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    Default A Tiny Detour, Making Fun of the EVE Store

    quote from front of the eve store page:

    THE EVE STORE WILL BE CLOSED FOR THE WINTER HOLIDAYS. ORDERS WILL NOT BE PROCESSED ON THE EVE ONLINE STORE ON NOVEMBER 25TH AND 26TH FOR THE U.S. THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY AND FROM DECEMBER 17TH AFTER 10AM TO JANUARY 3RD FOR CHRISTMAS AND WAREHOUSE INVENTORY. IF YOU PLACE ORDERS DURING THIS TIME, THEY WILL NOT BE SENT OUT UNTIL THE WEEK OF JANUARY 4TH
    this is a good idea because nobody buys christmas presents for their eve playing friends/family after december 17th.

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    cool story bra

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    My kids are going to be soooo fucking pissed. I promised each of them an EvE Tee shirt and a plastic battleship. Now I've gone and e-bayed my titan for nothing.

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    Personally I just bash my kids with a metal pole till they believe its Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xunasy View Post
    Personally I just bash my kids with a metal pole till they believe its Christmas.
    Festivus for the rest of us!

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    when i was a kid we got an apple, an orange, and 5 minutes of being fiddled with while sitting on the knee of a tramp dressed as santa...

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    Why would you want to buy EVE merch?
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    bad taste? those plastic ships look awful

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