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**Richter Belmont** · 2012-03-10

r3w is so empty

aerallo come back soon so i can ricochet off of orcas on the undock

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-10

**July** · 2012-03-10

Originally Posted by Aerallo

In reality, the situation with Paragon. is elegantly simple.

We were already on a down low from various factors - not specifically Pizza's continued presence at the dinner table. I can't however say Wirty's continuous friendship request on Facebook was not a burden however. I had made a post on our own forums informing members that it was time to start looking for a new home, and that I would cycle Paragon. again into something different (i.e. Industrialists or Pure PVPers) once I had got my bearings straight again, because Boltzmann is a bitch and stresses me out.

One of our former CEOs however thought differently. In his moment of arrogance, he gave himself the shares many months ago. I however considered him a friend (my bad), and I did not see this coming at all. As soon as he read my forum post (he had been inactive for 7 months), he voted himself back to CEO. This glorious feature of Eve however takes 24 hours to come into effect, and we were stuck in a limbo of where nobody really had any power at all. Unfortunately, this disabled my powers, but I was able to recover everything asset wise safely. I was able to transfer the sov and station without incident, and I cancelled the Moros and other build projects, so he couldn't get them.

He inherited a dead corporation with members evacuating their assets. There were no assets for him to steal as he had originally planned, and he had essentially guaranteed Paragon. would remain dead forever. (Hint: Taking control of your friends corporation, and destroying everything he had built up, and then trying to act cool about it, is not smart).

What has been a hilarious 48 hours became a gold nugget of chat logs that I read through when I want some cheering up.

This post was worth the wait of mod approval. I don't believe Pizza is solely responsible, but I can't imagine it helped average grunt level morale to be unable to rat/mine in your own station system without calling a defense fleet to sit on them. Especially when even when you had a defense fleets we'd just bomb your ore cans 7-8 at a time.

Regardless, you can't imagine the smug wirty unleashed on us last night. In a way, you got the last laugh.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-03-11

just a video of some nerd getting owned i forgot to give credit to xxpizzaxx and by that i mean that boss nigger lacco and all his cronies.

**July** · 2012-03-11

That
fucking
overview

How the fuck do you play with that setup?

Edit: I feel bad there's no Eve content in my post right after Wirty's is brimming with elite pvp. Here's a battlereport as some token content.

**Zengetsu** · 2012-03-11

Originally Posted by July

That
fucking
overview

How the fuck do you play with that setup?

I think the better question is how the hell he doesn't have a registered version of Hypercam.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-03-11

not enough lensflare imo

**anzoxe** · 2012-03-11

what a sick fucking song wow

amazing

also you have a cleaner screen than me xd

**woo glin** · 2012-03-11

i listen to that song all the time when i was in iraq driving a tank

**White Tree** · 2012-03-11

Originally Posted by WirtyDhore

just a video of some nerd getting owned i forgot to give credit to xxpizzaxx and by that i mean that boss nigger lacco and all his cronies.

Let me use an ancient Irish proverb, handed down from generation to generation, to describe this situation - That nerd got fuckin' potatOWNED.

**fugazii** · 2012-03-11

Pizza got baked

http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13968

**Sanakan** · 2012-03-11

Am I missing something central to fitting Hyperions or is that fit just really bad?
What a shame.

**zero** · 2012-03-11

I'm Jon Graves Deican.

**Viribus** · 2012-03-11

More like Jon Graves is a retard I mean wtf

**July** · 2012-03-11

What, you guys don't boat way off the Dodixie hub undock to take a can jettisoned by known station gaming/neutral rep corporations?

You guys just don't understand because you missed the advanced pvp training Clawz0r gave out last month on the Jita 4-4 undock.

**Viribus** · 2012-03-11

The worst part is that Jon Graves isn't even new, he's just the kind of idiot that fits an armour battleship without any of the skills to do it properly.

**July** · 2012-03-11

To be fair, he is teaching the "new to pvp" Wild Things pilots an important lesson in Eve:
[s]Don't fly what you can't afford to lose[/s]
[s]Don't take cans off market hub undocks[/s]
Never not pvp in ships you're not skilled for while being 420 420'd and drunk

**White Tree** · 2012-03-11

>t1 guns
>missing 1 gun
>t1 resists
>no rigs

Please don't fly my favorite ship if you can't fit it properly it hurts my feels.

edit: oh god the ishtar fit is worse

http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13969

**WomynPower** · 2012-03-11

yes i am womyn power and i endorse elite high sec pvp

**zero** · 2012-03-11

RIP in piece broski jabber

**anzoxe** · 2012-03-11

there is no more reason to stay in broski

no jabber ;-;

**zodt** · 2012-03-11

that feel when no ts

nevermind ts works PHEW

**White Tree** · 2012-03-11

im pretty fucked up on codine right now and cant stop lollin at velyks

**Viribus** · 2012-03-11

You realize you have to take like 600mg of codeine to get your buzz on, right? And you itch like crazy.

**Della Monk** · 2012-03-12

In other news, we welped some thrashers and a boss griffin off into delve and managed to kill a cane. Was good fun, I hadn't shot shit in a gang that wasn't a structure in a while.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by White Tree

im pretty fucked up on codine right now and cant stop lollin at velyks

Ask me about what a half gram of molly/sass, a gram of blow, a dozen whip its, and ketamine does

**The Admin** · 2012-03-12

Meanwhile in BYXF
Attachment 2648

Edit: Why did SregginWaffe leave?

**White Tree** · 2012-03-12

slopes for the slope throne

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-12

Describes ESG perfectly.

**White Tree** · 2012-03-12

is that contest still open orrr...?

**Shoogafoots Jones** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by July

What, you guys don't boat way off the Dodixie hub undock to take a can jettisoned by known station gaming/neutral rep corporations?

You guys just don't understand because you missed the advanced pvp training Clawz0r gave out last month on the Jita 4-4 undock.

Holy fuck Jon Graves Deacon... goddamn. This is not the first incidence of dumbshit things he's done in highsec either, there was a Talos he got Concorded by firing on an alliance member, and he grabbed shit out of a can and got popped by an assault frig, also in a talos. I want to blame all of this on his preference for Four Loko (usually at 9AM), but now I don't know...

Jon is also hilarious and my Jita camp bro... so fuggit, :highfivesallround:

**Scaeva** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by July

What, you guys don't boat way off the Dodixie hub undock to take a can jettisoned by known station gaming/neutral rep corporations?

You guys just don't understand because you missed the advanced pvp training Clawz0r gave out last month on the Jita 4-4 undock.

Clawz0r is the epitome of elite pvp

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-12

He is no good at eve, we only have him as our token gay because of equal rights or some shit like that.

**White Tree** · 2012-03-12

I like Clawzor he's nice.

**Shoogafoots Jones** · 2012-03-12

Clawzor is like the ying to Peace's yang. One is the good Aussie, the other one is the evil Aussie.

In case you didn't figure it out, Peace is the evil one.

**White Tree** · 2012-03-12

Peace isn't Australian.

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Ask me about what a half gram of molly/sass, a gram of blow, a dozen whip its, and ketamine does

I don't need to ask. Your posting is evidence of the damage done.

**fugazii** · 2012-03-12

Drugs are cool man. Too show how cool I am let me list of which ones I've done and at what quantity.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-03-12

Did it work? Did I prove a point?

**Poonut** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Ask me about what a half gram of molly/sass, a gram of blow, a dozen whip its, and ketamine does

One quick glance at your avatar describes it perfectly..

**zodt** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by The Admin

Meanwhile in BYXF
Attachment 2648

Edit: Why did SregginWaffe leave?

apparently CEO was just like 'pools closed' and everyone is trying to find new corps to join

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Poonut

One quick glance at your avatar describes it perfectly..

**wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by zodt

apparently CEO was just like 'pools closed' and everyone is trying to find new corps to join

was there aids in da pool xd

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-03-12

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=12726301

lasted 2 days sadly didn't get any kills. fight on fof cloaky tristabbed ecm drake fight on.

**anzoxe** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by WirtyDhore

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=12726301

lasted 2 days sadly didn't get any kills. fight on fof cloaky tristabbed ecm drake fight on.

see ya, space cowboy

bang

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-13

Originally Posted by WirtyDhore

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=12726301

lasted 2 days sadly didn't get any kills. fight on fof cloaky tristabbed ecm drake fight on.

They probably brought out all those recons just for you, you should've mentioned how mad you made xystance.

**The Admin** · 2012-03-13

>Broski Enterprises left ESG

Didn't want that alliance aynway, am I right?
Attachment 2651

**anzoxe** · 2012-03-13

broski is now alive again

we have broken the shackles of oppression and are leaving the cfc forever.

goodbye blue sky, hello land of no blus

**fugazii** · 2012-03-13

Dammit and I was just about to awox myself a spot into pizza too!

**Atticus** · 2012-03-14

Originally Posted by anzoxe

broski is now alive again

we have broken the shackles of oppression and are leaving the cfc forever.

goodbye blue sky, hello land of no blus

I'd like to talk to you, about an opportunity, for you and your loved ones. We all have dreams, I know I do. I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.

Hey, I should get your number.

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