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    Default EVE devblog: E-ON #007 coming soon, plus, the ruminations of a friday-addled mind

    Brothers and sisters of EVE, must we fight so? Can we not put aside our differences, just for a moment, and celebrate the coming gloriousness of E-ON? A publication so wondrous and ebullient that every silken page is woven with tacit threads of pure love that spread peace among the hearts of those who touch each virgin page - even those cursed with the darkest of ventricle chambers.
    ...Yes, it really is that good. We've actually applied a patented process that sucks the love vibes from the air and layers them across the pages as they pass through the printing press. It's a bit like scratch 'n' sniff, but in this case the film is so thin that no abrasion is necessary – the lightest of touches will release the Pherome-ons™ into the air and cause the reader to be engulfed in a quiet euphoria not unlike that caused by the inhalation of vapours from freshly-baked bread, spent matchsticks, or popcorn.
    But enough of the science lecture. Over the coming days, the MMM team in London will be fully employed in the process of stuffing envelopes and helping postie get them into his van, meaning that should you be in the reckoning for receiving a copy of EVE's official magazine, you may be lucky enough to receive it by the end of next week if you're unfortunate enough to be a resident of the UK – a tad longer for those further afield. (We do actually send the US and RoW issues out first, just to help even things up a bit.)
    Rest assured that every conceivable precaution will be taken to ensure that those handling the magazines during the fulfilment process don't activate the Pherome-ons™. You can well imagine the orgy of gentle affection that may result should such a vast concentration of magazines be pawed improperly.


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    I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.

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    me and my alts help rig votes in the other direction
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    Quote Originally Posted by kugutsumen View Post
    I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.
    Nope Sir Mole , Dianobolic, Rod blaine, and DB Preacher already have it locked up !
    And if he's good Velios might be in the running too (I was Sworn to Secrecy by CCP about this so Shhhhhhhhhhh)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kugutsumen View Post
    I bet if I get elected for the EON award, they are going to rig the votes.
    You can be sure of that. I'm sure you got plenty of nominations, although the contest is basically

    "Player X" has more friends in Eve than "Player Y."

    Hooray for Player X. You are the reacharound king of the Eve Universe!


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    i stole this from shc

    Voting is in, and the finalist results for the E-On Awards have arrived.

    I'll list the categories and their nominees here, as so far they've only been published in E-On Issue #007.


    Fiction Writer Of The Year :

    DB Preacher
    Herko Kerghans
    INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
    Istvaan Shogaatsu
    Verone
    Yblarbo Janks


    Best Corp Or Alliance Site :

    Band Of Brothers
    Coreli Corp
    GoonSwarm
    Mercenary Coalition
    Iinterstellar Starbase Syndicate
    Omerta Syndicate


    Filmmaker Of The Year :

    Damige
    Dire Lauthris
    Farjung
    Loxyrider
    Stahlregen
    Verone


    Fan Website Of The Year :

    Eve Info
    Eve-Files
    Eve-Radio
    Eve-Tribune
    Scrapheap Challenge
    Warp Drive Active


    Guide Writer Of The Year :

    Csfflame
    DigitalCommunist
    Halada
    Hoshi
    Joerd Toastius
    Nyphur


    Community Service Award :

    Eve-Files
    EveMON
    Eve Info
    Eve-Search
    ICSC Jump Tools
    QuickFit


    Forum Warrior :

    Butter Dog
    Dark Shikari
    DB Preacher
    HippoKing
    Seleene
    SirMolle


    Volunteer Of The Year :

    Eris Discordia
    Faolchu
    Huitzilopochti Tlaloc
    Meinir Murieann
    Nebulai
    Serathu


    Most Promising Newcomer :

    Against ALL Authorities
    Eve TV
    GoonSwarm
    INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
    Outbreak
    Privateer Alliance


    CEO Of The Year :

    Blacklight
    CYVOK
    Remedial
    Seleeene
    SirMolle
    Verone


    Corporation Of The Year :

    Black Nova Corp
    Evolution
    Goonfleet
    Infinitus Odium
    Man Train Inc.
    Outbreak


    Eve Idol Of The Year :

    Chribba
    INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
    Seleene
    SirMolle
    Verone
    WinterBlink


    Alliance Of The Year :

    Band Of Brothers
    Dusk And Dawn
    Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
    Mercenary Coalition
    Red Alliance


    Eve Player Of The Year :

    CYVOK
    Damige
    Farjung
    SirMolle
    Seleene
    Verone
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK BOX View Post
    Fiction Writer Of The Year :

    DB Preacher
    [i]Leaving the game? Send your stuffz to "Other Ideas", preferably with a very long contract[/i] - :v: [SIZE="4"]? ? ?[/SIZE]

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    What the hell is it you get if you actually win something? More epeen?

    The only two on that last that are even worth a damn are Eve-info and Eve-files for the high quality of services they provide to all Eve fans and players.
    Kugutsumen's own urfunny provoker :D

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    i like how goonswarm is still labeled as "newcomers" they've been around for a fucking year and a half already

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    I guess they don't want banned players. I am sure I got a bunch of votes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kugutsumen View Post
    I guess they don't want banned players. I am sure I got a bunch of votes.
    considering you were listed in the goonswarm 'rig the vote' thread, and it had enough of an impact to get man train inc. elected, i would guess so.
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    Volunteer Of The Year :

    Eris Discordia
    Faolchu
    Huitzilopochti Tlaloc
    Meinir Murieann
    Nebulai
    Serathu

    WTF ????

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    Haha, innominate nightmare best newcomer. His last story was 4 months ago. :P

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