Lord Power best Power

[Murr]

Original thread here : http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard...readID=1222791

Ok, I might get in trouble for posting this. However, this is just too funny, so I want to share it with the rest of EVE. Some very sneaky and truly ingenious Morsus Mihi guy, named Lord Power, decided to buy an ex RAT character from eve market and employ his amazing spying skills on us! To begin with he tried to apply to Rage and Terror, a Russian speaking corp.

Ivan Wise > lo
D'Shadow > just wanted to see why application was rejected
Ivan Wise > i dont remember
D'Shadow > I have been in rage and terrer before
D'Shadow > I am titan builder
Ivan Wise > very nice
D'Shadow > http://www.eve-sheet.com/skills/D'Shadow
Ivan Wise > we dont need new titan builders atm
D'Shadow > I was afk from game long time
D'Shadow > wanted to get back with friends, as u can see from corp history I have been in RAT b4
Ivan Wise > and who was your friends in rat tbh ?
D'Shadow > is anyway I can get application
D'Shadow > D'Marcus
D'Shadow > I knew Evil Thug
D'Shadow > I was mostly builder
Ivan Wise > mister
D'Shadow > but train fight skills now
Ivan Wise > even if u was in rat some long time ago i doesnt mean anything, in fact i dont even remember u
Ivan Wise > and thats ur problem
Ivan Wise > do u know that we simply do not reqruit non-russian speaking members ?
D'Shadow > no problem, I can apply to atlas or other , but was in Rat before wanted to fly with again
Ivan Wise > omg
Ivan Wise > do it plz then
D'Shadow > why u so hostile?
Ivan Wise > ur char was in rat yes
D'Shadow > twice
D'Shadow > each time I left message going on holiday
Ivan Wise > in hands if another owner afaik
Ivan Wise > i dont even know who is sitting behind this char atm
Ivan Wise > enlighten me plz ?
D'Shadow > I not understand
D'Shadow > so u are saying no join corp then? I can give api
Ivan Wise > mister, u will not be accepted in corp, stop drilling my brains plz and waste each other time...
Ivan Wise > cya

Not thwarted by this initial rejection, he decided to try his chances with an English speaking corp!

[ 2009.11.29 16:08:28 ] D'Shadow > o/
?[ 2009.11.29 16:08:31 ] GBlock > o/
?[ 2009.11.29 16:08:39 ] D'Shadow > I am interested in joining corporation
?[ 2009.11.29 16:08:47 ] D'Shadow > I have been in -A- b4
?[ 2009.11.29 16:08:54 ] D'Shadow > are u accepting applications?
?[ 2009.11.29 16:09:20 ] GBlock > were not recruiting atm no, only by invites
?[ 2009.11.29 16:09:53 ] D'Shadow > any corps within -A- recruiting
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:00 ] D'Shadow > I am working on russion skills
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:09 ] GBlock > this char was sold
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:11 ] D'Shadow > as that is my 2nd language
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:15 ] GBlock > nobody will let u in
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:30 ] D'Shadow > was sold many times I think
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:39 ] D'Shadow > I gut it from forums
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:46 ] GBlock > you are not the person that was in -a
?[ 2009.11.29 16:11:06 ] GBlock > nice attempt thou

Oh well, it didn't work out either. Hey, but 3rd time is the charm! Back to Russian corp application!

[ 2009.11.29 16:24:08 ] Mutafakaz > hello
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:13 ] Mutafakaz > what ya want?
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:14 ] D'Shadow > o/
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:22 ] D'Shadow > I would like to join
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:35 ] D'Shadow > I am titan builder
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:52 ] D'Shadow > http://www.eve-sheet.com/skills/D'Shadow
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:53 ] Mutafakaz > our corp is only for russian speaking people
?[ 2009.11.29 16:24:54 ] Mutafakaz > so
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:04 ] Mutafakaz > try something another
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:06 ] D'Shadow > I also train combat skills
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:17 ] D'Shadow > I am learning russing from my GF galina
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:27 ] D'Shadow > she is from kursk
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:39 ] Mutafakaz > good for you, but good luck
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:42 ] Mutafakaz > bye

[edit]Edited by: Ellatan on 30/11/2009 05:04:58[/edit]
He knows Evil Thug! Lolz. Everybody in AAA would like to get a picture of your imaginary girlfriend Galina from Kursk (!!!) Kursk, seriously? [] Spying is hard work.

LORD POWER YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY THE WORST SPY IN EVE! []

Lord Power tries (fails) to cover it up.

[edit]Edited by: Lord Power on 30/11/2009 16:29:04[/edit]
lol.... I bought that toon on the forums when I was in arcane years ago and since moved and and I think that character has turned hands a few times, kinda like a bike in a poor kids neighborhood. I love the comedy of the op since, I have no idea what the heck he is ranting about and we all know AAA sucks.

For the record I could careless about spying let alone join a fail alliance like AAA, dont have enought time in the day to manage the toons I got.

Your post is as pethetic as the corp/alliance you represent, let me guess in russia you only have to pass the 3rd grade my bad, this explains your brains.

LP

The spy in op was in our public channel, he wouldnt pay the 1b isk spy vouche from meh

And out of the blue this thread becomes EPIC

[edit]Edited by: Shirley C on 30/11/2009 23:38:31[/edit]
I have to say LP.. you amaze me...

First: You accuse me of stealing your Wyvern (which I had nothing to do with)
Then: I steal your girlfriend (shes now my wife by the way)
Then: You self destructed your "reimursed" wyvern (which you actually purchased on the forum)
Then: When Arcane left fountain and went to war up by Molden Heath (or near there anyway) you were told to LEAVE because you werent doing nothing (except hiding in Wormholes... yes, I am still good friends with some of Arcanes high ups)
and now: You fail at spying for MM.

You think you are so uber, and remember I am married to your ex, so I know about your "friends" and what they used to do for you ingame....

Good luck "mate"..

Keith aka Shirley C

Edit:

Sorry I said "friends" in that last statement, its actually "friend"... but still

Oh, wait... theres like another 10 fails before this isnt there?

But we wont go into that here... If you wish to discuss your FAIL powers, lets discuss the fact that your so called TITAN pilot (Lord Chicken) didnt even have the skills to fire a doomsday until Naoko got involved.... It couldnt even bridge people.... I mean cmon.... Telling everyone that you have a 555 Titan pilot, and even telling people that knew its name "If you tell anyone I will......"

So what are you going to do to me this time? Youve already attempted to hack my servers (fail) you attempted to take out my business line (fail) andddd you attempted to get me kicked from SoT because "Im friends with the leadership" and they all loled in your face...


I feel for you.

Go back to cheating on your wife.

Cya

[:shock:] [:shock:] [:shock:]

Im sure you didnt expect that turn of events when you posted this thread . Crazy ppl online[:lol:].

Ive been waiting for an LP fail thread to come up... Now its finally arrived for me to comment on

[edit]Edited by: Ellatan Deruimte on 01/12/2009 01:43:57[/edit]

[ 2009.11.29 16:10:00 ] D'Shadow > I am working on russion skills
?[ 2009.11.29 16:10:11 ] D'Shadow > as that is my 2nd language
[ 2009.11.29 16:25:17 ] D'Shadow > I am learning russing from my GF galina
?[ 2009.11.29 16:25:27 ] D'Shadow > she is from kursk

Then: I steal your girlfriend (shes now my wife by the way)

Go back to cheating on your wife.

Ok, let me get this straight. So Lord Power was cheating on his wife with his Russian mistress Galina from Kursk. Galina was fooled by LP, who swore to her, that he divorced his wife. Galina was also trying to teach him the Russian language. Russian was his second language, because LP's grandfather was originally from Kislovodsk!

Then Shirley C comes into the picture and exposes to Galina the fact that Lord Power is still married! She leaves him for Shirley and they eventually get married and give birth to 8 beautiful children. Somewhere in the middle of this LP gets his wyvern stolen, then self destructs another, then fails to infiltrate his spy into three different AAA corps.

Now, as I pieced it all together, the universe may rest yet again in peace.

[edit]Edited by: Shirley C on 01/12/2009 01:57:04[/edit]

Ok, let me get this straight. So Lord Power was cheating on his wife with his Russian mistress Galina from Kursk. Galina was fooled by LP, who swore to her, that he divorced his wife. Galina was also trying to teach him the Russian language. Russian was his second language, because LP's grandfather was originally from Kislovodsk!

Then Shirley C comes into the picture and exposes to Galina the fact that Lord Power is still married! She leaves him for Shirley and they eventually get married and give birth to 8 beautiful children. Somewhere in the middle of this LP gets his wyvern stolen, then self destructs another, then fails to infiltrate his spy into three different AAA corps.

Now, as I pieced it all together, the universe may rest yet again in peace.

Ok to put some facts in order... This new "Galina" is fictitious (most likely) the "mistress" of his that I stole was Naoko Aoki, who yes he always swore he would leave his wife for, but hey, he lost her to me, and shes now my wife ahahhaa.... Anyway, moving on.

LP is STILL MARRIED as can be seen on his wifes myspace, and before you ask me, NO im NOT going to give you her username/email or his real life name etc, 1 because its against the eula and 2 because thats taking it to far too much of a personal level

Anyway, the world is a better place WITHOUT Lord Power in your alliance, infact, I have to say that I respect you for not letting him in.

Dude, if this guy ever gets superpowers you are fucked. [:shock:][:shock:][:shock:]

Most excellent thread, made better.

If he wants to try take me on in life again, he will have a court battle on his hands. I let it go last time as at the time, he was taking it out on Naoko Aoki, but this time, I have all the evidence i need to send him down for a few years. Attempting to hack/infitrate a corporate network is not a good idea

ciao
Keith

[CAPS LOCK]

Hay guise I've mailordered a wife from Kursk. That makes me almost russian, right?

Edit: Doesn't MM have a shitton of serbian players? You'd think they could get one of them into a russian corp, no?

[sacul]

Its LP he has been a fountain of lulz for allmost 2 years to me now.
He is like a more literate but dumber l2e.

[Hav]

Hay guise I've mailordered a wife from Kursk. That makes me almost russian, right?

I don't think you can catch Russian.

[LD1]

Worst spy try in Eve

[RansomList]

Fuck the spy stuff, I'm always amazed at how common personal drama is in EVE and i continue to be amazed no matter how many times i find out 'bitter person x' is doing things in game due to being snubbed by 'person y' whom is now together with 'person z'.

What is it about this game that makes people take it as seriously as real life?

and yes, i do say this as a contented member of a forum community that elevates taking a computer game seriously to unheard of levels of metagaming- but i for one would have no problems buying my EVE nemesis or prime antagonists in game a drink.

So perhaps its a case of EVE just being an outlet for the socially maladjusted crazies...

[Murr]

Fuck the spy stuff, I'm always amazed at how common personal drama is in EVE and i continue to be amazed no matter how many times i find out 'bitter person x' is doing things in game due to being snubbed by 'person y' whom is now together with 'person z'.

What is it about this game that makes people take it as seriously as real life?

and yes, i do say this as a contented member of a forum community that elevates taking a computer game seriously to unheard of levels of metagaming- but i for one would have no problems buying my EVE nemesis or prime antagonists in game a drink.

So perhaps its a case of EVE just being an outlet for the socially maladjusted crazies...

I have no idea, it always amazes me and i would have no problems buying my eve nemesis a drink either... :P

GAEEMM, GAAAMEEEEE, GAAMEE.

wtf is wrong with people.

[sacul]

Well for starters it isnt a game its a elaborate hobby (by: boldyn).
I think the difference is great and explains allot.

[RansomList]

..... there could be something in that.

Football isn't 'just a game' for a lot of people. They plan their entire working lives around match fixtures.

That said, the only think i can can think of that parallels the degree of obsession EVE generates is wargaming.

[Murr]

..... there could be something in that.

Football isn't 'just a game' for a lot of people. They plan their entire working lives around match fixtures.

I call those people idiots as well. I can't see why an obsessed football fan justifies taking Eve seriously.

[Hav]

So perhaps its a case of EVE just being an outlet for the socially maladjusted crazies...

Consider that psychopathology is prevalent in around 1% humans with access to universal healthcare, apply to peak concurrency (45,000), apply alt factor (0.8) = 360 nutjobs in Eve.

Lesser psychosis tend to run around the 25% mark in the population for the 20-40 demographic, which would tend to suggest that around 9000 players could go off their meds at any one time.

Of course, this is all a bit cigarette packet; there is massive skew in gender and it's based on the concept that Eve consists of an average cross-section of society rather than a subset of narcissistic whackadoodles.

[Hav]

That said, the only think i can can think of that parallels the degree of obsession EVE generates is [name your MMO of choice].

fyp. Also the fanboy phenomenon is well understood. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanBoy

[Murr]

Consider that psychopathology is prevalent in around 1% humans with access to universal healthcare, apply to peak concurrency (45,000), apply alt factor (0.8) = 360 nutjobs in Eve.

Lesser psychosis tend to run around the 25% mark in the population for the 20-40 demographic, which would tend to suggest that around 9000 players could go off their meds at any one time.

Of course, this is all a bit cigarette packet; there is massive skew in gender and it's based on the concept that Eve consists of an average cross-section of society rather than a subset of narcissistic whackadoodles.

hmmm, you sure?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSW2tXKKMmw[/ame]

[furnok dorn]

this reminds me of how graham's (goonfleet director) wife cheated on him with people she played wow with and he refuses to believe it even when presented with evidence supporting it

[Yorda]

I have no idea, it always amazes me and i would have no problems buying my eve nemesis a drink either... :P

GAEEMM, GAAAMEEEEE, GAAMEE.

wtf is wrong with people.

Eve's more of a second job than a game.

[Hav]

hmmm, you sure?

Teenagers usually haven't quite figured out their impulse control or inhibitive responses over their R-complex and some just deserve a good smack upside the head.

During the late teens is when the neuron pathways normally settle, then there's a phase from the 20-25 bracket where neurological illnesses normally become prevalent, although this is a relatively new thing that *I* (ie nobody) believe is down to enhanced fight/flight lability brought on by TV and general sensory input which raises overall stress factors.

I'm handing out free salt to go with the above, of course.

[Faife]

hmmm, you sure?

fake video is fake. read up on it.

there's a real dude who punches out his screen while trying to set some "keyboard tapping revolution" record if you're bored and feel like googling.

[Murr]

fake video is fake. read up on it.

there's a real dude who punches out his screen while trying to set some "keyboard tapping revolution" record if you're bored and feel like googling.

I just enjoy Hav's posting so I trolled him to get another.

o/ Hav

[RansomList]

Teenagers usually haven't quite figured out their impulse control or inhibitive responses over their R-complex and some just deserve a good smack upside the head.

During the late teens is when the neuron pathways normally settle, then there's a phase from the 20-25 bracket where neurological illnesses normally become prevalent, although this is a relatively new thing that *I* (ie nobody) believe is down to enhanced fight/flight lability brought on by TV and general sensory input which raises overall stress factors.

I'm handing out free salt to go with the above, of course.

Interesting post.

Coffee shop psychobabble coming up, although i do think there is merit in thinking about such things.

I favor that in a modern society where the individual has all biological needs fulfilled and few biological imperative like food water and shelter accounted for (unlike any other period in human history) there is less differentiating the reproductive males of a species in terms of 'success' than there has ever been before looking at human history from an evolutionary pov.

The response to this, and i accept its difficult to pin this down as cause and effect, is the adoption of novel or aberrant strategies amongst individuals of the species.

Is the prevalence of mental illnesses increasing due to selection pressures in what is the 'modern' and what we could term the early modern, society?

When male mice in a test environment designed to reward certain behaviors equilibrate to their surroundings they are behaving so as to maximize their gains in line with an artificial rewards system. As long as they act in a certain manner they have no wants, competition between individual is in theory non-existent as no individual does not have its requirements met.

They are all kings among mice and equal.

But introduce a female into the environment and suddenly things change.

Only the most fit or most successful mouse gets to breed. Suddenly each individual must differentiate itself from the others and prove itself more successful in an environment where material or physical expression of success are considerably lessened. Sometimes you produce a serial killer.

Now one can assume that there is a mouse with the perfect genome in that small population.

Or, what i favor is that in the absence of environmental stresses present at every other stage of human history where the survival and health of an individual was more precarious than it is now, aberrant behavior, thought patterns and strategies are less penalized.

In more primitive cultures than our own the crazed or insane became shamans or the divinely inspired. Privileged positions.

Okay that's enough for now

[HellNo]

Confirming Lord Power is who Mittani interviewed for this months column.

[RansomList]

Confirming Lord Power is who Mittani interviewed for this months column.

last months

[ThemePending]

"has a personal vendetta against LP because he is so terrible" crew checking in.

I was in 2 corps with the guy, and have mailed all his CEOs since bruce about how terrible he is (goodfellas, arcane, MM) and THEY DONT FUCKING LISTEN.


He might as well be a chinese farmer, with a mic.

[Lysander]

What a faggot. Good ole LordPower.

[smn]

I couldn't image someone naming themselves Lord Power in a non-ironic sense, untill now.

[Kaeydan]

"has a personal vendetta against LP because he is so terrible" crew checking in.

I was in 2 corps with the guy, and have mailed all his CEOs since bruce about how terrible he is (goodfellas, arcane, MM) and THEY DONT FUCKING LISTEN.


He might as well be a chinese farmer, with a mic.

Yeah, good luck with that. I am not sure why you are mailing the alliance reps, you need to be a special kind of retard for the alliance to give a shit and being a crap spy is probably not much of a factor.

Macabre Votum is one of our IRON brosef corps we welcomed to our bossom after IRON went their own way and they have now moved past Oberon to be the 7th on the kill count of the MM corps and 10th in the NC, which says a lot as MM hold 8 of the top 11 positions.

If MV like him and he isn't doing anything insanely stupid to jeopardise the alliance or coalition then he could be an Baboon for all it matters. As long as MV is happy with him then that is all that matters from my point of view. We have kicked out some horrible players though, not often though, we are fond of our "special" people.

[sacul]

Yeah kaeyden and offcourse he was the one who turned of the cyno jammer in deklein when the nc 'reclaimed' it from goodfellas speeding up the process nicely.
So he does have brownie points up there

[xutech]

I am currently not in any “coalition” organization but do maintain a lot of contacts.

[Alex Clomsaver]

this reminds me of how graham's (goonfleet director) wife cheated on him with people she played wow with and he refuses to believe it even when presented with evidence supporting it

what

[Yorda]

Ugh, can we not get into Graham drama?

[Faife]

Ugh, can we not get into Graham drama?

it's like someone on TS decides to talk politics.

[Grarr Dexx]

You know, the full story with that self-destructed wyvern is that he got the titan (the ebayed one viper had a lot of porn on) that he warped in to save him bubbled too, because he warped it to 0. All on the station in their home system, by what, sixty or seventy battleships?

[Kaeydan]

Yeah kaeyden and offcourse he was the one who turned of the cyno jammer in deklein when the nc 'reclaimed' it from goodfellas speeding up the process nicely.
So he does have brownie points up there

You think Goodfellas would have hung around and tried to hold Deklein had that not happened?

My impression was that people were evaccing whatever they could as soon as BoB had given up offensively in Tribute because it was only a matter of time before the NC recovered the lost territory with MM and Razor largely intact.

[ThemePending]

Yeah, good luck with that. I am not sure why you are mailing the alliance reps, you need to be a special kind of retard for the alliance to give a shit and being a crap spy is probably not much of a factor.

I wish that was all...


goodfellas: offlining the cyno jammer allowing the meatshield in GODs to get fucked.

arcane: lost a wyvern, was a retard about it, more than likely caused the titan to go down too (since he "fc"s)

hydra: was a retard who spent his days losing golems ratting

bruce: was a retard who spent his days ratting

[Ralara]

arcane: lost a wyvern, was a retard about it, more than likely caused the titan to go down too (since he "fc"s)

hydra: was a retard who spent his days losing golems ratting

bruce: was a retard who spent his days ratting

Sounds like most of the other NC plebes tbh.

[Alex Clomsaver]

WHO IS GRAHAMS WIFE CHEATING WITH YOU LOBBY FAGGOTS.

[Yorda]

WHO IS GRAHAMS WIFE CHEATING WITH YOU LOBBY FAGGOTS.

This happened like 3 years ago.

[Murr]

pics of the wife??

[RansomList]

See what you did?

Leave the man alone.

[Amber Leaf]

Ok My first post on this great forum

Ive spent many hours reading some factual and some comedy postings on here.But this post really takes the piss.

Wise up Shirley c or thimmeron or what ever you call yourself ( personally I'd call you asshole )
What with the character assinination of LP.....do you forget Eve is just a game?
After all was it not ur alt Thimmeron that got a temprary ban for posting LP's personal details in locall chat ???

I've flown with LP....ok he might be a bit of a dick but he is a fun guy to fly with and a bloody good laugh.....you on the other hand must suffer from some kind of paranoia, to be so obsessive and passionate in running this guy down.

Get over it mate or go see a therapist !!!

Are you mental???

[Pripyat]

What's up with all the faggots suddenly registering to make retarded and trollish first posts?

Lurk more, Assholes.

[Grarr Dexx]

Ok My first post on this great forum

Ive spent many hours reading some factual and some comedy postings on here.But this post really takes the piss.

Wise up Shirley c or thimmeron or what ever you call yourself ( personally I'd call you asshole )
What with the character assinination of LP.....do you forget Eve is just a game?
After all was it not ur alt Thimmeron that got a temprary ban for posting LP's personal details in locall chat ???

I've flown with LP....ok he might be a bit of a dick but he is a fun guy to fly with and a bloody good laugh.....you on the other hand must suffer from some kind of paranoia, to be so obsessive and passionate in running this guy down.

Get over it mate or go see a therapist !!!

Are you mental???

HUEHUEHAUHEUA

GIBE MONI PLS? BR?

[Murr]

Ok My first post on this great forum

Ive spent many hours reading some factual and some comedy postings on here.But this post really takes the piss.

Wise up Shirley c or thimmeron or what ever you call yourself ( personally I'd call you asshole )
What with the character assinination of LP.....do you forget Eve is just a game?
After all was it not ur alt Thimmeron that got a temprary ban for posting LP's personal details in locall chat ???

I've flown with LP....ok he might be a bit of a dick but he is a fun guy to fly with and a bloody good laugh.....you on the other hand must suffer from some kind of paranoia, to be so obsessive and passionate in running this guy down.

Get over it mate or go see a therapist !!!

Are you mental???

Hai LP

[6th Estate]

Ok My first post on this great forum

And a stunning first post it is! I hope you keep up this level of excellence sir. You'll be one of the cool kids in no time!

[Antoshka]

How on earth did i miss this thread!? It's awesome!!!

[furnok dorn]

ask gamblor, he's the one who told me

his wife (who looks like a man) cheated on him with some wow players she played with while she was away at school (i'm paraphrasing what i can remember) and he bought her a horse or something equally as ridiculous and she stays with him even though she hates him

[Lord Gabriell]

Dear god, I find it disturbing that someone can be so fucking stupid.

[Faife]

his wife (who looks like a man) cheated on him with some wow players she played with while she was away at school (i'm paraphrasing what i can remember) and he bought her a horse or something equally as ridiculous and she stays with him even though she hates him

but look at that horse, it is amazing. give it a lick.

[Murr]

Dear god, I find it disturbing that someone can be so fucking stupid.

[furnok dorn]

but look at that horse, it is amazing. give it a lick.

groan

[CDLoon]

but look at that horse, it is amazing. give it a lick.

I lol'd