Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

Out of curiosity, how was Opti linked to his ingame character without a direct confession? (Assuming there was none of course)

i was spilling my guts to jeffraider :swoon: and I let it slip and then this

tragic

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

Out of curiosity, how was Opti linked to his ingame character without a direct confession? (Assuming there was none of course)

Digi, he fucks you.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

Out of curiosity, how was Opti linked to his ingame character without a direct confession? (Assuming there was none of course)

A couple weeks ago he let slip in our pub channel about a negrep he got on kugu. Then I looked up Opti's negreps and LEARNED

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

ip checking abuse of power no doubt

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

A couple weeks ago he let slip in our pub channel about a negrep he got on kugu. Then I looked up Opti's negreps and LEARNED

i actually did post my name on here before but hoped nobody saw it man down

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by MandozerTheGreat

I'm trying to get him to understand all is not lost, he can join origin for either 1bil isk or a picture of his dick (verifiable, can't be smaller than mine).

Isn't that what that one dude who got purged from Nulli for 'being me' did?

Also, don't despair, there's always Orphanage which apparently kills BSes fit like Supers and doublenigger jew haulers on a daily basis.

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Isn't that what that one dude who got purged from Nulli for 'being me' did?

Also, don't despair, there's always Orphanage which apparently kills BSes fit like Supers and doublenigger jew haulers on a daily basis.

m8 i have some self respect, the 0rphanage is 2nd rate

MOAR TEARS BEST TEARS

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

now that my name is on the fucking title yo~ content alert

NCdot had broken the tech bropact when they attacked goons in BKG and now the mittani is going to take all their tech because hes mr 10058

will team tech respond or run away again?

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-08

Goodbye, Opti.

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Goodbye, Opti.

why, where you going?

**poaw** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by The Mittani

You are fucking terrible and should be ashamed of yourself. Lurk more.

Assuming Vee doesn't kick you for your bullshit.

Wait what did he do to warrant being kicked?

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by poaw

Wait what did he do to warrant being kicked?

Rule 1 of Goon Club is don't post like you're smashing your keyboard against the desk

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-08

Rule 2 is don't talk about Goon Club

**Agathor** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Rule 1 of Goon Club is don't post like you're smashing your keyboard against the desk

Opti was just being gay, if that was against the rules in Goons. Then Mittens would have to fire half his directoret.

**zodt** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Rule 2 is don't talk about Goon Club

is this a refernence or something i dont get it???

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-04-08

Rule 3 is don't talk about PL

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-08

Rule 4 is mouthbreathers and neckbeards only

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-04-08

Rule 5:

Kill yourself.

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

thanks for coming to my rescue my bestest buddies

dont worry im here to stay i love you all

**Scaeva** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Rule 5:

Kill yourself.

In game. Kill yourself in game

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Scaeva

In game. Kill yourself in game

Fuck you. Kill yourself too.

**Nicky D** · 2012-04-08

opti posts were a great weapon against cfc morale, this latest development saddens me greatly

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Fuck you. Kill yourself too.

A.k.a. The Grath Amendment

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Nicky D

opti posts were a great weapon against cfc morale, this latest development saddens me greatly

IM WHEELING AND DEALING STAY TUNED

**Night** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Opti

IM WHEELING AND DEALING STAY TUNED

It's appropriate you would use a statement like "stay tuned" which is as archaic as, well, your membership in the CFC.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Night

It's appropriate you would use a statement like "stay tuned" which is as archaic as, well, your membership in the CFC.

i wonder who will let this monkey in their space alliance

**WomynPower** · 2012-04-08

why would you join the cfc when you could join pizza

when will you nerds learn

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

i wonder who will let this monkey in their space alliance

As I understand it you've let some monkeys in your space alliance before, even some accused of being shitposters on Kugutsumen: A Place For Discussing Internet Spaceships and Pixel Shenanigans.

y/n?

**Opti** · 2012-04-08

I will always roleplay BL, they are close to my heart

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-08

cant wait for GoonFleet 2013: We took back Opti

**Dezzy** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Opti

i actually did post my name on here before but hoped nobody saw it man down

lmao @ implying people read your posts

**DeeJo** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Dezzy

lmao @ implying people read your posts

Aren't the last few pages of this 'thread' pretty good evidence of that?

**Burnes** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

As I understand it you've let some monkeys in your space alliance before, even some accused of being shitposters on Kugutsumen: A Place For Discussing Internet Spaceships and Pixel Shenanigans.

y/n?

This is undoubtedly true, but I think its also clear that they have improved a great deal as a result of their stay.

Vonq went from 'yikes" to "only occasionally annoying" and is now apparently enjoying a happy, hetero existence filled with music and travel. Only his collar pop remains as a sign of a once troubled existence.

Mandozer.....well, there was once a time I would have cheerfully kicked him in the 'nads, but today? At worst crank call him the day after a bender.

I don't know if its Elo's soothing voice, or Dental's goodposting, or Kahrek's brutal honesty, but somehow these guys turned out all right.

**Securitas** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Burnes

This is undoubtedly true, but I think its also clear that they have improved a great deal as a result of their stay.

Vonq went from 'yikes" to "only occasionally annoying" and is now apparently enjoying a happy, hetero existence filled with music and travel. Only his collar pop remains a sign of a once troubled existence.

Mandozer.....well, there was once a time I would have cheerfully kicked him in the 'nads, but today? At worst crank call him the day after a bender.

I don't know if its Elo's soothing voice, or Dental's goodposting, or Kahrek's brutal honesty, but somehow these guys turned out all right.

Lol.

**Tradyk** · 2012-04-08

Just leaving this here...

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=12992012

Neuting Tempest gang hot drops dreadnought fleet. Loses tempests, gets camped into POS.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Securitas

Lol.

thanks securitas i almost went 30 seconds forgetting you're a homo

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Tradyk

Just leaving this here...

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=12992012

Neuting Tempest gang hot drops dreadnought fleet. Loses tempests, gets camped into POS.

wow youi killed 8 ships while sitting in caps and outnumbering them massively; thanks for the wonderful chest beating post I'm guessing youre from one of the "+20 fleet members" pet alliances

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-08

420 heil hitler nigger helldeath

**Agathor** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

thanks securitas i almost went 30 seconds forgetting you're a homo

Secs is Endies power bottom. They need to agree on some safe words, Endie has been riding him p. hard lately.

**Agathor** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

420 heil hitler nigger helldeath

I always find it funny watching peeps glorify Hitler, especially the ones that Hitler would have gassed at sight for being inferior.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-04-08

not really sure how you lose subcaps to sieged dreads

**poaw** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

not really sure how you lose subcaps to sieged dreads

Regardless of the specifics, the root cause will probably boil down to "I'm a supercap pilot" or "I'm in NC.".

**Guillaume LeConquerant** · 2012-04-08

Thanks Opti for providing more entertainment in the last two pages than we've had in the whole Tenal campaign.

Now that the campaign is almost over and we'll be leaving, so should you.

**X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X** · 2012-04-08

Hi guyz

**Dego** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

not really sure how you lose subcaps to sieged dreads

nerf capital tracking, amirite?

**Cryo** · 2012-04-08

[07:06:23] Dampil > esc shk get fucked nerd

Why you hating bro

**MpozoY** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

not really sure how you lose subcaps to sieged dreads

subcaps, hell

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/644553

**Securitas** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by MpozoY

subcaps, hell

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/644553

Nerf dreads they can track a pod, which was clearly moving at maximum transversal with haloes.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-08

Originally Posted by MpozoY

subcaps, hell

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/644553

PLONK

Absolutely, nerf dread tracking, they're the most serious threat to subcap and pod fleets since that last thing that could kill less than ten subcaps with a fleet of 30+