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    Another gem of an article.

    'A US airport security screener allegedly beat up his colleague for poking fun at the size of his penis during testing of full-body image scanners. Rolando Negrin was arrested after attacking a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) worker at the parking lot of Miami International Airport, The Miami Herald reported yesterday. Negrin had been the butt of his colleagues' jokes for a year after the security scanners - which are used to detect foreign objects hidden under a person's clothes, but also show a person's private parts - revealed he had a small penis'- Sydney Morning Herald

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    Article for the Day

    'A man has been arrested in China for allegedly posing as a woman in order to marry men for their money. 18-year-old Wang Mou had reportedly married three men already this year. The Dahe Daily reported that after getting married, Wang subsequently fled with the engagement money. Wang reportedly got into the marriage scam when, in February, a woman who had promised to find him a job instead sold him as a wife. "She cheated me, but I found a chance to escape then realized I could use the same shortcut to make some money," Wang said. "A lot of people mistake me for a woman on first sight," Wang added. After the first marriage, he then sold himself, with the help of an accomplice, to two further men for £1,000 a time. He was caught after fleeing on the day of the third wedding by local women, who turned him over to the police when they realised he was a man' - Metro.

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    Welp, that sure beats my 22 year old pretending to be a teen in order to play high school basketball story.
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    i'm going to form the NAAWP. any of you lily-white losers want to join? it'll be :coal:

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    :SIGH:



    I'm saddened i cracker that acronym without any actual thought involved
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    lol i poasted in the wrong thread. oh well its the turdhouse anyway v0v

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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    I'm saddened i cracker that acronym without any actual thought involved
    http://www.naacp.org/home/index.htm

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    Okay, so i said the same thing but in less politically correct terms.
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    http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/..._ex-boyfri.php

    ?British factory worker Ricardo Morias is a sexual dynamo. Or so it would seem. He'd dumped Tatiana Bastos and taken up with a new woman. But Bastos apparently couldn't live without Morias' special sauce. So she stalked him outside his factory in Newark...



    As he was leaving work for the day, she jumped in his car and began to make sexual advances. Morias spurned her overtures and asked her to get out.

    That's when a very pissed off Bastos -- close your eyes if this is too graphic for you, fellas -- stabbed him in the penis. She also threatened to kill him and then herself.

    Morias managed to escape and was forced to have his manly apparatus stitched up at the hospital.

    Bastos initially claimed her former boyfriend of four years had tried to rape her. She was only defending herself. But police soon learned that her story didn't hold water, and that she was in fact a vicious penis stabber.

    She was charged with grievous bodily harm and sentenced to 32 months in prison

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    That picture was totally unnecessary you bastard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirsty McDrinkerston View Post
    vicious penis stabber

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-on-penis.html

    Sorry about the formatting but if you have a problem have a spider bite your penis. I won't even put a picture to go with this article.

    Tourist hospitalised by venomous spider bite on penis

    A tourist who fell asleep on a beach in New Zealand following a naked swim has been admitted to hospital after a venomous native spider bit him on his penis.
    He had been bitten by a katipo, a rare native spider related to the Australian redback and North American black widow spiders
    The 22-year-old Canadian, who had earlier left his clothes in the sand dunes while he went for a "skinny dip", then spent 16 days in hospital suffering from potentially fatal heart inflammation.
    "He woke to find his penis swollen and painful, with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite," Dr Nigel Harrison, who treated the man, writes in the latest New Zealand Medical Journal.
    "It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite," Dr Harrison said.
    By the time the tourist reached the nearest hospital, in the northern town of Dargaville, his penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was up and his heartbeat racing.
    The following morning, chest pain and other symptoms developed and doctors diagnosed he had been bitten by a katipo, a rare native spider related to the Australian redback and North American black widow spiders.
    The man was treated with anti-venom medicine sent from the regional hospital in Whangarei.
    Although his condition rapidly improved the heart problems persisted.
    As a result, he was treated at Whangarei Hospital then transferred to the much larger Auckland Hospital before returning home to Canada.
    "He was discharged after a total of 16 days in hospital. On review he was generally well," the medical journal report says.
    It is the first known case of myocarditis, or heart inflammation, occurring after a katipo spider bite.
    The katipo, a Maori name meaning "night-stinger", is on New Zealand's endangered species list.
    The spiders usually bite only in self defence.
    The female has a black body with a white bordered red stripe on its back, while the male is white with black stripes and red diamond-shaped markings.
    Only two deaths from katipo bites have been recorded, both in the 19th century

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    Are you literally searching through news sites looking for penis accidents?

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    I think he might be
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    Not really. I have a friend who works for a weird media company and he seems to think forwarding the articles to me is funny, which they are, but many happen to involve the paynus.

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    Extremely Stupid and Paynus-less Article for the Day...

    RAVENNA, Ohio, May 18 (UPI) -- An Ohio deputy who teaches for the D.A.R.E. program said she arrested a teenager who mistakenly texted her for a drug deal.

    Portage County Deputy Kari Scherer, who serves as the county's Drug Abuse Resistance Education officer, said a 16-year-old boy sent her an apparent wrong-number text identifying himself and commenting "that the weed we had smoked the other night was the bomb," WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Tuesday.

    "That's pretty hysterical," Scherer says. "I'm out there to teach drug resistance and here, someone's wanting (to buy) drugs off of me."

    Sheriff David Doak instructed Scherer to continue corresponding with the teenager and she set up a buy, where the Portage County Drug Task Force was waiting for the teenager.

    Doak said the teenager is facing delinquency charges.
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    Man Accused Of Offering Baby For Beer Or Drugs CHICOPEE (WBZ) ?

    Police say a Northampton man tried to swap his 3-month-old daughter for beer or drugs.

    A maintenance man at a gas station in Chicopee claims 24-year-old Matthew Brace offered him his baby girl Monday.

    "He said, 'For two 40's you can have her,'" Chicopee Police Chief John Ferraro, Jr. told reporters at a Tuesday morning news conference.

    "It's my understanding 40's are those large oversize beers," he added. "He was trying to trade the baby for beer."

    However, hours after the news conference, police said that "40" is also slang for crack cocaine.

    Now investigators are not sure whether Brace meant beer or crack.

    Brace allegedly walked to the convenience store from an Econo Lodge motel in Chicopee where he's been living with his girlfriend and daughter.

    Police say he put the girl in the back of a workman's truck, making him the offer.

    The maintenance man called police, who found Brace hiding with the girl behind a trash container.

    State child welfare officials took the baby into custody.

    "I've been in law enforcement for 40 years. I've seen all kinds of murders and homicides, but nothing like this," said Ferraro.

    Police say Brace was not arrested, but will be summoned to court to face a charge of reckless endangerment of a child.

    The child's mother was in the station's convenience store at the time buying cigarettes.

    She has not been charged.

    According to police, 71 other homeless families or singles live in the motel.

    It's part of a state-funded program, but locals and the police chief say it's creating a problem.

    "Something's gotta be done," said Ferraro. "You can't just drop them off without supervision or some kind of program to help them."
    One hotel employee told WBZ that several of the occupied rooms have seen a lot of partying, and the manager of a local convenience store says it's becoming a problem.
    Brace and his girlfriend have now left the motel.

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    confirming asians are terrible drivers....

    South Korean driver earns license on 960th try

    (05-06) 12:22 PDT SEOUL, South Korea (AP) --

    A South Korean woman who earned a driver's license after 960 tries is ready to buy a car and get behind the wheel. Yonhap news agency reported Thursday that 69-year-old Cha Sa-soon passed the driving part of the test last month on her 10th try. South Korea requires a written test first, and Cha took it nearly daily since April 2005 before passing last year.

    Yonhap quoted her as saying she wanted to buy a small secondhand car to visit her son and daughter and for her business selling vegetables.

    Repeated calls seeking comment from her went unanswered.

    Officials at the drivers' license agency in Jeonju, 130 miles (210 kilometers) south of Seoul, were not available for comment.



    Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz0oTuDe6DA
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    'A teacher is fighting to save his career after accidentally showing a porn movie to pupils during a lesson. James Cooney, 35, decided to use his own laptop when the DVD player in the classroom failed to work. But a disciplinary hearing was told that instead of educational material the class of 11 and 12-year-olds saw "graphic sexual images". Burly Cooney quickly realised his mistake and hurriedly pulled the plug on the computer. He was then sent home as an investigation was launched at Sandfields Comprehensive in Port Talbot, South Wales. The hearing was told he subsequently resigned after talks with schools officials from Neath Port Talbot council. He was later charged with unacceptable professional conduct and ordered before the General Teaching Council For Wales. The Council's Professional Conduct Committee will decide whether he can keep his licence to teach' - The Sun.
    Something similar happened when I was in school and the science teacher loaded up a VHS tape and oops porn.. I was 12 then and it was amazing and still is to this day. That guy should have never been let go, but should have received a medal.

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    That happened in my school as a kid, teacher liked to use his laptop rather than the school PC's. He didn't realize that the raunchy pictures on his desktop were being sent through to the projector behind him.
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    The dad of a kid in our class owned a video shop. We promptly changed tapes in the recorder for an RE lesson. Shame the most hardcore we could lay our hands on was 'Emmanuelle'.

    As for laptops in school, jeesh, our school owned a total of 3 BBC Micros and I never got to touch any of them. Mobile phones had car batteries attached in those days y'know.

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    'Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors. The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors. One of the pupils raised the alarm after noticing the attack. Police say they have arrested two men and charged them with robbery, and are still looking for a third suspect. "We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action. "These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted." The victim suffered minor injuries, and the men stole his mobile phone and iPod, according to police. Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot," he added' - BBC Website
    That was so ninja!

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    What, the guy had an airfield?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    What, the guy had an airfield?

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    thats the esoteric inside joke.jpg

    Generation Kill, Iceman voices the opinion that seizing an airfield was 'pretty ninja'

    Also,

    I show you mine you show me yours somehow turns into a rape rap. Or little girl asked leading questions about things she doesn't understand by prosecution while horrified mother grabs media attention.

    Or who the hell knows what given how apt children are at revising past events and being lead by adults and what they think they should say. Look at related links, i keep re-editing this post as the fuck knows what the actual story is.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle7135190.ece

    Two boys aged 10 and 11 were found guilty today of the attempted rape of an eight-year-old girl, but a jury at the Old Bailey found the pair not guilty on charges of rape.

    The jury found the children guilty by a majority of 10 to two on two charges each, making them among the youngest defendants ever to be convicted of the crime of rape by a British court. As the verdicts were read out the younger boy sought eye-contact with his mother but both mothers stared straight ahead.
    The girl claimed last October that the boys had dragged her to a block of flats and kept her in a bin shed as they repeatedly raped her near her home in Hayes, west London, but she later retracted the story during cross-examination, saying she had made it up to avoid getting into trouble.

    The boys were released on conditional bail while reports are drawn up and will return to court at a later date for sentencing. None of those involved can be identified for legal reasons.
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    The judge, Mr Justice Saunders, thanked the jury for deliberating in what was a “traumatic” case. “These cases are not easy. Fortunately, they are infrequent,” he said.

    He invited those present to send any “observations about the process” to him, adding that he will be sending his “views” to those in charge of the judicial system.

    The victim’s mother reported the case to police last October after an incident in which her daughter disappeared while playing outside their home during half term.

    As she searched for her, the woman was told by another child that two boys had taken her daughter away and were hurting her. The girl later told her mother they had been “doing sex with me”.

    However under cross-examination the girl, who gave evidence via video link from an annexe to the court, said she had made up the story because she was afraid of getting into trouble for being “a bit naughty” after the children showed each other their genitals. She said she had thought she might not be bought sweets if she had told the truth.

    She said that she had wanted to be with the boys in the bin shed because they were having fun and giggling and that she had acted of her own volition.
    After the incident, the girl’s mother said she began to “panic”. She called the police and the girl was later taken to hospital with pains in the “groin area”. A doctor found cuts and bruising, but no sign of injuries to her genitals.

    During cross-examination by Chetna Patel, the barrister for the younger boy, the girl’s mother denied that her child had a sweet tooth and wanted sweets, adding that she was normally “a very good girl”.

    After the attack, the mother said her child was “very embarrassed and was squirming” and said she had not wanted to go with the boys. The girl’s mother challenged the two boys and said the younger had accused the older of starting the attack, while the older boy denied touching her.
    During the case the child was taken on a virtual tour of her estate through a series of computer graphics. She identified the third floor stairwell, bin sheds and park where the prosecution said she was sexually attacked. She agreed that her bruising and scratches could have been caused when one of the boys helped her over a fence into the park.

    She yawned occasionally and often replied that she could not remember the exact details of what had happened.
    At the start of her evidence she was asked questions designed to put her at her ease. She smiled as she said that she did not like school, in part because she sat next to a “naughty boy”.

    After she had finished her evidence the judge, Mr Justice Saunders, noted that she appeared exhausted and thanked her, adding: “No one is suggesting you have done anything wrong. I am the judge. I know when people have done something wrong. You have not done anything wrong. Remember that.”
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    Human-Donkey Fornication, not my kind of threesome

    'A 66-year-old man has been jailed for having sex with a horse and a donkey. Joseph Squires was sentenced to a total of 22 months, a Leicester Crown Court official confirmed yesterday. He had previously pleaded guilty to buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18 2004. Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, also admitted charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates. The court spokesman added that Squires had already served 126 days in prison on remand before sentencing' - The Coventry Telegraph.

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    I wonder how they determined that he had done actual damage to the 'property'
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

    A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

    The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

    It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

    The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

    Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

    The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

    The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

    Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

    The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

    And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

    'Not a problem'

    Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

    "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."

    But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.

    "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

    "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

    "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

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    'An 89-year-old great-grandfather got the shock of his life when he used the internet to try to find the answer to a crossword clue - only for pages of X-rated pornographic images to pop up on his screen. Crossword fan Jack Sedgewick, from Roman Road, Basingstoke, was trying to find the answer to a difficult clue in The Sunday Express magazine crossword, and thought he would use the web for help. But when he typed the two words into search engine Yahoo, rather than finding the answer, he was instead left disgusted by the images that came up on his PC.

    'The former engineer said: "It has certainly shaken me. It's terrifying to think that children could be searching other such innocent words and have this come up instead." He tried using just one of the words to see if it made a difference, but was bombarded with even more disturbing images. The grandfather of four, who only started using the internet for help with crosswords in the past few months, eventually found the correct answer of Onager, which is a wild Asian donkey.

    'But he has been left disgusted by his original findings, discovering a rather different kind of "Asian ass" than the crossword clue was asking for. Jack said: "I was so annoyed because as soon as I found out the answer I thought: 'I should have known that'." - The Basingstoke Gazette.

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    I need a link to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinata View Post
    I need a link to that.
    http://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/...s_clue_search/

    looks like they changed the original article a little as time wore on..

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    This one is almost too terrifying to belive, but somehow it is kind of amazing. An old roommate of mine fought in the UFC thank god I don't live with him anymore. Can now confirm that the California Judge upheld the murder charge and, my favorite, Aggravated Mayhem.

    [spoiler=you knew it was coming][/spoiler]

    'A US cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil. Jarrod Wyatt also cut out his friend's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film. They found the 26 year old standing naked over his friend's body with body parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room.

    'Wyatt told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced his close friend Taylor Powell was possessed. According to an autopsy Powell,21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out. The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife. Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body' - The Daily Telegraph.

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    According to an autopsy Powell,21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.
    Having heart removed will make you bleed to death.

    Who'd have thought it?

    Oh and is that from the indiana jones film?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RansomList View Post
    Having heart removed will make you bleed to death.

    Who'd have thought it?

    Oh and is that from the indiana jones film?
    Yup. Temple of Doom. Ransom I always enjoy because I know you're one for a comment. :gay sex:

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    Gonna need a link for that one too. That's the kind of thing you just want to spread around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinata View Post
    Gonna need a link for that one too. That's the kind of thing you just want to spread around.
    YOu got it bro.. As I stated earlier somewhere in my ramblings my buddy sends these to me everyday. He lives in the UK so I am usually late and I don't get the sources, but I will always give a link even if it is from the original quotation..

    http://www.helium.com/items/1849690-...ure-and-murder

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_596263.html

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    Hit the 'Dumbass' button.....never fails to amaze

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    He then sliced open his 21 year old training partner’s chest with knife and manually ripped out the young man’s heart.
    Manually? As opposed to automatically? I wish they just said 'with his bare hands'. Mark of a poor publication when it chooses to over complicate language for no reason.

    Also, on reflection, isn't the plea being made just a tired old variation on 'the devil made me do it'?
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    Here is a new low and a case in point that there are too many trial lawyers in this world...

    http://www.nydailynews.com/tech_guid..._being_hi.html

    'A woman who was hit by a car after walking on a highway in Los Angeles is suing Google. Lauren Rosenberg claims she looked up a walking route on Google Maps on her Blackberry on 19 January last year. The directions she was given included walking on a highway that has no pavement, but instead of seeking an alternate route she walked in the middle of the highway. She was hit by a car and is suing Google for medical expenses amounting to $100,000 (£68,000), and for punitive damages. Rosenberg is also suing the driver who hit her. Her court filing claims Rosenberg "was and is a competent adult" and lays full blame on Google and the driver' - Autocar.co.uk.

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    I doubt you can top that
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    I love the competent adult part. Icing on the cake. I used to live Los Angeles and there aren't too many places that have unpaved highways so I am curious to know where exactly she was and trying to get to. Also, LA is very busy you would have to see cars coming and if it is a highway; how is she still alive?

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    'Specially trained fire-fighters were drafted in on blue lights from thirty miles away just to free a man whose ring had become stuck on his finger. James Bill, 42, had to wait three-and-a-half hours when the seemingly simple task turned into a saga which saw fire-fighters trained to search for earthquake victims turn up to help with the operation. James, from Wolverhampton, thought it would just be a quick job to cut off the GBP25 stainless steel band given to him by 28-year-old girlfriend Sarah Maiden seven months ago. Mr Bill strolled round to nearby fire Fallings Park fire station, in Wolverhampton, on Wednesday to seek help after his finger began to swell and throb.

    'Two hours and five broken saw blades on their specialist ring cutter later, they were no nearer removing the ring despite using of ice packs, cold water and even a packet of frozen peas to try to reduce the swelling. So fire-fighters then called in the technical team from Bickenhill, near Birmingham International Airport, where staff are trained to deal with major emergencies. A crew rushed to the station on blue lights armed with a titanium blade that sawed through the ring in less than five minutes' - Metro.
    ummm.. liquid soap or butter could work well...or even K-Y

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    'A bride-to-be was so disgusted at being charged a fee to change her honeymoon booking she has changed her name to 'I Hate Thomas Cook'. Austin Kettle, 26, now answers to 'Mrs Lorraine Darla I Hate Thomas Cook And Its Associates Big Shot Company Treading on the Little Guy Leeks'. She saw red when Thomas Cook said she would have to pay a fee to change the surname on her honeymoon booking. Mrs Leeks, from Ipswich, Suffolk, plans to get married in February 2011, and last month booked her honeymoon to Gambia under her maiden name. But she later realised she would not have enough time to change the name on her passport and contacted the company to amend the booking details. When Thomas Cook said she would have to pay a fee she refused to do so and decided on her bizarre form of revenge. She changed her name, including her first name from Austin to Lorraine, using the Legal Deed Poll Service. She said: 'I wasn't angry with Thomas Cook; at first I was a bit upset but it was just a bit of a crazy moment. My fiancé thinks I'm crazy. The amusing thing is he will have to say my new name at the wedding ceremony.' - Metro.

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    Wenatchee police amazed at amount of contraband inmate able to smuggle into jail rectally

    WENATCHEE - A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed.

    Coming in rectally - via one person - were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.

    "We were all wondering, ’How do you put all that up there?’ " Kruse said. "The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce." Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, was booked into jail about 10 p.m. on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. The inmate had arranged to serve three days in jail on the charge.

    He said no contraband was found on a pat-down search or on a later strip search. About 90 minutes later, with Stanger in a single holding jail, a jailer found a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the cell’s toilet. After being questioned by jailers, the man surrendered the contraband.

    The man will be charged with another misdemeanor: introduction of contraband into the jail, Kruse said.

    Read more: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/0...#ixzz0qGtY6mDY
    http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/0...at-amount.html

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    Damn that is just sad and just such horrible luck.

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertain...s/10272884.stm
    US actress Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of a court order after an alcohol-monitoring bracelet indicated she had been drinking.

    A judge in Los Angeles has now doubled her bail to $200,000 (£138,390).

    Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, issued a statement saying the device had detected the "presence of a small amount of alcohol" on Sunday night.

    The device is punishment for missing a court hearing relating to a drink driving charge.

    It is designed to test the skin for alcohol every half hour by sampling a person's perspiration. There are also sensors that check for tampering.

    "Having just received the report, I am not in a position to speak to its accuracy or validity, however Ms Lohan maintains that she has been in complete compliance with all of the terms of her probation and her bail," Mr Chapman Holley said.

    Writing on micro-blogging site Twitter, Lohan said it was "physically impossible" for the bracelet to have given a positive report.

    Probation

    The actress has been on probation since August 2007 after pleading guilty to misdemeanour drug charges and no contest to three driving charges.

    The device was fitted after she failed to attend a probation hearing in May because she claimed to be stranded in France.

    Her lawyers said she was unable to fly back from the Cannes Film Festival after her passport was stolen.

    The actress is now due back in court on 6 July, when the judge will decide whether she violated her probation.

    The 23-year-old is facing jail time if it is decided she failed to comply with the terms of her probation.
    Anybody out there know how this bracelet thing works? Any woman under court order to not drink and has to wear a bracelet, but continues to drink gets a thumbs up in my book, especially if you have boobies like Lindsay.

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    Alvin Greene has been on the phone all day. That's to be expected for the guy who just won South Carolina's Democratic Senate primary and is facing incumbent Republican Jim DeMint in November. But everyone calling Greene has just been trying to find out who the heck he is — and one thing reporters learned Tuesday is that a criminal complaint was sworn out against him last year for allegedly showing obscene photos to a South Carolina college student and suggesting they go to her dorm room.

    Greene, a 32-year-old unemployed military veteran who lives with his parents, defeated Vic Rawl on Tuesday for the Democratic Senate nomination despite having run essentially no public campaign — no events, no signs, no debates, no website, no fundraising.

    The result has baffled political observers, who had heavily favored Rawl — a former state legislator, attorney and prosecutor who had the edge inasmuch as he actually campaigned and tried to win. Many in South Carolina (which has grandly lived up to its reputation as a political circus this year) suspect that somewhere, a crafty GOP political operative is snickering.

    As far as the local political press can discern, the only positive step Greene took toward campaigning was when he plunked down a $10,400 check in March to satisfy the state's filing fee and get on the ballot. He never registered a campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission or filed a financial disclosure with the Senate Ethics Committee.

    So why did he run, and how did he win? "I campaigned," Greene, who spoke rapidly and seemed distracted, told Yahoo! News in a brief interview. "It was a low-budget campaign. I funded it 100 percent out of my own pocket, and kept it simple — it was old-fashioned." Asked what, precisely, that campaign consisted of, and how much he spent on it, Greene demurred. "Not much. I had friends helping me."

    He said he hasn't yet reached the $5,000 spending limit that triggers a requirement to file with the FEC, despite having spent that $10,400 filing fee (a pretty penny for someone with no job). Like any good politician, Greene tried to deflect questions about the particulars of his campaign to talk of "the issues."

    "I graduated from the University of South Carolina," he said. "We have more unemployment than any other time in South Carolina history. Hold on, I have another beep."

    Shortly after his Yahoo! News interview, the Associated Press reported that Greene was arrested in November on the obscene photo complaint. Charges are pending, and he hasn't entered a plea. One could, of course, note that such charges wouldn't necessarily hurt a candidate in a Palmetto state election season that's featured plenty of sensational sexual charges.

    Greene's candidacy has raised suspicions that he may have been induced to run by Republican operatives in order to sow dissension in the Democratic ranks. It's not uncommon in South Carolina for Republicans to recruit African-American challengers to run against white frontrunners in Democratic primaries in the hope of drumming up racial tensions. (Greene is black.) The straw candidates aren't supposed to win — they're just supposed to create a racially divisive primary to damage the candidate's ability to put together a coalition in the general election.

    It's nothing new to Nu Wexler, the former executive director of the South Carolina Democratic Party. "In 2004, on the last day you could file to run in the primary, we were wrapping things up when an SUV with a Bush-Cheney sticker dropped off three black guys who came in to file to run in some local races, and they all paid the filing fee with sequentially numbered cashier's checks from a local credit union," he said. In 1990, famed South Carolina political consultant Rod Shealy was convicted of violating campaign laws after recruiting a black candidate to run in a GOP primary for lieutenant governor in the hope of drawing out racist voters — a maneuver he thought would bolster support for his candidate.

    Greene denies that he's a plant. But even if he is, the lack of an actual campaign seems to indicate that whatever plan he might have been a part of was quickly abandoned. Wexler says there may never have even been much of a strategy: "You have consultants doing this kind of thing just because they get bored, and they want something to tell good stories about. It's almost like fraternity pranks."

    Greene's success is a testament both to the lackluster quality of the campaign run by Rawl (who raised $186,000 and ran ads) and to the, um, peculiar voting habits of South Carolinians. State Democratic Party Chairwoman Carol Fowler speculated to AP that Greene won because his name came before Rawl's on the ballot. Wexler says Greene is a "big name in South Carolina."

    We called the South Carolina Democratic Party to ask if it intends to support Greene's candidacy, but haven't heard back. It could attempt to challenge Greene's win by claiming that he didn't pay the filing fee out of his own pocket — which, if true, would be a federal crime. "It puts them in a tough position," Wexler said. "You can't exactly start challenging the filing fees of every candidate."

    Damn. I love South Carolina and not just for Charlestown, but this dude and their deep seeded racism... Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirsty McDrinkerston View Post
    Anybody out there know how this bracelet thing works?
    measures the amount of alcohol present in their sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirsty McDrinkerston View Post
    Anybody out there know how this bracelet thing works?
    Learn 2 Read.

    It is designed to test the skin for alcohol every half hour by sampling a person's perspiration..
    Or in other words herpderp:

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    measures the amount of alcohol present in their sweat.

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