Comedy Killmails

**HUN73R** · 2012-07-24

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=522648
Waffes found some annoying nid in Chamemi(one jump from our staging sys and usual midpoint for us). We rly didn't expect that fit.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-24

Originally Posted by HUN73R

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=522648
Waffes found some annoying nid in Chamemi(one jump from our staging sys and usual midpoint for us). We rly didn't expect that fit.

Maller station bait, nice.

Comy · 2012-07-27

http://omg.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14137927

When I looked in the wreck I thought all his modules had blown up and the remaining crap was mission loot.

**Konev** · 2012-07-30

http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...&kll_id=120032

**Dego** · 2012-07-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14178939

This is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.

**Aokisensei** · 2012-08-01

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14191292

What exactly is the thought process behind "sure, I'll transport billions of ISK worth of cargo in this 900,000 ISK ship through lowsec..."

edit: similar one, courtesy of IRC

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-08-01

I love that comment on the bestower, "If only he'd fit one more warp stab..."

**Burnizz** · 2012-08-01

Originally Posted by Dego

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14178939

This is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Must be a fan of the "pull the band aid off slowly" approach. Loves seeing his hp slowly slowly going towards 0.

**Anderron Shi** · 2012-08-02

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...913#submitMail

uwut

**El Terrible** · 2012-08-05

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14238593

That AB...

**Anderron Shi** · 2012-08-06

Originally Posted by El Terrible

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14238593

That AB...

dat invuln...

**Muhadin** · 2012-08-07

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210105

http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/geck...n-awox/s-zZCcS

Lol man, this made my night. Enjoy.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-08-07

HE JUST POPPED MY PRIDE AND JOY
HE JUST FUCKING DID THAT TO ME

ohmygod.gif

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-08-07

Originally Posted by Muhadin

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210105

http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/geck...n-awox/s-zZCcS

Lol man, this made my night. Enjoy.

Oh man the end.

"I didn't even know you could do that, pod corp members. That seems a bit odd, they should fix that."

**Stenner** · 2012-08-07

Originally Posted by Muhadin

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210105

http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/geck...n-awox/s-zZCcS

Lol man, this made my night. Enjoy.

That is some quality hisec bear tears.

I LOST HER!!11

**Stenner** · 2012-08-08

Presenting one terrible Raven: http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36718
With complimentary incomplete Crystal clone: http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36721

**Dsan** · 2012-08-09

Originally Posted by Stenner

Presenting one terrible Raven: http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36718
With complimentary incomplete Crystal clone: http://kb.snuffboxcorp.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=36721

In some wierd way, I understand that raven fit..

kinda...

But then again, nope.

**Securitas** · 2012-08-09

Originally Posted by Muhadin

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210105

http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/geck...n-awox/s-zZCcS

Lol man, this made my night. Enjoy.

Why is every rage recording an American?

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-08-09

I'm fitting my next Loki this way.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14235428

**X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X** · 2012-08-14

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12117001

Pro as heck 420 Navy Mega fit.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-08-14

http://kb.eve-401k.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14328781

Four types of gun. Double-plated. Stabbed. Passive Recharge. Abaddon.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-08-14

Originally Posted by X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12117001

Pro as heck 420 Navy Mega fit.

FCON

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-08-14

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=531398

2 types of guns

**HaydenJD** · 2012-08-14

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=531398

2 types of guns

"Shit, ran out of PG....i'll throw some 650s on there, no one will ever know...."

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-08-17

Faction BS hauler best hauler?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14362620

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-08-17

Originally Posted by Manfred Hideous

Faction BS hauler best hauler?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14362620

No bullshit, 401K almost caught that guy warping back to station once. He was just outside the bubble.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-08-17

I never get loot drops like that. *sob*

**Mira Z** · 2012-08-17

The moral of this story is that if you're going to burn out a POS shield while it's being shot, make sure you fit your tengu first:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14364054

**Katalci** · 2012-08-18

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=529578
Dominix on a 15 day old character. It was a long and hard battle, but we finally got him down.

Crow that thinks it's a railranis:
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=529618

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-08-18

That second KM isn't really a comedy KM, that's a fairly decent Crow fit (I wouldn't dual-prop and I'd have missile velocity/flight time rigs, but v0v).

**The Alt** · 2012-08-19

http://eve-kill.net/?a=system_detail&sys_id=3976

**tgr** · 2012-08-19

I'll ... just put this here:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14386589

Edit: Oh, I see the post above linked the system, but not the comedy mach itself.

**Dsan** · 2012-08-20

Just going to 1up everyone and Ninja this from all the proud SoCo boys on this mail:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14391997

Yarp, thats an officer armor fit Rokh, mining.

**SoCoalist** · 2012-08-20

When I saw it, I thought it was a fake kill mail then realized that it wasn't...

**tgr** · 2012-08-20

Originally Posted by Dsan

Just going to 1up everyone and Ninja this from all the proud SoCo boys on this mail:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14391997

Yarp, thats an officer armor fit Rokh, mining.

Officerfit, mining rokh with a cyno and a probe.

I... what? I don't even?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-08-20

The best part of that, aside from the fit and the fact that he was mining in 49-U, one of the most dangerous nullsec systems in the South: He was mining Veldspar.

**Dego** · 2012-08-20

If you check his kb history, you'll see he's just trolling. He's got stratop scimis and huginn losses and stuff. Apparently he just likes to save eve from bad officer mods by welping them gloriously.

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=516971

**Securitas** · 2012-08-21

http://realconcordiat.killmail.org/?...ll_id=14372420

One of the most expensive Rifters I've ever seen.

**Helios Black** · 2012-08-22

http://blacklegion.eve-kill.net/?a=k...ll_id=14407642

Hahahahahahahahaaha

**azeporael** · 2012-08-22

best archon fit eva

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14402128

**fpshacker** · 2012-08-23

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14417249

shit like this reminds me why i used to love eve.

This ROL system has never failed to produce space pinatas.

**HaydenJD** · 2012-08-23

Not the worst fit I've ever seen but I'm still thinking wut.

http://kb.dark-therapy.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=620

He kept warping to two safe spots off of two gates also, we simply scanned him down, waited in one and forced him into it.

**Anderron Shi** · 2012-08-23

Originally Posted by HaydenJD

Not the worst fit I've ever seen but I'm still thinking wut.

http://kb.dark-therapy.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=620

He kept warping to two safe spots off of two gates also, we simply scanned him down, waited in one and forced him into it.

It looks like the only advice any one ever gave him in regards to fitting ships was "just use the guns it gets the bonus for, and make sure you use all of the CPU".

**Malcanis** · 2012-08-23

http://killboard.appetite4destructio...l&kll_id=38225

[20:26:02] Cal 7 > i think he will [learn] his lesson on what not to afk with

One can only hope...

**indet** · 2012-08-23

http://thorn.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=14419695

Not so much the fit, but the fact he died to a single carrier

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-08-24

Originally Posted by Dsan

Just going to 1up everyone and Ninja this from all the proud SoCo boys on this mail:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14391997

Yarp, thats an officer armor fit Rokh, mining.

OMG That HAS to be a troll fit. Jesus.

**madp0k** · 2012-08-24

http://risingphoenixalliance.com/kil...ail&kll_id=369#

This was one me and a couple of mates got last year when we first tried to learn pvp, we caught him belt ratting, I managed to tackle him and the lads jumped in and helped me get rid of the drones, we were expecting more resistance but it never came, then we saw the fit, not expensive but shit and not to be used for belt ratting in lo-sec, got the bug after that, his last words in local were " help me "