i didn't make any sence it seems, what i ment is this:Originally Posted by RansomList
[?] We promise to kill many many care bears and fucktards daily.
i didn't make any sence it seems, what i ment is this:
[?] We promise to kill many many care bears and fucktards daily.
Its hard to tell what they are to be honest. By our definition they are pets. By their definition, they are the "right hand of IT", whatever that means.
More like the right nut
Assuming Molle is right handed, that would be the hand that jerks him off, no?
Morale boost is a fickle creature. tbh, BLAST & co are a (pet) punch bag for you atm. It won't last and faith in the leadership has been waning for a good while now. As I posted pages ago, 'It's just a matter of when'.
**edit** and what will you do when Fountain is all yours with no easy targets?
I've never seen Fountain empty... I don't know what I would do. Maybe I'd finally get some alone-time with my Mackinaw in R-B or something.
So it appears that Aeternus and other IT pets got the "get us out of here" mail from IT and heading to North today. I hope they will be back pretty soon, cause we reinforced blast R64 and its coming out tonight at like 21:30 eve time.
Hopefully we can get a decent fight from it.
Don't you guys ever start to feel a little bad for BLAST? I think the kinda rape you're giving them should be illegal, like some old guy raping an inexperienced 13 year old.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
BLAST CSAA pos in PXF reinforced, comes out at 19:00 eve time monday (with job running).
Placeholder SBU placed by BLAST in 9DQ killed.
BLAST Promethium moon in Serpentis Prime killed.
No resistance.
xoxo
Panda Team + PL
'the resistance' just came down. as soon as we can all stop laughing i'm sure someone will type up a battle report.
So how about that battle report?
I think they are all fucking around in Delve and all those CSAAs but it will come some time during the night... I was only there briefly and was quite drunk so got no idea what happened...
Some battlereport for what happened yesterday evening, this morning and today (I'm EU TZ just so you understand).
Our overlords PL came to fountain and helped us (or did it for us rather) reinforce the PXF CSAA POS, which is currently cooking a mothership so we believe.
Nothing really happened there, we then hoped for a nice fight at the BLAST Prom POS in Serpentis Prime, but then again, nothing really happened, we even tried sieging dreads early before anyone really was around in hope of aggroing some Jenessa-like titan around, but sadly we caught no fish. POS is going down, it has about 20 faction large guns or neuts incapacitated.
We bridge PL back home, and process on repping/unanchoring the 5bils worth of mods. 4-5 triage carriers and about 25 support mix of armor hacs and guardians are around for our side. On pets side there's about 30 people docked in PNQ, 20-30 docked in BLAST home systems and some more in HUN/AETERNUS home systems, but nothing in space apart from the almighty FC snakeyes, who is in Serpentis Prime.
v0v, we triage and rep everything but 4-5 mods, our EU TZ starts dieing and our elite US TZ takes the fleet command (aka there's nobody really taking care of the gang and we just rep stuff mindlessly).
Suddenly, there's only 4 mods left incapped, and we hear about pets entering YZ-LQL with most people AFK (and myself peeing, while in triage). I swiftly come back hearing a girlish-like voice screaming on TS, put my triage on red and take the FC spot. Everyone's out after a fleet warp, myself included, just as the first 2-3 AETERNUS tackle enter grid. Hooray...
80-90 Team Fountain Kitchen Sink are now in system, mostly mix of battleship with some sort of logistics, including 10 carriers. I want to doomsday them but since we had no intel whatsoever we decided to go oldschool.
We think Team Fountain wants to ninja the POS, but since they don't have hull reppers they're forced to kill the 5 mods which only had 1% hull damage and were fully repped, and since it's faction large guns/neuts it takes them ages.
Bombing run with 16 bombers is on, we kill a few, loose one bomber. We continue picking them one by one.
Finally we swap to our secret weapon, 5 carriers 6 battleships. We undock and they warp everything on station, we kill 5-6 battleships and they can't break our dominix. They leave system, congratulate us for being awesome and leave the moon clean for us to anchor our new tower. Yey.
tl;dr pets came in for about 2-3hours, cleaned the last few mods for us, lost some ships and left.
Panda Team now has a PROM POS!
Today we took 15 bombers and went to delve to help our brosefs but due to the amount of lag we couldn't really pick on much, not to mention we had a few members on both sides (NC and ours) who had no idea about agreements and kept tackling/shooting eachothers when ordered not to. We tagged on something like 15 carrier kills, a faction POS kill and hear that NC cleared 5 tech POS in the north while IT was busy playing Benny Hill in their 20 moms/2 titan/2 billion carriers fleet. Fun day.
Serp fun KB links:
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28412
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28453
( the KB is kinda fubar with people's standings and stuff killed, but it's something atleast)
This evening we decided to titan bridge onto a few Blade. BC's in PNQY, and got more than we bargained for. 2 carriers undocked and were dicking about, we shot at the chimera whilst bumping the thanatos off the station (downward, it was gallente phallus station). For some reason he let us do this and we killed him with our 15 BC's without any problem.
Then the chimera kept playing docking games to keep us interested and they undocked a small fleet to fight us (about 5 mins after the thanny had died). We were able to alpha through the carrier's remote reps easily, so the fight was 1 sided.
KB report: http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28617 (doesn't show the 1 cyno drake we lost)
I hadn't seen this before, but thought you might be interested guys:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1319060
Cheap fee of 500 mil for alliance or corp a month. Just a flat fee size doesn't matter.
Rules:
1) Must maintain our bluelist
2) Must only use the renter station in PXF
3) Must pay in advance first month 500. After that each month is 250.
4) If you help in defense your fee will be lowered over time until its free because you have been a proven ally.
Benefits:
1) abc ores
2) Serpentis missions
3) best 0.0 ratting and plex's
4) lots of security, almost always blue in space
5) can fight under experienced fc's such as snakeyes and molle
Contact: Iosoti
- Mail if I am not online, or afk. I will get back to you.
There are some finer details which I will not put on open forums. If interested contact me and we will go from there. We have a unreserved quota because we do not want our space to be overcrowded, so first come first serve. Space will not go to highest bidder because we want allies over money pushers.Comedy Gold.
"can fight under experienced fc's such as snakeyes and molle"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
We believe its one of our guys or PL guys making mess with his spy character :3
(that guy was in BLAST for one day and got kicked after those 2 CAOD topics)
Panda team should start renting out fountain :P
Panda/PL just died... Battle report?
PL died, we didnt :3
(yet)
(more info later)
Right. BLAST CSAA was coming out of reinforced and supposedly it had a mom cooking. System was superbubbled so we went there about two hours before the POS timer and cleared the bubbles off. Noone else was interested in fighting at that point, so we just turned around and went back to core.
Luckily around YZ / Z3 gate we met an IT convoy, which first tried to pass around us (and lost few ships) and then waited for us (and lost few ships).
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28689
We followed them few jumps, but they took a jump bridge and cowardly ran away faster than we could intercept.
... 30 minutes passed ...
and PL bridged to V6 (we arrived in another minute or two) with about 80 BS and bit of support. We joined them with about 30-40 man armor hac gang. We stormed through 9DQ and jumped into superbubbled (again) PXF. PL jumped first, we jumped about 10 seconds after them.
Think gridload was fairly good (for us at least) but gun lag was fairly bad and even manual cycling wasnt working too well at start. No idea how many hostile ships were around, but it was several overviews long :3
We started slowly chewing through ships on the gate. Think few of us got primaried but we tanked fairly well with a full squad of guardians and lagged guns. Our tanks were holding fine but the hostiles were going down fairly slow as well, because of stuck guns.
We kept pew pewing for a bit and after few minutes got info from PL that they are retreating (we were on separate comms and in separate fleets).
We moved to gate and started deagressing. Agression dropped, we jumped, ishtars got stuck on the other side cause abandoned drones kept reaggroing them. Welp welp, 3 ishtars down.
We counted losses and found out we lost just one SFI somewhere in the PXF meatgrinder on gate and those 3 ishtars that couldnt jump. On the other hand, PL got fairly slaughtered.
We went back to core to reship those few people and wait for PL to reship as well. PL came back in armor hacs about 20 minutes later, together with bunch of NC guys who supposedly got lost somewhere on the way. We all jumped to PXF, raped carrier that was too slow to warp off gate and went to the CSAA pos (that got repped again and fully stronted).
Pos got reinforced again fairly fast, no resistance.
We went home, killed few randoms around, not much else happened.
Gf gf and all that.
Today the Blast CSAA in PXF was due to come out of RF. PL told us they weren't coming, but we decided to go to PXF anyway for the sake of a guaranteed fight.
Blast had anchored a metric fuckton of bubbles on the 9DQ gate, we petitioned CCP who kindly removed 70+ large bubbles. We then took a 15 man armor hac gang down there, there were probably about 20 bubbles left on the gate when we jumped in. Most of the little camp that had assembled scattered when we jumped in, so we got out of the bubbles and started killing them. But the hostiles then warped back in a 70 man BS/BC gang with a carrier for support (mostly Blast, impressively). We stood ground but they had overwhelming ECM so we couldn't tank. We aligned out, killed tackled and gangwarped to a deepsafe, and logged after aggro was up. We then swapped to alts and killed stragglers in the pipe, as the IT fleet travelled through core to go support the already overwhelming fountain defence force.
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28989
http://bsa.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6638481
Same fight, other killboard. Props for bringing it guys, got to give you credit for guaranteed fun
I missed the bubble memo....please what? (serves me right for dicking around in losec)
Anchoring dozens of bubbles and cans around a stargate counts as 'intentionally causing lag'.
If there are 50 bubbles on a gate CCP will remove most of them.
Not Dead, Just Sleeping
Ah. K. 'intentionally fixing lag' is still out of the question then.
It appears three of our unsuported suicidal dreads started some sieging some random tower somewhere and got counter dropped by huns.
Fully expecting to loose them all
Do not attack our towers! We will defend it.
Of course thanks Blade and Aeternus for joining.
nice of Aeternus to show upto something
Little update on the Team Fountain
While we were doing some SISI testing and rest of us were AFK, inyreye (or somebody else, I forgot) reported Team Fountain attacking our G1CA-Y POS (a full minmatar resist star with 88% resists). When I logged my titan on, the POS was at about 54% shield after 1h20mins, about 60 battleships and 15 logis/support hitting it.
PL were around in a 40man drake gang and came in, hoping for a fight.
As soon as PL got 1 jump out, Team Fountain ranaway and used jump bridges to get back home as quickly as they could. PL got a few stragglers (about 5-6 battleships and a few smaller ships). Could have prolly cought more if the drag buble worked as intended.
The POS was left at 45% shield and Team Fountain is now nowhere to be found. More news at 11.
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...&system=4HS-CR <- the stragglers.
We tried that once with shuttles for lols.
Petitioned and warned.
It was still funny.
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
Heh I dropped 75 noobships or shuttles I forgot on a BLAST POS the other day to have some fun, didn't get warned
fight fire with fire
Good luck in Fountain Panda's, it is a shame to leave youI.M.M will dearly miss your ever comforting presence in our local routines!
Good luck in Fountain Panda's, it is a shame to leave you
Yea I.M.M is gone! Tactical Victory for Blast , best kind of victory imo.
Does this mean I can't make evil plans for killing Hawkeye anymore?
Atleast Hawkeye had the balls, even tho he wasn't well fit or was hotdropping solo battleships... Most of BLAST can't say as much
I think our G1CA tower finally got reinforced and is coming out soon, should be a nice fight from Alaska TZ, more news at 11.
Best BLAST corp is Legion of Qui anyway with its myriads of macro macks.
G1CA tower is dead... Had a horrible timer perfect for local asian corporation great sage equaling heaven to take it out casually with bombers and bs
Beside the panda propaganda wall of text whats about this?:
http://gkkb.dante.se/index.php?a=kil...d&kll_id=29259
It appears three of our unsuported suicidal dreads started some sieging some random tower somewhere and got counter dropped by huns.
Fully expecting to loose them all
~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~
How quickly they forget about the Titan, super-carrier, and loads of their own dead caps.
The killmail comments on the GK rev are pretty freakin hilarious though I must admit. Lots of angry, angry BLAST/HUN.
Good first post.
Fountain is very chill lately.
Seems we are mostly doing blackops drops all around with PL and training for tourney.
Also our JF got suicide ganked in empire with pretty much no decent loot at all, because it was the first JF the AAA insurance fraud squad spotted.
[18:35:27] AndrewPope > u were just unlucky, and first jf we saw
http://gkkb.dante.se/index.php?a=kil...l&kll_id=29512
On a positive note, we managed to get our first freighter kill!
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29537
Poor disi, hope the corp will donate just like BLAST donated to Jenessa
It was our first suicide freighter squad member, they are training hard to die in glory for the grater good.On a positive note, we managed to get our first freighter kill!
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29537
Poor disi, hope the corp will donate just like BLAST donated to Jenessa
He'll stay utterly poor thenOn a positive note, we managed to get our first freighter kill!
http://gkkb.dante.se/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29537
Poor disi, hope the corp will donate just like BLAST donated to Jenessa
hehe, not disi, he will be in a new JF in a week or two probabllyHe'll stay utterly poor then
Fountain has been deathly quiet.
Good luck in the tourney though. Expecting GK to go far. Lots dipshits in the tourney that are going to fail hard, only a few elite PVPers.
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
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