Dirty Secrets Emporium is hiring.

You will never learn much more about the Dirty Secrets Emporium than that it exists and that you belong to it.
  • Are you prepared to give your lives?
  • You are prepared to commit murder?
  • To commit acts of sabotage which may cause the death of hundreds of innocent people?
  • To betray your corporation or alliance to foreign powers?'
  • You are prepared to cheat, to forge, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children, to distribute habit-forming drugs, to encourage prostitution, to disseminate venereal diseases — to do anything which is likely to cause demoralization and weaken the power of EVE Alliances?
  • You are prepared to lose your identity and live out the rest of your life as a miner or a bob slave or pet?

If you've answered yes to most of the questions above please private message me for an interview.