Start the War Engines: Branching out to Branch

[tgr]

you play video games to be smug (not sure what you are smug about though tbh)? compensating for something you are missing irl? I thought video games were supposed to be played for fun. or are you smug that you are torturing and wasting the time of 1500 people that are doing nothing except pressing a button every 5 mins in lag and listening to dbrb?

I think this kind of posting is exactly why he's smug. This kind of butthurt is only something you see from someone who's had their space burned down around them.

[Chae]

It's main, nig, chink, spic, wop. I think.

Followed by Raidenfleet.

[Venetian Tar]

you play video games to be smug (not sure what you are smug about though tbh)? compensating for something you are missing irl? I thought video games were supposed to be played for fun. or are you smug that you are torturing and wasting the time of 1500 people that are doing nothing except pressing a button every 5 mins in lag and listening to dbrb?

Hahahahahahahahaha.

You're wasting everyone's time by making them read your horrible, bitter posts.

[The Mittani]

you play video games to be smug (not sure what you are smug about though tbh)? compensating for something you are missing irl? I thought video games were supposed to be played for fun. or are you smug that you are torturing and wasting the time of 1500 people that are doing nothing except pressing a button every 5 mins in lag and listening to dbrb?

sadist vOv

[Doddy]

Lag was pretty much non existant once we got out of vfk tbh.

[tgr]

Who reads all of it? I just barely read the name and the first sentence, then mutter about how I can't negrep him without going on a plusrep spree.

[Venetian Tar]

Who reads all of it? I just barely read the name and the first sentence, then mutter about how I can't negrep him without going on a plusrep spree.

I forgot VB has an ignore function. I'd rather sit and listen to MB3 talking about that chick he boned at fanfest than read his posts.

[wanamingo]

Please post some more IntarKll, you're making this the best pos shot ever.

[Hilmar Keller]

you play video games to be smug (not sure what you are smug about though tbh)? compensating for something you are missing irl? I thought video games were supposed to be played for fun. or are you smug that you are torturing and wasting the time of 1500 people that are doing nothing except pressing a button every 5 mins in lag and listening to dbrb?

I couldn't negrep this fast enough

[jimmychrist]

I forgot VB has an ignore function. I'd rather sit and listen to MB3 talking about that chick he boned at fanfest than read his posts.

Bull. Shit.

[Venetian Tar]

Bull. Shit.

He really said that.

[Marivauder]

we need more intarkill posts, it's the only place you're wanted

[Zev]

if your actually reading his posts you deserve to be locked in a room with dentists.

[Planetary Genocide]

If only because he's inspiring people who otherwise would have won eve to come back and shoot structures again

[INtarKll]

Please post some more IntarKll, you're making this the best pos shot ever.

i am sorry that you pay/spend time on a game that is so boring where you have to stoop to reading my posts to entertain yourselves.

[LingeringDoubt]

Honestly, story time during these invasions is the best part of EVE. If it wasn't for these I might start playing BF3 or something.

[Phey Onat]

He really said that.

No MB3 was talking about a chick Zastrow boned. Very different

[Venetian Tar]

No MB3 was talking about a chick Zastrow boned. Very different

Ah, I see now. Thanks for the clarification.

[Kevin]

For those who wonder if whacking WN now is a good move, I think its a GREAT move.

If i understand my history correctly, the fear of PsixoZZ kept

the Russian Coalition together during the invasion of the North/spanking of Atlas/whack-a-moling AAA. White Noise are weak now, very weak, and reducing them to a footnote in 0.0 history will tear the heart out of the super blob, with Raiden. and NC. isolated and probably only working together in a marginal sense, Goons will have removed the only serious threat to their space empire.

Or maybe WN isn't as important as it was 6 months ago. Maybe these guys all work together well without them, who knows? In the mean time, BURN BRANCH.

[Chef]

No MB3 was talking about a chick Zastrow boned. Very different

*facepalm* sooo... MB3 sat in a corner watching?

[Mister Pink]

I thought video games were supposed to be played for fun.

This is Eve, not WoW. War is fun for the ones who win and gives them a healthy dose of smugness. The losers either need to play WoW, pick a better side next time or get competent.

1500 people that are doing nothing except pressing a button every 5 mins

Sounds like the perfect job for your average Goon+pet. Not to complicated nor challenging and it fits their attention span.

[tgr]

Actually we usually need someone to remind us to fire after reload. It's longer than 30 seconds between each time, you see.

[Ryan Rs]

Keep firing, assholes!

[White Tree]

Shocking secrets revealed as MichaelBolton talks about A) Fanfest 2012, B) The time he went to Iceland, C) His porno company, D) The time he had sex with a girl

[Aquarius]

We counted over 60, so, Hello Goonswarm, we'd like to welcome your virgin navy to the supercap fleets of EVE.


Now please stop crying and just use them.

If they do that, they have nothing else to fall back on when someone starts beating them...again.

[The Mittani]

i also appreciate butthurt supercaphaver posts

i want a siege mode for titans, btw

[NAP]

Mittens IS a mod iirc oh god help us all



Wait, so first is Mainfleet, second is Nigfleet, then chink fleet... what comes after?

twink fleet

[INtarKll]

I think this kind of posting is exactly why he's smug. This kind of butthurt is only something you see from someone who's had their space burned down around them.

just because you attach such values to your space (perhaps it gives you meaning, increases your epeen, etc.) does not mean others do, so stop projecting.

and anyone can get a huge blob if their standards are low enough.

[White Tree]

If they do that, they have nothing else to fall back on when someone starts beating them...again.

Or we could just fall back on 1600 Maelstroms.

[ReallyMatter]

or you know, you could try doing something on your own for once. dont you send your pets on deployment tests to see how they do alone? why not do that with yourself. even your 7000 man alliance vs WN's 2000 would be in your favour. but you are so desperate for numbers that you keep threatening your pets (I thought you don't have pets?) as seen here and in the SOTG to do what you want so that you can attain Maximum Blobbage. you said this is not for "good fights" or "fun" (13:00), but don't you think your members want to have some fun instead of structure grinding with blobs and no fights? since you don't actually have to do that yourself, you probably don't care, all you care about is how big of an epeen you can swing around as Space King of your Space Empire. look at SOLAR vs death. IRC wanted to help, SOLAR told them no, they want to take care of it themselves and not blob for gfs. lmao, even test seems to be doing their own thing in vale. you are so afraid of not being able to blob with 10x the enemy numbers because it might cause you to lose a battle in this video game, although I guess that fear might be reasonable for you since you failed at take nol from a 2000 man alliance 5 times with 5x their numbers.

edit: also I like how you are threatening raidendot to not fight, that you will be good to them if they don't. you are worried as if 2000 people+2000 people would be too much for you, or that they might give you a fight (that would be in your favour) because you do not like fights.

So so bitter, your tears are fueling the Mittani war machine as you type.

[Propagandas]

Or we could just fall back on 1600 Maelstroms.

Anyone else remember the good old days of Max 1 when BOB and pets had 1100 in their fleets the first evening back in 09 (or whatever the year it was :lifeasnerd: ) ?

[Aquarius]

Or we could just fall back on 1600 Maelstroms.

I like it! Forget making your ships blot out the sun...make the ammo blot out the sun!

[smg77]

just because you attach such values to your space (perhaps it gives you meaning, increases your epeen, etc.) does not mean others do, so stop projecting.

and anyone can get a huge blob if their standards are low enough.

Tell us more about the high standards in Brick Squad.

[White Tree]

Anyone else remember the good old days of Max 1 when BOB and pets had 1100 in their fleets the first evening back in 09 (or whatever the year it was :lifeasnerd: ) ?

Yeah, but we're going to inflict MAXIMUM DAMAGE right away and- Oh. Oh no. What are we doing

[uhh yeah dude]

So what's the final count on reinforced shit? I think I saw 7 CSAAs. Did any stations get hit? When should us forum lurkers come back and check the status of defense/rape fights?

[White Tree]

Someone said one of the CSAA's wasn't even stronted and was immediately torn down under the balefire.

[Hilmar Keller]

and anyone can get a huge blob if their standards are low enough.

So what you're saying is WN. is going to lose their space because they have self-esteem?

Good lord.

[Jack H]

Someone said one of the CSAA's wasn't even stronted and was immediately torn down under the balefire.

Looks like that one, however the CSAA either didn't make it to the killboards yet or there was none

[tgr]

just because you attach such values to your space (perhaps it gives you meaning, increases your epeen, etc.) does not mean others do, so stop projecting.

and anyone can get a huge blob if their standards are low enough.

Hey, does "didn't want that space anyways" count for the bingo, even if it's for the other side of the universe?

[TehRoot]

guess WN will be kissing their asses goodbye.

[INtarKll]

Hey, does "didn't want that space anyways" count for the bingo, even if it's for the other side of the universe?

are you referring to when you failed to take delve (quitting after failing to take a system for the 5th time from a 2000 man alliance)?

[White Tree]

[White Tree]

are you referring to when you failed to take delve (quitting after failing to take a system for the 5th time from a 2000 man alliance)?

Does it count if you didn't want that space anyways before you even invaded? And you state multiple times before and during that you don't want it and you're invading it because you're bored?

[Far]

Does it count if you didn't want that space anyways before you even invaded? And you state multiple times before and during that you don't want it and you're invading it because you're bored?

Leave the poor sad man alone, that one point is :literally: all he has left.

[INtarKll]

Does it count if you didn't want that space anyways before you even invaded? And you state multiple times before and during that you don't want it and you're invading it because you're bored?

actually I'm pretty sure you wanted it pretty bad considering how much you were going on and on about your freeport utopia idea, and you tried 5 times to take a single system, bringing 800 people the last try. from now on, every alliance should state before trying to take space that "we don't really want it" and are just "bored", so they can use that as an excuse if they fail to take it or lose it later. this is similar to "welpcanes", if we lose the fleet it's cause we totally intended to since they are called "welpcanes". it is impossible to lose.

[Tradyk]

I am looking forward to actually having a chance of welping my dread properly, and not by GENTS

Who are you? And when did we ever welp your dread?

[LingeringDoubt]

actually I'm pretty sure you wanted it pretty bad considering how much you were going on and on about your freeport utopia idea, and you tried 5 times to take a single system, bringing 800 people the last try. from now on, every alliance should state before trying to take space that "we don't really want it" and are just "bored", so they can use that as an excuse if they fail to take it or lose it later. this is similar to "welpcanes", if we lose the fleet it's cause we totally intended to since they are called "welpcanes". it is impossible to lose.

You're right, completely. It sounds like you're really enjoying this game and you should continue to play they way you have been.

[Lorren Canada]

too bad there aren't any WN posters anymore

[Lorren Canada]

Wait, where's that faggot Mean Machine - he was in WN right?

[Elenor Pewpew]

Who are you? And when did we ever welp your dread?

About 6 months ago in Delve to a nulli gang I was on my cap pilot at the time - I got lucky and jumped out after jamming out both the tackle domis that were on me, with ECM drones v0v - but 3 others self destructed