EVE devblog: E-ON #007 coming soon, plus, the ruminations of a friday-addled mind

[h4te]

Brothers and sisters of EVE, must we fight so? Can we not put aside our differences, just for a moment, and celebrate the coming gloriousness of E-ON? A publication so wondrous and ebullient that every silken page is woven with tacit threads of pure love that spread peace among the hearts of those who touch each virgin page - even those cursed with the darkest of ventricle chambers.
...Yes, it really is that good. We've actually applied a patented process that sucks the love vibes from the air and layers them across the pages as they pass through the printing press. It's a bit like scratch 'n' sniff, but in this case the film is so thin that no abrasion is necessary – the lightest of touches will release the Pherome-ons™ into the air and cause the reader to be engulfed in a quiet euphoria not unlike that caused by the inhalation of vapours from freshly-baked bread, spent matchsticks, or popcorn.
But enough of the science lecture. Over the coming days, the MMM team in London will be fully employed in the process of stuffing envelopes and helping postie get them into his van, meaning that should you be in the reckoning for receiving a copy of EVE's official magazine, you may be lucky enough to receive it by the end of next week if you're unfortunate enough to be a resident of the UK – a tad longer for those further afield. (We do actually send the US and RoW issues out first, just to help even things up a bit.)
Rest assured that every conceivable precaution will be taken to ensure that those handling the magazines during the fulfilment process don't activate the Pherome-ons™. You can well imagine the orgy of gentle affection that may result should such a vast concentration of magazines be pawed improperly.


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[k]

I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.

[BLACK BOX]

me and my alts help rig votes in the other direction

[BOBISCAUGHT]

I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.

Nope Sir Mole , Dianobolic, Rod blaine, and DB Preacher already have it locked up !
And if he's good Velios might be in the running too (I was Sworn to Secrecy by CCP about this so Shhhhhhhhhhh)

[tekmonster99]

I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.

You can be sure of that. I'm sure you got plenty of nominations, although the contest is basically

"Player X" has more friends in Eve than "Player Y."

Hooray for Player X. You are the reacharound king of the Eve Universe!

[BLACK BOX]

i stole this from shc

Voting is in, and the finalist results for the E-On Awards have arrived.

I'll list the categories and their nominees here, as so far they've only been published in E-On Issue #007.


Fiction Writer Of The Year :

DB Preacher
Herko Kerghans
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Verone
Yblarbo Janks


Best Corp Or Alliance Site :

Band Of Brothers
Coreli Corp
GoonSwarm
Mercenary Coalition
Iinterstellar Starbase Syndicate
Omerta Syndicate


Filmmaker Of The Year :

Damige
Dire Lauthris
Farjung
Loxyrider
Stahlregen
Verone


Fan Website Of The Year :

Eve Info
Eve-Files
Eve-Radio
Eve-Tribune
Scrapheap Challenge
Warp Drive Active


Guide Writer Of The Year :

Csfflame
DigitalCommunist
Halada
Hoshi
Joerd Toastius
Nyphur


Community Service Award :

Eve-Files
EveMON
Eve Info
Eve-Search
ICSC Jump Tools
QuickFit


Forum Warrior :

Butter Dog
Dark Shikari
DB Preacher
HippoKing
Seleene
SirMolle


Volunteer Of The Year :

Eris Discordia
Faolchu
Huitzilopochti Tlaloc
Meinir Murieann
Nebulai
Serathu


Most Promising Newcomer :

Against ALL Authorities
Eve TV
GoonSwarm
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Outbreak
Privateer Alliance


CEO Of The Year :

Blacklight
CYVOK
Remedial
Seleeene
SirMolle
Verone


Corporation Of The Year :

Black Nova Corp
Evolution
Goonfleet
Infinitus Odium
Man Train Inc.
Outbreak


Eve Idol Of The Year :

Chribba
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Seleene
SirMolle
Verone
WinterBlink


Alliance Of The Year :

Band Of Brothers
Dusk And Dawn
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
Mercenary Coalition
Red Alliance


Eve Player Of The Year :

CYVOK
Damige
Farjung
SirMolle
Seleene
Verone

[peon]

Fiction Writer Of The Year :

DB Preacher

[NoBoB]

What the hell is it you get if you actually win something? More epeen?

The only two on that last that are even worth a damn are Eve-info and Eve-files for the high quality of services they provide to all Eve fans and players.

[goonygoon]

i like how goonswarm is still labeled as "newcomers" they've been around for a fucking year and a half already

[k]

I guess they don't want banned players. I am sure I got a bunch of votes.

[oozoo]

Forum Warrior :

Butter Dog
Dark Shikari
DB Preacher
HippoKing
Seleene
SirMolle

[BLACK BOX]

I guess they don't want banned players. I am sure I got a bunch of votes.

considering you were listed in the goonswarm 'rig the vote' thread, and it had enough of an impact to get man train inc. elected, i would guess so.

[Pete Fastfeet]

Volunteer Of The Year :

Eris Discordia
Faolchu
Huitzilopochti Tlaloc
Meinir Murieann
Nebulai
Serathu

WTF ????

[elminster]

Haha, innominate nightmare best newcomer. His last story was 4 months ago. :P