design people are quite hard to troll. They have faith on their side which is completely immutable, the other side only has evidence, which can be interpreted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    FYP.

    And intelligent design people are quite hard to troll. They have faith on their side which is completely immutable, the other side only has evidence, which can be interpreted.
    That's how you know you're a good troll.

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    I gave up trying when they kept handing me 180 day bans.
    The idea that I have "free will" is the only irrational belief that I allow myself.

    If I am wrong, I had no choice in the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    And intelligent design people are quite hard to troll. They have faith on their side which is completely immutable, the other side only has evidence, which can be interpreted.
    I hade actually some success in Trolling them when i posted in some forums agreeing with their belief in intelligent design and then explaining in detail why blacks, gays and jews are not part of the human race and should be all euthanised and send to hell.
    Bonusstage should some members actually agree with that shit.

    Easiest targets are still Peta though. All you need to troll them is post a picture of a skinned Cat.

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    I met two batshit crazy sociologists last year that thought MEAT WAS MURDER. Both stunning, both vegetarian and probably rug munchers; although we can all dream...

    Course has ended, we have all finished our last exams and we meet for lunch along with my partner in crime, like myself a carnivore. We are in a restaurant none amongst us has ever been to before but rumor has it they are the best studenty place you can go to for a steak that charges student prices.

    I get a rump steak, rare and he orders veal, shit eating grins plastered all over our faces.

    One of them has a burger, the other chicken caesar salad.

    Elite fucking trolls.
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    I am a vegetarian myself. Well, I don't eat meat that is. I don't think that meat is murder, though I do think that the way meat is produced is horrible. So that in conjunction with the fact that an adult person can substitute meat easily without any serious harm to his health, pork is completely useless anyway aside from its taste, and the fact that I'm doing certain exercises daily that in the long term your taste doesn't accept meat anymore, it tastes bad..

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    Bacon.

    It cures veggies.
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    Bacon is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    Bacon is overrated.
    Agreed, unless it's cooked really well and drained of most fat/grease without becoming a burnt crispy piece of crap.
    The idea that I have "free will" is the only irrational belief that I allow myself.

    If I am wrong, I had no choice in the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Who said i ever stopped pissing people off?

    bawwww my CAOD-backbone ;-(

    But, well, why DOES it hurt when i pee anyways?


    BTW Malaclypse, you should make an anonymous Account on eve-smack.com and troll the shit out of Imperian, he seems to go full Emo lately.
    (or it's a classic case of trolls trolling trolls, still hilarious)
    Why does eve smack have some of the exact same stuff on it? Like the gank night's theme being alpha..... so confus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    Bacon is overrated.
    Evil lies from this man!!!!!

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Bonusstage should some members actually agree with that shit.
    'Going full retard' works for trolling, but not for oscars. Rather than trying to elicit the group condemnation, you attempt to separate out the marginal crazies that have been accepted into spewing themselves over the moderates. The only problem is that you can end up with trolls answering and it turns into a wacky arms race.

    I did this in person a couple of times at notable UFO conventions where I'd have access to the speakers, and I would feed into the bullshit using a soupcon of science and some interesting-sounding factoids to confirm the worldview...the challenge was to be included in the speaker's material at a later time.

    In my defence I wasn't doing it so much for the lulz as the totally fucking fascinating way in which beliefs are reinforced. UFO people are fish in a barrel, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorda View Post
    Agreed, unless it's cooked really well and drained of most fat/grease without becoming a burnt crispy piece of crap.
    Are you referring to the streaky crap that America claims is bacon, but it in fact belly pork, or the slightly more interesting British back bacon that includes the loin roundel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    Bacon.

    It cures veggies.
    Testify.

    Started a relationship with a vegetarian...by the time we broke up, she was eating bacon sandwiches. Win for the omnivores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    Are you referring to the streaky crap that America claims is bacon, but it in fact belly pork, or the slightly more interesting British back bacon that includes the loin roundel?
    Tread lightly man, American Bacon is much better than the fucking ham slices the Brits eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    Testify.

    Started a relationship with a vegetarian...by the time we broke up, she was eating bacon sandwiches. Win for the omnivores.
    hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ykatni View Post
    Tread lightly man, American Bacon is much better than the fucking ham slices the Brits eat.
    That's where I must respectfully point out that you're wrong, and also point out that in the UK there's at least the concept of being able to choose between the two rather than have fifty brands of the same streaky shite with the only notable deviation being the spray-painted turkey crap. Oh, and smoked varieties, gammons, hams. Skooling for the non-bacon obsessed --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon

    I've quite gone off bacon since coming to the states.

    However, they do a fucking incredible steak here.

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    Corned beef.

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    American steaks are too fatty, i think its the obsession with big steaks that does it.

    Americans, if you ever come to the UK and get the chance to have a good Ham Hock then do so.
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    whenever English people claim superiority over food, I flip out. Worst cuisine ever. In fact, you can't even call it a cuisine. The only thing that English cooking involves is dropping various ingredients into boiled water.

    (and yeah I'm in a really bad mood today)

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    'English cooking' is not the same as 'traditional English cooking'

    The UK is a cultural mongrel and that's reflected in what foreigners consider 'English cuisine'.

    Worse, when most of your population is ignorant feckless workshy white trash that thinks curry and chips is haute cuisine you know you've got a problem.

    (I am in a bad mood too, although a supper of chicken breast wrapped in parma ham with a cranberry sauce alongside roasted winter vegetables and a cous cous made with the beef stock from last night will probably change that. Incidentally i despise 'fish and chips' and everyone that things its somehow British)

    EDIT: No I'm not a foodie either fuck that pretentious bullshit, i just like to cook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    whenever English people claim superiority over food, I flip out. Worst cuisine ever. In fact, you can't even call it a cuisine. The only thing that English cooking involves is dropping various ingredients into boiled water.
    It's usually 'boiling' and England didn't come up with the Pot Roast, bub.

    The cuisine you're talking about is a particularly daft meme that surfaces occasionally that doesn't have a lot of basis in fact. The UK also fries a fuckton of things. Boiling things in pots is usually reserved for vegetables that'll be served with a roast, or the 'peasant' cookery from a post WWII rationing society that gave us a bunch of regional stews based on having fuck all to cook with.

    And believe me, I'm not claiming superiority; the finest cuisine in the UK today is a curry, closely followed by pies and most fruit desserts.

    HOWEVER. I'm amazed at the sheer lack and quality of choice in the US. 40 brands of the same type of frank isn't choice.

    Irony bonus for the thread drift and conversation, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    'English cooking' is not the same as 'traditional English cooking'

    The UK is a cultural mongrel and that's reflected in what foreigners consider 'English cuisine'.

    Worse, when most of your population is ignorant feckless workshy white trash that thinks curry and chips is haute cuisine you know you've got a problem.

    (I am in a bad mood too, although a supper of chicken breast wrapped in parma ham with a cranberry sauce alongside roasted winter vegetables and a cous cous made with the beef stock from last night will probably change that. Incidentally i despise 'fish and chips' and everyone that things its somehow British)

    EDIT: No I'm not a foodie either fuck that pretentious bullshit, i just like to cook.


    Traditional English cooking is what I classified as terrible of course.

    What's funny is that even though your average British person would prefer to dine at an Italian/Chinese/whatever restaurant, he would still argue that fish and chips is best. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    It's usually 'boiling' and England didn't come up with the Pot Roast, bub.

    The cuisine you're talking about is a particularly daft meme that surfaces occasionally that doesn't have a lot of basis in fact. The UK also fries a fuckton of things. Boiling things in pots is usually reserved for vegetables that'll be served with a roast, or the 'peasant' cookery from a post WWII rationing society that gave us a bunch of regional stews based on having fuck all to cook with.

    And believe me, I'm not claiming superiority; the finest cuisine in the UK today is a curry, closely followed by pies and most fruit desserts.

    HOWEVER. I'm amazed at the sheer lack and quality of choice in the US. 40 brands of the same type of frank isn't choice.

    Irony bonus for the thread drift and conversation, though.
    Don't get me started with US cuisine

    edit : when a thread comes to this point it's probably that the thread itself is terrible. Me thinks someone will be moving it to the hurleyhouse soon anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    he would still argue that fish and chips is best. :/
    I think you're being trolled.

    I will admit to hankering after some deep fried potatoes that have been liberally doused in malt vinegar and salt before steaming for ~20 minutes while you get them home, but are they the thing I miss the most from Blighty? No, that would be sausages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murr View Post
    Don't get me started with US cuisine
    I hate the word 'cuisine'.

    It just oozes pomposity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    Are you referring to the streaky crap that America claims is bacon, but it in fact belly pork, or the slightly more interesting British back bacon that includes the loin roundel?
    I live in Canada.

    Canadian Bacon >
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorda View Post
    I live in Canada.
    I'm sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yorda View Post
    Canadian Bacon >
    Isn't that just sliced loin around 4-5mm thick? Like a medallion?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hav View Post
    I hate the word 'cuisine'.

    It just oozes pomposity.
    Doh. It's a term.

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