With all the tech they have taken from us they no longer want there carriers dreads super carriers and or Titans as they are all replaced already anyway.Originally Posted by Aurora148
With all the tech they have taken from us they no longer want there carriers dreads super carriers and or Titans as they are all replaced already anyway.
These tropes, if they are funny at all, are only funny when they are actually said IN RESPONSE to a statement by the opposing side that actually appears to rationalize a loss by "it was already replaced" or, for example, where a post states that the war is going slowly, then you can respond "not winning fast enough." Just saying this same thing over and over like Rain Man when it isn't even prompted by a comment is neither funny nor an example of good posting.
edit: i recognize commenting on posting is also not good posting, but I'm man enough to admit it.
Interesting how we don't even have to consider spewing forth the age-old shit excuses, Pilious does it for us.
That's so kind of him.
There are four lights
Sigged himself retarded.
~not spewing excuses fast enough~
all elo's fault
http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Number_Six
Steps to being a dotbro poster:
1) Lose venal tech, a few systems in Tribute and Tribute tech.
2) Establish(as is our right) the notion that as long as we are getting goodfights, We are fine with loseing said tech and sov. Established that given your sizeable advantage of piliots you are not takeing tribute fast enough. Because you keep welping fleets to us we are really winning
3) Start using AU tz to stall and slow advance and to get fights that are not against 3-1 odds
4) Get upset when the CFC adjusts and starts denying you fun and 'wins', exactly like we knew they would.
5) Post 2-3 pages on kugu every time you get blueballed, understanding that the average CFC grunt cant see past mittanis rhetoric and think they are winning.
Fixed it for ya..
never seen anyone run away this fast with abaddons
Interesting definition of "a few", when "a few" is "the majority". vOv
Details?
You must be mistaken, this is just NCdot winning in an opposite direction.
Obviously you're not L33t enough to get the best out of them, then.
I offered to bridge you home but you ignored me
Sigged himself retarded.
there weren't any dickstars in system to fight on
.Dotbros abaddon fleet comes home from shooting sbu's. Instead of docking we form up on a titan and get bridged into UMI. There's a passworded pos with a nyx inside. Some NYET. Cynabals are trying to bump it out.
We enter the pos password and join in. Dic and hic bubbles are waiting below the pos for the nyx, but it logs/disappears before it's bumped out.
Fleet chills in the pos for a bit when all of a sudden a wild thanatos appears inside. Bad timing on his part as it promptly gets bumped out and destroyed before the whole fleet could even get on the killmail.
Then we Benny Hill'ed out of there while CFC formed alpha fleet. As Vince aptly put it they "shot their load early" as they bridged in front of us when we were still two jumps out. Enabling us to just take an alternative route back home.
Back in VFK by 2014!
its been said before but it needs to be said again.
GOON TEARS, BEST TEARS
"(6:47:33 PM) directorbot@goonfleet.com/474d4e9d: My people, I have returned from Vegas, mostly intact. Where past Eve Vegases were sort of like 'nerd conference surrounded by gambling', I somehow stepped into the middle of one of those Vegas Movies where the unpredictable and insane occurs on an hourly basis and all your plans go right out the window between all the ephedrine and vodka and craps and gorging yourself on duck and lobster. A full trip report will be posted later.
I had planned to be on wifi and use my laptop while at Vegas, so I didn't prep the directorate to deal with me being completely unavailable for five days. My laptop was untouched and I was just... off the grid. Amazingly, the directorate kept everything running smoothly and our FCs have brought me a pile of skulls as a nice recovering-from-hangover present.
Despite announcing that the new AU TZ squad would not under any circumstances be named 'Dropbear Squad' as this is a retarded dumb joke, apparently this was implemented in my absence. This will not stand; the new AU TZ group will be temporarily renamed 'Asshole Squad' because the entire purpose of that group will be to be assholes to the foe, until such time as a better non-Dropbear name can be found. Since the directorate managed to otherwise not fuck up the alliance in my absence, the AU TZ project has my undivided attention (this means that there will be collateral damage - lots of it. I'm in :commissar: hangover mode, apparently.)
*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all at 2012-10-09 23:47:32.111636 EVE, replies are not monitored ***"
The Mittani showing he has no idea of Aussie culture and/or a lack of willingness to listen to them.
I am pretty certain AU guys will feel further alienation with a distinct possibility AU participation which has dropped severely will get worse.
It’s not really unusual for our Northern hemisphere leaders in game to misunderstand the AU tz all Aussies and Kiwis who have played for a number of years has experienced this sort of attitude over and over.
What the fuck. CFC Aussies can't even pick the name of their own squad? FML, the Australian Museum has an entry on it. Nice way to shit on an Australian tradition. Next you'll be telling me hoop snakes don't exist.
EDIT: Jesus fuck, beaten again!
Tests aussie squad is called "DropBear squad". You have no sense of humor mittens
We need jabber pings to say, "I went on vacation. The alliance that is made up of competent committees to prevent dependence on a single person did not fall apart while a single person was gone."?
Well fuck, I'm going on trips more often so I can smug about how Eve didn't die while I was gone.
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We used to have an anzac wing. It was great, you point out something that needs to be hellfucked to death and when you get up in the morning it's already done been stuffed and mounted so you find a nice place to hang it (maybe in the snooker room) and then you do it all over again.
Man sif you dont let them call it Dropbear Squad. Its a wicked name and I think our dudes would be jealous fighting dudes with a cooler name than us
One day you might understand your AUTZ goonies... Till then I feel sorry for Fawlty who's gone from 350 > 250 > 200 > 150 > 100 > 50 man fleets over the course of 2 months (yea there was an AUTZ, it just decided it didnt want to participate anymore despite popular consensus now :P)
I'd go with this one.
Hopefully, this gaffe doesn't negatively affect the cfc's AUTZ participation numbers. Asshole squad is such a shitty name.
[spoiler="There are four lights!"] [/spoiler]
CCP Greyscale Wrote: People live in Outer Ring.Kesper North: my point is there are a ton of things you can do in eve that don't involve dumping supers on mouthbreathing idiots like valor empireMontolio: I actually have a huge crush on S2N
man's a man
I wanted to call it Cunt Squad but they wouldn't let me
Try criminal squad.
This too woulda been a great AUTZ nameI wanted to call it Cunt Squad but they wouldn't let me
Yeah that's the correct one, I believe.
I for one endorse this new CFC AUtz squad name, "Assholesquad".
I feel Mittens new name is rather apt.
We here at NC. AU have thoroughly enjoyed cramming our cocks into your Assholes.
What's with all these first-post accounts coming out of the woodwork?
You're begging the question. There's no evidence to assume test has a sense of humor.Tests aussie squad is called "DropBear squad". You have no sense of humor mittens
A friendly word of advice to The Mittani.
If you want a strong AU TZ don’t crap on it from afar. I am surprised at a guy who prides himself as a student of psychology/sociology that you made such a blunder as this name situation.
As a long term Au player I can say that everyone in the Au tz wants to see all sides have a strong AU TZ. As a Dot.Bro au guy I despair at the lack of development of the CFC time zone. You have hamstrung Faulty as a FC by not letting him try and develop an Au style game play with his choice of fleet concepts to work with.
The reason the NC Au tz is not only testament to the quality of Au leaders such as Kryptyk and Dark Razer, but to the fact that our alliance leadership (even though they don’t fully understand us) have been willing to let them run with their ideas. They have let us whelp a few fleets and make our own mistakes and learn and develop from them.
This name Drop bears may seem a strange thing to fight for or even to comment on. But culturally it is significant to the Au guys. Not the name itself but the fact is Aussies are a very independent bunch. They hate being told what to do. They will be irreverent towards leaders and even openly give crap to you and other leaders in your coalition. This is not a sign of disrespect to you, but a cultural fact in Au and NZ based very much in our histories. In the NC Au fleet you will hear the Au guys give Vince, Super ,Soho and others from the northern hemisphere crap, and it may seem that we have no respect for them. The opposite is true.
For the sake of the game, for the sake of the Au tz as a whole and for the sake of your coalition, listen to your Au guys and let them run with their ideas even if it means mistakes are made.
that font
Bad font.
Psychology.
LOOKS GOOD
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It's not a morale issue. It's because it's in the middle of the Kangaroo-season in Australia this time of year. Yeah I know Kangaroo-season came early this year, must be 'dat global warming or something'. As soon as the Kangaroos start trekking back to the "hills" you'll see CFC AUTZ numbers swelling up again. When is that you might ask. Only the kangaroo knows.
GET THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT NOW. NEVER COME BACK!
What the fuck is this shit. I don't even....
You fucking criminals are not special. You are just a bunch of fags that finally got a bit of attention due to the incompetence of goons shitty hour tz. You are just as relevant is ANZAC corporation ever was in Eve. Swollen head syndrome.
l0l
I like when the other TZ CFC heroes alarm clock to 'show them how its done' and promptly lose tengu's or strategic timers (sup H-W).
Keep up the good work m8!
This.
Really? Is that why AU FC's and fleet absolutely dumpstered the CFC alarmclock Tengu fleets run by multitasking king, FC coach and UStz napoleonic conqueror of all of eve, Boat?
lol away with you, baddie alt troll poster account.
Yikes, what crawled up your asshole?
Has Opti been banned again?
reasons why nc. aussies own:
1. They have an aussie version of elo
2. They have an aussie version of muhadin
(12:53:31 PM) bigchols: getting repped by biased individuals is not very progressive
(12:53:41 PM) ips: neither is racism
bigchols: i bet ips is pretty cool irl
bigchols: but hes a power tripping nazi in game
bigchols: he called me a spergy raging retard that was undependable
bigchols: and some other spew of shit
nitor1013z: sounds about right
Posting op! Make fun of boat!
Posting op! Make fun of our blueballs!
Posting op! Make fun of AUTZ name!
You should probably try lurking some more, this posting thing is not working out for you.
This thread is still shit. You really dispute about who are more leet? Morrons. Go and give us battlereports!
"all of this [I]has happened before[/I] and all of it [I]will happen again"[/I]
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